Here's your first Magic the Gathering Mythic champion

> a man pretending to be a woman prentending to be a wizard - with cardboard

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I can see he's fucking fat, but his skin looks to be two sizes too large
The man appears to be melting

It's in the discord!

>some ugly mentally ill fag wins mtg championship
Tells a lot about how skill intensive the game is, doesn't it?

>#1 place deck is a shitty mono blue deck
>every player i played today in Arena was the same mono blue deck card for card
>its somehow worse then the standard homebrew versions i use to find
>my gruul deck continues to shit on them with 12/12 haste trample dino

Gruul is really strong against monoU, too bad its unplayble against any other real deck.

>when trannies play mono blue their opener has curious obsession and they draw 8 counterspells in a row
>when I play mono blue my opener is 4 djinns and I draw 11 1/1s in a row without a single counterspell

The average Magic: The Gathering player.

S E E T H I N G

List? Is it true gruul or monored with a splash?

British MTG player here. He looks even worse in person and those close to them say that he was constantly bullied as child and still has serious mental issues.

Anyone has tips of making 4c gates more competive vs monoU? I have like 10% win rate vs it with otherwise nice deck and if everyone is now getting inspired by this tranny...

>they/them pronouns
yea, we knew he had serious mental issues

>still has serious mental issues
> tranny

Well, color me surprised.

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>4C gates
>competitive
pick 1

Let me get this out of the way.

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MtG is a fantastic concept ruined by the company and community

>game entirely decided by the shuffle
>fantastic concept

I mean the thousands of interesting cards and interactions and the colour system, only to be ruined by luck like you said