ummmm, one, uh, *heavy breathing*, uhm, one, uh, one copy, of, uh, Xenob, Xenoblade, uh, CHronicles, 2, p, please
Ummmm, one, uh, *heavy breathing*, uhm, one, uh, one copy, of, uh, Xenob, Xenoblade, uh, CHronicles, 2, p, please
Logan Green
Julian Jones
I can't tell if this is image is suppose to be flattering or not.
Lincoln Price
why do these threads act like you order games as if theyre coming off a menu
Jayden Baker
Remember to report low quality posts.
Ethan Taylor
Average Switch owner
Jace Scott
Because they're secretly Gamestop shilling
I haven't bought a video game from an actual store in 10 years
Grayson Cruz
reported
Evan Cooper
I'll have a number six large two number nines with extra dip, a number seve-
Jaxon Adams
>disguising shilling as anti-shilling and shilling other things
I'd say this is clever if I bought it at all.
Gabriel Hughes
it's kind of uncanny because it's a photoshop of a photoshop I still think it's a compliment, even if OP didn't intend it that way.
>thin chad
Jack Powell
Is that the hillbilly enemy from Fallout 3?
Bentley Gomez
Angel Price
>full head of hair
still more chad than i'll ever be
Brody Lewis
This is your brain on /pol/ brainwashing
Eli Lopez
why are people so assblasted over this game? I thought it was fun even if it got cheesy or downright cringe sometimes
Christian Foster
>people
Cameron Hill
Because it's borderline shovelware trash made for braindead otaku types and it's only getting praise because it's a Switch exclusive.
Evan Moore
I don't understand the hate for GameStop, the ones in my area aren't bad at least and provide convenience. Last time i went i just walked in, got DKC and Sonic Colors, paid at the counter, and left. The only bad experience was when i bought what the box said would be FE Fates complete edition, but when he gave me the box it was the cartridge for Conquest and Birthright separate and not even a code for Revelations so of course i was disappointed, but was able to return it easily and bought Echoes instead.
Ian Perry
Because it's fun to shitpost about it.
Samuel Carter
Honestly, this photoshop is fucking good
Joseph Phillips
k
Luke Brooks
please take refugee somewhere user... this duel must be fought with just the two of us...
Dylan Kelly
more like because it has
>great open world
>tons of extra content and blades
>amazing music
>great story
>great cast
I can't imagine what types of JRPGs people who shitpost so much about this game prefer. Tell me which games you like user.
Easton Davis
I'll be your ref
Jack Jones
Out of the way weaklings.
Oliver Bennett
I enjoyed Final Fantasy 8, you should try it brother.
Leo Kelly
>great story
>great cast
Okay, I know you're baiting me. Nice try.
Chase Ortiz
yo whats going on in this thread?
Grayson Russell
>Mount Your Friends HD Remix
Caleb Price
How does arnie look better than a guy literally made in photoshop?
Robert Lopez
Aren't these made by some bitch who bogpills her own bf?
Tyler Davis
Is that a krogan without armor?
Liam Watson
Hot take: Arnold was pretty ugly. He just had a good body.
Dominic Allen
>One copy of Anthem, please
Adam Myers
no response? figures.
Nathaniel Bennett
>Hot Take
Um this is an 18+ board sweetie, you're looking for the YouTube comment section
Adam Rodriguez
Arnie is a creature of beauty.
Liam Smith
You're the biggest fucking worthless loser in the world if you browse Yea Forums past the age of 20
Jordan Cruz
>actually admits to being a zoomer faggot
lmaoing at your life. 27 yr old here btw.
Logan Flores
that looked like moody blues till i clicked the thumbnail
Jacob Wilson
Seething Zoomer
Colton Lewis
Jacob Smith
based autists fighting like babies
Hunter Walker
Two copies of the latest Comic LO please. I'll keep one unopened for my collection
Grayson Hughes
Ethan Evans
>Yes, I'll have one copy of Total Miner off the indie game store
Nathan Butler
>When you play bayonetta 1
Dylan Campbell
Because the chad guy is a gentleman, to the point where he will offer you a free copy or for his friend
Gavin Gutierrez
>3 copies of ace combat 7 please
Christopher Scott
Can confirm
Noah Murphy
>. . . have you played Undertale
Brody Wilson
Holy shit, I hit the mark
Justin Phillips
"They're just drawings, maybe you should look a the child rape statistics in your own country"
Henry Davis
Cause the photoshopper got carried away and twisted things to inhuman proportions
Juan Garcia
>The based schwarzy
>Ugly
Shit bait
But i'll give you one chance to post a real-life person that looks better than him
Eli Moore
These people have never been outdoors
>mfw they come out with someone else's game ticket before mine
>no mountain dew left in the dispenser for my post-game drink
fucking gamestop
Robert Myers
i have never seen a more homosexual image on this board...
