LOIS! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO'S HERE!

H*ly. Fr#ggen. Cr%p.

BRAIN YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIRVE WHO I SAW TODAY SAMS UNDERDALE

is that sans from homestuck?

I was on the Orange Line, and I swear the conductor on the speaker was Louis. She sounded exactly like her. That's when it dawned on me that the show takes place in New England and she's a parody of the accent.

That's Steven Universe

Uhm no, that's Nintendo Entertainment System from the critically acclaimed japanese porno My Mother'sBound.

OH
MY
GAWD
LOIS GET IN HERE
NO I'M BEING SERIOUS THIS TIME I SWEAH COME LOOK
IT'S REALLY HIM
SANS DELTARUNE

Petah get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong louis?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed quagmire yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey quaggy!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
*peter unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh*
Peter please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
*peter kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished quagmire as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor quagmire can only stare up at the now widening pucker of peter griffin*
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
*BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT*
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH PETER PLE-
*PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP*
I-I’m gonna be sick again... peter please let me g-
*BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR*
Mmmhmm yeah quaggy eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK quagga here comes the motherlode!
*you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from peters stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart peters elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear quagmire, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over quagmires teeth*
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- p-Pete-
*BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp*
*quagmire looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred*
Wheeze, cough... peter please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
*peter lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of quagmires face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense*
Time for desert quaggy
*BRRRAAAAPPPPPP*
The toxic cloud pierces quagmires nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on peters fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*

wtf did that really happen

the most disturbing part of this pasta is that you can read all of this in their voices without actually being told who's speaking
shitposting is evolving

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yeah, last season

Yes, pretty sure the episode was nominated for a couple of awards actually. Worth a watch imo

man family guy really jumped the shark huh