ESA

It is Caturday.

what is the announcer's first language

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Ratefaggot here, since the ending is near lets try and fix the rate. What do you think needs fixing?

pastebin.com/GGXZuhWu

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Don't mind if I do.

But which pokemon girl would you fuck

>European """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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>tri-force
Boooooooooo

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accurate

And now she's an imp; sounds like a good thing to me.

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>try force

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german

Finnish

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I thought she was Swedish.

Emerald's battle frontier is the best thing they ever made.

No fixing needed, this is beyond accurate. It's a welcome change desu.

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>Nice mon designs
>comy world
>Battle frontier
>awesome Legendaries
>cool dragons
>May
truly a great Gen

Yeah but she might not be in the mood for sex since she would be in shock over her transformation. She would want to focus her energy into returning to her human form,

yo noid was fun. maybe move it up one tier

so how many times has he tried to skip sections of the game, failed and had to just do it normally? just tuned in and he's fucked up three times already

Honorable mention has to go to HG/SS though.

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Basically only just tuned in, but
>Super Mario 64 (2nd TAS)
>Super Mario 64 (TAS)
why did they allow two TASs of the same game?

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Where's all the midnaposting?

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I ran out of SFW Midnas.

>Danish

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Because it was that shit

>danish
Is there a language closer to gibberish?

they fucked it up the first time so they got a second chance later

gen 4 had a very rocky start with d/p but made up for it a bit with p/hg/ss

portugese

Ja du Kamelåså

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I'm leaving for errands and will be out for a good 2 hours

the first time the run got mercy killed

holy shit this, at this point its killing any fun in the run because it's just watching him fail at tricks

No. Portuguese is kinda like spanish but not shit.

Hue-be-gone.

somebody donate for american commentary

>the (proper) GTA runs together in good tier
As it should be every event

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sounds the exact same as spanish which sounds like gibberish in the first place

espera lá! estas a dizer que nós fomos vikings e o caralho?

d*tch

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Howdy, y'all. Cheeseburger gun freedom liberty.

yeah i'll take a number five

First run it kept desyncing, was on real console.
Second try was on emulator.

>Average Zelda boss
>Do something to knock it down
>Hit the weakpoint for massive damage
Cant they think of something else?

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They had slow clapping earlier.

shame melee didn't get a second chance :^)

god bless

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this poster sucks

>turn the chairs 180 degrees for money
why are euros such pranksters?

absolute MADLADS

>15 minutes set up for a 2 minutes run

Nah thanks.

nintendo wouldn't know good games design if it knocked reggie off his bike

If you only knew

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>Speaking gibberish instead of the lingua Franca

>no one straddles their chair

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>everybody turn your chairs around!!!!!!!
european """""""""""""humor""""""""""""""

QUEEN'S GONNA FREAK

MM original did but then aonuma fucked that up in the remakes.

Why?

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AND THEY ACTUALLY DID IT :DD

agreed
Hey now, I giggled.
>t. burger

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>alright just gotta double-tap 600 times
>aaaaaaaaa I messed it up

>frogposters
ew

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>the absolute, complete and utter fucking lunatic on the right

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>Gothemburg Swedish

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Jinny sounds better like that.

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Why does swedish language sound so homosexual

>Swedish

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POST THE SPURDOS

>swedish commentary
>cuck noises

You might not like me but, I like you.

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OI MATE, DO YOU HAVE A CHAIR TURNING LOISENCE

What was that even about? Just for what enemies he'd be fighting?

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MARAL!!!

ikea ikea ikea meatball meatball refugee refugee

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>o fuck
banned

youtube.com/watch?v=fyoOgBmkdr0

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BANNED

a true professional.

I'm heading out for a while, I'm trusting you with this imp!

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>The ycan't hear me?
>Oh fuck
Fucking kek.

I'm gonna have to organize my Midnas for these speedruns.

Yeah, he wanted a specific seed so all his enemies would just walk right into his smash attacks

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>oh fuck

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STACY IS CUTE

CUTE

Her accent makes my pp hard

F BOMB

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I CLAIMED HER THE FIRST TIME SHE WAS HOSTING
STAY AWAY

That went pretty well.

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>Is this dark souls

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lmfao this autistic finn

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hello

Gondola is the purest meme, prove me wrong.

yo who is that girl
what was she running?

Does this thing has ugly trannies?

