The Goblin King has kidnapped your neglected family and brought them to his castle.
The only one who can save them is the last vidya character you played as. Are their intentions pure enough to beat him?
The Goblin King has kidnapped your neglected family and brought them to his castle
Easton Cox
Levi Gomez
>Artyom
Yes, the guy wants to save the world and people.
Leo Wilson
>goblin king
Austin Gray
Jack Edwards
ah... but is he doing so for their sake, or simply to prove something to himself?
Nicholas Harris
>Yuri Lowell
Probably. The guy goes around killing the corrupt to protect the innocent because society won't take action
Jason Thompson
Doesn't the goblin king kidnap her brother because he's in love with her?
I don't know what I would do if david bowie was in love with me...
Daniel Parker
*barges through the entire labyrinth armed with a tank and several hundered nukes*
Caleb Thomas
Nolan Turner
If it is construction you seek, I have many lucrative and rewarding job openings for you.
Xavier Johnson
You remind me of the babe
Charles Mitchell
I'm fucked_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Xavier Clark
Came Here to Post this.
Dude goes to the ends of the earth to save someone dear to him. Literally walks through the closest thing to Hell several times just to save his people. Artyom has the Luck of MC and the raw Killing ability of Doomguy.
Jack Collins
my boi got nothing to worry about
Robert Perry
maybe, at the very least he will be able to convince him to give them back
Oliver Cox
WAT BAEB?
Jaxson Evans
ezpz
Tyler Johnson
Jace Taylor
I just beat Kingdom Hearts 3 so I'm fairly certain they're going to come home safe and sound
Juan Perez
The babe with the power...
Adam Brown
why did bowie agree to this and the shitty cage game? What the fuck happened to him in the 90s?
Hunter Clark
>not wanting bowie to fuck everyone
Id go to him just to eat dinner with him.
Carson Reyes
My Chosen Undead. Yes, because I played them as a paragon of humanity.
Ryder Gomez
Nothing more pure than the void
Austin Sullivan
Sir Krubers handled greenskins before
Chase Adams
why does kojima suck this faggots dick so much?
Elijah Allen
The weakness of humanity is my favorite dish.
Thomas Reed
i think so
Jordan Russell
WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE
Ayden Price
Labrynth is genuinely great though ypi faggot.
Isaac Bennett
lmao ok
literally the nadir of bowies career
Jaxon Evans
One of his most memorable performances, so nah not really.
Michael Diaz
>dance magic dance
>dance magic dance
not even kidding, was playing that piece of shit game jump force at a friend's house
Brody Jones
>Kirby Star Allies
Oh shit man, Kirby is the purest fucking thing there is.
>Last vidya character you played as
>Technically last character I played was Marx
Oh.
Yeah no they're dead. In fact we're all dead. The Goblin King, me, really everyone is going to die.
Zachary Kelly
Slug cat loves his family but is more suited to cleanin* pipes than high adventure.
Maze like pipes are a specialty of his, if labyrinth is literal
Asher Moore
>Tamar Bogrationi, Immortal warrior queen of Georgia, husband to the Byzantine emperor, destroyer of the Ayubids, Abassids, Rum and Alans.
This batshit insane lady has like a personal combat skill of 5 (1 is considered above average). The Goblin king is going to get usurped and conquered.
Andrew Martin
Who do?
Nathaniel Perez
I guess if you only consider his singing career maybe. He has done better songs.
Brandon Phillips
but hes just a smol bug....bug/shadow/wyrm/thing
Brayden Adams
Get ready, motherfucker. Strong alone, stronger together.
Brayden Davis
He can certainly do it
but he's already a demon
Cooper Adams
I will smite that bitch all the way to Lothric and back
Jason Hughes
You do.
Owen Parker
Jareth is fucked
Ethan Morgan
Does this one count ?
Brody Jones
I interpreted it more as him only really understanding human cruelty, and not having any other context in which to care about someone.
