You have heard that it was said, ‘Do not commit adultery.’ But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.
Matthew 5:27-29
shut the fuck up, Matthew
also, videogames
He's not saying to turn away from pornography. He's telling you to fap until you tear your nuts off.
And the dozen porn threads are videogames?
can you commit adultery if you are not married?
the porn here is usually vidya-related
the bible isn't vidya, it's fuckin boring u dumb nigger
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Based and Chirstpilled
I did
Your made-up mythology which exists solely to control the masses can't tell me what to do, i'm gonna beat my meat til it fuckin falls off
thank you based jesus but this is a video game board
Do we really deserve to burn in eternal fire for rubbing our dicks?
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Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch
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Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep
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>create lust
>punish me for having it
woooowwwww
Good thing I only lust after boys then.
Jesus wasn't white.
Is it adultery if those women aren't real and were never created by God?
NOISE ARTHUR, NOISE. WE WILL GET TO TAHITI IN NO TIME IF WE SIN.
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Helicopters landed
Ram Ranch is under seige under lockdown
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it goes even deeper.
do animals who masturbate go to hell?
what about animals who commit rape? or homosexual acts?
wolves eating their young to preserve the group? dolphins tearing off the heads of fish to use them as literal cocksleeves?
why the fuck would god even bother to have mankind be above this behavior if even the natural world is full of constant reinforcement of said behavior? it makes absolutely zero logical sense.
Fuck off, christfag.
How big was Jesus dick?
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Begging for more
Stop quoting from the HIV, faggot hypocrite.
I'm not a christcuck but christianity is quite clear that animals dont have souls, don't go to heaven, don't have free will and they are totally irrelevant when considering human behaviour and sin.
based christian
There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man. (Mark 7:15, KJV)
It is not the existence of list that you are punished for, your own actions are what destroy you. You have willpower, do you not?
Nope, which is why it's absolutely pointless to preach this here.
I'm atheist and this means absolutely nothing to me.
Imagine being a larper
You come dangerously close to embracing gay sex, Mark
>give humans souls
>create lust
>let lust become so powerful it can corrupt the human soul and damn them to hell
Good thinking, God.
*lust
The wicked say:
Let us beset the just one, because he is obnoxious to us;
he sets himself against our doings,
reproaches us for transgressions of the law
and charges us with violations of our training.
Merely to see him is a hardship for us.
Wisdom 2:12
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12-inch hard cowboy cocks
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Breeding young Ram Ranch cowboys
Teaching wild, young Ram Ranch cowboys how to suck!
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Yeah, wild Ram Ranch cowboys out in the yard
Strip naked
Huge, hard cocks, as hard as rocks
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12-inch hard cowboy cocks
Breeding and breeding and breeding butt holes
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>says I'm committing adultery when I'm missing out on the best part
It's not fair. Why should I recieve the same punishment when I can't even experience the fun part?
Lust is the literal opposite of what was created
>woman
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Begging to be fucked
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>quoting Gnostic LARP literature
vomit.jpg
God created everything, didn't he? Who else has the power of creation?
>but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man
Pooping is a sin, so no one goes to heaven
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Big hard throbbin' cock
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Rippin' out ya blue jeans
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Ram my cowboy throat deep
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If you are having sex with a married person, then yes it is adultery and you are worthy of death.
NIGGER
>46 posts, still no cunny
COME ON
the N-word
God created the N-word. Think about that
>anyone who looks at a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery with her in his heart
Good thing I only fap to fictional 2D women
We found a loophole boys. Let's all grab our dicks now
unmarried sex = fornication which is just as bad
the N-word
Nevermore
Pretty damn big. Thats why Pontius Pilate didnt want to sentence him.
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"For what profit is it to a man if he gains the world, and loses his own soul?" Matthew 16:26, I believe.
Explain this Christians: If God didn't want me to fuck babies, then how come he gave me a dick?
