What do you call this physique?

Literally all you need to do is some sort of physical activity once a week.

Well that seems easy as fuck, how come he doesn't do that?

How do I get a hairy friend to play videogames with like DSP

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>only 5

Do this + 30 min walk, but it's 90% diet

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fpbp

youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc
Is this the best vid on youtube?

It's a joke brainlet.

The "Alutappepul's fault"

>Gynemorph

not video games

The Yea Forums flex

Is he transitioning?

What does he blame for his physique? His back? Kat?

You can’t if you have those genetics.

You may not like it but this is what peak gyno looks like

I need

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I like it. I like that no matter how shitty I look, I will never look as bad as this.

Lotta reasons over the years. It's his job now. People that do an easy 9 to 5 can plan this stuff, but with Phil's job, you're kinda always working, so getting exercise in is tough. His words.

>phil is the real life version of carl

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peak male physique

mantits gamer

My last ever comment on DSP
I check in on Ice Poseidon every now and again to see if he is dead yet
He has currently adopted a business model of being a complete cunt and baiting donations from people telling him off for it
It is like DSP has invented a business model of profiting or building a fan base from negativity & being retarded and now others do the same
You can see it so many times where youtubers get on the national news for retardation and they are usually the most toxic people out there - yet have millions upon millions of subs
Youtube / Twitch / e-begging was all a mistake but will now take over

the "never exercised in my life" special cut

>skinnyfat
this is a term invented by a nation of coping fatasses

What's this physique called?

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Makes you think who's more retarded now, doesn't it.
The perceived retard, or the "intellectuals" who make multiple hour-long videos dissecting every aspect of his life, and claiming some sort of moral high ground.

bugged tits mechanics

Retard

Has he lost weight? Don't get me wrong, he still looks fat. Just less so.

>fourth post best post
>fpbp
graduate special ed class before you use the internet you retarded spastic

how long do i need to this before pussy starts showing at my doorstep?

>Everyone loves Carl
Does that means everyone loves Phil?

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He's pretty average for an American. Small moobs, bit of a gut, flabby. He was never some boogie-tier case.

peak performance

yes even the detractors secretly love him

he scored 2 decent looking gfs
what a legend

inb4 ban

Kat is nasty looking.

The testosterone deficient

DELET THIS NOW

24 years, better get started now

Put me in the screenshot.

What the fuck? That had to be self-deleted.

All about confidence, bro.

Hi FBI.

what's the big deal?

diabetic bitch-tits

not really, where a lot of fat people have bulk with their fat, skinny fat is skinny arms and legs and sometimes face with flabby stomach/hips/tits
hence the joining of the words you fucking ape

That's what I was saying, it makes no sense for that to be deleted. I think he just deleted it and samefagged the other replies.

that's just a fat weakling you shitter

its a fucking colloquial term that sounds better, why are you so triggered

It actually means something specific, normal BMI with a high body fat. Hence you’re not technically overweight but you’re not in good shape either. It’s not a compliment.

just b urself, bro

DaddySydePhil

skinnyfat is not meant to be a good thing, retard
picture an empty punchbag

i NEED to bury my face into his chest.

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fagfags are the worst
i want to go back to the time where you pretended to be straight

but i'm a girl user.

because it sounds like something a tumblrina would say to downplay her disgusting body
I know it's a colloquialism, I just can't discern a reason to make the distinction between fatasses
>I'm not a braphog I'm just a slampiggy that means my bmi is normal

you're a tranny at best aka a guy

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>release day unboxing
>its just him filming the case while rambling about the game and complaining about the fire alarm playing the entire time
>he doesn't even open the box
KINO

>

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It's called Semen demon.

Don't contract gout

you miss 100% of the shots you never take

None of the guys on the right are that unattractive though

This also just remember to be yourself :)

thats the point you retard

>Using Scooby in such a negative manner.
Don't make me lay hands on you, nigra.

pre-stroke

Sorry I mean left

You are a stupid person.

The bottom one is definitely unattractive.

No because there is nothing positive about the term skinnyfat to use as a coping mechanism. For almost everyone, it is worse visually than just being a fatfuck because at least you can look cute while being round.

Its high body fat percentage at a somewhat low overall weight level (at least for the amount of body fat present) due to a lack of muscle mass. Its very bad

That's the point you giant dumb faggot.

The guys on the left are dudes who were ugly as fuck and asked how to get pussy and the generic "just lift brah" reply shows that even with amazing 10/10 bodies, they're still ugly fucks. The right side shows multiple twink-frail-framed pussies who look like glowing vampires from Twilight so they get all the pussy.

Jesus Christ you're a fucking retard. I literally hope your life ends ASAP so you don't have a chance to breed, you triple nigger brained idiot.

Because you can be underweigth and still be skinnyfat. If you just called it fat that would be pretty confusing.

CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED

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I'd say the middle one is more unattractive personally, rat faces turn me off. The others are old but would still be fuckable if I was desperate enough.

Sorry I mistyped user.

Weird, I'd say the middle one is the most attractive out of the three.
I'm not a faggot though so what do I know.

no, its when your fat to muscle ratio is abysmal. Being skinnyfat is much worse than regular fat.

I'm a fatass who has recently begun jogging daily for at least 30-40 minutes per day. Will I injure myself if I do these push-ups, squats and shit? I've never done intense actions like that my entire life.

He's absurdly lazy & comically pathetic.

Certain foods make you fat, others are better for muscle growth. It's possible to undereat and be underweight but still not be lean because the foods you're eating are shit junk food.

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I say don't do the squats yet. If you're fat your knees are under a lot of stress when you jog, don't push them even more with squats right now.

that's not really how it works user

Thanks. I've been doing this jogging routine for about close to two months now. I want to get my arms stronger, but because I've never lifted anything heavier than a college textbook or a laptop, then I'm afraid I might hurt myself if I begin doing pushups. I'm also afraid to fuck up my knee's balljoints, which is why I always make sure to drink milk to ensure I don't break my knees before losing weight.

Not him, that's pretty much how it works and you are 100% ignorant on the subject of health and nutrition.

stop consuming sugar