ITT: describe a game poorly and we try to guess it

one of the Kingdom Hearts games, fuck if I know which

Steal stuff and solve mysteries.

Old man tells you to kill some royalty brothers.

Zero Escape?

Thief

bioshock

Bayonetta

Enderal

The head god is dead, so all the other gods start killing each other and you need to ascend to godhood to replace the head god and get all the other gods to get their shit together, except it turns out the other gods aren't really gods but immortal omnipotent magic vampires and you gotta fuck them up for lying to you
Also the head god wasn't actually dead

Approximately 70% of all JRPGs ever made

Nope

Overlord

Divinity?

meant for

Pillars?

Depressed girl fights her autistic brother with mechs.

Nah

The MAN wants you to find and capture some dudes you used to be bros with so they'll leave your family alone

You get separated from your family so you embark on a journey to kill yourself

you try to summon satan but fail horribly and are instead transported to demon realm, now you need to figure out how to get back to your world

You explore dungeons and cause a genocide in a post apocalyptic world only to find out the guy that wanted you to explore wanted you to die

Man is absolutely crazy

RDR

wake up in a strange place, forced join military, watch your friends die horrible deaths, die yourself, wake up rinse and repeat

blood this blood that

Cooking mama.

Persona

Kill some stuff to unlock cool things to keep killing stuff

OP here, answer is Ys VIII

Do exploration reports for the witch mommy.

ye dawg

Tony hawks pro skater

It wasn't amnesia; it was memory repression! Also, God ruined everything for your group and someone else's.

Labyrinth of Refrain

Turns out the rocks were behind everyone dying.

Eco terrorists save the world from an abomination with mother issues.

Working class dude thinks he's special and fails, but it's okay cuz he has a Holy Ghost mommy gf

DMC 3
FFVII
JoJolion

Final Fantasy 7

You are a private investigator who is gonna save some kid who wrote you a letter. but you dont actually exist.

Correct.

boom and yippie kai ay

Asura?

Close but no cigar

Yep

Your gf gets possessed by a demon but the demon is actuqlly pretty hot so you let her be and try to stop an evil organization with her.

You go to the doctor but you wake up somewhere else and then eventually ayylmao

Rain World

Soul Hackers

Yes

You try to outrun a murderer but slip on a banana peel and get stabbed to death

bloodborne

YS 8?

You're an 18+ child who gets raped a lot.

you shoot and explore for money and to solve a mystery

Dude crawl's out of mom's basement and goes looking for some computer stuff.

Everyone just wants you to go back to your cage but you're too angry to

Sacrifice?

real life

SS13

>18+
>child
r u rarted

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It's Patapon

Yep

It makes sense in context.

You’re running from a bunch of bad guys when an unspeakable evil is unleashed by accident. You then try to stop this unspeakable evil but it turns out you can’t stop them with whatever method you were planning to use to stop them because that method happens to fuck shit up at about the same level as that unspeakable evil would anyway. So you just decide to fuck off. You blow a bunch of shit up and get the fuck away from the evil and bad guys who were originally giving you trouble.

DoL

Yes

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Gee, how come the bad guy let you have TWO bombs?

Cthulhu flooded the world and now you have to unfuck it using time travel.

You and your people are being brutally genocided by a foreign enemy for being ugly as fuck. In the midst of a slaughtering you escape into a cave and find an ancient artefact that transforms you into an absolute killing machine. With your new mystic powers you venture forth on a brutal revenge quest with the goal of horrifically murdering as many enemies as you can. Your quest leads you to your enemy’s homeland where you massacre your way to the homelands capital and face off against the leader of your enemy. Upon absolutely brutalising her, you discover that she’s acctually one of your own. You fuck her up and then finally head home, still angry and completely bad arise after wrecking havoc on a advanced civilisation, all on your own.

Pope gets killed and you're after his killer but it turns out Pope was evil and is the final boss
Correct.

A guy who looks like an egg steals a bunch of birds and rabbits and turns them into robots. You chase after him to give him a what have you.

sonic

I have a feeling I played that, but can't really figure out what it is

Whip goth loli sisters with a bookworm gf.

DMC4

your brother is a fucking dickhead

A little girl wants to escape a magical house but a cat won't let her.

portrait of ruin?

Sounds heavily similar to the original Prey when interpreted somewhat metaphorically.