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A huge space craft pulling up to the c*ck ship
YO
What are those letters I see
N I G G A
S
Dot X X X
A huge space craft
Filled with n*ggas
Ohh f*ck
40 Naked n*ggas coming aboard the c*ck ship
Huge hard throbbing 12 inch c*cks hard as rocks
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YO
Ram ranch cow boys
Rodeo boys
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Butt holes in the air
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Yo Simon, and Noah, and Diego, and Gabe
Yo
Whats stoffin? Justin and, Conner, and zack
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12 inch c*cks hard as rocks
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Rodeo boys
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Huge hard c*cks hard as rocks
Gonna f*cken f*cken f*ck white rodeo boys
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Condemn him*
get DABBED on christicuck!
Come to think about it, the New Testament isn't very judgey towards women, huh?
Bend over Gavin Newsom take it like a man!
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Even though you’re really Gordon Getty's little rich, gonna make you my little b*tch
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f*ckin' ya deep Gavin, f*ckin' ya deep
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the N-word
Post the best christians in vidya.
So what is the meaning of life?
>wanting to live forever when the world is riddled with sin
I don't understand what Christianity promises. And it's not like you can just ascend to heaven while you're still alive, since that seems to be reserved for really special individuals like Jesus and Enoch.
He's a catholic though.
Thank you based Jesus amen
the N-word
He created all things after His nature: good. He didn't create the opposite of his creation. Sin is the opposing of God's nature. The perfect God literally cannot do anything that contradicts His nature (eg, Titus 1:2).
inward
To know, love and serve God.
you're right op even Doug TenNapel is a believer of Christ and often interacts and preaches good values.
Fuck off faggot.
I THINK THIS THREAD SUCKS!
Nigger
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Strip naked cowboy
Lift that bubble butt in the air
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Reminder that Yea Forums is a ANTI-SEMITIC board. Being anti semitic means:
No Judaism!
No Christianity!
No Islam!
These are 4 degenerate desert cults that have no place in the mind of a western man!
eternal life means eternal life in heaven you brainlet
Didn't jesus take the bullet for all of us so we could lead horrible sin filled lives and still get in for free at the end?
>he didn't create the opposite of his creation
Says who? He is the sole creator deity in Christianity. No one else has the power to create. It was God who created the fruits and sin. He is perfect in that he is able to create both good and evil.
the N-word
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Yeah bronco riding cowboys
Bull ridin’ cowboys
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Why would anybody take words on paper that have been edited and translated so many times over two millenniums as the word of god? Are you even worshiping god at this point or just the paper?
>actions are what destroy you
But also your thoughts, as the OP clearly says
God loves you as he loves me. We have only to ask for forgiveness deep within ourselves and be welcomed back.
NIGGER
When Jesus looked up and saw a great crowd coming toward him, he said to Philip, “Where shall we buy games for these people to play?” He asked this only to test him, for he already had in mind what he was going to do.
Philip answered him, “It would take more than half a year’s wages to buy enough copies for each one to play!”
Another of his disciples, Andrew, Simon Peter’s brother, spoke up, “Here is a copy of Resident Evil 2 Remake and Metro Exodus, but how far will they go among so many?”
Jesus said, “Have the people sit down.” There was plenty of bandwidth on this connection, and they seeded (about five thousand men were there). Jesus then took the RE2R release, gave thanks, and distributed to those who were leeching as much as they wanted. He did the same with the Exodus.
When they had all had enough to game, he said to his disciples, “Gather the files that are left over. Let nothing be wasted.” So they repacked them and resized twelve games to the size of the five games left over by those who had cracked them.
After the people saw the sign Jesus performed, they began to say, “Surely this is the Prophet who is to come into the world.”
He that believeth on me HATH everlasting life and is passed FROM death to life. - John 5:24
so basically God wants us to be a bunch of NEETs that shut out the world
That's fornication, also a sin
imagine
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On your knees young cowboy and drink that c*m
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Deep down your throat
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Suck it
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Suck that big, hard, throbbing 12-inch cowboy meat c*ck
Deep down your young cowboy suckboy throat
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Deep down your throat
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Covering your face with cowboy c*m
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I completely agree with OP : we should not do this. We're supposed to interact with a single person from the other gender, in intimacy, in love. All of you, you're doing this sin because you want to partake in a fantasy! GO OUT AND MEET A REAL WO/MAN, ABLE TO GIVE YOU KIDS (it's not a sin if s/he has fertility problems though)
YES, pr0n is bad for your mental health! Stop lying to yourself, you know it's true!!!
