Have you ever met anyone famous while playing videogames, Yea Forums?

i wonder how many suicides he caused

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I felt like I wanted to kill myself after watching his GoW Ascension video desu

So is adam a fag or? Also i thought he was all drugged out

what do you mean ?

that dude fucks trannies on the daily

You probably won't believe me but I don't care.

But Will Smith used to play a lot of Counter Strike 1.6 a lot back in the day.

We were friends but we didn't talk much unless it had something to do with the objective.

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>Adam Sessler

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Bald faggot is the reason sue gave up porn. We will never sue being gaped by a gang of trannies

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Good sue is trash as fuck

Does he have a twitter?

He got really into Wolfenstein

Why did Sue give up porn because of him?

Elaborate

the money he got for fucking christian wasn't as much as he got for fucking anthony cumia

I fucked lorde once

Didn't go into details but there was a scene and it looked like it was suppose to be oral only. Christian pushes to bareback sue. You can't see it's awkward and Sue wants to stop.

Afterwards Sue stopped doing regular studio porn and went back to cams. Sue asked on twitter if they are going to do anymore hardcore scenes as already did one with Christian. Sue replied that's the reason she doesn't do porn anymore.

>she

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post the table webm/gif

>he goes on to win the match with 21 kills
> 6k kills in like 3 weeks.
This kind of shit is almost consistently a sign of cheating, it's practically impossible for a human player to consistently run into THAT many opponents in a match. Maybe once or twice on occasion, but never at the rate he somehow manages.

Can't sass the Sess.

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Was he a hanger-on?

Did you guys hang out? Did he show you the ropes?

>killed himself with a belt
>rope jokes
damn you're a brainlet

Are you saying that's a guy? Why can't militant trannies look like this?

This, looks like Sminem in drag.

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i used to player private 1s with one of the best rocket league players in the world the first year it came out, really happy to see my boy make it.

i didn't meet him through video games but my sister used to date eddie hall and whenever he'd come over he'd play a couple games of tekken with me

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He's probably always shirtless at home, seems like that kind of guy.

also, technically no reason not to be shirtless at home unless you're going somewhere.

I've played with Sheever once and i got stomped by SingSing's stack in Dota 2

Not anymore

fuck off, Robin would've laughed at that

Was his porn any good

laughed a joke that didn't make sense?
Doubtful he'd probably try and kill himself again because of that shitty joke

do you think he actually ended up playing with trannies? what a weird fucking request.

Kek. So might say TOO into it

Doesn't even look like him, desu senpai

nope got a tiny dick and looks like a chipmunk

Inuitinua was playing on my team in OW, I was Zenyatta and clutch healed and peeled for her. She said "You're awesome, dude". I nearly cried, most positive attention I've had from a girl besides a hug (also one of the best experiences of my life).

What a little cry babu. No wonder he became a wahmen

How many levels of irony is this post on

I used to be a huge robin williams fan.
Then i found out he named his daughter zelda after loz.
But now i found out he was a filthy wow fag.
I bet he doesnt even own a switch.
What a fag

The first part doesn't sound that bad

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gotta disagree man what's the point in jerking it to a guy pretending to be a girl if they have a tiny dick

>single mother giving off-hand compliment is the highlight of your life

you need jesus

I laughed a little louder than i should have.

Anyone here actually fucked a tranny? What was it like?

I won't be surprised if Sessler gets named in a sexual harassment case in the future. He displays a lot of symptoms of a typical predator.

>be mouth breathing moron who manages to be the 1 out of 100 million mouth breathing morons to win the lottery

no, they dont count

There's definitely something wrong with him here

dirty greek tranny i picked up didnt clean his hole out, which stank as shit afterwards
The hardest part is getting your dick hooked in his ass, after that though, it's easy as.
He did say i knew how to play with nips properly though.

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Who?

Gross

this, he reminds me of that guy who was arrested for having a van full of animal sacrifices

I met a Dutch rapper called Bizzey on Siege once

D-tier eceleb who used to shill her shit on Yea Forums a heap about 5-6 years ago.

sue lightning can get it, call me gay i dare you

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I believe that you believe you played with Will Smith

I ran into the real dasboschitt on gmod once

I used to play gears of war 1 with soulja boy.

Also, i have dillon frances on my ps4 friends list but he never responds :(

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The person that made that post.

I barely know anything about her tbqh. Spend most of my time inside actually playing video games.

nah man, you good. wanting to fuck sue is the very definition of being straight.

Seeing a weak-willed boy being dominated by an Alpha male is hot

Tons of makeup, also, show a profile shot.
gay

lmao really? Was he any good?

