Why do we hunt the monsters? They're cute and just minding their own business

You playing on the pirated copy?

hunting monsters isnt like how we hunt deer, and it isnt just a sport or for fun
i think it is actually something that kinda needs to be done if humanity even wants to stick around cause if no monsters then dragons could just fuck up every village humans ever make

Yeah.

A hunter must hunt

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We eat demon drugs to gain strength

He's just trying to help.

Beast all over the new world....

This, hunt or be hunted.

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The pirate version was on a patch that cause massive freezes when Tzi or Xeno'jizz do their flashy light bullshit. I actually bought the game just to get rid of that shit.

Their business is fucking up the ecosystem.

>pic

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Haven't you seen how much they feast? There's your answer.

Because they're there

Something like population control of the beasts

*flashes you*

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The Smart Biologist seems to be sexually attracted to them

>tfw no monster gf (bf)

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monsters are for hunting

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The forehead is huge

>Hey this things living for too long, kill it.

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I miss him/her and it's armor.

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>world is super fun to play
>nothing to hunt
YIKES

>Send fleets, full of hunters to some desert island for no reason at all
>Kill monsters for money and (((research)))
>captured monsters are used in arena fight for entertainment
Because the (((guild))) need to do some research and you need to help goy.

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Please don't hunt me.

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I almost wanted to tell OP to read up random mission details but it seems clients are the bloodthirstiest of all

I am sexually attracted to tzitzi ya ku

>not capturing all the time
I'm not even a veteran hunter, I started with MHW.

>Japs want you to kill these

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>That Zinogre
Too cute.

Bazelguese deserves death

dont mind if i do

Why do monsters hunt monsters?

Old Games usually gave a reason for the hunt, like a rathalos killing the herded peaceful monsters or a bratty princess wanting a fucking diablos as a pet

I have not fought it yet but I seen it, is it troublesome?

It's a monster

It's basically a B-17 doing continuous bombing runs so ya, fuck bagelcheese

He will fly across the map to bomb you whenever you get into a fight with anything. Better have poop ready to fling in his face

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It always, ALWAYS barges in with its stupid ass roar while you're fighting something else, since it's attracted by monster roars. So you'll be fighting, say, a Rathalos, then the Bagelgoose will swoop in, roar, drop some bombs, roar, get scared, roar, then fly off.

And then, 20 seconds later, it'll fly in, roar, drop some bombs, roar...

It appears in almost every single quest
This is no exaggeration either
The moment a monster roars at you, it shows up to join the fight.
Now you have to sit through another roar animation if you didn't manage to roll through it and you might eat a hit if you're unlucky.
Then it's just explosions all day before he decides to go away

>old games
World still has quest descriptions, the setting just has a smaller scope of possible writing. The real crime is that most monster materials have generic descriptions, even if the material descriptions before were a bunch of dumb, obviously wrong and fictitious shit.

Are you using the best weapon type user?

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I use the hammer all the time, yeah. Feels good to hit stuff with it.

Shit, I can't wait to kill that shit a few times, any good loot?

club strong

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Manifest Destiny nigga.
The conqueror doesn't need to explain their actions. The vanquished doesn't deserve it.

It just wants to cause as much trouble as possible

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The B-52 will pop in almost every hunt and do a Dresden on you and the monster.
If you want a real shitshow then just wait and see a Double assignment quest you get, they're far more interested in killing each other than you.

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Bagel weapons have decent damage, Blast and negative affinity. So...

Because I need a better sword.

Most monsters are dickheads that tear up the environment and make things worse for everyone.

Or sometimes a weirdo just wants an Odogaron as a pet. It varies.

it's actually very easy to kill and this thread is full of casuals
if you can't fight bazel and your target monster at the same time you're actually bad at videogames

to do what with

it was pretty funny having them essentially do my job for me by fighting each other constantly

also fun fact nergigante aka gigga nigga wins in every single fight against any other monster. even pickle or tempered elders.

Hunt Monsters

>"It's annoying."
>"NO, YOU'RE JUST BAD!!!!"
No, it's just annoying. Fuck off back to Souls threads with this "2hard4u" bullshit.

I usually just sit back and let the monsters fuck about, collect any parts from the loser that runs away and continue my hunt.

if it's annoying you can solve it easily by carrying feces in your pocket, if you enjoy combat you can just play the game

I keep the natural balance and order of the world, you researchfag, now out of my way.

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Paolumu a cute

And that magically makes it interrupting your hunt not annoying, how?

To hit monster and do bigger damage.

your life is annoying bro

No one said anything about not being able to fight two monsters at once
That's not the problem
It always stops the fight to announce that it's here and ready to party and to announce that it's going on a break
It also shows up in every quest, you have do go through this with every hunt
No point in shooting it with shit when it comes right back
Now you have to beat it to within an inch of its life or kill it so it can't bother you

What is best pet and why is it these fluffy motherfuckers?

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>not flooding your room with Paratoads
it's like you want to get complacent

Finally, someone said it.

because the gay baby blue dragon is literally a nuke.