Lucas Garcia
WHAT POWER?
Luis Allen
The Son.
Fuck, why couldn't it be Evan Wright?
Dylan Johnson
Alexander Bailey
>the TF2 engineer
RIP family
Hunter Murphy
It was always kind of ambiguous I guess. You could say he was only seducing her because he wanted to delay her as much as possible from reaching the castle. The entire point of Labyrinth was that the MC was a teenage girl still swept up in her fantasies which caused her to denounce reality (the biggest thing being her little brother). By the end of the journey she confronts Jared and he tries to enthrall her by promising her anything she wants but she tells him to fuck off and saves her brother, representing that she's matured as a person. You get a cute little extra scene of her partyting with all her fantasy friends for the movie to say "Grow up, but you can still have an imagination".
It's a great movie with some depth and I love it, even if it's not the greatest thing ever as my childhood painted it out to be.
Camden Turner
No. It's actually something he is duty-bound to do anyway. Taking unwanted children away and turning them into goblins.
What he is intrigued with is his sister wanting the child back out of a sense of duty despite not liking the boy. It's an idea that's alien to him. There's a strength of character in her he wants to put to the test. His attempts to seduce her are only to try to distract her and make her abandon her quest.
Though he probably would have made the boy his next in line if the sequel manga is anything to go by from what I heard about it.
But the story can be interpreted as all a fever dream. The girl is obsessed with the play and subconsciously re-enacts the play in her sleep, and in her reflections she realises the baby is just that: a sweet innocent little baby who hasn't really done her any harm. She was just lashing out over not getting the attention she was used to having that she doesn't even really need.
Hence why the opening speech she can't manage at the start she masters by the end of her adventure.
Dominic Rodriguez
Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
Isaiah Gray
THE POWER OF VOODOO
Carter Fisher
WHO DO?
Carson Sullivan
I don’t think he can do much right now.
Gavin Walker
>You remind me of the babe
nani
>The babe with the power
kiryu-chan!
>majima snaps his neck from behind and they fight over the baby
Owen Wright
You do!
Charles Price
DO WHAT?
Jack Bailey
>SUMMON
Liam Young
seriously though, what the FUCK was his problem?
Adam Hughes
Remind me of the babe.
Nolan Adams
>Heavy weapons guy
I don't think the purity of his intentions matter much here. The man's fought (and beat) a wizard before, along with a giant haunted eye, the skeleton king, a robot army that runs off burning piles of money, and fuck knows what else. I'm not worried.
Henry Morales
>Sparkster
I'd say he's pretty pure
Alexander Young
No intentions are more pure
Gavin Campbell
Settra does not serve. Settra rules over lesser kings!
Owen Garcia
Can I spam up and forward smash to win?
Brody Allen
Assassin's Creed Odyssey. So I think Kassandra would be fine to rescue them.
Dominic Lewis
i don't get how people think Heroes is one of Bowies best albums
Hunter Martinez
They say it's a suicide mission; I'm going to prove them wrong.
Austin Johnson
>Imperium Armada from Gothic 2
Uhhh, are they considered saved if the whole Labyrinth is turned into space dust?
Luke Kelly
WAHOO
pure intentions sure but physically capable of pulling it off... not so sure about that one
Henry Cooper
Guess I'll die in pain.
Levi Perez
I SAW MY BABAY
Angel Johnson
I think she can relate.
Nathaniel Bailey
I'd tell Hunk that Bowie kidnapped his extraction point.
Levi Brown
>the Halo 5 guy
>dev log includes "beter dan da mastuh cheef but not evn a supasoldyer"
I think 343's kewl new addition to the Halo lore would probably win in the same way that insufferable roleplay friend in school would - through pure developer wank
Owen Hill
Actual Vidya? The king/god/whatever of Germany in Civ4. I think I can beat him. Maybe
But the last "vidya" I played with FGO, like 5minutes ago. Dunno if Ritsuka is pure enough to beat him.