Hes gonna take you back to the past
(guitar strumming)
David Long
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William Williams
He's going to revert you to times that have transpired
Cooper Flores
He's gonna remember it so you don't have to
Lincoln Miller
Hes gonna be here for all,
cause his name is Scott
Owen Peterson
to suck the cum out of his wifes ass
Hunter Morris
This thread is a shitload of fuck
Josiah Long
Your post is a shitload of piss coming out a rhinos ass into my dick hole.
Gavin Bell
What the hell happened to this guy? Some of videos weren't that bad but fuck him Bad Dudes is fucking great
Jaxon Kelly
>dude beans haha beans make you fart
Robert Brown
he kept putting out reviews. he got slammed on his history of video games because of the inaccuracies in it, so i think he discontinued that series
Puts out this video a year in 2013 or so
youtube.com
>3:34
^documentary version
people start to side with bores a little. But as the document states, people also noticed tons of flaws in his apology/behind the scenes thing
Then a year after that, he creates puppet steve in 2015 on a seperate youtube, and starts to make money making vids for minecraft kiddies and figurine collectors. It actually was pretty successful when it start. But minecraft got old, so his videos started to lose fame
Then in 2018, he resurrects the irate gamer from a 3 year hiatus as Chris Neo. The new series has even less views than his 2015 vids that got 100,000 something views.
He probably works a day job. But does Chris Neo reviews and Puppet steve on the side tho
Ayden Sanders
Just goes to show how popular avgn is that it can’t go 20 minutes without some autistic faggot posting some moronic thread like this. “What’s the best episode brah”. Go get laid losers.
Christopher Gray
>"You know what? I'd rather be an actual fucking Jew during the Holocaust than play this shit. FUCK THIS GAME, I'M SENDING IT TO THE OVEN WHERE IT BELONGS!"
What the fuck was James thinking?!
And releasing it on Holocaust remembrance day, what an asshole.
Hudson Parker
>This is game so bad I'd rather hide in an attic and write a diery about jerking off
Jesus James
Asher Lopez
Very good memories watching this as a kid.
Brody Jackson
>"So I watched this anime called "Love Live School Idol Project"... more like Love Live Shit Idol Project! This japanese animation is a gook abomination! I had more fun watching a salaryman pick through buffalo shit with chopsticks. It follows 9 sluts who want to become "school idols"... What the fuck is a "school idol"?! Back in my high school if you wanted to become popular you just sucked off the football team behind the dumpster. Their leader is a girl named "Honoka", she owns shirt that says "Ho" on it which describes her perfectly. Then you have "Maki", who is voiced by someone named "Pile"... more like "Pile of Shit"! My favorite girl is probably "Umi", you can tell she's sick of everyone's bullshit, I like her. Don't even get me started on "Nico Yazawa", everyone time she says her fucking catchphrase "Nico Nico Nii" I wanna Nico Nico Knee her in the ovaries to prevent that putrid skank from reproducing. Overall this show makes me want to kill myself like the samurai did, imagine what they'd have to say about this shit? They would have been begging for a third nuke!"
Cooper Russell
Raimiposting doesn't work because James would probably actually do that for a laugh.
Wyatt Mitchell
Then why do I still remember it when he's done?
Zachary Thompson
>Don't even get me started on "Nico Yazawa", everyone time she says her fucking catchphrase "Nico Nico Nii" I wanna Nico Nico Knee her in the ovaries to prevent that putrid skank from reproducing.
Hunter Edwards
I wish there was more moments like this
Dominic Phillips
ive never watched this guy
John Scott
Remember when this shit was entertaining?
Fuck, I remember when Smosh of all things wasnt a fucking joke that took itself seriously
Alexander Anderson
Im like 99% sure he said variants of this in his videos over the years
Evan Russell
i don't get it?
Connor King
WE'RE NOT DOING THE SUPERVILLAIN SHUFFLE
David Sanchez
Yea Forumsirgin Zelda fans are the biggest autists on the web not even sonic tards rival them
Connor Flores
Fucking hell user I can't stop laughing
Charles Smith
+1 for giggle
Angel Collins
>Don't even get me started on "Nico Yazawa", everyone time she says her fucking catchphrase "Nico Nico Nii" I wanna Nico Nico Knee her in the ovaries to prevent that putrid skank from reproducing.
ayy
nice one, user
John Bell
based jimmy rolfe (met him recently)
Benjamin Sullivan
Fucking hell, he doesn't deserve the baldness.
Justin Bailey
hes the angry mid-life crisis nerd....
Brody Nelson
He’d rather have a buffalo take a diarea dump on his head to cover up all the missing hair of his youth
Ryder Ortiz
HE'D RATHER HAVE
A DAUGHTER
WITHOUT EXTRA CHROMOSOMES
HE'S TOO AFRAID
TO TELL HIS WIFE
TO STOP FUCKING BLACK MEN IN THEIR HOME
Jack Allen
Jeremiah Anderson
nice virgin hoodie stupid
Ian Bailey
Best post in the thread so far. It also reminds me when James was singing the Super Sentai theme.