Yes.

British imperialism, but it's okay because natives you oppress are silly monsters and there are puzzles.

The Witch's House

You try to retrieve an amulet for your god but end up dying from a cursed necklace of suffocation

Betrayer?

How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence

>you found out that there is a new building in the city, so you try to sort things out with upper management of this building since you have some connections

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Cast Away, but it gets weird.

Risk of Rain

Spore

you're a blonde that gets raped by a tentacle monster and gain super powers and change hair color to prevent invasion of tentacle monsters. (not a hentai game)

Nethack. Amulet of change is kinda lewd.

Dark Souls?

glue

You and your friends try your damndest to go on a tropical vacation. Just cause 2

The Forest

Steins;Gate?

your mother's father dies then your mother dies and then you die and then you are now alive again and now you gotta save some random tree. Theres also a big bird

You are Cockblocked by a cience project

you have nanomachines and autism, now go stop terrorists

Oni and the Blind Forest?

Portal?

Die Hard.

you burn down a prison to escape it, and then see a bunch of walking mushrooms

You need to kill yourself to win the game, but if you do it you're lost. Also there are no mirrors.

Far cry 3?

Spec Ops : The Line?

katamary damacy but in city 17

God decided to try again by just building on top of everything.

CAPTURE GOD

FUCKING JANNY FUCK YOU
also CLOCK FUCK YOU

Morrowind?

yume nikki?

you come to a far off shithole planet to shoot the mentally disabled and get rich

>FUCKING JANNY FUCK YOU
Mods are strongly detrimental to the board nowadays.
Random bans while actual shitposts and shitthreads are all over the place.

it's actual description of game

In that case, that game was already posted in this thread

Its actually a game inside a game

If the matrix was running on a n64

>Work in factory
>Fuck this
>People tell you you're the chosen one
>Make fart noises instead

Divinity: Original Sin II

Travis Strikes Back?

this game described by cover of one of the shittiest muse albums

You're a nobody who gets strong by having your shit beat up a few times. Also limbs are lost.

lisa the painful

Nope.

Mercenaries, third wolrd country, Evil Queen

Maniac mansion

nope.

Abe's Oddysee

Bingo

ICE Simulator

Jagged Alliance

Everything you experienced happened in order to train you to become an assassin via a virtual reality machine.

You're a gook and you fight stuff and then you die and then you avenge that guy who betrayed you.

Prototype, duh.

Ace Combat 3?

Demon gang wars

Just shoot everything

Banjo Threeie

No

nope

you lose your memories and have to play card games at some faggot's castle

You get btfo by the protagonist of the series and end up wanting to kill him but in the meantime you forgot about it and ended up forming a band of mercenaries which all have terrible voice acting

STALKER ShoC

you are pregnant shitskin

Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories?
The owner isn't a faggot

cute girl recreates robot jesus but it turns into robot hitler, so she wakes up robot peter from his beauty nap

there's a movie and it's considered not that bad

You fight for a man leading his forces against another man who staged an attack to start a huge war. In the end you get betrayed.

heavy rain?

Wayne June opens up a portal

damn right

Desmond AC

Yeah
I thought Marluxia owned the castle? I haven't finished it yet

Tarzan

tumblr circa 2010 without sjw im soooo indie kek

you kill lots of aliens and travel through time to stop a bad alien from coming out of a sun

CHIBLADE

RDR2

correct

Soma or Bloodborne

Your GF is actually Cthulhu

persona but with witch house and lot of unprotected teen sex

kill mommy and her band of supernatural weirdos

You fight to prevent yourself from another timeline from taking over the world, without even knowing it.

Meat vision?

Saya no Uta

Marluxia is using it but it isn't his.

Saya no Uta

Binding of Isaac

MUH BORDERS

nope

>You're a mental patient
>Keep getting flashbacks of Russian shithole
>LOL JK YOURE NOT A MENTAL PATIENT

My name is DANIEL LAMB!

You are a pawn for the bad guy, only to later find out you were both a pawn for another bad guy, only to later find out all three of you were pawns to an even bigger bad guy, only to later find out you all were pawns of an old fuck who was orchestrating everyone and every event in order to groom you to play a game of Simon with an alien.

You are forced to spend your last days alongside a thirsty robot fuccboi

I was going to say MGS4 until the alien part

play twice to befriend a dead kid's edgy dA OC.

