This is the best girl Nintendo produced in recent years

This is the best girl Nintendo produced in recent years.

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close but no cigar

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She's a cutie and a favorite of mine, but she's incomplete without her sweet cousin.

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What do you like about her?

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The Splatoon series is full of delicious cuties.

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Disagree : Pearl, Twintelle,Min min,...?

I never noticed Pearl has her special charged up in this pic.

She’s a gift from god

Absolute QT.

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Twintelle is the best girl Nintendo has put out in recent years

No she’s not

She's certainly one of the hottest, but I wouldn't take her out on a date.

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Is Splatoon even a real game? It's been 4 years and the only thing people eveer post is porn or dumb miiverse tweets.

Does it have a story with a beginning and an end? Are there bosses?

she's goofy and cute, and not a cunt like marie

Post more Callie.

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user, use some google-fu. We shouldn't have to spoonfeed you.
That said, the background lore is far more interesting and important than the quickly-shoveled together campaigns of both games. Either way, it's the multiplayer that serves as the main draw.

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Yeah it does.

Don't be an asshole

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It has a minimal story mode that's basically a glorified tutorial. The core of the game is online PVP.

Now now, Marie is not a cunt. She loves her silly cousin. Matter of fact, during the campaign of S2, she intimates to you that she's worried sick she may have genuinely hurt Callie, and that her snark may have pushed her away. Marie may be sarcastic and witty, but she's far from heartless. She'll joke and talk the piss at you, but it's never her intention to truly hurt anyone, least of all her precious little Callie.

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talk shit get hit

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Everyone agrees that she's incredibly cute, but WHY is she so incredibly cute?

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So it's not a game then.

I hope they eventually make a game set in the Splatoon-verse so we can discuss it on Yea Forums. The idea of intelligent aquatic life seems pretty cool, and we haven't gotten an Ecco the Dolphin game in forever.

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>perky
>happy
>impish
>playful
>innocent
>ditsy
>athletic
>big, floppy tentacles

She's just a big ball of cute.

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>452291312
user, you just might actually be retarded.

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>make a game set in the Splatoon-verse
...ummm

>YWN be hugged by Callie.
Why can't squids be real, bros?

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>452291518
I'm smart enough to realize that shitty PvP shooters aren't video games that warrant discussion or attention. They're only designed to rob you of both time and money. That's why I don't give a shit about cawadoody either.

I want to be hugged by her floppers

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There are no microtransactions in the game, you impressionable, pretentious underage.

BIG UP, BIG UP
IT'S AS STICK UP, STICK UP
AND I'M SHOOTIN' INKLINGS QUICK IF YOU WOOMY

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Mariebros RISE UP

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More like the game itself is a macrotransaction. The sequel even more so. Like SF2 Champion's Edition, or left4dead 2.

Either way you're losing money and time watching the same characterrs fight each other until the heat death of the universe or they mericfully unplug the online servers. End of discussion.

Brother

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I love how pure and cute these threads are before the cunny invasion occurs.

How's your perfect gear coming along, user?

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This, I'm a Twintellefag. However Calle is the best Splatoon girl and second best girl Nintendo has produced in recent years so that's worth some praise.

>Two weeks of scrubbign and still no pures
hold me

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Callie is so cute

The Squid Sisters have cute feet!

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Cunnies are pure and cute

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Callie does have twintails of a sort

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She does, but Twintelle has twin drills, ass for days and delicious brown. She awakens the beast inside me that wants to mate, meanwhile Calle just makes me wanna headpat her.

I can't really disagree with your assessment

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Mint chocolate chip is the best!

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>I'm actually running out of cash from scrubbing the same piece of gear over and over
Just keep at it user, we'll get through this!

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What do guys want in Splatoon 3?

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Skates, skateboards, open world and parkour.

We desperately need more art of Callie and Marina together.

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Based
Cringe

You're face is a duck

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Hey! I love all Idols equally

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Dating

Octo daughter best daughter. This fact is irrefutable.
>just played a HAZARD LEVEL MAX game
>entire team crushed it with almost 90 eggs
Sess, Simon, Squinty, if you can read this you guys are the fucking best. I'm sorry I got the least eggs but I had the most kills so I hope I helped at least a bit.

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This

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you should say that on /ink/ since that's where they're from

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Pregnant Woomys

She'd be better if she kept that bitchin' octo outfit.

