"oh my hobbies?..hum...well.....I like playing video games...haha"

*unsheathe Switch*
Ok fuckers... let's settle this around a match of Smash Bros

If I say cars instead of video games would it be much better?

Did you at least use nude mods, you ginger cunt?

After all these years I still want a girlfriend who likes video games.

It's natural to want a partner who shares your interests

Well your problem is that you're clearly embarrassed by it.
>"Yeah, I like playing video games. A nice way to pass time, and gives me a way to stay connected with friends."
The confidence meme isn't nearly as much of a meme as incels make it out to be.

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>"whats a PC?"

>had this QT girl in my bedroom when I was around 24
>she said she used to love Crash Bandicoot
>"hey you know, I still have my PS1 plugged in, we can play a bit"
>she plays like a fucking retard
>I start getting angry because she misses easy jumps
>she said she had something important to do at home and leaves my house

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Video games are a normie hobby now user. The year 2000 was 19 years ago. You now share your "hobby" with people who weren't even alive when gaming was still a small thing.

can a video game drive her lazy ass to the mall?
no?
here's your answer, gaylord.

Downplaying your interest as just being "a nice way to pass time and stay connected with friends" is not confidence, it's fake confidence. Confidence would be saying "Yeah, I love video games. Right now I'm playing 'The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno'. It's not half bad"

>ANYONE ELSE HERE GOT A SWITCH?? WE CAN PLAY POKEYMON

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Of course I played on PC user, but also on Switch and every platform available, and I expect all my boyfriends to do the same

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Yeah your problem might be your selection in games.
Either way, If you're playing video games for entertainment, then yeah, it passes the time.

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>Is that a Wehrtendo Switchenwerfer you have there, brother? I've always heard the easterners draw their characters in the aryan image. Let's all give it a try!

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>"really? oh I play Fifa and COD, maybe we can play together? here's my Playstation ID"

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>wearing sunglasses indoors

And they said I'm the weird one.

>Yeah, I like playing video games. A nice way to pass time, and gives me a way to stay connected with friends.

This is such a fantastic example of how being social turns you into a fake person.
No fucking human being actually forms those words in his head for any other reason besides "I have to explain the socially-incompatible elements of my personality to a social audience"

But I only play on PC

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Why did you let her play? Nothing gets a girl wetter than seeing a guy doing somthing she enjoys and doing it extremely well.

>Right now I'm playing 'The Maiden Rape
Why would I say that? Why would I even play it?

you shouldn't even need to explain or defend your hobby

>I build my relationships around lying
Hello standard vapid, empty normalfaggot

>something she enjoys
you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, eh?

That's why you don't bring up those things in a social situation at all.

Yes, very good normalfaggot. Just slice away all the parts of yourself that are incompatible with mainstream culture. Sterilize yourself for the benefit of the lowest common denominator.

More like
>I build 90% of my relationships around lying and a fake personality that appeals to those people and the given situation, while being myself to the other 10%

Isn't that just life though? Masks and all that?

You're still hiding things from those 10%. You don't have any real relationships with anyone but yourself.

>lying
I've literally never played it in my life, but I'm sure your edginess is a great substitute for intellect and personality!

I've got a girl who's coming over to mine to play some vidya, what do?

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That's probably true. I think there's only one person that I'm truthfully as honest as possible with, that may not even be myself considering how we lie to ourselves sometimes.

>intellect
Virtually all of history's greatest intellects were asocial fucks so I'm not sure why you chose to bring this up.

>personality
Every human being has a personality. You have a personality that happens to be exactly like every other normalfaggot's personality. Perfectly adapted social signaling. This is not a virtue.

What are some of your hobbies Yea Forums???
I enjoy latin dance, Resistance training, Jogging, I recently started taking yoga and karate, really digging karate, learning how to perform the taikyoku shodan youtu.be/tmI_Ix8bBR0

kiss her

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I play video games, read, and cook
That's about it

Way to prove my point completely

honestly if you don't play an instrument you should just end it already

>I-I'm right

OK you convinced me. Sorry dude

fuck her right in the ass
If she isn't a part of your family and she decides to take time away so she can play vidya with you, she clearly wants a dicking.

it's ok, you're still retarded tough

But how?

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blow your chances with her by being a nervous sperg and spend the rest of your life regretting it

I can play your mom's clit like a banjo. Does that count?

came here to say this
based

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on the cheek you silly

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My friend comes over and plays games better than I do, so mostly I just watch her play and we chat about random shit. My Wife doesn't seem to mind. I can destroy her at some games but she can go for hours and wants to keep playing. It's pretty cool.