You have a very perverted understanding of consistency (and are desperately trying to beg a question). Where does it say He created sin?
based ram ranch poster
Religion is scary. For a being who is all powerful, why subject us to eternal punishment? Why not just wipe away our sins or reincarnate our souls as a do over until the right aspect of life is free of sin? This is why I choose agnosticism, I still believe in god yet I don't choose to follow any of the religions because there's always some dark and twisted bits about it meant to scare people into blindly doing what the rules of that religion tells you. I wish god would just physically appear to us all and tell us what we need to be doing instead of just hoping church, books and dreams would persuade us to get on the right path.
But Jesus, the reason why I fap to begin with is to keep myself from becoming a manwhore. How am I supposed to keep my libido in check without it?
already 10 days without fapping to porn
ugh. i admit, i fapped twice, but not to porn. and watched it once for a short brief of time, but it was like only for a couple of minutes.
Yeah but why can't I ask for forgiveness in hell? What's stopping him from simply forgiving me there?
Who else could have created it?
I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that.
No. 1 & 2 Cor. was addressed to saved Christians (Paul called them saints) who were doing wrong in God's eyes and would be held responsible by Him for the souls they led away from the Gospel.
You're supposed to just sit there and get prostate cancer eventually
>TFW cried when Jesus was lamenting in the olive garden
Even Jesus spoke against vows.
Yo what Do we have here?
A huge space craft pulling up to the c*ck ship
YO
What are those letters I see
N I G G A
S
Dot X X X
A huge space craft
Filled with n*ggas
Ohh f*ck
40 Naked n*ggas coming aboard the c*ck ship
Huge hard throbbing 12 inch c*cks hard as rocks
Gonna f*cken f*cking f*ck raw boys
YO
Ram ranch cow boys
Rodeo boys
Gonna be butt f*cked Huge hard n*gga c*cks
Gonna f*cken f*cking f*ck those boys
Huge hard c*cks Hard as rocks
Gonna f*cken f*cking f*ck white rodeo boys
Butt holes in the air
Huge hard c*cks
f*cking them f*cking em f*cking those boys
1>c*m a flowing c*m a flowing c*m a flowing
Yo Simon, and Noah, and Diego, and Gabe
Yo
Whats stoffin? Justin and, Conner, and zack
Buttholes in the air
Yea Josh, begging and begging for more
f*ck a n*gga whore
YO swallow all that c*m boys
YO huge hard c*cks hard as rocks
f*cken and fuken and f*cken those white boys
Huge hard n*gga c*cks
12 inch c*cks hard as rocks
f*cken and f*cked and f*cken those whiteboys
Buttholes in the air begging for more, begging for more, begging for more
f*ck a n*gga whore
Begging for more, begging fore more, begging for more, huge hard c*cks f*cken and f*cken, and f*cken and f*cken and f*cken, f*cken
40 naked n*ggas coming aboard the c*ck ship
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Yo
Ram ranch cow boys
Rodeo boys
Gonna be buttf*cked huge hard n*gga c*cks
Gonna f*cken f*cken f*ck those boys
Huge hard c*cks hard as rocks
Gonna f*cken f*cken f*ck white rodeo boys
Buttholes in the air
Huge hard c*cks
f*cken and f*cken and f*cking those boys
c*m a flowing c*m a flowing c*m a flowing
What is Satan saying here exactly?
Jesus made porn for incels that can't get any pussy.
Jesus christ be praised.
I just got done jacking it lol
Man. Again, sin is the opposite (rebellion) of what God created. But God commendeth His love for us in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. (Gen 3:15)
>christians call Yahweh "God"
Why? His name is Yahweh. You can't just decide his name is different. That is not up to you. That is not up to you at all.
OP is based and redpilled
listen you degenerate fucks
Poor cell phone reception.