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>was 5 when the game came out
>was born in 2001

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I want a cute Finn BF

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prepare yourself

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What was so good about the final fantasy runs? I watched a bit of X and III but it didn't look that interesting

SHE'S MINE BUCKO!

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no

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:D

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What the fuck am I watching?

PUNISHED TOAD

Oh my god Fuzzyness.

Get this Pinocchio mother fucker off the mic.

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Jesus Christ.

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I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA

start watching from 6h onwards

People born in 2001 are old enough to post here now

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This is peak $25%, legit better than the singing

have we gone too far

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it was on stream 2 so contrarians flocked to it and pretended it was good even tho one of them went 3 hours over estimate

bup

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Someone please, give 5 burgers to Fuzzy

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Those two brown girls came in and started kissing.

Will someone donate 25 to have Maral fart into the microphone?

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hello

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Haha, what a funny joke haha.

I'll donate $25 if you shut the fuck up.

>1990 was 29 years ago
FUCK

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i wonder how her farts smell :)
just curious haha

Pretty soon people who were not alive for 9/11 will be adults.

hellooooo

Any world records at this event? I think I already know the answer

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What if someone donated to make them hold hands

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girls dont fart

>nearly to wizardhood

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two $20% world records

>sing commentary
I swear one of you fucks did this out of spite

and soon a $25% record

>can we please sing our commentary
YOU FUCKED IT

>all these accent donations
>speak like toad
>sing commentary
is it always like this? i feel embarrassed and sorry for everyone involved but want to keep watching, seems like a lot more fun than gdq

this is a blue board

>if you've masturbated once then it doesnt count, you dont get wizard powers AND you're also a virgin.
Congratulations, you just played yourself

MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Embrace it user. You shouldn't care about stupid shit like being a virgin, because that actually makes you a virgin. Be your own man and do what you enjoy. Live life how you want, not how society wants. There's more important shit out there than social status and worrying about dicking someone.

I can understand if your concern was starting a family, but why would you at this point in time? There are too many downfalls. If you want a wife or gf to feel loved, then you are weak and need someone to love you to feel love for yourself.

>is it always like this?
only on stream 2 but the donation requests were less autistic

>making up rules

Dear American pigs, stop donating for accents.

Ooo, Ladaur can sing~

>constant singing donations
This is why doing this shit on stream 1 is a bad idea.

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Maybe he's remained pure.

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>cringe at gdq
>WTF THIS IS HARD TO WATCH WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED
>cringe at ESA
>this seems fun I want to keep watching

>swedish singing
Worst ending

Now I'm just gonna donate more, you silly billy!

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>cringe at gdq
>trannies making out on camera, upset runners telling people to kill themselves
>"cringe" at ESA
>normal people having fun

hmm

I don’t have to listen to you

Wow, finally someone with a brain on this godforsaken board.

>obsessing over trannies

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pretending protomagicalman doesn't exist doesn't make him go away

i cannot believe they stole rathalos design from monster hunter world....

Tell wizards sex doesn't matter is like telling a paralyzed man that walking isn't even that great

>English Ben
which one of you was it?

FFX went from entertaining JRPG run to donation driven shitshow and back again
See boards.fireden.net/v/thread/451833730/#451845116 and on for an idea

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Ben himself probably.

>was on stream a total of 2 times this gdq
>had literally nothing to do with the singing or other shit that you're currently finding enjoyable
Okay contrarian-kun

Based on cam

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AWWWW YEA /OURGUY/

>so can we get a rundown so I can shit-talk it please?

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Hardly comparable especially since you cannot miss what you never had. And in the case you did, then you wouldn't be a wizard which makes your entire metaphor falls apart.

STREAM 2 I BETTER confirmed

>ben
>not josh

If this was GDQ Ben would be ding dong bannu

>That ESA tech shit talk
BRUTAL

If this was GDQ they'd all be bannu

BEN, STOP BEING A FUCCCCKING JELLY CUNT! FF3 WAS THE BEST RUN, DEAL WITH IT!

Llanfair is a shithole.

It's not missing something in that sense it's being excluded from something that everyone else has and essentially being told that half the population finds you repulsive

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Being a virgin doesn't make you repulsive. Being repulsive makes you a virgin. Being a virgin but also a normal person is meaningless. Don't blame your problems on you being a virgin, because getting laid won't solve them.

