What would you do if Mario was in your spaghetti?
What would you do if Mario was in your spaghetti?
Eat him
Shoo him away
>wwwwWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Suck his uncut Italian noodle until I get his spicy cream
That's-a one spicy meatball! Mama Mia!
Send him to a parallel universe.
mario stop bljing all over my fucking rigatoni
bump
Send him to a parallel universe.
Poke his eyes out with the fork and see if he says OUFF
muah hah hah hah
Mama mia!
I'd try to have a conversation with him to see how the fuck does it work when they say their weird italian mumble shit in the games, but somehow everyone understands them
Nothing, as I don't like Spaghetti.
wtf
Are you also a terrorist?
Prove that god doesn't exist if he let shitheads like you live on.
Curl up into fetal position and cry uncontrollably
Toss this little guy in the pasta
Fuck you. Fuck you.
*squat*