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>something good coming out of /vg/
Miracles do happen, it seems. Could've used that miracle two games ago, had some real fuckers that died to absolutely nothing. Least the ones I just played with were pretty decent.

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quick reminder

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So you just happened to be a random? That's funny since I'm on discrud with them. I could just link the post.

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This nigga speaks the truth.

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Why are all callie fags so embarrassing?

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Very happy cephalopods

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Oh there's an uncensored one nice

They gave her a hideous skin color though. Not even top 10.

Yeah, I'm just some jackoff freelancing it. It's rare to find a team that nice.
>fucking left joycon fucks up in the middle of high tide wave 3
What fuck, Switch. It thought I had disconnected it from the damn system for no reason.

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that's not marie tho

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ty

Please stop posting my wife

If you're going to post beeg Marie teetees, then post some good ones.

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I want to kiss Pearl's forehead

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>being this utterly retarded
If this is bait, ya got me

This is not video games. Please refrain from making such posts on Yea Forums in the future and rather go to /e/, where such content belongs. Thank you for understanding.

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What the fuck, it happened again. The Switch acts like I disconnected the left joycon from it even though they're both clearly right on the thing. I just wanted some comfy salmon running in bed.

>This is not video games.

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>Responding to obvious bait
user, pls.

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thems look like toothless grannies.

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I wish to cheer her up and restore her smile.

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My favorite splatter is the squigger!

Marie

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Tide Goes Out > Bomb Rush Blush

BRB is an excellent fight song. TGO is to celebrate victory and cool off.

This
But I still prefer Callie

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>Skates
>Skateboards
>Parkour
Now I want Jet Set Radio, but you paint what you skate.

>Jet Squid Radio
Sign me the fuck up

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It's the crossover that is so perfect it can never exist.

this except the opposite
youtube.com/watch?v=Xnnv-dk3-_c

fun fact: bomb rush blush plays when you use bomb rush

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Why are genki girls always better?

Everyone knows that, user. That beginning of Tidal Rush is still one of the best moments for the series' music.

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MARIE IS NOT A CUNT!

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This thread is blessed for not being invaded by degenerates.

Hey, I've been here all along, I just keep it under control until someone else starts

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>want to play splatoon but no wiiu
>don't know much about the game but know the sisters feature way more in 1 than 2 and the 2 girls look terrible
feels bad

What's the flavor of the month this time?

I still see Off the Hook cucks tho

Splatoon was a kind of game you had to experience during its life cycle though, particularly if you're in it for the squid sisters

Not even in her own game

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does not even appear in the game as far as i can remember

That's not Pearl.

Imagine that.

Only in promo material and concept art.

Stacked Callie

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i don't like Splatoon designs. They feel like they were made by a bunch of old men who were just guessing at what do kids like these days.

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Adorable little thing

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The squids discovered extinct human culture and aped it. It's part of the appeal.

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Whether she won or lost that last splatfest, we know she'd have to be the one to get rescued. Poor squid is just too emotional to mount a competent rescue.

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That’s not Marina

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Marina is beautiful and sweet.
But my heart will always belong to Callie.

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It's much worse the other way round. Can't have a Splatoon cunny thread without you retards posting tits as if anyone wants to see them but you

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It's even the right colors

First she was coming for your Pepsi, and now she wants the coke too

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I want to feed her fries.

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If you told me a year ago that you could have a Callie thread on Yea Forums of over 100 posts with virtually no shitposting then I wouldn't believe you. I'd sooner believe that I'd win the lottery. Anyway, thanks.

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Cephalopods heal my soul.
But more importantly I wanna fuck em

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It's not totally devoid of shitposting. There's a couple faggots here and there screaming "hurr not vidya" for cheap (you)s, but other than that, it's been pretty tranquil. The degen brand of shitposters seems to have worn old on even Yea Forums. Who knows. Maybe they've simply moved on to the next hot topic to leech on.

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And by :fuck" you mean making tender, sweet love to them, right? If so, we cool.

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It's not completely perfect but this thread and past few threads I have seen have been very friendly.

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Only Marie.

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Yeah I expect it will return once interest in the franchise kicks back up to the general public. Whenever that may be. Then a certain element will return. Can't be helped.

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Eh, I don't think so. That was only a one-time thing needed for a specific plot and Nogami said he hated the idea of the final splatfest because he considered the Squid sisters almost like his own daughters.