You're some cute dude who has to save Moomin Valley from a bunch of autists and then you fuck off with your waifu.

no
hint: there's a lot of genderbent real world heroes in your harem

A mom wants to kill you and your dad because your dad killed her children while looking for you

It's about a bunch of dads who are terrible at being dads. One of them regrets buying a boat.

You raise another man's daughter only to find out that you are the other man.
You kill your friends
You kill your brother
You kill your father
You kill yourself (or you kill your daughter).

The only good end is to have the heroes from the previous games do the job for you.

lisa

Nope.

Final Fantasy VII?

Sounds like Fate. Don't know which one.
Dream Daddy

Correct

You are a man

axiom verge

you're a mute criminal in fake new york

Ha! Good guess, but no.

Yakuza 6

GTA 3

nier

Naruto made into another game.

Nope. Here's another hint.

Your dad turns into a cat, hijacks your body, and stabs an Aussie.

local man destroys jewelry during a race war and flu epidemic

EACH CLUE DESCRIBES A DIFFERENT GAME:
1) Some guys save your life, help you save your daughter, then try to kill you.
2) You travel to all sorts of exotic locations, including lush rain forests, arid deserts, and also Tokyo I guess.
3) Pushy salesman constantly asking you to buy things turns out to be the least of your worries when you decide to spend some time in a rustic European town.
4) You get told to do a bunch of menial jobs only to ultimately end up in a coma.
5) You do a bunch of menial jobs only to ultimately kill your dad(???).

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yes

1) Last of Us?
3) Resident Evil 4

catch niggers

Resident evil 4 is correct. Last of us is incorrect (Joel's daughter dies no?)

Chrono Cross

Your atheist girlfriend was right: everyone you loved died and everything went to shit because you prayed once at the beginning of the game

I don't understand these pictures or complaint. It's very obviously a loli/shota game that is haphazardly defending itself with claims of being 18+. It's very obviously not 18+, and the only reason you or anyone else is playing it or know about it is because it's loli/shota. Just admit it.

This is the Police

4) Hotline Miami

nope

teen losers set out to save the world

Correct!

every JRPG

Second Sight

You have to light a fire so that it doesn't get dark. But you can choose not to.

Dark Souls

Correct!

You have to pay cash money to save the world.

correct

MAGE 2! SUPPORT!

>A terrorist cries over a dead prostitute as a mommas boy blows up the planet

I remember Yea Forums talking about this but I can't remember the name. Looked janky and half rpg half rts.

you are a faggot that kicks ball inside a ball and then evil thing wakes you up then u meet grill but she's polish and u get lost then u meet a racist then u meet waifu and her friends then beta orbit her but then evil guy with shit haircut tries to steal waifu then u save her but everyone hates you then u walk a lot and some shit happens, then you go inside evil thing but it's shitty haircut guy again and then family reunion but not really and then waifu saves the day then you die but not really

Fable 3

Xillia 2, or "How Much Can One Man Be Made to Suffer"?

Final Fantasy VII

When you can't afford a single article of clothing but can afford perfectly fine huge barrel.

Final Fantasy X

Ys 8

>your dads a lumber enthusiast
>find out he liked your brother more
>get half of nothing from him
>kill all the gods to become ultragod
>all becomes nothing

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Xenoblade 2

God of War

>Single-handedly turn the tide of battle
>Get framed for treason or some shit
>Come back and fuck everyone up
>Be the hero again after bending both sides to your mercy and uncovering a conspiracy

>"OUCH! MY HEAD!"
>Historical reenactment group lets you decide
>Decide who you want as a Führer for this dump

You are a Hero but then you realize you're THE Hero

>You didn't sign up for this shit... IN SPACE!

Post apocalyptic race wars

Deus Ex?

Deus ex

There it is!

Space Quest

You're the bad guy military man

Anime police officer goes rogue to stop bioterrorist megacorp.

>u have a nightmare
>some shit happens
>fight giant cock in filthy place
>become an orphan
>upset
>walk a lot
>you don't like swimmers
>go kill crazy lady with no brows
>but wait maybe I'm crazy too
>crazy lady has a meal on the essential amino acids that you puke
>kill her

Nope. Not melodramatic enough.

negative

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Nope. Probably shoulda mentioned it's horror

you wake up in a bar. its closed cause its late. theres a fat bitch in your car

Dead Space

My life on a Tuesday night?

