Say my name
Say my name
Parker from Revelations 1?
Video game donkey
Discount Barry Burton
...you knew?
literally who
SAY MY NAME
SEPHIROT
Parker "Literally Who" Luciani
I [spiler]cried[/spoiler] when he died
>tfw he almost got the Jill, but Chris had to ruin it
Based fatso who got cucked by Chris
he didn't die
He didn't though?
He almost gets the slutty double agent too, but Chris also ruins it
Oh I'm gonna spell it out for you.
What the fuck is with Capcom and their recent boner for Chris? Everything after RE4 is just Chris is fucking god electric boogalo, he's also a shit character compared to Leon really
he falls into a fire no?
Chris was actually holding him
Boomer
(You)
Fat Jimmy Raynor.
Then an insanely ugly redhead agent saves him
>Time for another Clueless Gamer. I'm here with Parker, who's playing some kind of video game. Let's check it out.