Which brings me back to my original post. Stop giving a fuck and be a man unto yourself. You shouldn't care how others perceive you because no one cares that much about you besides yourself. You're weak if you need validation in others to feel love for yourself.

Metako > Ben

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Based God tier: $20%
Shit tier: $25%

Can't wait for GDQ to adopt this but with $1k donations instead

>Metako > Leo > Ben > Josh.

Don't need to whisper, it ain't a secret.

>rationalizing virgins
kek

>Teehee
My heart.....

You don't know what that word means.

I remember pokemon
please clap!

>singing in nonenglish

This is okay.

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Pokemon dominates this event.
haters BTFO

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>Being repulsive makes you a virgin
Wow that's literally what I just said half the population thinks you're repulsive so you'll never have sex or be loved you'll miss out on an entire aspect of life that's completely normal for the majority of the population

>just ignore your basic hierarchy of needs bro
>sex isn't even that great
>not that you'll even know lol

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too thin

>Pogchamp Clappa

when's melee

We all know Nozlar is best GTA lad.

we tf2 now

Enlish Ben is the Dr. House tryhard wannabe that wants to stay relevant by always making epic burn zingers

Metako is the likable guy who tries to keep the fun going at all times.

So why are you complaining about virginity when that's just a symptom of your issues?

THE TF2 CROSSOVER I HAD NEVER EXPECTED

They do already, they just only accept those donations from companies and sponsors.

You're a perfect example even though I know you're just baiting. You care too much how others perceive you, so you feel the need to tear others down to your level so you can feel validated.

AND THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

seeth

Which one has the best feeling anus

That literally is the issue

Yes but don't be mean.

>that guy hoverhanding
LMAO

>hoverhanding maral in a conga line

Gen 1 was peak pokemon you fucking zoomer

>Maral in the middle of all thoses dudes

I bet it's the one with the leggins

YEEHAW YEEHAW YEEHAW

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Misty, duh.

Reminder that if this shit happened at GDQ you would all literally be frothing at the mouth and shitposting about how terrible the event was so fast that you'd need a new thread every half hour

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Europeans sure are weird XDDD

dumb tranny

that's because everyone at GDQ is autistic

OH NO NO NO!!!!

dumb GDQ trannies trying to suck out the fun

Okay and? This is genuine fun and GDQ is so artificial.

It would never happen at GDQ.

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>muh trannys
You sure are obsessed with them, so which is it are you one or are you just a chaser?

>GDQ shill mad as fuck GDQ is no fun allowed

Yes, you can ignore those aspects as it's not mandatory for living a fruitful and satisfying life. Only those that think so are the ones that prattle that spiel. What's necessarily normal for you does not mean it is for another.

americans annoy me, it's that simple

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gdq this, gdq that.
shut the fuck up faggot.

>it's not mandatory for living a fruitful and satisfying life
Pretty much everyone would disagree with that

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2 parter because gook moot's filesize limitations

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whats ur opinion on adopting as a single parent
i dont care much for breeding women but raising a single kid with me sounds like fun

His Liberty City Stories run last year had me in stitches
GTA lads best lads, every speedrun event needs em

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Probably cuz American banter is shouting "eifel65" and "OOOOOORB" every 15 seconds for an entire week.

ESA has fun
GDQ has controlled, structured fun

real life isn't like yotsuba user

May>Misty>Dawn>Rosa>Serena>Hilda>Chicken>Lyra>Green>Kris

>if this shit happened at GDQ
yeah user, If

Damn, Ben's a big boi.

Reminder than the kind of "fun" GDQ had regarding donations was spamming ORB and KABOOM for literal days. I rather have these guys doing stupid shit but that at least gives the small crowd some actual genuine fun than hundreds of drooling idiots repeating the same word for hours in an attempt at american humor.

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t. amerisharts seething their speedrun event is full of trannies.

If this was GDQ then the retarded host and crowd would scream kaboom and orb for six goddamn hours straight, preventing the runner from saying anything.

part deuce

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lmao

>that fucking guy

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>euro does something
>funny
>anerican does same thing
>CAN YOU BELIEVE AMERICANS
Rent free

don't lump me in with that faggot, anyone who isn't a dumb tranny knows ESA/NASA is vastly superior to GDQ

lmao she's like grab on dude and he's full confusion

He's like 7ft, lad's a monster

>Hello~
That's fucking cute and I don't care what anyone else thinks.