funny thing is those tranny frak crossdressers alwas start out "ironically"
get help you freak
Michael Watson
You will be zapped if you browse Yea Forums under the age of 25
Evan Diaz
great story and cast? jesus christ you're done. beyond redemption. go watch minions and eat mcdonalds or whatever the fuck it is you do with your life. braindead plebian.
Connor Gonzalez
lmao imagine being this insecure
Hunter Hughes
i imagine everyone else as myself and if you don't measure up, gtfo
Christian Butler
That's not even a hot take. Extremely masculine features a.l.a 80's Conan are rarely attractive to anybody.
Alexander Lopez
>Being this insecure of your own sexuality
Daniel Hernandez
>numale low IQ weeb poster
>so retarded he posts in the wrong thread
Errytime
Jayden Price
Fuck you
Justin Smith
Clearly this man is starving to the point he would even eat a videogame and its case just to fill his stomach.
Thomas Campbell
Employees have to shill as many products as possible because the franchise is dying.
>Walmart:
>I'd like (game) please
>Here you go
>Amazon
>One click order. 2 day shipping
Gamestop:
>I'd like (game) please
>Would you like it used instead?
>Would you like to become a Pro member?
>Would you like accessories?
>Would you like to preorder (upcoming game)?
Multiply by how many people are ahead of you. And God help you if you're behind someone who's trading in a game! That's another 10 minutes of waiting.
Leo Wright
Juan Evans
Awaken, My Masters...
Jonathan Diaz
>3 copies of jojo please
Owen Edwards
I don't think you understand how this thread works stupid election tourist
Logan Murphy
>he doesn't order his games off a menu
David Sanders
>This is what a cuckime addict actually believes
Jose Price
>Admitting to being a fucking zoomer
>Actually being proud of it
lmaoing, get the fuck out of here man, go back to twitter and youtube comments
Jaxon Bailey
>Yup, this board is truly suited for men like me
Camden Parker
>Play Apex Legends with me, user. It'll be fun. I'm not leaving until you say "yes"
Jonathan Sullivan
one copy of the latest Klara H dvd please
Jason Baker
>so small he has to tippytoe to look normal
Nathan Clark
>Play xenoblade with us, user.
Anthony Mitchell
Imagine being under 35 on Yea Forums
Christian Brown
He's merely preparing to take flight like his sayian brethren.
Landon Wood
kek
William Allen
this guy is legit pissing himself
Caleb Robinson
A fascists wet dream.
Xavier Gray
>Johnson, I can't believe you're still using Pandoria
Hunter Peterson
>I was merely pretending to be retarded
Epic simply epic
Kayden Richardson
Which is weird considering that facists are almost always extremely ugly and out of shape
Alexander Price
You are an idiot and probably a zoomer
Brody Myers
literally pissing himself
Anthony Ortiz
>Innocent Sin final boss
Ryder Johnson
>haha, Yea Forums, huh? Let me tell you, I stopped browsing that site when I turned 21. It was time to grow up.
Matthew Collins
Jesus I want to be in between them somewhere
Bentley King
Now I'm imagining board meetings where businessmen fervently defend their Smash mains.
Justin Sullivan
>Zoomers love anime
>numale anime poster is so dumb that hes unable to process this
LOL the line between zoomers and weebs are so very thin
Asher Adams
>>>
Jacob Wood
>One copy of 1 2 switch prease
Bentley Price
Colton Martinez
This is cute though, what's the issue?
Oliver Miller
what a cringy dub
Christopher Reed
>yuricuck
Kevin Perez
literally crying at this amazing cast and story
Lucas Thompson
kinda like liberals
Angel Perez
Based and illegalpilled
Dylan Perez
>baki.jpg
David Torres
/ll/ is so fucking underrated
Ryan Flores
How can even people stomach this?
Adrian Ward
Another masterpiece BRAVO Monolith
Brayden Jenkins
Why do pedophiles on this board always shove their shit into everyones throat for no reason at all.
