Fallout 76 is now a literal disaster. An Amazon Prime cargo jet crashed, cargo and debris are all over

Not as bad as burying area 51 copies in the Nevada desert but still pretty disastrous.

Will the next FO be an RPG? Seems like there is no point repeating the same mistake over and over again, right?

I live in WV. I haven't seen the sun in months. Does it still exist?

This is Bethesda, expect them to either double down or just kill the franchise

>Seems like there is no point repeating the same mistake over and over again, right?
Bethesda has been doing that for over a decade.

It worked with Skyrim. Skyrim sold so damn much everything wrong with it is now sacred.

>noone radio'd a tower saying Houston we have a problem

>thank god the fucking sun is finally out lad, i was sick of this fucking fog

Fuck you, the fog was cozy.

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Crashing this game.

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TODD NO PLEASE

>It just works!

This is what happens when you dont pre-order his games Yea Forums.

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>its real

Exclusive footage of the tragedy
youtube.com/watch?v=ebmkj1eGFks

based WV bro

What are some of the most memorable crashes? For me, it gotta be the two media helicopters crashing since its the mainstream media I feel no empathy. You can even hear the scream before they cut it at 0:47 youtube.com/watch?v=kTIijI32vA0

I googled it since I didn't believe it, but it really is

>it's real
Is FO76 the most cursed game of all time?

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Do helicopters pilot on their own volition or do they also have a control tower to navigate them?

It's more comparable to boats.

Amazon will find any excuse to make sure your package doesn't get there on time.

fuck no, unless you're some shitter neetfag

Japan flight 123.

様見ろ

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the Les Bains one was such a fucking wild ride

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I like it better when there was no sun. I hate jogging when the sun is out especially in the summer.

How can anyone say that meme magic/collective consciousness doesn't exist?

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I laughed

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Lets hope to god that sneedposting won't somehow manifest into our reality

underrated

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What is the satellite image of the airport supposed to signify?

Hey fellow Houstonian

>thank god the fucking sun is finally out
No, I hate the sun

It was a boeing 767 too top fuckin kek

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No one cared who I was until I put on the satellite image of the airport

Is this you

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it will be, don't worry

>flight was buggy and had too many pop-ins

Ehhh, yeahh, I guess you could see it but kinda forced. The murder pilot's house is a lot better, tho.

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This.
>japanese shouting
>the plane alarm going "PULL UP" in english
spooky as fuck

Nah, each board can only do it once.

youtu.be/Xfh9-ogUgSQ
The fact they kept the aircraft airborne for so long it amazing.

>since its the mainstream media I feel no empathy.
Imagine hating a group of people for using media to forward an agenda because a man on the television told you to do it.

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Its entirely fine because the media hates us . They earned that scorn.

youtube.com/watch?v=QZhuFJrcEIA

youtube.com/watch?v=y9WgC4OijPA

(B) [Hate Newspaper]

Fuck off back to r.eddit with your normalfag meme.

>fly in the giant empty sky
>crash
I bet it was a woman pilot

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See that bay?
You can land on it

>the media hates us .

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youtube.com/watch?v=OFOLN0nutV0
>

that house is plotting something

What's the worst it could happen if it did, a store called "seeds and feeds" gets viral?

>fuck no, unless you're some shitter neetfag

I went camping up at Livingston this weekend, nothing is better than some rolling fog while you have a campfire going. Sorry you have some shit taste in weather.

youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

did we ever figure out who that "four chan" was?

I knew Fallout 76 has crashes, but this is ridiculous!

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I just want the weather to stop fucking changing. It drops down to 40, then creeps back up to 70/80, and I bet $20 it'll be 40 again tomorrow morning.

Perhaps you weren't

IM GOING TO CONNECTICUT TOMORROW FROM MIAMI. FROM 80 TO 20. HELP

man, fuck Rodeo Houston, it causing so much more traffic everywhere.

>get on 610 to drop some stuff off for family
>absolute fucking disaster zone going past the stadium
I HATE THIS FUCKING CITY, NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE HERE
BUT GOD DAMMIT THE $900/MONTH RENT IS TOO GOOD

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that's just Texas weather in general.

