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good post
BASED AS FUCK
Just shake it off, it'll only do a few points of damage.
Name a more terrifying enemy in a E rated game.
I love these threads
>mods actually listened to lee
A+
Requesting a female version of this enemy
I found the ones in Wind Walker scarier.
Those dudes actually try to bite your head off.
He samefags, user. Both posts were deleted because he posted them both.
OW MY SHOULDER
Hey guys
Good thread.
how do they avoid the "this post look like spam" autoblock anyway? do mods actually make those threads themselves?
When you've become a professional thread maker like me, it becomes very easy to bypass
HOYALIKE THAT HUH?
Someone post the Dead Hand transformation.
DETEIKE!!
I’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S THE BOSS OF THIS GROTTO
Not having a good night, are you, Lee?
Big kek
Do you really have to get yourself caught to make this prick to appear?
Or there is it other way?
why the fuck do they look so familiar?
Take it boy!
Deadhand
Great thread.
Arguably the Dead Hand, but come to think of it, the Redeads' moaning makes them way scarier.
Did somebody say...
i miss creepy n64 zelda
Genuinely terrified me as a kid. I assumed I was just being a pussy though, because apparently other people would play actual horror games.
Gabu
zelda
Source please
>tfw was enjoying this thread until I noticed that Aniki's 1st death anniversary is already next Saturday
riko RPPP 93582
It's not fair bros
>Aniki's 1st death anniversary is already next Saturday
>still havent started working out
I have failed him Yea Forumsros ;_;
inb4 everyone kek-ing in this thread is gonna feel regret because all of these zoomer faggots don't know what the source is from
>1 year
I could have sworn it was longer than that what the fuck.
>Just wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year
>Because I'll be gone
Thanks brother
Ive been on an Aniki mood, all that we have lost, its not fair
Their face and body proportions were pretty terrifying indeed
imagine if he howled like orphan of kos.
Seriously scary.
Holy shit.
meanwhile this cuck's death is gonan be 1 in about 2 months or so
Go back to your retarded SJW threads
God, I wish that were me.
fuck...
Fuck
I'm guessing nobody you loved has actually died yet? Enjoy it while it lasts, user. I remember making awful jokes like this once in my life, too.
Feels like it was yesterday..
Wouldn't it be funny if the Undeads were actually girls doing that to Link haha
I wonder how he would react and how us gamers would react to that, I bet it'd be really funny hehehe
BAIN?
Epic
youtube.com
Still alive in our hearts bros
Anyone else get caught by these on purpose? haha
You bring your girlfriend home and she sees that this is your computer's wallpaper.
That's a boss
Really cuck? I've had family die but that didn't turn me into a pussy.
ebic
The stalchildren freaked me the fuck out the first time it turned night.
I think I turned my console off and didn't play OoT again for months.
Did ReDeads made you go into cardiac arrest?
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
please be gentle
What are you talking about?
im interested
What's happening here? Did he trip?
yes and it hurt a lot
Oh fuck I haven't seen this pic in fucking years, kek.
Someone post the edit with the "I recognize that bulge!" bulge on Link, please.
I always wondered how they managed to slip those guys past the E rating, When the monsters in the shadow temple had obvious blood/wounds contrasting with their ghostly pale skin.
BASED
prob the best post ive seen in a while
botw was meant to have eldritch horrors
pic related is the concept art for the guardians
All of them except for the first seems pretty standard to the kind of bosses 3D zelda would have.
>thread still up
you nigger
None. I can't think of none. I was literally scared to be in kakariko for too long because I knew there were redeads in the well and I was scared that they would get out of it and be in the village. I would make nightmares ALL THE TIME where I was just playing the game but suddenly there were redeads where there shouldn't be (like Kakariko, Hyrule fields, Kokiri village)
>you'll all know I'm safe
>because I won't be behind the wheel in the US
>died in a car accident
a-aniki...
when you have the lens of truth you find where the cunt's hiding and bomb him out of the ground
Can someone vocaroo this
B A I N ?
No, surprisingly. Only in the tomb in the graveyard with that green hazard stuff, but after that they didn't bother me.
I guess I got toughened up from the stalchildren. Dead Hand didn't freak me out either.
The Great Fairies, Sheik, and the Gerudo were also my first video game boners.
OoT left a powerful impression on me.
IIRC there was some kind of debate about giving OOT a T rating. Can't remember the specifics for the life of me but I recall hearing it. Might have been bullshit.
It was likely the blood on Dead Hand and the torture equipment in Bottom of the Well and Shadow.
DO NOT UNSPOIL WITH OTHERS AROUND
Oh...god damn it. I have been masturbating to these fucks since melee was brand new. I still blow loads to girls that I know irl being held down and drained. Also bucculus are hot too. I would play as peach/zelda in melee, and peach/zelda/zss/jigglypuff in brawl. I also fap to girls I know irl being vored by large plants/raped by tentacles. Yes, thats what my girls getting drained, raped, held down, and impregnated fetish has evolved into. Recommend porn if you'd like.
It's not too late
who?
>started regularly working out a couple times a week a few months after Aniki died
>still fat because I eat like a fucking pig but significantly and noticably stronger + generally feel better 24/7
I feel like Aniki would be proud
God rest his soul
Like Likes. I don't know why, but I was fucking terrified of the prospect of having my shit stolen.