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Enjoy it while it lasts I guess

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>You will never be INK'D by your favorite idol

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Why must you do this to me.

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keessy keess

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>Callie will never stay awake and just hold you while you sleep
Just splat me and get it over with lads

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I'm talking about the soulless mob of memefags that jump to whatever the hottest game is and leave a trail of destruction in their wake. They'll be bake some day.

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>Squidcest
You tread a dangerous path, Anons

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>bake
they'll also be back

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Okay, okay, let's switch it up a bit then. Ya prude.
How about some Off the Hook?

Eh. Those idiots only really came because
>stupid ideas being fed to stupid people
>meme artists latched onto it
>abundance of underage faggots on the internet has skyrocketed since 2009

They'll only ever come back to pester splatoon specifically if almost exactly the same thing happens, and that's unlikely.

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First post, best post.

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I hate memelords as much as the next guy, but what have they been doing in Splatoon?

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>woomy will never ink your splat zone whilst you're going down on her
Why even live?

The list is long and unpleasant, especially for Callie fans. It wouldn't do any good to retread any of it needlessly. I'm sure if you keep an eye out you can pick up on it yourself.

Can't find my big boss Callie.

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Are you referring to the "octo'd" business?

The list is long.

Lay it on me.

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based forehead poster

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That makes up a good chunk of it.

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Pearl is actually a sweet girl, she just has to act tough to compensate for how short she is, like a chihuahua

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Callie's too ditzy to be Jotaro.
Maybe she'd be a good Joseph.

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Those levels honestly weren't nearly as bad as I was expecting from all the memery, and I always went for the "hardest" weapon options. There was plenty of shit more difficult in the expansion.

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fucking moron, it's you who enters our "degenerate" threads and wonder why nobody likes you

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I love yebbies.

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It's just not a good idea to retread and whine about negative things in the past in a positive thread in the present. I'll just say that Callie fans were treated in such a way for a time that this time last year you'd be hard pressed to even find a Callie fan around here at all. You couldn't even let on that you had that affinity without welcoming negativity. Welcoming negativity by appreciating such a positive character. Yes, dark times.

I think that explanation is better than a tired list of gripes.

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La goblina de digustiga por foreheado

KYS

I don't understand.

Well good.
But Callie isn't a yebby

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Homo

Weird as that is, there's even weirder. There's some pic of her drawn with an ODST, and unlike this thing, it's actually competently drawn, which only raises more questions.

A lot actually!

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It's literally just more mlp faggots. Seriously.
>muh lore is so deep that they couldn't even begin to explain it in two installments on the only media it uses
Spare me you worthless retards.

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it never ceases to baffle me.

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Fanart Pearl is cute as a button.
>Meanwhile real Pearl

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No.These memes are as dumb as the ones that go after Callie.

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It could just be a person combining two things they like

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>memes going after Callie
What. I know you 2-3 Callie posters have gotten a bit big for your britches lately but that's going straight into a victim complex.

>nintendo need to make an attractive black character
>they decide to pair it with an ugly little white character to make the black one look as attractive as possible
>redditors actually fall for it and start associating themselves with fan art of her
>some people actually still go for the ugly white one
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! YOU AUTISTS WOULD WORSHIP A TALKING LUMP OF SHIT IF NINTENDO MADE IT THEIR MASCOT CHARACTER

I'm going to hug those tiny squids and then fuck them once they're older.

Oh great. The shitposters have arrived.
Yeah but... turning that into a ship? Look, I get it. Sometimes we all dream up some autistic-as-fuck crossover scenario, but it takes a special kind of autism to dream up crack ships like this without the security blanket of irony to help us stay self aware (and even then it's still autistic). Fucking hell, I love DOOM, but you won't see me crossing it over with Splatoon in any strict non-comedic context any time soon, let alone shipping her with doomguy.

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shouldn't you be getting ready for school?

Don't respond, You might as well be talking to a wall.

I need proof of Pearl looking cute ingame. Does such a photo exist?

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Come on, it's not like it's hostile. A little crackship is fun every now and then.

Show me any consistency in Callie being made fun of or belittled on fan art. It's mostly all Pearl and even then it's slowed down a lot now that people realize how based she is, especially after OE.

Never said anything about ti being hostile. It's just hitting powerlevels bordering on the dangerous.

