What did IGN mean by this?

What did IGN mean by this?

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They can’t review for shit

meme games that Yea Forums tricked you into playing?

>Points average out to around 5/10
>Give it a 3
If they can't do basic maths, what makes you think they could beat God Hand?

Reminder that nobody cares about this piece of shit game & Gabe himself confirmed that we are getting a Full fledged single player game using the Source 2 engine

IGN: "We suck at videogames"

what

How long do people plan on clinging to this, it's been well over a decade and the person who wrote the review doesn't work there anymore

Didn't the fag who made this review try to say that people agreed with him but in reality he was one of the only two people at IGN who actually played it?

Imagine living in permanent anger because of a shitty review.

This is what happens when post-1995 companies don't pay off reviewers and competent, honest reviewers actually tell the truth about this fucking shit gaming era.

Nah that Sims 2 H&M review is honesty, this is just faggotry

imagine being so bad at the game and always expecting some kind of Story from a game that never takes itself seriously in the first place, and on the PS2 no less

if(publisherBribe)
score=score+3
if(publisherJapanese)
score=score-3
if(gameDifficult)
if(SoulsBorne)
score=score+3
else
score=score-3

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Cope cuck, nobody likes this piece of shit meme game

Just use += 3

Calm down Chris Roper

>increbily
Jesus fucking Christ, your job is writing.

Thanks, nerd.

>niche game like god hand
>slammed by reviewers unfamiliar with beat em ups
>praised by the few reviewers fond of beat em ups
4 years later
>niche game like dark souls
>praised universally even by reviewers that say its so hard and they keep dying xd
the fuck happened?

>not an average
It's stupid but also explained right on the tin.

People who play video games are retarded

The reviewer admited he only played the first level and nothing else