Girls love Marvel movies, so make sure to throw in a little smartass quip every few minutes. If she stops laughing at them later down the line it's because she's transitioning from amused to horny, that's when you make your move.

Oof that's a normalfag spergout yessiree. He steamin.

>girls love Marvel movies
american girls maybe

I work out and also draw lolis a little

Skyrim, huh? What surprising thing are you are going to tell me next, bitch? That you like Zelda as well?

why is there a nigger in our party?

Get utterly destroyed, rapecuck

Reading and music. These are normie approved. If people my age ask if I game I reveal my powerlevel instantly and admit I only play autism simulators and just watch numbers grow on a screen. After that they can decide if they want to talk to me.

show your work

>videogames are incompatible with mainstream culture
leave your basement every once in a while, faggot

All girls. Just throw something across the room, point at them and go "EEEY, CAPTAIN AMERICA RIGHT?" and watch them get wet.

Works every time.

Normalfags playing angry birds doesn't mean quake is mainstream culture. You're retarded.

sorry Im phoneposting for the day

>"oh my hobbies? I like playing video games"

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Nobody even plays Quake anymore except dads, and they don't go to parties, faggot.

>resign from the argument
>cry loudly and frequently in subsequent posts while putting on some completely pointless smug mask
lol

see you think you'd get weird stares, but you won't even be acknowledged in the first place and other people certainly don't ask other people what their hobbies are

>Oh, my hobbies? I say popular videogames are bad on the internet without playing them. Yes, like Fortnite, that's exactly right.

The only one crying is (You) from that A**whooping I handed you

there's that girl who bought me Fallout 76 for 14 euros so we can play together

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>I'm very specific about the hobbies I engage in and am very confrontational about it in public
I don't think vidya is the problem here, sperg

be yourself

aw shieeet

>argument
What argument? You just samefagged with "YOU LE MAD XD"

>Oh, my hobbies? I automatically associate market success with quality. I genuinely believe games that do the best job of catering to the lowest common denominator are the best games. Yes, if it's sterilized of all particular qualities and appeals shallowly to everyone without appealing deeply to any niche, it's the best game

eat her entire ass
Doesn't matter if she didn't take a shower.

>I hope you're not drinking beer, you're way underaged for that

>exact 90 second interval
lol v2

how do you willingly resign from an argument and then get this upset about your own resignation?
just stop posting lmao

be sure to sit next to her and make a lot of physical contacts

What? Where did you mean a vidya-loving girl? Where can I find them?

I hate to tell you this, but you took the L.
NEVER let the girl take the provider role.

I'm guessing she's Japanese?

Why would I resign? I'm the winner. That's like saying Trump didn't utterly dab on Hillary

Hey dude, I just want to let you know that there is no such thing as up votes here. You don't have to behave like this.

fucking reeks of .reddit

>Reddit spacing

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cringe

literally fuck off

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>Girls love Marvel movies
I know I don't.

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why are u like this

wearing women panties doesn't make you a girl, user

SEETHING Yea Forums basedcucks

Can I fuck your holes?

wow good job
u got the (You)'s u wanted

I have identified the reason why your post is so cringy.
It's because you put a space after your "joke" and then wrote "Works every time." like some kind of "mic-drop", patting yourself on the back for what was in actuality a really dumb reddit-tier joke.

I hope this helped

subtly meta

All my hobbies are stuff I do alone, what are some normie hobbies?

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thanks for the (You) I guess

how deprived of any social interaction would you have to be to think that video games is some sort fucking taboo subject?

sport

ENOUGH

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hol up

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>Reading and music
these are the most basic things that a human can do, can one even call them hobbies?

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>bitterly hate lying, however small
>lying is an absolute requirement for being social

darn

i lift alone. does that count?

It so happens fake confidence is more important than real confidence. You gotta be fake a little (or a lot) to survive in social gatherings. It sucks but thems the breaks. It's why if someone asks how are you doing unless they are a very dear friend you never answer "Horrible".

I'd say don't be a retard and fail to pick up on cues (like I did) but if you misread a cue you'll come off as spergy/rapey.

They're safe bullshit answers to pass along to get the conversation past it.

Martial arts(boxing and MMA counts as martial arts) and weightlifting
Those are the only two normie hobbies that are genuinely good for you

video games

no but watching gay clown pron is

ENOUGH

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