Funny, how it's both fornication
it's supposed to be one of those retarded facebook posts Christians make.
Jesus: "My children will give this post a thumbs up"
Devil: "Ah ha ha ha, my children will ignore it!
Did he not get any bread sticks?
Why not neither?
There is literally no manuscript that says "Yahweh". Good LARP, though, retard
>stop jacking off
>get antsy browsing blue boards because of all ecchishit that goes on here
>wet dreams frequently, meaning I have to wash my sheets much more often
T-thanks Jesus.
It's just a tile, kind of like how a soldier calls his drill instructor "sir" instead of McGregor.
go get married bro
Fuck off traitor.
Don't cast your pearls before the swine, brother.
jesus aint real bro
>having sex for any purpose other than procreation
>Implying catholics aren't christian
Wut.
BUUOOOOHHHH BUOHH BUUOOOOOH
So you're saying Man has the power to create something that can overturn God's design? You're saying God isn't all-powerful then.
I rejected Christianity because it's a Jewish religion and I found out recently that I'm part Jew through my mom's side. I don't know what to believe now.
probably true, though in general he's doing himself and his future family a diservice by knowingly not devoting himself to a single woman
I remember getting in trouble in catholic school when I was like 5 or 6 for asking the teacher why God created criminals.
>went to a Christian summer camp when I was little
>had to change into our swim trunks to get in the pool and one of the counselors wouldn't let us use the "staff" bathroom with stalls and made us do it in a walk in closet together
>called him gay
>some other faggot snitched on me
>banned from the camp
Become a Jew and reject the useless spin-off religions that were made afterwards
praying to and worshipping anything other than Christ is idolatry, Constantianian (2 Thess. 2:3-4, 1 Tim. 4:1-3, Rev. 18:4)
>no longer in shitty summer camp
sounds like you won
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Ezekiel 23:20–21
There are very few things christianity is actually clear on. That's why the are so many versions.
Would you prefer having a choice to obey or being forced to obey?
Wait, I'm confused. Catholics don't worship christ alone?
>using the word donkey ironically
lol
Also, that was an exposing condemnation of Israel's sin, reddit
We also worship God and the Holy Spirit :^)
nah it was fun, we traded yugioh cards and shit
I remember we had a "bring random shit to trade with each other" day and it was set up like a market, I got some toy helicopter from someone and then his sister came up to me later fake crying trying to make me give it back because apparently it was a memento from their dad or some shit and I told her to fuck off
still have that helicopter in my garage somewhere
Ugh, why does God have so many rules? Why can't I just do whatever I want? God!
*unironically
When I go to Hell, a life time of shameful porn is going to be the least of my sins.
I always thought the father, son and the holy spirit was regarded as one entity, like "the fater is also the son, who's also the holy spirit".
Well obeying is the only way into heaven, right? If the promise is an eternity in paradise compared to a few decades on Earth, forced obedience sounds far better.
Reminder old testament is not canon
No, they worship their own works and are never told how many will "save" them, because they have no savior and cannot save themselves (Isaiah 64:6, John 6:28-29).
Yeah that's the joke.
>Jesus isnt videogames
Jesus is everything user
Married men still masturbate. Do I need to explain why a married working man doesn't always want to have sex with his wife
>Commit sin entire life
>Pray for forgiveness just before death
GGEZ
It is (hence the singular "name" of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost).
>be told pressing button will give you a shock
>be given opportunity after opportunity to stop pressing button
>be warned thousands of times what's gonna happen if you don't stop pressing button
>you finally get shocked
>wtf this is bullshit, I demand a do-over
Catholics worship holy trinity alone, but sometimes pray to saints as like a middleman, since they'll likely have a better shot at reaching God than your sinning ass does. Like you can't find some shit, rather than bugging God that you can't find your shit, you pray to St. Anthony asking for him to put a good word in for you to God for help.
Other Christianity secs confuse this as worshiping saints.
Got em
Yes, but no (but kinda?)
These are called avatars in Hinduism btw. For some reason, Christians refuse to acknowledge that they worship avatars of their god.
N-Nigger... I'm sorry, black people...
