God I wish I had a monster girl gf
God I wish I had a monster girl gf
How much would you pay for one?
God I wish I had a monster gf
Me too. Can I talk to your mom?
HOLY SHIT MOMMY LUGIA GF
Nah you just want a pet that you can fuck without risk of AIDS. Sex robots when?
What if the monster is your mom?
TTITESE
tfw no gardewaifu
Good taste.
>tfw no monster wife
me too bro
This inflatable pool accessory even has a cupholder, cool
just get a regular human gf, they're already monstrous
This.
what the fuck is wrong with Yea Forums
The built in pillow bumps are also a nice touch, there's even an extra for two users.
Azure's are male tho
who in their right fucking mind ever thought this was a good idea to create upon this cursed world of us
But you don't know what kind of monster are you getting.
the real question is what the fuck is wrong with you?
that looks like a kindergarten classroom
gf(male)
Same
God me too
I see a goodra one
She's such obvious waifu bait but goddamn if i havent thought about it in autistic detail.
>Give her a ring /necklace with her own shrunk pokeball on it.
I want to die between those thighs
Imagining right now
It's not fair anons
I want a monster girl to """"rape"""" me everydays
Why not a cute gardevoir(male)?
go ask your ''father'' for that you faggot
Normie pleb taste.
>born early to have shit human wives after a golden age
>born too soon to have some mutant or cyborg gf
... Are we even going to have the IA gf? A cortana would be nice...
>gets "raped" for a week
>dick starts to hurts after a while
>overstimulaiton makes erections harder to sustain
>can't properly fuck her
>she starts fucking your ass instead
also giving all the sexual control to a woman makes you a sub-beta bitch
>I think
She's literally screaming at the top of her little snek lungs.
Quit talking about yourself you snake, it's not all about you anymore.
That's a galame user.
Sorry man, I don't wanna fuck Nurses from Silent Hill or whatever.
>monster girls
lmao enjoy dying waiting for genetics to advance substancially, i'm getting my waifu in some years, a few decades at most
This. A man needs to learn how to properly mandhandle and choke the life out of a bitch.
God I wish I had an orc gf that would wrestle me before we have steamy orc sex.
>inside of her hands is fluffy
I never noticed that before
God I wish I was a monster girl gf. in some way, I kindda am
Anyone remember that story posted on Yea Forums in 2010-2011 about the Gardevoir fucking user and then gets killed by a guard from Oblivion?
Really want to read it again.
Thats mama Luigi to you Mario
How?
*WHEEEEEEEEEZE*