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I wanna marry and impregnate Callie

You gotta clear that with Marie first.

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That's a common theme in some types of fan art. I didn't even bring that up so I assume you already know that, but again there's no point in dwelling on negativity. It's just you were calling a Pearl fan a Callie fan with a victim complex.

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Ideally you should shoot for both. There's no sense in splitting up such a wonderful dueo.

Should you be getting ready for my 12 inch cock?

i will put my 1 foot pinus u will happy

If you really have 12 inches then I'm ready as hell, user.

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Dude, don't reply, it's the same faggot. Shits on Callie and Pearl both while pretending to like Marie and Marina or any of teh game's characters for "da epic lulz XD"

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s-stop posting my weakness when I'm trying to shitpost

Look man I dunno, I was just confused because most fanart I see with them is incredibly fun and positive. The most I've seen lately is just poking fun at Callie for the whole brainwashing thing.

Who the fuck even are you and why do you think I'm someone I'm not?

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Ha
Nigga u gay

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I really liked the gamepad, and the map in Splat 2 is inferior to it.

Riley get the fuck off the internet.

Someone bust out the pic of the guy who rigged up his joycons on a trimmed 2x4.
Huey you a bitchass nigga

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I said I'm ready, user.

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I still miss that thing, I feel I can't aim as well without it.

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I feel you, my Charger game has been off ever since I made the jump.

stoooooop

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It's cool, Marie is my wife and she is okay with that user

The gamepad isn't all that killed chargers. The map design in 2 is notably different in that everything is relatively close quarters now.

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Not until you and I bond over yebbies and become friends.

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Back in my Charging days, I welcomed close-quarter action. Didn't even need a Squiffer.

>Splatoon 1: pop pop pop watching niggas drop
>Splatoon 2 : FUCK, SHIT, NO I DIDN'T MISS THAT, WHY, GODDAMMIT

Is it really that bad? I still feel there's maps that let you control a huge chunk of the battlefield if you're good enough. Manta Maria, Albacore, and some returning ones. Either way I could usually deal with people who got too close easily in 1. It's just a matter of keeping your cool and aiming for where they're going.

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Sequel when

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Only if he actually gets to fuck them. I got blueballed hard because the art is so good but they didn't even go topless.

Okay here I am

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Don't mind me, just the alpha male coming through.

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You ain't shit

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That's a pretty cute yebby right there, I love it!
Do you want my FC so we can play? Or disc?

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Sure... Gimme your disc and I'll add you later

Cielsword#5123
Always glad to make a new yebby friendo!

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Callie has always had jokes written at her expense. It's part of the function of her character. It's part of the charm of her character even. However, with the S2 stuff it took it too far and the trolling that resulted from it took it way further. Do you think "brainwashing" a character is a comfortable subject for people that are attached to that character's true character that preexists any of that shit? Should they also find the endless jokes that will be lazily written and rehashed by NoA about it to be humorous?

I wasn't even really talking about that anyway. I was just referring to whenever there is fan art with Callie and Marie where one of them is getting made fun of or abused or whatever, it's Callie 95% of the time. It makes sense because that's in line with how they act in the game, but you know how fan artists often take things outside of the original spirit of the game.

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Nice ink sacks.

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I appreciate your passion for your waifu but that response is too big. I know it sounds like heresy, but be a bit like Marie and chill. Have a pepsi.

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Hey, I spent way more time writing it and refining it than you would have spent reading it.

T.bh, Marie. I wish this thread had died a couple hours ago so I could have gone to sleep. Now THAT is heresy.

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That ain't fair, I totally read it. I admit it must be a bit of a pain but it's not like anyone was ever put under siege for liking Callie. I like Marina but I'm not getting mad at NoA for those bad early rewrites where they were trying to make her Marie 2.0. There's not much that can be done about people who draw the dumb shit. I just save what I like and be on my merry way.

You can't just post adorable veemos like that.

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Same for me, it is 4 am where I am at

Yes I can.

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>tfw pulling an all-nighter for Homework's sake and I'm posting here instead
I just might be retarded.

Not that guy but I don't think anyone was under siege so much as it was impossible for her to be posted without "le octo'd XD" getting spammed down your throat. It wasn't persecution so much as it was just pestilence.

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But you'll get my heart all worked up. It's bad enough every time I press down on the D-pad ingame and I hear veemo, my chest beats a bit harder.