No one even talked about child porn. They just showed up.
Sebastian Peterson
big yikes !
Juan Sanchez
But what does it mean.
Dylan Williams
Because it's legit one of the greatest JRPGs of the last decade but it's on a console that most JRPG fans don't own so they feel the need to shit all over it to justify the reason they'll never play it.
TL;DR - Sour Grapes
Brandon Morris
if you play xenoblade past 1 then you need your jaw removed. weeb literally rots the brain
>weebs will literally say this is better than telling god to stfu
lmao
Oliver Hughes
Are you familiar with the comic where they try to argue with the racist troll but he just says nigger and walks off?
Ian Turner
I like the welsh cat. What's her name?
Lucas Adams
Frequently GameStop has new releases on the counter and not on the shelves so you have to go ask for them to get you the game.
Blake Rivera
OMG MY GOD THIS IS SO CYUTE (＾ω＾)
Nicholas Anderson
>one copy of Senran Kagura please, and make it quick gaijin
Eli Baker
>I am indeed reading Xenogears: Perfect Works right now. How could you tell?
Carter Hill
Do people seriously think this is hot?
Christopher White
that comic sucks tho
Samuel Allen
Isaiah Garcia
The original Chad
Luke Thomas
chutupp
Logan Gray
Not gonna lie, that's pretty cringy, you'd have to pay me to play this shit
Dominic Gomez
This guy just outed every American on this board.
James Perry
a reminder that xeno went from killing gods and changing destiny to anime fights and moe humour
Dominic Morris
>you talking shit about sonic forces, bro?
Connor Peterson
Wtf the Pillar Men are real?
Isaac Sullivan
and that's a good thing
Adam Allen
here's why
Jeremiah Gomez
Aiden Roberts
Are JoJo fans the new bronies?
Aaron Butler
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Alexander Young
One COPY of sUpEr SmAsH bRoS uLtImAtE Puhlease!!!!
Benjamin Roberts
The Chad Primeval
Lincoln Wright
God that's a bad dub
Christopher Lewis
They're basically the weeb equivalent of bronies at this point, yes.
Cameron Turner
Only two of them
Julian Rivera
i wish my abs had abs
Jack Taylor
Mods would rather delete ponies than lolis. And both are disgusting.
Justin James
No they're the Simpsonsfags
Isaiah Cook
Based mods desu
Sebastian Williams
Sneed sons
David Watson
Wait, the cat bitch sounds like THAT?
Matthew Robinson
How else do you tell the clerk what game you want?
>"Hi, welcome to Gamestop, are you looking for any game in particular?"
>"Yes, this game is a sequel to not one, but two games under the same name. It is of eastern origin and playable for the first time on a console that can also act as a handheld. To help you figure out which game I want, I will tell you these hints: it is a game in which you undertake a role of a younger man going on an adventure. Your companions seems to be younger women who also happens to be blades. I have also heard there were additional content for this game, namely a prequel of sorts also under the same name but with a different subtitle. Can you guess which game I am speaking of?"
Aiden Jackson
Don't forget: you're here forever.
Ryan Howard
pee pee poo poo fart fart doo doo dookie doody doodie poop poopy poopie
Evan Torres
>The best blade? Why it's Adam, clearly
Angel Sanchez
I too watch Videogame Dunkey
Isaiah Sanders
Based and doodoopilled.
Liam Perry
why did you post the romanian flag?
Jayden Scott
They all sound like British people pretending to be Americans pretending to be British.
Even out of context, that fucking dialogue takes a random tangent mid-conversation.
Liam Butler
This is art
Xavier Bennett
more like morrowind
Aiden Thomas
>he doesn't like the sheepfucker accent
get ye gone
Oliver Powell
I only started coming here when I was 26. When my life hot rick bottom essentially. I'm nearly 30 now.
David Parker
It's actually just two dudes so your only option is just between them
Robert Wood
MOODY BLUES!
Sebastian Carter
ARROW SMITTU
Christian Morales
lol you were right
Sebastian Powell
Pretty much
Dylan Kelly
HEY NIGGER
JOIN MY MINECRAFT SERVER
Ryan Hall
>3 copies of Mother 3 please
Asher Kelly
>Uhh... Two copies of MGSV for every single platform.
Zachary Harris
now i want a reaction webm of just rex, mythra, and that dog reacting to what nia said