What would you do if Mario was in your spaghetti?

What would you do if Mario was in your spaghetti?

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Eat him

Shoo him away

>wwwwWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Suck his uncut Italian noodle until I get his spicy cream

That's-a one spicy meatball! Mama Mia!

Send him to a parallel universe.

mario stop bljing all over my fucking rigatoni

bump

Send him to a parallel universe.

Poke his eyes out with the fork and see if he says OUFF

muah hah hah hah

Mama mia!

I'd try to have a conversation with him to see how the fuck does it work when they say their weird italian mumble shit in the games, but somehow everyone understands them

Nothing, as I don't like Spaghetti.

wtf

Are you also a terrorist?

Prove that god doesn't exist if he let shitheads like you live on.

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Curl up into fetal position and cry uncontrollably

Toss this little guy in the pasta

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Fuck you. Fuck you.

*squat*