>"le octo'd XD"
Okay, I'll concede that because it did get old after a bit. It was worth it for all the lewds, though.

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>But you'll get my heart all worked up
Then
p e r i s h

>It was worth it for all the lewds, though.
Nah, that was even shittier.

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With the same set of pictures being posted over and over again

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Callie fans were absolutely "under siege" for as long as it was in style which was from the final splatfest through to probably around the squid vs octopus splatfest/OE and it actually got worse before it got better. After that point it seemed to just vanish overnight for whatever reason.

The only fanbase you can compare them to is Pearl. Pearl is often made fun of for her appearance. The difference is Pearl was always made fun of for her appearance. Callie/Callie fans situation changed over time and if you were going to stick with Callie, you just had deal with it. It wasn't fair and it wasn't right.

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You monster.

Well hey, at least those times are over now.

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Pearlfag here
As evidenced by some of the posts in this thread, there are still some shit-flingers, though at least most people seem tired of them at this point. The whole "le uggo gremlin Pearl XD" thing seems to have fallen out of trendiness, and like the "octo'd XD" crowd, seems the pastime of a particularly unmedicated few.

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Muahahaha

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Oh come on man, the shitflinging in this thread has been people who don't even play the games. Everyone here loves squids.

But I love octos. You son of a bitch and your adorable pictures.

>the shitflinging in this thread has been people who don't even play the games
Well duh. That covers the vast majority of the aforementioned groups of faggots we've just recently mulled over.

>But I love octos. You son of a bitch and your adorable pictures.
s u b m i t

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I want to be a yebbie and shove my freakishly long tongue up Marie's recum

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>octo witch
MY WEAKNESS, HOW DID YOU KNOW

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Adorable veemos are everything

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Veem

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someone say cig?

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o!

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Yes, thankfully they are over and I hope that Callie has more positive roles in future games. I won't say though that her role in S2 was completely without merit. Oddly enough some people became Callie fans because of it.

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Well yeah. Even though the shades switched her loyalties around, she was still her peppy, cute self, hence why she decorated the place everywhere she went.

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>fem 8 and male 3
Good taste.

Her role in 2 was great, even if she didn't get all the screentime Marie got. Her evil costume was banging, her reunion and new song with Marie was beautiful and people badgered them enough to finally let her come home with an update.

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Fem 8 and male 3 are a cute couple tbqh

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It gets a laugh out of me whenever you hit octavio and it throws off her balance and she does a wobbly dance.

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I can't explain why I like it, I just do.

>spray ink at them
>Marie blocks it all with her brella
>Callie just lets you ink her whole body and just shakes it off like nothing
Kek

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cutest animation in video games

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Aside from her laugh

vocaroo.com/i/s0vpnauk7MaG

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does this octo not understand the concept of personal space?

I think you misspelled Twintelle.
Also, Callie is 100% best inkling girl.

Cut her some slack, she's not had much social interaction and spent most of her free life trying to escape from the underground.

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>I can't explain why I like it, I just do.
I can explain
>Agent 3 first saves 8 in the blender
>8 defeats the brainwashed 3 in combat
>First thing 3 sees when waking up on the helicopter is Agent 8 smiling at him
If that doesn't get a guy going I don't know what will

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Adorable

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>First thing 3 sees when waking up on the helicopter is Agent 8 smiling at him
There is no more wholesome or precious thing in the entirety of Splatoon until we get more octo single-player content.

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Minmin is superior.

There is a really good single player expansion. It's just the base game campaign that is trash.1

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>it's a griller wave
>there's a teammates with a roller or brush perfect for destroying the endless smallfry and letting the rest of the team destroy the big guy
>they keep fucking swinging up at the fish tail
For what purpose

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one expansion wasn't enough, they should have made another
Splatoon 2 is just such a solid game, Splatoon 3 has to be really special, if they don't make a spinoff first

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Timmies gonna timmy

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>Objective: SURVIVE

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Splatoon rhythm game most likely. Something like GTA would be nice though

Gams

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Rhythm game would be the best thing, they already have more than enough tracks for a really solid downloadable game. Knowing the music team, they probably would go the extra mile and drop brand new smoking tracks just for it.

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BotW-style splatoon please
I already felt like levels/stations and shrines were similar, they might as well go all out

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so it canon that 8 is bunking with 4 while she gets used to life in Inkopolis?