We should bait him into taking cringy pictures or something by pretending to be a tranny. Or better yet one of the actual trannirs who frequent this place should do itt.

Sessler or Christian's? I'd watch either

i'm straight, but i'd go gay for Sue

LMAO ADAM SESSLER

Virtually all top streamers cheat on some level. Shroud cheats out in the open and anyone with even an ounce of tourney experience can identify it. People think any sort of wrist snap is legit not stopping to realize u cant snap onto a target behind you because you don't even have the data to even sub consciously make a pixel perfect turn. And he does this on the reg. It's disgusting how obvious it is with some of these people.

>first time playing VRchat
>see virtuallyvain in the krusty crab doing his Ugandan warlord voice to some guy
>try to say something but dont have a mic and dont know how to use the chat
>he leaves
>never play it again because nothing can top that

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He did that on purpose. He totally did. That goddamn son of a bitch, he knows we shit on him and he's rubbing it in our faces that he's living the dream. Asshole.

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I swear one time I was playing mw2 with Michael cera. He was on the mic complaining how everyone sucked the whole game and was shit at the game himself. It was the same low t voice as him. His gamer tag was like mchill or something like that. Something hill related. Lead me to believe he was playing on Jonah hills console

Adam Sessler, along with ultrafaggots such as American performer Tom Moore and Brazilian performer Alex Victor, took away the "everyman" aspect of shemale porn. No longer could the average viewer insert himself, so to speak, into the role of the "shocked but somewhat aroused man discovering that the woman of his dreams wasn't quite who he thought she was". No longer can a man watch professional, American shemale porn and discover the "mystique" that was once magnificently alluring in films from the past.

All the average viewer has to look forward to these days, is a bald, goofy-looking douchebag with a pathetic body from not doing proper lifting exercises, fucking shemales with the same, measured, uncharismatic strokes (and don't even get me started on his abhorrent "acting") while he resembles that albino freak from the show Banshee.

Have I mentioned how dismal he is when playing the submissive role? God forbid he let an aroused, endowed transsexual go to town and rip up his ass like they might a smaller, more normal-looking man being coerced or "forced" to take that role. Nooooo. It's the same, robotic, measured strokes once again as he lies there with that same, terminally-stupid look on his terminally-stupid face.

The only possible way Adam could even come close to redeeming himself for ruining American shemale porn for ever, is to douse himself in paraffin, set himself alight and dance the Watusi for five minutes screaming while the camera focuses solely on him. Yeah. That might go some way towards redemption

Why the actual fuck would people fetishise the body part where shit literally comes out? What if you stick your dick there and accidentally get poop right on the tip of it? What disgusting garbage would ever be enjoyed by sensible people?! In fact, how can anyone glorify beauty as a trait at all, let alone notice it? You've deluded yourself into the rooster waking up reality. Humans live in ugliness and fail to achieve beauty. Blood is a disgusting cacophony of the devil's meaningless tears and ashes from aimless fumes, swirling in the plain white abyss of bones. Fractures reveal ourselves to be hapless skeletons. Holes of infinite darkness kidnap our eyes. We fall in love with our own poison, drinking straight from the cauldron with nary a qualm. Our heads do not deserve to be in the unnatural zeniths, when the winds should gravitate our minds to the core, the orbs separating the inconceivable. Not a beautiful form of art. We're utterly meaningless in our future forms of humanity. The abhorrent fact that you believe this means you believe in the pallid crackles and fissures... as opposed to the sacred clouds lost inside the pedestals of time. Humans are gross. No art nor beauty. We're disgusting.

Why do we exist?

>Sue will never sit in between your legs while you play vidya together

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it's the best picture of hundreds he takes of himself after hours of subtly adjusting his makeup and clothes and angle and lighting and he still looks like a man. I just feel so bad for these people. It must be a horrible life.

Played Halo 3 in like 2009-2010 with a guy that played one of the kids on one of those Nick or Disney shows that everyone watched back then but no one remembers now. Not even I remember that dudes name or what the show was, I just remember him coming out and saying he was him and showed us proof. Didn't care then and don't care now.

I also killed some popular streamers as they were streaming in various multiplayer games. I also played with the top echelon of tryhard faggots in Rock Band back when I played it religiously and was really good. One of those groups that FC'd all the songs as a band.

I remember back in around 2007 or so, on the WoW server Skywall someone in Trade chat had asked the very odd question "Hey trade chat, say you were talking to Frankie Muniz what would you say to him?".

I honestly wouldn't doubt that it was him. If so, then fucking Frankie Muniz went around looking for opinions about himself.

doing coke or adderall most likely. he had to do 20 hour days while working at that expo

wait what was the story with him and sue?