No, we don't. That's just propaganda Christfags make up
Blessed Yeshua cleansing the board of sin.
fpwp
Eternity is a shit though
the N-word
Why do fedoras love quoting this? What does it prove?
Honestly, catholicism was just a meme that got way out of hand.
I disagree with you that lack of choice is perfection, but the important part is that you're going to Hell unless your wicked blood is cleansed. (Romans 3:23, Hebrews 10:10-12, Acts 16:30-31)
what the fuck even is the holy spirit? whenever I ask a christian they say "the love of god that gives you faith" or something but how's that a separate persona?
God is kinda a complicated guy.
Persons are not gods, pooinloo/reddit.
Nigger
Yea Forums is multiple boards. Not all are /pol/
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam would make 3 desert cults.
Horsecocks are superior, yes.
okay fair enough, I guess
I really can't comprehend why there are christ fags here to begin with.
Do you honestly think god wants you to be around essentially non-believing sinners? You honestly think you can convert a faggot who browses the internet all the time and has access to actual legitimate knowledge?
You know proven and backed up by niggers who have studied works of dead people there whole lives about our physical fucking world?
Fucking kill yourselves christ cucks you are literally holding us back and if people stopped believing in fairy tales we'd be able to move on to more important issues in our society like how to get off this fucking floating prison that's going to implode and run out of resources.
Just finished fapping, thank you Jesus.
We worship God. We also sometimes ask saints to pray to God for us. Like asking someone to pray for you.
>fedoras
Only the most autistic/intellectually disabled people worship a god that pretends to be allpowerful and perfect yet killed millions of his own people either because he couldn't stop fucking up or just out of autistic rage...like he literally made bears killed a bunch of kids because they made fun of an old guy yet its his teachings that influence people to cry over abortions. Wake up and realize how fucking nonsensical christianity is
tfw USA is truly the greatest country on this planet earth.
Just kill all humans already you shit God if you hate sin so much. No humans = no sin, there.
the N-word
It's sort of like a holy fundamental force. Like electromagnetism but for the spirit field. It's kind of hard to plot on a graph.
Should have sold it to her for 5 times the price.
see
i never get why people quote this like a bad thing?
God teaching girls are sexual deviants since the start, what's the problem here?
bruh why does dis dood look like some school shooter incel lmfao
Who said it's a bad thing?
people killed themselves by doing the wrong things, like you are saying that killing is bad? God is not a hippy hipster like you, you autists, you are going to die
Nigga, you just described midichlorians.
Because you want to, it's thought police.
I only fap to hentai.
Nah he looks a far-left leaning, gender neutral vegan. Jesus was the original antifa, ironic that its mostly braindead conservatives who suck his dick now
The first user which replied to you, please ignore that retard. The Bible says that the Holy Ghost is a Person, not a force. (John 14:26, Acts 5:4, John 14:23)
nort
NANOMACHINES
I dont watch porn, I just fap to drawings.
Nah, Lucas got that idea from religion.
Agnosticism means you don't know if there is a god. If you believe, that's theism. You can be an agnostic theist, just understand what the terms mean.
why do you people quote it tho?
midichlorians give you literal space magic powers. Holy spirit don't do jack and shit.
jesus and god will make a perfect earth where we will all live close to the light of god
>I really can't comprehend why there are christ fags here to begin with.
oh im sorry im not welcome in your super special Atheist-Only website, ill go fuck off to "Christian video game forum" now, thanks for changing my mind
Let's face it. God has moved on. He's probably made a new earth with new creations centuries ago. We're old news.
>Isaiah 64:6
Are you just pulling names and numbers out of your ass?
"All of us have become like one who is unclean,
and all our righteous acts are like filthy rags;
we all shrivel up like a leaf,
and like the wind our sins sweep us away."
The fuck does that have to do with anything?
conservatives are against senseless violence
But that button keeps prostate cancer in check.
If god doesn't want me to jack off to porn he should give me a big titty goth gf and should tell me it cleary, like call me or something.
don't worry mr JC I don't masturbate to porn, only rape and futa smut