t. I used a guide/map but I'll pretend I didn't
Is a Metroid thread in order?
Hunter Thomas
Brandon Rivera
Jacob Hughes
How long before Doug invades this thread and ruins it? Now taking bets.
Thomas Hill
samus fucks girls
Jackson Rivera
she fucks black guys
Adam Cox
>Trying to get faster at SR
>Always lose interest at Area 3
I can't even explain why but that area is a pain in the ass
Robert Rivera
>actual bro who treats you like an equal
>only guy on the whole fucking ship who has an interest in helping you
>shoots a big ass gun at all the right people
>is trapped in the worst metroid game in existence
A tear shed for those we lost along the way
Parker Sanchez
Maybe one day he'll return.
Jeremiah Howard
And then maybe we'll get to hear his famous line and actually remember him.
Jack Fisher
SR is too long for speedrunning.