Yo, Shepard.
Yo, Shepard
Anthony Reed
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Noah Allen
You're boring as fuck, Jacob.
David Jones
Shepard, I gotta call. My dad is running a primal rape camp on a tropical planet where the plants make people retarded. Lets go.
Mason Reyes
I let him cum in my femshep and my head canon is they made beautiful Reade lrace mixed babies and had a happy family after the war. Love to see the white race die out!
Grayson Collins
Isn't one of the side quests in ME2 include looking for Jacob's missing dad? lol
Ian Diaz
Shepard: Sup, nigga.
Parker Watson
based. fuck WH*toids
Isaac Thompson
Look at thiiiiis... Toxic food - and so damn good.
Jackson Thompson
They only censor the genitals and the butthole. But why can't they just let it be? The human body is natural and okay.
Brayden Thomas
Jacob and Kaidan are genetically engineered to be the perfect squadmates to sacrifice.
Christian Phillips
I wonder who is behind these posts
Hudson Torres
Ay, Shep. Your bitch gonna be late.
Zachary Johnson
Dominic Jackson
All the humans in the series were boring.
Josiah Ward
Like that matters when the slut was an avid space tinder user.
Jaxson Torres
>cuck sfm porn
Kys
Thomas Mitchell
I can't say that wouldn't be a hell of a vacation
Oliver Taylor
>masseffect.fandom.com
no... fuck you user, you ruined my space waifu.
Bentley Allen
>missing father, who turns out to be a criminal rapist
>cheats on you and knocks up some other girl if you decide to romance him
Kevin Cook
Who all did Jacob fuck?
Miranda is 99%. Think he spread Liara's legs?
Jordan James
But, THE PRRIIIIZZZZZZEEEEE
Christopher Harris
everyone Shepard dates male or female is just Jacobs sloppy seconds.
Andrew Watson
Poor Tali...
Dylan Wright
>least intelligent out of everyone except grunt
>enjoys shitty tv
how did they fucking get away with it
Lucas Jenkins
Wtf garrus
Bentley Reed
Amerimutts are fucked in the head
Gabriel Diaz
By literally making him so fucking boring that everyone forgets he exists when he's not on screen.
Christian Thomas
Grunt obviously
thats why there is no krogan romance
Jaxson Hughes
Yo nigger
Asher Reed
your head canon doesn't matter official canon says he dumps you and knocks up some girl while you're in space jail
based jacob is the true pleb filter
Gabriel Nguyen
I forgot this fuck even existed
Jacob Hernandez
>Tali
Cute but from the worst race
>Miranda
A tinder thot and banged BBC
>Jack
Been used and abused by who knows what
>Liara
Once you are dead she will bang countless number of individuals while forgetting about you. The ultimate cuckhold.
> Ahsley
Loyal. Religious. Strong moral and family values.
The choice is easy.
Angel Turner
>Ashley
more like nuclear ash lmao
Ian Phillips
>"b"bc
Ian Mitchell
>turns your femshep into a thirsty coalburning whore during first conversation on the ship
>"dude andromeda sucks when did bioware turn SJW it's like it happened overnight"