How is this a hard position to get out of? Just wriggle around.
YUGAMINEENA
The giant helicopter plants were terrifying too since I imagined Link just getting fucking eviscerated if they caught me.
I am far too powerful for this post to effect me in the slightest, I know true weird shit when I see it and this isn't it.
I believe it. I know my boundries on what makes me fully erect and what makes me flaccid and disgusted. Furshit, lolis, etc are gross to me, but the things I named off earlier are extremely sexy to me. I should add that I watch normal porn and masturbate to the thought of having sex with my exes, so I'm not a total freak. No one knows my garbage ass fetishes either
I should add that likelikes got me into vore, and at some point i got into tentacle hentai too
>about two months or so
>from 2/24 to 5/24
jesus christ, user
>My only fetish is mostly vanilla bondage (gags and ropes, none of the BDSM/slave shit)
>Reading these threads
Should I be glad that my fetishes never reached these levels of degeneracy?
the man responsible for Zelda as we know it is Yoshiaki Koizumi.
Zelda is ultra lighthearted these days because he's not directing anymore.
I don't understand how Yea Forums's spam detector works. How was this post allowed with so many "AAAAAA"s in succession?
The detector noticed a good post in the making and let it pass
Like-likes make absolutely unnerving sounds too. Plus leeches are so bizarre and inhuman, one big enough to fucking eat you is absolute terror.
Get help.
>still up
>*blocks your path*
oh nononononono
And here I thought I was going to be in a good mood today
>*hit it with sword while avoiding getting hit*
based
Why was scary stuff for kids in the 80's - 90's often utterly terifying for any age?
Those fucking "Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark" books.
It's too late for that. I was 6 years old when melee came out. I would masturbate to peach/zelda when I was 6. I thought I invented fapping, just rubbed my weiner a lot. I remember thinking that I squeezed pee out. Damn you sakurai, for poisoning my young and vunerable brain. Thanks for the advice user, but I don't think it's worth getting help on this specific problem. If I were to, where the fuck would I even start? The thought of saying "I masturbate to monsters draining girls" makes me cringe so fucking hard. So no psychiatrist.
I'm the guy leaving the spoiler comments. mfw I fantasize girls I know irl being sucked on by multiple leeches. Also mfw girls getting vored by humungous leeches. My fetishes revolve around redeads and like likes, as well as tentacle hentai
I like redheads and I can stomach tentacles, but vore is just autistic.
Totally understandable. Digestion isnt sexy to me, so I just imagine whatever slime monster that ate them just spits them back up
>tfw i haven't got my shit together as i promised to his name
There's still one week left... Give me strenght, Aniki, please
OK, that's better. I like the idea of a girl getting slimed.
It's still considered an enemy, you faglet.
I thought I was fucked up for finding the Great Fairy's triangle tits hot, but, holy fuck, you people are messed up.
I-I got a job Aniki!
Did I make you proud?
I think you'll be fine as long as you don't hurt anyone and it's not all consuming of your life. Just don't talk about it with other people you know and none will be the wiser. You don't absolutely need to tell everyone your fetish.
i would feel bad, but then i remember short drop suspension suicide is actually fairly painless and i have an out of this shit world
>that scream when you would hit them
Somebody record this in the name of bloody hell
no kidding girls getting leeched seems hot af
post some examples, bro
>Never exposed to porn growing up
>Summer before middle school get cold and decide to warm my dick up like I'm rubbing a stick to make fire
>Accidenltally discover masturbating
>Tell my friends about this the next day like it's some cool trick, ignorant of how fucking retarded I sound.
I want to strangle myself in the past sometimes.
this fucking cunt was the scariest shit as a kid
I never shared this info before, and I only fantasize about it at night. I fall asleep faster when the bloodflow is in my penis (or at least, I think that's how it works. Whatever happens, fantasizing makes me sleep faster).
I've never googled it, I've only fantasized it. I'll look up some stuff later when my family is sleeping
Mahou shoujo "just cause" Mia
I wish I could strangle my past self as well. I used to masturbate to peach/zelda being attacked by redeads in adventure mode and get her to 999%. We would spend hours doing that shit. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT AAAAAAA-
*hours as in over the course of many days. Not hours in one sitting.
>we
Elaborate
I was the only one fapping. They just watched the screen I guess. We did this many times growing up. Luckily I'm the oldest brother, so they didn't know what was going on. Please end my entire life immediately
don't do it she's not real
Oh, worm?
It was just an image to show my joy at the thought
said terrifying no cringy
He said terrifying, not sexy.
they still remember it dude
>a literal pile of blocks
>sexy
What the fuck is wrong with you
There are good parts of life, not just bad but you have to look for them. If an aspie with no sense of direction and crippling anxiety can make it in this world, so can you.
I wouldn't doubt it since we had a lot of those sessions. Thanks for the firm reminder
What the fuck is going on in this thread?
YOU RIP MY FUCKING PANTS
the piano
who's this fat fuck?
It's not that bad.
I'm skinny, so I'm only a strong skeleton.
To get that stereotypical /fit/ physique you gotta diet and consume protein like a champ.
>he hasn't fantasized about having a gold-shelled living planet as a girlfriend since he was thirteen
Do a backflip as a hand grabs you and you pop out.
Where can I watch the full Lords of the Locker Room?