Hunt down the freeman has turned 1 today

You got snubbed in the vidya gaem awards.

YOU FUCKED MY FACE

THOU HAST SPOILED MINE COUNTENANCE

I fucking hate Valve so much and I'm glad Artifact crashed and burned

BANG

YOU HAVE MUDDLED MY APPEARANCE

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mitchelplsnoicanexplain

Im mad that it somehow lost to F076 multiple times in the Yea Forumsgas
Dont tell me the writing or graphics are somehow better than a AAA game

Bad movies can be enjoyable. Bad games can't.

This Game is not by Vavle though?

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MY MOTHER IS DEAD?

It’s pretty fucking pathetic that Valve declared that this game was canon.

They really don’t give a flying fuck anymore.

mitch
mitchel pls
staph it
don touch me

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No, it's just bad. As in terribly bad. Perfomance is absolute shit, level design is laughable, story is convoluted, voice acting is literally a bunch of youtubers. The cutscenes are worth having a laugh over but nothing else.

>Half Life games don't have cutscenes
>Well actually...

But they allowed it to be made and claimed the story was canon

YOU

>But they allowed it to be made
Yes.
>and claimed the story was canon
No.

HAVE

>WHERE IS DE FREEMAN? WHY DOES HE USE A CROWBAR
The cutscenes are fucking gold. Thank God I didn't have to buy this trash.

Literally the only unironically funny moment in the game.

I mean he's obviously got severe brain damage from that beasting he received.

>HDTFChads still on Yea Forums

Based.

Truly the thinking man's HL game.

Where did the last year go?

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Jesus, this felt like 3 months ago.

AIDS

Not only is it unethical but it had Valve's entire support.

stop touching me

This

You know how people say time flies when you're having fun? That is only really true in the short term.
Remember how long years felt like when you were a child? It seemed like an eternity from one summer vacation to the next. Did years seem long because you had lived through less of them? Maybe, but that's not the whole story.
In the long term, the perception of the length of time is based on how many memories you've made. When you're a child, your life is full of new experiences. So your brain constantly says "that's worth holding on to", so you remember more events over the month, making it feel long.
But when you grow up, you stop experiencing new things. Everything is routine. You're on autopilot, and you don't make new memories, which causes you to have lapses in your perception of time. The year flies by because nothing notable happened that you can remember. So it becomes a void.

Fuck brain is what i'm getting here.

The sooner it ends the better

The story is still incredible. Everything about it.

game SUCKS i got to BED

it's so bad it's shit

MUMUTHAISDEE?

do you have that image of the guys face on a graphics card box ?

Mitch is such a fucking bad protagonist name.

Anyone have the link to Yea Forums dubs Hunt down the Freeman?

...

Metal Gear Solid meets Half Life, only Reddit could come up with something like that.

Kino

This isn't the real version of Mitch's scars.

m-mitch please AAAUUUGGH

SIE HABEN MEIN GESICHT ENTSTELLT MEIN HERR

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>I'm glad Artifact crashed and burned
Um, I don't think so, sweaty

貴様は我輩様の顔を滅ぼした!!!

Yeah they actually fixed some of the game breaking bugs and made some proper direction
For example when you pick up the knife you actually know where to go rather than needing to back track to a fence that is magically gone

kek

youtu.be/KVM04wfQ6_A
just watch this

5 star post

it's just a lot higher profiled game user, don't you already know that this site is filled with normies that will always eat up the latest controversy?

Mitchell was a real human bean

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I’m certain that every single one of those 900 or so people playing it right now consider it a massive success. Cough cough.

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So bad you need to use the debug console to actually get to some maps.

Reminder that this is STILL on Steam, meaning Valve has given it an unspoken blessing and it is canon.

oh boy
steamcommunity.com/stats/723390/achievements

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No it's bad to play, but fun to talk about

Say what you will about the game, but I actually liked the fact the G-Man played this dumbass for years just so Gordon would have a slightly easier time.

BLACK MESSAH

Imagine having your whole life ruined so some chad can bunnyhop through city 17 into the citadel a bit faster lmao.

Where was it said that Valve supported this?

The fact they let it onto their Chinese marketplace.

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God I wish that was me

>我輩様
hes arrogant but not that arrogant lol

Tiananmen Square Massacre 1989

Can someone tell me what winnie the pooh has to do with these memes

I still can't get over how skin looks like that of a highschool girls with offbrand makeup shoddily put on

I had an interview of sorts with the only guy on the team now, he's a fucking sperg
>talked about how good he was gonna make the game
>said that he never had faith in the project but stayed on it for "the possibilities" (he never explained what it was)
>was friends with 5 trannies on steam
>constantly said how he did the most work out of everyone on the team (I'm pretty sure he only did some small levels and play testing)
>kept saying that he made a lot of progress on the game, but could only say the achievements as an example

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ADAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM

China's president banned Winnie the Pooh because there was a meme going around China where people said Xi looked like him. Or something to that effect.

youtube.com/watch?v=VMw5XohHkPs

>Oh... Christopher Robin... Hmmm.

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Days are long and years are short.

>be glorious eternal leader of the super duper Chinese Communist Party
>get so unbelievably butthurt over Winnie the fucking Pooh that you ban it outright

You can't make this shit up.

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Thats japanese dumdum

It's China, retard.

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Name 5 differences without looking it up in Google.

The presence of hiragana

China banned Winnie the Pooh cause they were using Pooh to make fun of President Xi

That some princess?

My computer just sprayed me with mustard gas, thanks asshole.

That's what you get for buying Chinese electronics.

MITCH
PLEASE
AURGH

that's not what crowbar scars would look like, fuck's sake

The cutscenes are. The gameplay isn't.

God, no. It's fucking terrible and the only good thing about it is to laugh at it by watching it on youtube. The actual game itself is miserable to play with.