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Yes

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F P B P
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I guess so

Has to be, that's official art and shit and it's the perfection explanation for why they share gear.

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I love this style of drawing

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Fuck me, this is pretty unnerving.

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Agreed, Splatoon would make an awesome open world game

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tfw no one will erp as the squid sisters for you

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Good, keep that gay shit away from me.

Customizable rooms when? The team behind this game was the team that did Animal Crossing, right?

>that look at your woomy's room every time you start the game in Splatoon 1
Fucking teases. Just give me my customizable home, I know you guys wanna do it.

cute shit, especially from splatoon, is the best. looking at all the art, playing the game, just puts me at ease. i love squid sisters and off the hook.
Its the kind of stuff that almost makes you want to have children to share it all with

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>the moment Pearl jumps up
>entire crowd loses it
Thank goodness japs don't have entirely shit taste.

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Splatoon art is like a drug. Wholesome stuff all around

Time to go out and earn that living. Always remember, octo daughter is best daughter.

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She is a good octo that likes to help her friends

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>Either way you're losing money and time watching the same characterrs fight each other until the heat death of the universe or they mericfully unplug the online servers. End of discussion.

By that logic fighting games are not vidya either.

Funny enough I like Callies ass and stomach. And headpat ability is a massive turn on. Cute girls are what I want to breed.

What does Marie think about Callie asking you out on a date?

Points out that Callie has way more money than you do.

Based
Cringe

My nigga

This. I really miss seeing that room whenever I booted up the game. A real shame 2 doesn't have that.
It really made it feel like like my squid was getting started and heading out for action, just like I was whenever I booted up the game. It was neat.

It's obviously not about the money then, as far as Callie's concerned. She just wants a date.

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Fug the woomy

Hug the woomy

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Squiddie

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Made for tender suckling.

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What else could they be for since Squids don't like, breastfeed

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You don't know that

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whoa guys. getting a little awesome in here

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Excuse me, can you repeat me which song got picked for Smash?

In all fairness, how would you have remixed a song like Tide Goes Out and have it still fit both Smash, and the song's original feel?

>can survive numerous direct hits from weapons that can splat other inklings instantly, and shake it off no problem
>strong enough to use a Dynamo like a Carbon

If Marie wasn't able to get those shades off, Octavio would have been unstoppable.

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>What’s Environmental Noises?
Also why don’t just pick Tidal Rush? It has both

Marie is a sweatfreak

Good thing Marie is a good shot.

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I think I had this issue too. It was happening more and more frequently so I just bought a pro controller

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I hope Callie gets a new outfit in Splatoon 3

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comfy thread

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Has anyone drawn Squid Sister or Off the Hook wearing Rouge the Bats outfit?

That's oddly specific user

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Few things comfier than cute cephs being cute.

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Of course

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Another single player campaign as good as the octo-expansion is all I want.

I don't think so, but now I really want that.

The truth as been spoken
T.Mariefag

full?

Took a nap and this thread is still here. Damn

>Posts an off-model picture of so called "best girl"
So you admit she's a gremlin and you can't even own it?

How can a player character with no lines and barely any story have such clear personality

Is there any pictures of Callie like this

Is this on-model enough for you?

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I wish Callie was playable in Smash

I wish there was Octo Expansion stuff in smash
>Agent 8 echo
>Deepsea Metro stage
>Nasty Majesty, Shark Bytes, Fly Octo Fly

Reply to this post if you fapped to any inkling or octoling

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So disappointing that there wasn't any of this

They are surprisingly rare

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Same

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I am going to be gone for 5 hours so thread is going to be dead by the time I'm coming back so I might just make another one when I do

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What's up?

remove chargers, they add literally nothing to the game and make it less fun for everyone who isn't a coward

Good taste mate

I honestly warmed onto Pearl after a while. she's like an annoying small sister that pulls on your pants and asks for ice cream: it gets charming after a while. Her pseudolesbian friend, though, sunk her hooks into me day one.

Can't believe this thread is still alive

It felt like /vg/ last night instead of just image dump thread

I fucking love Callie

Damn, we hit the image limit right when I was gonna post my Marie OC

You can send it by imgur

I was just about to send a picture too darn it.

Wished we had a bigger image limit

Tempted to make another thread

I am this guy Go ahead since I am on my phone