>Us

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Couldn't agree more. I always get sick this time of the year (and in the fall) because my body can't adjust to the changing weather.

Weak ""human""

How much does that $900 get you?

I feel like eventually they're going to have to split it up into multiple venues or something, it's getting bigger every year and there's only so much traffic that area can take.

>Houston

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Fuck off fag my biology isn't evolved for climates below 100 degrees. Do you have any idea how hard it is to regulate my temperate on this fucking mudball

>There are ayys shitposting on Yea Forums RIGHT NOW

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imagine thinking you're more powerful than the fucking weather

Is that how we actually got DMC5?

I honestly haven’t been outside in a week, so I haven’t noticed much. But it was kind of foggy here last Tuesday.

>implying I'm not.

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If I rush over there could I find more floating stuff.

God really wants this game dead.

>a concerned citizen who called them to report the finding had entered the house to smoke marijuana and thought they might be hallucinating

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Fuck Houston so much it’s a fucking hole in the ground.

What the fuck does a cargo jet crashing have to do with Fallout?

In Louisiana you can get $500 rent a month. But the bugs are so big you'll feel like a fucking starship trooper just trying to live there, im never going back.

civilian towers are not generally in contact with aircraft. they are there to control takeoffs and landings on the airfield and all normal communications are about that. if the location of the aircraft isn't near an airfield, it's unlikely the tower would even know anything or care. news copters tend to have their own private helipad so there isn't a tower to speak of, just the usual permits for operation

Check the pic, The cargo was Fallout 76 Merchandise.

Look at the image, or google the story.

>900 dollars a month for rent
what the actual fuck, do americucks really pay that much? How big is your house

900 sq ft. There's a pool and a gym but they're both pretty minimal. It's a dumpy part of town, fucking homeless people on every single intersection, but I work less than a mile away so it's good for saving money.

$900/month in the city is a bargain. Go to Austin and you'll get a fucking 400 sqft studio for no less than $1200.

I dont find anything on google claiming it was carrying Fallout merch

Are you legally blind?

im renting a decent house in a good part of orlando for only $1000/month. 4 bedroom 2 bathroom

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DAMMIT, my stuff was on there. Leman Russ Primarch book, Dark Imperium, and The Mouth Madness.

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>t. Chuck

Why would anyone order this game anyway?
There is something fishy in all this, I smell a conspiracy!

It's my stuff now

That airport janitor who stole a passenger airplane and did fucking loops with it while yelling YEEEEEHAW, then crashed it intentionally into some remote forest in a blaze of glory.

Fucking legend.

>someone died because you wanted to watch "In the Mouth Of Madness" Tuesday

I hope you apologize to the grieving family.

>NOOOO MY STUFF!

>Fucking legend.
That's why everyone forgot about that hick yokel

The Ride that keeps on going. Dubs or higher and Bethesda doesn't survive long enough to ever release a Fallout Game again.

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Uhh, you don't get to bring obsidian games

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They were trying to review bomb your prize. The multttiplayer game

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don't forget that the plane used in the plane scene itself also crashed with no survivors after TDKR was released

i wish i lived in wv my family is from there but before i was born they moved to shithole new england

That was sky king

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FALLOUT?

aye

>Private jet

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They're the ones who should apologize for the victims inability to deliver top notch kino to user.
At least they got one last chance to reenact the intro to the dark knight rises

so what happens in the case that your shit is outright destroyed in shipping like this?

Take a wild guess, dumbass.

You get a refund. You obviously don't get the item you ordered. Why are you even asking?

You'll pay that equivalent in most big cities for a shitty 1 bedroom place.

They already started the next shipment. I mean it didn't fly out of florida to just fly back in.

It's pretty comfy, but the weather has made it impossible to go outside much lately. Normally it would be perfect weather here around low 70s high 60s.

sorry i'm retard

You have to pay amazon a whole new plane. Keep working, wagie.

>mfw i flew from ny to la a day ago and it was non stop turbulence for the first 4 hours

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holy shit

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kek
I have a lot of nostalgia for that movie. The owls were great

>JRPG
>"It can't be helped"

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Aussies really are pro shitposter huh?