Guy doesn't want to get #metoo'd. Don't blame him.

>he actually hoverhands Maral

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Which is fine. My problem stems from when people try to shame others for their circumstances by placing sexual gratification as the ultimate form of validation and acceptance. The way it pertains in this society is like a cancer which promotes degeneracy and a shallow, meager view. In fact, those that complain and shame virgins would very much be as pathetic as those that mope about their sexual status, making it incredibly ironic. It's all very stupid and one that no one needs to demean themselves to.

The accent donation thing got boring an hour ago

Imagine being unable to post without complaining about americans or trannies

dumb tranny

VK is actually amazing at making up comentary

Every time

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>euro does something
>funny
>anerican does same thing

>implying american can do fun at all

>"please grab me fuckboy" at the end
wtf maral

>start a discussion on the differences between two speedrunning events, one in europe and one in america
>surprised when people bring up america
off yourself

Ladaur is my GDQfu

So, why did you ban me?

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>Zant
lol

>Sverige

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Hard to not mention GDQ, an american event, without mentioning americans. Did that even cross your mind, idiot?

>GDQ

Fuck me, ESA

Oh man, she's mad cute.

Sexual energy

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yeah i can't believe she actually said that

that's a nice train

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>placing sexual gratification as the ultimate form of validation and acceptance
Because it is? If literally no one will fuck you without paying for it you're being told that you're not even worthy of being seen as a human, someone who's had sex can preach all they want they've been validated so they can't actually relate in anyway

You can have her if I can get Stacy.

So, is she going to speak english or fucking what

You failed, she's mine now laddie.

Yeah ESA is totally about europe not speedrunning and GDQ is about america not speedrunning wow never though of that I'll remember to bring my /int/ memes next time and ignore the games

>ESA/Early GDQ (real GDQ)
most of the people in the audience are runners and arent people there to make memes out of themselves and be obnoxious

>nu-DGDQ (fake GDQ)
90% of the people are there are nuthuggers there to scream and clap and yell every time something happens, something like this cant happen because the audience would fight themselves in order to see who could make the biggest ass out of themselves

Based Nozlar.

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>Every other runner abides by the ESA guidelines to just speak english on stream, even the French runners
>dumb fat finnish cunt won't shut the fuck up
Last day ruined, hope she never gets invited back.

Don't you fucking dare

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>arent people there to make memes out of themselves
>as the commentators put on silly voices and the audience dances around the hall

A
HEM
fuck trannies and fuck GDQ defenders

See, you are another perfect example for the last part of my post, which you just so happened to ignore. Placing importance on trivial things is a shallow living and is not necessary to live a competent life. You cannot comprehend any lifestyle that is any different from your own, so you shame others to promote your own self validation.

>thanks for keeping me sane while riding my face

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I must have forgotten 90% of TP even though I've played through it twice.

>another singing donation

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I laughed so hard at that part

Look at his fucking hands. The true virgin sign.

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The ultimate form of validation and acceptance comes from yourself. Not if someone wants to fuck you.

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I dare, cute thicc swedes are my weakness.

>Placing importance on trivial things
Except it's not a trivial thing intimacy is recognized by literally every psychologist as being a basic need and studies have shown people who fall behind in social interactions have a harder time catching up in life, once again you can preach all you want but you're living a normal life so you can't relate to someone who's been completely rejected

Why is there a wales flag in the background? Fuck wales put up a real European nation like Scotland.

Getting hungry lads....

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>Let your meat rest
tell that to the midnafags lmao

Holy shit, can the virgin talk cease already? I'd even take the pointless GDQ(BURGERLAND) & ESA(EUROPOOR) shit flinging over this.

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>titties, we want some potatoes
banned

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>tiddies

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>titties
SOMEONE BAN THIS MAN!!!!

TWO TITTAYS PER PERSON

Titties?

I could go for some titties

>I'd even take the pointless GDQ(BURGERLAND) & ESA(EUROPOOR) shit flinging over this.
Don't worry you'll get that no matter what

>stream is now entirely about the donations
>the speedrun is just background noise, if that
>Yea Forumseddit is completely okay with this

imagine if this was ESA, half the thread would be posts complaining

>imagine if this was ESA

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>imagine if this was ESA

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Yeah, imagine if it was ESA.

