Will you PLEASE just find me a damn pipe, Yea Forums?

Will you PLEASE just find me a damn pipe, Yea Forums?

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*Ahem* Fuck Civilization, Fuck Pinkertons, Fuck Cornwall, fuck the army, and most of all fuck you Aurther.

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I gave you all I had....

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I insist

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any other games where the protagonist is a bonehead strongman?
i really like how arthur has no shame in admitting he's dumb as fuck.

he's really not. if you look at the journal, you can see Arthur has a poet's soul in the way he writes and sketches.

I implore you to reconsider dutch

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I think he admits he was blinded by loyalty, I dont think he ever says that hes dumb overall

Thats the way it is...

It's JUST a pipe, Arthur. Have some God damned faith in my plan.

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Arthur is like CJ. He's got zero education, but he's far from dumb.

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Have you even read his journal? He's a borderline artist with his drawings, and he's actually really articulate. He's just not had a formal education. Dutch, who also isn't dumb (just crazy), taught him and John, atleast common sense, pretty well.

San Andreas let you play this role pretty well by hitting up the gym and making CJ all buff. Even if you keep him as a skinny niglet he has enough smarts to know when things are fucked
>inb4 stealing a jetpack from area51

Arthur's clever. Keeps him from being just another dimwit character.

dutch did nothing wrong

Authur downplays his intelligent alot imo. He's smart but blindly being loyal to a dying cause is what makes him a fool.

He got high from being a leader and ended up doing expanded brain levels of mental gymnastics to justify his stupid plans to his followers who trusted him because his simple plans from the past worked

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this isn't a debate

And? I was just stating the facts

yeah and he did nothing wrong

Arthur just pretends to be dumb in order to avoid having his loyalty to Dutch strained. In other words, he pretends to not notice that Dutch's plans are retarded. Hosea constantly calls him out for acting stupid when he isn't.

At the end of the game when there is a stand off between authur and John vs the rest of the gang.

Where the fuck did Javier and Bill go? They sided with Dutch but in RDR 1 they're on their own? When did they separate from dutch?

If he hadn't gone through with his barely functional plans, his friends wouldn't all have died
Dutch became desperate for living out his outlaw fantasy that he couldn't see the people right in front of him. That's pretty wrong

how I understood it was that micah more or less took over the gang and kicked everyone out.

Its implied they fucked off on their own together I guess. Kinda weird because Bill and Javier seems like a very unlikely friendship but they had to play them as close to fit the narrative of RDR1 I guess, where I bet they picked Javier to have a "dude from Mexico" angle .

You're riding along the dusty trail when you greet this stranger passing by with "Hey mister." and he spits "Get out of my face." at you.

What do?

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Everybody scattered in the raid. There wasn't really a gang to go back to either. Everybody but them had either left or were dead. So bill went south to become an Implorable, Greaser went back to Mexico like they all do when the law gets on their tail, and Dutch went to live with some indians and fuck civilization, Micah got witness protected and the rest is history.

"Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?"

>to become an implorable

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>gets angry and starts shooting you
>witness reports your crime of self defense when you shoot back
>sheriffs teleport to you
>"GET EM' BOYS!"
What now Van Der Linde boy?

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*cough*

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