Your mom dies so you decide to abolish capitalism

Mirror's Edge Shitalyst

Oni

>If you eat three of the forbidden snacks you get to have a fistfight with the moon

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a homeless mailwoman turns to domestic terrorism because nothing's more important than family

Shit dude someone else here played it? Badass.

Dark Souls 2.5

See

Mother 3

Yes
>guy that ask a lot of questions gives cheesy guy life advice

you spend hours gathering resources to fight bosses and you watch your life going to shit because of how addicting the game is

King Arthur starts picking fights with every knight of the round table for no real reason, Lancelot becomes a marxist and rides Morgan le Fay before Arthur schools him in a jousting match that leaves Lancelot half-dead on the ground

kill dinosaurs with your crazy ass arm and stare at your tits

incomplete game with school full of monsters.

Trespasser my ladette

very nice

Old School Runescape

Got it.

Travel around the world collecting magic tree sap.

that applies to it too but no

Morningstar

Save a ruined world

pro-life robot becomes hackerman

You're a private investigator who meets a woman who wants you to help her find some girl that may or may not be dead but when you find her the woman who you were with kills you because you're actually an evil priest who changed his name to escape his old life

island, ruins, lockpicking

you are four-armed Jesus

brother kills your dad and you team up with your sister to go kill your brother

>do some cool shit and help the good guys
>'die'
>no one ever remembers you

horror game makes you wish you had a gun for the longest time and then you get one and it stops being a horror game

mining pisses people off so now you fight in a tournament

kill things to level up

Asura's Wrath?

Obscure.

Condemned

>kill dragon
>kill god
>kill yourself

no
I should have elaborated, the mc isn't physically four armed

nope

The only reason I still play my wii u and the only game I'll play when the sequel comes out

Be the little girl but with schizophrenia and paralel dimensions n' shit

Dragons dogma

There's open world, zombies, crafting, but there is no goal, so you get bored fast and track the development instead of actually playing the game.

Etrian Odyssey 4

The Talos Principle?

Gopnik Kills logical progression in human evolution

>wake up on an island
>wake up and the island's gone

CDDA. Fuck you. I was enjoying myself until you made me remember that game.

>Le 999 power cap is fine
>I only just started playing
>idk why you all are so angry

Link's Awakening

negative
Kingdom Hearts?

SOLITARY SIMULATOR 2019

Ace Combat 7

Well done!

Ace Combat 0
buddy

it was zero but I can accept that

I'm scared

Metro 2033?

[COMMS OFFLINE]

MGR

>game has a quite very good soundtrack, but you only can listen to 5 seconds of it

>my legs are ok

Genderbent Berlusconi figts for you in the matrix.

see a thread about and get interested in it again, play it and realize you're too uncreative to enjoy it

Yume Nikki?

Let's see if the average Yea Forumsermin can guess this

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It's hilarious how fucking bad the development gets at times. It's like the project leader isn't just lazy but actually retarded.

Dock Tor Paw Hamster Chat Ocean Eye Ayy

No

Dude named his kid Ronin, he's not just retarded, but also profoundly unaware of it.

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But his wife does NOT fuck niggers!

Rain world

Bayonetta 2?

no one still guessed

Fall in love with your adoptive brother while fighting a secret society who wants to unleash an ancient divine entity.

Surely it's candybox

A love story spanning across million of years

Classic WoW?
Monster Hunter?

Exile III: The Ruined World?

Unreal Tournament?

Yes!

Xenogears

Ayys homeworld went to shit n now they invade Earth to save themselves

Ez mode: Based on musical that was based on the book

That's a big puzzle

yup

You aren’t really yourself, but you don’t know that and an invisible Mexican girl talks to you about shitty music

Ape Escape

Nope

MGS V?
Bridges connect mother base
The paw pads guard
The mice you collect in cages
Language
The ocean around mother base
Eyes on Kazuhira
Raiden fought aliens in GZ?

re5

Dead Space

You have been evicted and now you are trying to stop the evil

hunt down the freeman

you whole quest is a glorified lie and only some snake tells you so

Dark Souls as a beginner?

Dark Souls of souls-like metroidvanias.

correct

blazblue

Thrice the price for a third of the fun

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Metal Gear Solid