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why do leftists not cry out over the sexualization of minors in Pokemon?-

If you cannot seek matters beyond your measure, then you are deaf and will never learn. If you are trying to bait me into admitting my lifestyle as not being normal, so that you could retort even more, then so be it. I haven't led a normal life, which is the very reason why prattle as I do. I've lived life on the outside my entire life and have fallen into the same traps many men do today, as I have also learned to stop relying on my crutches, so that I may learn to walk again.

If this was GDQ every post would be
>BURGER """""""""""HUMOR""""""""""""""

>magine if this was ESA
uuuhhh...

>imagine if this was ESA
user...

cringe

>imagine if this was ESA, half the thread would be posts complaining

Brainlet_nujack.gif

Let's be honest, you wouldn't touch her either.

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because they are pedophiles themselves.

if losing your v-card is the most important thing to you, then you would be working to improve yourself
It's inevitable that people lose interest in a 3-hour run without any really noticeable tricks. The entire focus on donations sucks and is kind of disrespectful to the runner though

That's one helluva meta post.

Yeah, I'd rather touch Ben's salad fingers

>I've had sex so let me tell you about how it's not great and not necessary
You can make the same post a million times it's not going to change that you can't relate to an experience and yet are telling others that it doesn't matter

>getting free money is more respectful than a human being talking with the incentive to encourage people to donate to charity
this can't be real

I would pat her on the head

There's something that you americans need to understand: your fast food resttaurants are much much better on our foreign countries.

The few times I've ben to kfc i was tasty as fuck. And I've heard americans saying burger king in europe was so much better than back home.

>imagine if this was ESA

DUMB
T
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You're stupid as hell. I can clearly see why you're untouchable. He has experience with both. You only have experience with one. His opinion carries more weight. This is irrefutable.

10/10

Jesus you can tell how she craves it

>There's something that you americans
filtered

If you gathered that from my post then you are are incredibly dull and lack the reading comprehension required to derive any sort of meaning.

The eternally seething tranny.

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its because our food laws are stricter so we burger king and the others use much better meat for their burgers etc.

For thos of you who haven't answered yet

strawpoll.me/17488274/

strawpoll.me/17488274/

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This run is almost done. I'm getting comfy now for some SM Bros 3.

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I really wish you would stop this. This is the third time I've seen you do this. Backlink properly.

>doesn't know how to quote posts properly
sad!

Who would think that cosmic self affirming truth would show up in a fundraising children's games demonstrational thread on a website regarding himalayan fly fishing lures?

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why are americans seething so hard itt

Why is zelda evil

Do we have a webm of the ginyu pose

>what if Zelda was evil????
I guess I didn't play TP because I don't remember any of it

The type of food doesn't matter, it's how it's prepared that matters. In America, food is prepared to induce addiction to bad food. It might taste fine but it's filled with too much sugar, fat and salt. In Europe food is prepared for people to enjoy so it generally tastes better than American prepared food.

America uses addiction to sell food.
Europe uses experience to sell food.

>He has experience with both
Which is exactly why he can't relate and is telling someone that something they'll never experience isn't important

There's nothing else to gather from your posts repeatedly telling someone it's not important will never change the fact that they're missing out on basic validation that you've already had

A webm wasn't necessary since it was just the static pose as soon as the camera cut.

>why are trannies seething so hard itt
ftfy

everyone here has easily hurt feelings

Wtf are you doing, retard?

>minutes since euros have obsessed over americans

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So what's the ESL equivalent for "Greetings from Germany"?

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>something they'll never experience
Haven't experienced. Not will never experience. Why are you expecting people to relate to you when you're doing everything you can to set yourself apart? Go fuck yourself. Leave this crybaby shit for your livejournal.

do you think fast food places have high standards to begin with? it's mostly about what sort of regulations they have to apply in different countries.

hello

europe is so divided by languages that they just enjoy what they can when they can while america gets angry whenever anyone but them isn't having a good time

>So what's the ESL equivalent for "Greetings from Germany"?
CAN YOU BELIEVE AMERICANS

O V E R E S T I M A T E

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OVERESTIMATE

$25% WR!

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>Not will never experience
You're just further proving my point you see it as so mundane that it's impossible for someone to never experience, go yell at people in wheelchairs that walking isn't great

Donations/10

Singing / 10

who cares about the run, I'm just here for the epic wacky donations xD

started funny and got bad quick
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Hey guys, how is $25% so far, just had lunch and missed most of it

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didn't pay attention to the game/10

You can earn money. You can hire a hooker no matter how despicable you are. Enough is enough, loser.

