"brb wife aggro"

>"brb wife aggro"

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>"brb wife aggro"
>Starts beating his wife

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>"brb wife aggro"
>Starts getting beaten by his wife

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>"brb wife aggro"

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>stupid tank taunted wife instead of boss

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I love you

>"brb wife aggro"
>Starts beating and getting beaten by his wife both naked in bed

>Audible continuous domestic arguing over all chat

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That's some stupid looking hair

>"brb wife preggo"

>Played games with friends all weekend
>Now marriend and have a 7 month old
>"wife aggro/kid aggro"

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>brb, cat wants to go out
>brb, cat wants to come back in
>brb, cat wants to go out
>brb, cat wants to come back in
>brb, cat wants to go out
>brb, cat wants to come back in

>brb gonna grab a cig

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>Streaming
>"Brb guys, gotta put wife in place"

>asaddasadadaadsss

>"brb have to go to work"
>kek poorfag wagie go slave in cagie while the rest of us get comfy

>"brb wife's son aggro"

>12yo team mate starts arguing with his mom

>"brb hearing something outside"
>last online: 300 days
D-do you guys think he's okay?

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NL??

>brb smoke

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>brb sneezed into ashtray

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>brb, cats are puking

>brb buying cigs

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fuck off discord tranny

>"user I think I like you"
>"what I'm not gay"
>"HAHA I was just kidding"
>blocked

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>brb watering cat

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>"brb emptying my jars"

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>brb

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>mom starts hitting kid
>kid cries and says he has to go

>if you wanna grab a cig boys nows the time

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>brb quick nut

>brb wife wants sex

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>brb son wants sex

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>snorts weed into the mic
>hehe, sorry bro's
degenerates...

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>brb my boss is here

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>push to talk
>burps

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>healer
>"brb gotta deepthroat a cock"

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>Starts talking
>Sounds small as fuck
Why do manlets try to talk with real people ?

I had an uncle who used to get beaten by his wife a lot. They lived in a remote village so he couldn't even ask for help most of the time. Luckily for the guy they had two kids and once they grew up the violence stopped but it was fucking brutal, I still remember the bruises on his face.

>"brb someone's at the door"
>last online 2 days ago

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i like to do this, also farting into the mic if i feel it's going to be a good one.

want to know a trick? relax and let your ass cheeks sink into the chair, it sounds louder as it rushes to escape

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playing with guy from Israel
>brb rocket attack

what the fuck is wrong with you

>playing with kike from Israel
I'm gonna stop you there.

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i think it's funny because it's literally the equivalent of me burping or farting directly into someones ear

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playing with friend in belfast
>brb ira bombing

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Why would that be funny?

Devilish

What's the 32 refer to?

>guy vapes directly into his mic mid-sentence

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not as good as cumming in someones ear without them knowing

you'll get over the feeling of being violated eventually, cope while you still can

kek

>guy talks with his mouth full of vape so his voice sounds different

>brb cracking a bear

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>"brb wife aggro"
>starts beating off his wife

>not just leaving the computer to fuck your wife immediately, not taking any scrap of time to let randos online know you're leaving

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yeah, but then you have to clean spunk off the microphone and that's just tedious.

counties.

There are 26 counties in Ireland and 6 in Northern Ireland.

>fuck your wife

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>There are 26 counties in Ireland
>Ireland is a republic
>there are no counts
Explain yourselves, potatoniggers. Burgers too while we're at it:
>Orange County
>not ruled by the Count of Orange

calling them arrondissments would be too effeminate

>brb peeps gotta light up a fatty while I water my wife's son

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Half the English language is mispronounced French anyway. Don't think one word more would change much.

Don't be such an autist

>provoking Lindyposting this confidently

>it's another episode of irish fags derail a good thread

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>"brb wife aggro"
>starts beating his wife
>son taunts
>starts beating son

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Im sorry please unblock me you were my best friend

>brb gotta talk to my kid
>slapping noises and screaming

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youtube.com/watch?v=sDyZVTJoyzM
>brb I got a virus and mom got mad at me

I'm sorry user, I meant that he blocked me out of embarrassment.

>His pants fell down he was so scared he had a virus.