All you had to do was to purchase Fallout 76 on all 3 platforms.. This is your fault

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should've bought the Boeing 737 collectors edition, then this might have not happened

So, you want Skyrim to become the most popular game in history? It can be done...for a price.

They have been trolling California for over a hundred years.

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Like they actually need a multi-million dollar excuse at this point.

Call customer service and request a reshipment.

You poor, ignorant soul

>in a statement Todd graciously said that he is "more than happy to provide the victim's families with 500 atoms"

Is it Man's life goal to draw dicks where there never has been before?
Even NASA drew a penis on Mars with their Rover.

So close. You'll get em next time, champ

>Australian
To the surprise of nobody.

meme fucking magic, it's the Les Baines incident all over again

I’m crashing this industry

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WITH NO SURVIVORS

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Is it that simpsons one with ham or something? Either way, no one uses both of that regularly here nor is it really that notable and funny.

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>Orlando
>Australian
Get your own achievements, wallaboi

just australians pretending to do something they didn't actually for American praise as usual

Tell me honestly, how much do you hate the country roads song now?

Silly user, it's already manifested in the last Toy Story 4 trailer. It's only just begun.

Jesus, how do they keep fucking this up so much?

>being this new to Texas
Californian go home!

>Get to the 1:50 minute mark of the video
>It's real

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Those poor fuckers though. Perhaps they didn't feel shit upon impact though.

It used to be a lot nicer until we were forced to take in the Katrina niggers.

>Only 4 survivors because Japs wouldn't let Americans help them.
Fuck 'em

As a home owner I pay 2500 a month here in California. Putting this bitch on the market this summer and moving to a state where I can get twice the size house with a pool and pay even less property tax and state tax. It varies from state to state but states like Texas are on the up trend as everyone is fleeing liberal shit holes.

For real. What convinced me meme magic existed was this: youtube.com/watch?v=MFacwD-aRjM

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>if we shitpost hard enough about something, we can alter the fabric of reality and manifest it into our universe
>we were the orks all along

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You’re defending someone who would film your dead raped body on the street for clickbait bud. They literally do not give one shit about morals unless it gets them fired.

Yeah no lie move out of my state.

>76 so bad it actually kills people
OHNONONONO

what the fuck is that grip

It all makes sense now

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>KKK ad
honeypot.jpg

>It varies from state to state but states like Texas are on the up trend as everyone is fleeing liberal shit holes.

>be Texan
>Love Anne Richards
>Suddenly conservitards start invading my state
>Think that maybe we should build a wall to keep conservitards out.

fox4news.com/politics/exit-poll-more-native-texans-voted-for-beto-o-rourke-than-ted-cruz

is that arm a birth defect..... what the fuck is going on with that arm?!?!

CARLOS YOU MOTHER FUCKER

>states like Texas are on the up trend
doesn't texas have some of the highest property tax?

>talks about soilent
>ads shift from PCs to nintendo switch & places to book a vacation for your wife & her boyfriend
TOP fucking KEK

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>talks about Soi
>Switch advert
DELETE THIS!!!

interesting. I have never been to Texas myself. I am planning on moving to Nevada or Wyoming because "my tax shelter".

A waste of an engineering degree, is what it looks like.

youtube.com/watch?v=jVvt7hP5a-0

Yes. They have no state tax but they make up that money through other taxes. People see "no state tax" and assume that means they're paying less taxes.

Also

>taxes
>bad

Sweet!
A new fishing structure out in Trinity Bay!

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Texans in all counties pay an average of about 1.81 which is indeed one of the higher stats. New Jersey is the highest at like either 2.3 or 2.8 percent and Illinois being something like 2.1. It has been a few years since I have looked into those states so it could even be higher now.

youtu.be/Yni1njbjvqc?t=127
>Heli crashes into Hudson River, she lives
>Husband dies later on (not from crash)
>Heli crashes into Hudson River AGAIN
>She died
The helicopter was improperly repaired with the wrong parts

is this the texas thread?