8/10 it was fun

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Donate/10

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9/10

There was a run? I thought this was a donation stream

Fun was had and Samura1man was good / 10

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>only 2 runs left
wtf should i do after that?

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donating $25 for someone to pop virginanon's cherry

7/10 run. 8/10 stream.

8/10 it was fun and the runner was a good sport about it

>master baitsman

bretty ebin :DDD/10

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7/10

RATE THE FOLLOWING:

RUN
MEMES
SEETHING TRANNIES

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SOOOOOO epic!
I loved that time they turned their chairs the absolute madmen! and when they started singing happy birthday, it was so wacky and funny! XD
I'm glad we were able to take back this family friendly event from the speedrunning incels.

>hire a hooker
Trying to tell me about reading comprehension when I've already said that you can't get validation if you're paying for it, continue to tell people that something you've experienced and see as normal isn't important though

foreign accents/10

play video games

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Fun times were had and they Even apologized for fucking around during his run. Shit like this is why I love ESA.

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go back and rewatch all the runs you wanted to but had to miss because school/work/sleep etc

I still think Uma is mentally challenged.

Above above average, but the donation stuff just works much better in a more casual environment with less viewers and a runner who is more into it.

watch VODS

You're talking to different people, cunt. If you're talking about someone being in love with you then you need to cool it with the virginity talk since that's fucking irrelevant.

What is wrong with you?

Do I watch this shit or go to the gym?

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And yet it's still shit in terms of quality runs

8/10 - Run was pretty good, but donations took the spotlight.

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>being in love
I haven't said anything about love. Different person or not you're arguing the exact same point

>can't tell posting styles apart
>buttmad about reading comprehension
pottery

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I don't give a shit. You're crying that nobody wants you and insisting nobody could ever know what that feels like. Beat it.

watch it at the gym, just do cardio

This, though it did make an otherwise pretty boring run a lot more tolerable.

Twilight Princess isn't a great run to watch.

>Not doing your reps while watching speedkino

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Modern fate is trash

>You're crying that nobody wants you and insisting nobody could ever know what that feels like
A nonvirgin can't know what that feels like

lift
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gym cmon

So if you have sex with a hooker then that person can never understand how nobody wanting them feels like

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what mode is this
again asking for a friend

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skinnyfat

speedrimmer mode

The porn is good.

This tranny aint even trying

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Yes they can, because they were virgins before they weren't. You're the one who doesn't know what the other side feels like. It's your pathetic, defeatist attitude that is getting in your own god damned way. You're spitting on things people are telling you to try and lift your spirits even though they probably know exactly how you feel. You don't deserve any sympathy from the people here. Pearls before swine with you. You deserve to be alone since apparently you take great pride in it.

6/10 run, TP has some neat stuff but it's nothing special.
7/10 memes, started great but needed to be spaced out a bit more I think, some shit got old quick.
11/10 seething trannies, I'm glad there are people upset at fun.

You can pretend to be retarded if you want I'm not going to specify that hookers can't provide validation every time

>I really hate dabbing

Haven't you seen an ugly man with long hair before

>I'm dabbing on all those poor kids lmao
whoa wtf ESA?! who is this asshole?

>tranny
he's not american, that's just a simple english dude with long hair

Drove friend to ER i was gone for 60 min what did i miss

It has dozens of noticeable tricks you fuckwit

Your argument was literally "nonvirgins can't know what that feels like" which is fucking retarded you stupid cunt. is exactly right just off yourself already

>because they were virgins before they weren't.
Almost no one reaches 30 as a virgin and then makes it out without paying

>even though they probably know exactly how you feel
If they're not a virgin they can't saying yeah I lost my virginity at a reasonable time between 16-20ish I know exactly what it's like to be unwanted isn't comparable

Who's this ugly loli

LOOOOOOOL

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If you get fucked after you become a wizard, do you still keep your wizard powers?

What happened to your friend?

yeah okay mr samurai

no

wth he's holding a fucking toy

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no bulli

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He died what did i miss

>European "adult"

think about it like this
being a wizard is a metaphor for concentrating on your own interests and mastering them
when a woman fucks you your concentration is lost and you don't master them
basically women distract you

When is the next speedrun marathon?