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>"brb, gotta teach my son a lesson"

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Further and further I got in to the video the kid is a fucking faggot and should be shot.

they're both terrible to be honest

>wifes son is a plant
getting some weird plant monster hentai vibes senpai

Nah, he owned that bitch.
That's what you get for being an awful parent, an unruly child.
If she had the balls to hit the nuclear button it wouldn't have escalated that far, but she didn't, this is why pussified parenting is a bad idea
>Threatens to kick her ass
LMFAO

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the
>wahhh wahh i'mma call chwild suppowt cuz you hit me
Man up you fucking pussy and listen to your mother.
Nah he's a faggot.

She's some simpering Christian soccer mom throwing an adult fit because her pubescent son was touching himself, what exactly can we expect?

>brb
>vocaroo.com/i/s1lxVRIG8grg

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Didn't mean to reply

I don't know where the christian soccer mom thing came from anywhere in that video but all it sounded like was she wanted him to get off the computer so he could go to bed and be well rested for school the next day. Also it sounds like it must be 11pm in that video, when I was in elementary school I had a bed time of 8pm. Fucking zoomers man.

Yea to be fair, I only watched about a minute and a half. Seemed like she was loosing her fucking mind over a young boy doing what young boys do.

Nah the porn thing only lasts maybe a quarter of the entire video. The kid turns in to a fucking retard later on.

A fascinating and terrifying look into the future of my country, for sure.

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that's probably what the kid was doing

>brb wife's son wants sex

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Yep, zoomers were a mistake.

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>they think you're a cuck
>actually you're just pounding barely legal boi pussy on the reg

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>barely legal
>legal

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w-was she hot?

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Well at least it's not incest

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>Never played online with voice chat

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>math sounds in chat

>brb wife aggro
>last online 1073 days ago

Kek i remember that
>push to talk
>bong rip

That kid argued circles around his ma though.
I'd have had the internet pulled, a good slap and sent to bed.

>brb gotta play the song of time
>last seen: 3 days ago

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>user: wwwwwsswwwdddddddddds
>user was killed.

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>"cya, mate"
>last online 3 years ago

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>push to talk
>counter strike source
>youtube.com/watch?v=w15oWDh02K4

>oh fuck
>last seen:2 days ago

>neet
>comfy
I wish

>brb wife aggro
>wife starts beating his meat

>"brb gotta take care of my wife's boner"

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she's a retard and he's a faggot. sounds like his dad needs to beat the shit out of him and take his toys from him

>brb gotta dilate

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>brb gotta dilate
>last online: 3 years ago

Literally me but 30 years old and not 12

only time I ever used my mic when playing on public servers
>play dota2 with a friend
>russian in mid starts singing some shit
>me and friend try to sing along
>end up singing to victory

>brb gotta smoke
>20 minutes pass
>alright I’m back
>play for 20 minutes
>hey guys imma take a quick smoke break
>kick from group
>PM: hey what the fuck dude? Why’d you kick me?!?

If smokefags want to smoke they can do it at their PC.
>B-but it’ll damage the hardware
B-but it’s already damaging you, dumb nigga

>i'm done for tonight, wife says i have to go to bed lol

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>spic player on mic
>kids screaming in the background
>spic music playing in the background
>lady yelling in spanish in the background

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>brb moth wife wants sex

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>join open mic game
>immediately hear the dude's father start talking about he's being too loud and night and threatens to kick him out if he doesn't find a job

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is it weird that i find that background noise kind of comforting? I grew up in a really quiet house, with parents out most of the time, and people from big families just seem so much more lively.

>brb relogging
>last online 366 days ago

>that kid that wanted to masturbate together at your house
>those group of kids that started to randomly masturbate while you were staying over
>that kid that woke up from the middle of a dead sleep to masturbate with those kids
>that kid that hid in the bathroom until everyone was done

>not fucking your wife over the mic so others can hear

>you will never download a virus where you start jacking off to delete it and save your PC

>Doing Heroic Utgarde Keep in Wrath
>Healer says to hold up
>"brb bathroom"
>2 minutes later comes back
>We do several more pulls
>"brb again washing hands"

The whole party gave him shit the rest of the run.

What’s the point of giving him more shit to wash off?