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i want hatoba tsugu to sink her fangs into my dick

he meant the guy's hand grip.

Tenerife Airport, 1977
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerife_airport_disaster
Literally jet jousting

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I fucking hate this province.

Buy my fucking game or next time it's going to be a lot more...

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We're a long way from Texas, part

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>taxes
>bad
they are indeed

This
Clouds are coming back tomorrow, hopefully the fog does too
califag detected
Fuck you

Is meme magic real?

TODD HOWARD, I'M BLACK MESA

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wow

Driving on I-10 and 45 is such a fucking nightmare when fog is around.

Fucking hell man... those last few minutes

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this

anyone who denies this is a califag

uhh, you don't get to bring Elder Scrolls

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for

Yeah but it's fun. You never know if this is gonna be the day that you die because some moron decides to do like 90 even though they've only got a hundred feet of visibility. Really reminds you of what it means to be alive.

Either that or you're stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic, but you'd be stuck in it anyways.

Top 10 marketing campaigns that went too far

>WHOOP WHOOP
>PULL UP!
>WHOOP WHOOP

>>taxes
>>bad
>they are indeed

They're not though, even our founding fathers agreed. There's a difference between taxes and taxes without representation. Try opening a history book for once, it'll do your noggin some good.

It's obvious that Todd sabotaged this plane in order to claim the insurance on their assets, it's the only way they could make money back from their game.
What's three dead for a man like Todd, nothing.
Damn you Todd, is there no line you won't cross?

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Why the fuck is there a flood warning going on? It's sunny out. Barely a cloud in the sky.

Here you go, guys.
pastebin.com/NjeZtDKy

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It still would've crashed

youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

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sky king

as if you could even know that.

>even our founding fathers agreed
they also agreed to keep slavery

The plane was still going to take off
But in any case, no-one would be able to know the probability

Why didn't they just crash it in the ocean instead of trying several times to land at an airport?

9/11

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>tfw kryptonite to goldenstate
fuck curry and fuck goldenstate

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howdy

you should read up on the history of income tax which was unconstitutional for a short lived time. The 16th Amendment in 1913 changed that. Many still argue about this even today. Now, I do understand that income tax is just one type of tax and that we have other types of taxes before hand .

>whoopwhoop

That’s the sound of the beast!

Well howdy pardner

THAS THE SOUND OF THA POLICE

H-TOWN

>WHOOOPWHOOP
>PULL UP
>THAT ASS TOO FAT

texas is a shithole

texas is wonderful

texas is okay

Welcome to the new era of global warming climate. Drastically changing temperature swings are only going to get worse by the year along with much more severe weather and natural disasters.

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But then again we also got RF5 so maybe it just needs a shit ton of autism instead.

>Drastically changing temperature swings are only going to get worse by the year along with much more severe weather and natural disasters.
learn to swim

>Work all day in an office downtown
>Literally never see sunlight
>Too tired to do anything outside
The sun is denied to me

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I don't listen to music so it doesn't really matter much to me. I never understood the appeal of the tracks played with Fallout, to me their normiebait to get them to sell more games.

>mainstream media I feel no empathy.
cringe, those are real people
hate their bosses and the jews who run the companies, not the employees who work to make a living

See you in Arizona Bay, user.

>cringe
cringe

>Yea Forums too young to know pic related
00s was good times for houston

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Stunt plane shit

They didn't actually. They kicked the problem down the road to deal with other things. Furthermore, most expected slavery to die on it's own since it wasn't profitable enough. But then the Cotton Gin was invented.

>They didn't actually. They kicked the problem down the road to deal with other things.
so they did agree to keep it.

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Based Aussies burning Commifornia

Imagine living in Saskatchewan

Onions aside, if you have an arm that fucked opening bottles can really prove a challenge without tools

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sneedville,_Tennessee

LET ME THE FUCK OUT

Fucking spoonheads

These people openly hold the same beliefs that their overlords tell them to make clickbait on.

Who cares?

This game has to be fucking cursed.

If by "man on the television" you mean the journalists I hate and by '"told" you mean "compelled via their very visible poor conduct" then yeah that's what happened.