What is wrong with having a Mudkip plush?

Broke his leg

i'm watching autistic man children play video games while holding their toys

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And you're still putting so much weight on whether or not you're getting fucked as a proper metric for being unwanted. People have been telling you from the very beginning that it doesn't matter if you've been laid by a hundred different women or nobody. You can still be unwanted and completely alone. Your supreme arrogance is sickening to me. You think you're special and your despair in your loneliness is unmatched because you have never tasted sweetness.

Let me tell you something. You don't know desolation. Only those who have had and lost can understand the crushing loneliness you claim to have a monopoly on.

3 days in April

There's UKSM but not sure if it's a marathon

>please read donations
>talks over the donation

ouch, hit a nerve?

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Arrroooo, whata cute kitteh-caaaaaaaat!

>i'm watching autistic man children play video games while holding their toys
While shitposting on a mongolian throat singing forum.
I'm proud of you!

>People have been telling you from the very beginning that it doesn't matter if you've been laid by a hundred different women or nobody
And if they're getting willingly fucked by women what they say doesn't matter they can't experience not fucked

>You can still be unwanted
If women are willingly fucking you you're not unwanted it's not hard to understand

IM A VIRGIN
I WANT A FAT SWEATY VIRGIN TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i like mudkips user

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MY OWN CLONE

just stop he's obviously still a kid and there's no reasoning with him. he has to find this stuff out for himself otherwise it has no meaning to him

Party is over

Have you considered looking on Yea Forums?

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grill?

kek

and you just left him at the hospital to go watch a speedrun marathon?
based

>BUD DIES
??

>obviously still a kid
I'm 29 the fact that you associate virginity with being a kid is just furthering my point

April.
All marathons with an audience similar to ESA Winter I know of.

>ESA Twitchcon Europe: 14-15 April
>RPG Limit Break: 5-11 May
>NASA: 3-8 June
>SGDQ: 23-30 June
>ESA Summer: 19-28 July

Hey man nice shot

yeah im not talking about your age im talking about how you think

he's gone

He's referring to your mental capacity based on how you act. It's no surprise to anyone that nobody wants to be with you. You are insufferable.

>Yea Forumsirgin thinks they're not virgins
OH NO NO NO

>im talking about how you think
It's the same you're associating virginity with age mental or physical, someone can't get laid and doesn't feel validation that everyone else has so they must be a child

>and you just left him at the hospital to go watch a speedrun marathon?
His sis came, and i told them i was very busy

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You think validation is going to be granted to you by someone else. This is a childish mindset.

Why didn't you fuck his sister?

>and i told them i was very busy
based

You've already had it granted to you by someone else so your opinion on the matter is irrelevant

except i never did you're the only one doing that which just proves me even more

I WANT TO BE WITH HIM
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>His sis came, and i told them i was very busy
Burning bridges with your friends to watch MSB3 and Cuphead? Hahahahah!

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>Not fucking his sister while he's in the hospital.
Step up your game, user.

Validation never lasts forever when concerning someone else. It only does when it comes from yourself.

That's not how it works. I'm explicitly telling you that's not how it works. Other people have been explicitly telling you that's not how it works. You STILL think this is how it works. You're wrong.

>Other people have been explicitly telling you that's not how it works
Other nonvirgins have been saying that's not how it works

so by your logic if anyone is nice to you or acknowledges your existence then they can never relate to you
lmfao

user, you miss typed Gen 5 i see.

>an italian being shit at mario bros
mamma mia

Who else would be able to tell you how things work? Who else has a better perspective, or a more informative opinion?

According to you, nobody would be able to know more than you do. This is you burying your head in the sand and confirming your own biases by insisting nobody else could possibly understand how you feel. This is 100% incorrect.

Shut the fuck up holy shit

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>who has a better perspective on being unwanted
>people who have had other confirm they're wanted
>people who can't find anyone at all that wants them

I don't care about you because you've given me no reason to. You seem more than willing to blame the world for your problems and put on airs of arrogance because no one will fuck you like you're the only one. People in here are genuinely trying to help get you on a more beneficial, more positive mindset and you're kicking dirt on their shoes for their trouble. Fuck off, you sadsack.

loving this lets play

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People are telling me I should ignore something that everyone has had and be happy that I'll never be wanted, that's not a positive mindset at all