Anthony Stewart
sad avgn sold his soul to mike and capcom shilling a game he doesn't give a single fuck
Samuel Sullivan
I think mike is a vampire actually and james suffered over the years guilt ridden for not killing him.
Isaiah Martin
Read it all in his voice fucking lmao
Michael Young
The last video game you played gets an AVGN styled rant. How does it go?
Cooper Torres
>reddit dead redemption 2
its a shit video because he doesnt like new games
Nicholas Smith
you arent missing much
he has like 3 or 4 actually funny videos and the rest is juzt okay
Grayson Martin
are ya winnin, son?
Justin Richardson
No I meant come up with a rant that sounds AVGN-ish for the last game you played.
Adam James
Daddy uwu
Jayden Cooper
Lois isn't here Craig.
Blake Morales
James rolfe is our furor.
Samuel Wood
im not creative like this guy
Noah Allen
I remember that episode it's the Spielberg games episode.
Aaron Bailey
I used to be in movies you know...
Justin Hill
Flawless
Luis Kelly
This jew keeps stealing James' batteries
Sebastian Torres
I wish someone else would remember him so I don't have too
Christian Jenkins
Gavin Gonzalez
>WHERE DID THE HAIR GO?
>OH HO
>WHERE DID THE HAIR GO?
Anthony Walker
>They would have been begging for a third nuke!
Golden Nerd
Sebastian Cox
based
Joshua Kelly
>This japanese animation is a gook abomination!
Carter King
Plebs think this is funny but it's completely off character since James is a pussywiped prude, atleast on camera, that would never make a joke about sucking off a football team and speak ill about women.
Carter Allen
>Go yank your cock through your ass you fucking butt mongrel
>I GOT THE
>POW ER GLOVE
>youtube.com
>mfw
Is it, dare I say.... kino
Lincoln Cooper
Noah White
>everyone time she says her fucking catchphrase "Nico Nico Nii" I wanna Nico Nico Knee her in the ovaries to prevent that putrid skank from reproducing
Jose Cruz
fukken saved
Charles Taylor
Wyatt Gray
He's gonna make his triumphant return any day now.
Ryder Phillips
>Doom 3
He'd have a looot to say about this piece of dogshit.
Julian Miller
>Doom 3? More like Doomed to endure the same three fucking hallways. Might as well be, I can't see a fucking thing. It's darker than the inside of John Carmack's soul. And all this talking with other people, why can't it be like the original doom, look at this shit. Yeah get that shotgun and blow that guy's fucking head off, no need for this physic puzzle shit while a door opens revealing the inside of the clown car closet with all these assholes coming out of it. Speaking of shotguns listen this shit. It sounds like wet diarrhea coming out of a seventy nine year old's priest asshole while he is exorcising a demon out of some girl's puke stained body rather than the manliest fucking weapon in existence. What the fuck were they thinking?!
Luke Howard
I know, lets drop it out the window!
Dominic Walker
8.8
Joshua Anderson
SCP Secret Lab
So point of the game is that there's this super secret facility that researches monsters and paranormal stuff using deathrow inmates as testsubjects when all of sudden this AI monster in 90's PC gets access to the security system and releases the monsters and inmates. Man, they are really screwed now. My role this round is a scientist, or as they are commonly called, Nerd. I start with a key card that opens fucking nothing and a medikit that is real useful since almost everything kills you one hit. I start on the same floor as the d-bois and I better find gun or better keycard before they do or else I'm dead. Luckily I find this machine that can be used to upgrade your keycards but I also had to let in a dboi who does everything to steal my card or prevent me from upgrading it. Fucking asshole, get your own stuff. Anyways I managed to get better card and I'm off to next floor but then situation goes shit when the monsters find us. This doggo monster can't see you if you stand still or sneak but it can see moving and running humans even through walls. The fucked up thing is he can't hear you if you stand or sneak. HEY MUTT, YOU GOT SMELLY BUTT. I'M RIGHT HERE, COME AND GET ME. Fucking loser, he just walked past me. We got in to elevator and are heading to next floor. You hear that sobbing? It's 096, the shyguy. He's slow as fuck but if you see his face he gets enraged and charges into you screeching like bat from hell. The problem is, in the game you need to actually look at him several seconds before he gets enraged and the rage build up animation takes over 7 seconds so you can easily just enrage him and use elevators to run from it. Now we know why he's crying, he fucking sucks and he knows it.
Joshua Nguyen
I think Containment Breach would be a better fit, I don't think he's ever reviewed a multiplayer game
Charles Powell
Agreed, but last game I played was SCP SL
Thomas Murphy
Ian Lewis
>And just like in Simon's Quest, you walk through the empty caverns to fight the easiest end boss in video game history.
>Rip and tear?... More like shit and puke all over this fucking game!
Colton Foster
Aiden Hughes
if they were a gay couple mike would definitely be the top
Isaac Sullivan
Blake Martin
>newest avgn still hasnt hit a million views
Jacob Stewart
My only knowledge of him (And other early ecelebs) literally come from watching them wrestle in the VGCW
Nathan Moore
Is he obligated by a contract to keep his hair?
Or could he change his title to bald video game nerd
Connor Russell
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