>I'm Leon Ass Kennedy
What did he mean by this?
Resident Evil
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I see modders are hard at work.
Me too.
Finally the content we needed.
>no replies
Hmm should I post goblina (claire) next time so discord trannies and disgusting mexicans from facebook hop in with usual incel stuff to get the thread going?
where is claire bikini?
Is this from the same guy who made beachboy x? Holy shit based
Damn he's cute
Ricardo mod when?
another RE thread? didnt the game already lose its flame, its just leon goblina mr x memes and chris offering up leons sperm or something idk what the hell goes on in this threads anymore
No it's a different guy
This thread is for important dress-up time.
>not posting real Leon
uhm this is a christian image board, i'd like you to stop posting this homo shit, thank you
nudist mod when
I dont say that often but a PC port was a mistake.
can you faggots stop ruining vidya with your fucking gay shit?
There is nothing more straight than a man running around in his speedo.
>not the first post from this IP
CAPCOM PLEASE I NEED IT
meant for You are gayer than Leon
>Leon coat mod but he only has the coat on
New claire looks 10 times better than that "anime" lookin claire. Shit even rev2 looks better than old claire. Alyson courts a shit as well. Nothing good about her VA either.
it think the logical conclusion for all these nude mods is a bigger one where every single character is naked, even the zombies
>everyone is naked and zombies are replaced with tofus
Truly The Remake we deserved
What does hugging a naked person feel like?
Is it warm?
especially the zombies
nude misty when
Even Sherry...?
Speedo is great but I want full dong with swinging physics.
Even Birkin with giant mutated G-cock with a giant eye on it
There's countless waifu threads yet you choose to enter the one gay thread to complain
When is this person going to release more?
>mfw
The put one out a few days ago of Leon sticking his dongle in the computer
Now she looks less Jewish and more white (Armenian).
did you create this?
How do I edit models? Any tutorials out yet?
>Is it warm?
Yes, moreso if you're also naked.
very warm
COME ERE YOU
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Im doing claire A on hardcore and I just got to G2 with 1:20. Am I going to make it bros?
ricardo mod with dota when?
It's 2:30 on A so probably yes.
Yeah this is an anti Christian image bored and we also hate gays stop the homoshit
The possibilities...
always remember homo love is best love.
Stop posting Chris
Post more Chris?
Can I die from this by accident? consuming too much RE porn?
Only if it's not nu basedChris
How do I get a body like this?
Old Chris is a go.
AH YES NOW COME HERE YOU DELICIOUS PIECE OF CHINK MEAT I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL MAN IS YOU FUCKING BIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>that alpha male was too pussy to make a move on Jill
How can the rest of us even hope to get a girl?
god what a cutie
What did that even fix?
should i buy this or 4 on steam, i have never played a RE game
I love Claire
The ((nose)) at the very least
RE4 is much cheaper, and is considered a classic, but if you've never played it, it might feel a bit aged to you. RE2 definitely plays a lot better for modern standards, but it's still full price.
I can't fucking look at his face
This is some RAPEY expression
That giant shekel sniffing nose and flabby kike lower lip. Thank goodness for the modding community, the devs ruined Irons' subplot and turned the mayor's beautiful daughter into some foreskin eating oven fodder.
Goddamn look at that fucking honker
>you have the right to remain silent... Ada.
>Complaining about people making porn
Lmao
>always picked her over Leon back in the days
>for me RE2's story is mostly about Claire
>RE2R's Claire is fuckin awesome
Thank you Capcom!
He filled that poor spy's pussy to the brim alright
That's sheriff Kennedy to you
Thank god for this. Honestly look at that fucking honker.
I see it now, but I still think she needs work. Her face is too round, and her hair looks like a wig for some reason.
Has he always had that tattoo? It's ugly as fuck.
>the devs ruined Irons' subplot
How?
It's the mod.
if I did a nude mod like that I'd put Sherry in a full suit of armor that even covers her entire face, just to take the piss
especially when you cuddle with a girl, their core are like fucking furnaces, but their arms and feet are cold as ice
Is there a reason why I can't open any safes on hardcore? I'm putting the codes in correctly but the it fails every time. I'd imagine I'm not supposed to be able to get the items inside but if the game wanted that it should have made them empty/open so I don't waste my time fucking with the dial?
Fucking modders. Infuing their shit fetishes into everything.
No, there's no reason actually. The combinations are all the same, so you're doing something wrong. Try again.
different codes on hardcore, cheater
>Appreciating your bros physique is gay
Fuck off fag
Never ever, 4babies don't deserve to be rewarded.
I'm not sure what the issue is then. I'm putting the codes in exactly as they're listed in the memos/clues and the dial spins as if I've failed every time.
>Rookie looks LIKE THAT!?
Why are there so many fags on Yea Forums?
GULP THIS
why does he have an old man body?
Source?
>old man
Oof.
To match the mesh.
It's in the image you fucking mongoloid.
you're probably doing it backwards. the safe controls are a bit confusing, iirc
>edited out the strong nose
>edited in a pig nose
Fucking gay.
Mutated G-Cock
!
Leon Ass Kennedy?
I'm FBI. Now lose the speedo.
>Ada Wong
More like Ada Womb, amarite
*Blocks your path*
I wonder who is behind this post
Why didn't you protect his smile?
Reminder Leon is as straight as it gets and a huge chad and womanizer. Faggots BTFO
FUCK ADA'S SEXY MOUTH AND CUM DOWN HER SLUTTY THROAT
HHNNNGHHHH AAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAA
Post the whole webm
Nigga what the fuck
upturned sow noses aren't any better than kike noses, dipshit.
Can we get a cutscene webm of sexy Leon and nude Claire at the fence?
that's not ada tho, that's some ugly mexican whore
JANNIES HELP I SAW TOO MUCH
LEON CALM DOWN
This is a good angle.
If there was a full police kit lying around the police station that Leon could change into, why the fuck wasn't Marvin wearing it? He had no idea if Leon would ever show up and said kit would've protected him from the bite he got. In fact, he had every reason to believe Leon WOULDN'T show up.
Maybe he tried but it didn't fit him.
Ah, it's Tofu Mode from Darkside Chronicles
oh we've got an mexican expert here able to determine shit from this webm
They're not too different in body size and ill fitting armor is better than no armor at all.
Imagine. Just IMAGINE throatfucking Ada like this
>chestlet
>deltlet
>posture of 50 year old roid monkey who still can’t lift
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>Leon is with Ada touching her boob
>Claire is on the opposite side and not looking very happy
CLAIRE ETERNAL VIRGIN
>mexican expert
it sure as shit isn't white. It's obviously not asian or black so that only leaves two flavors of shitskin: spic or indian. the skin isn't dark enough for a currynigger so it's clearly a spic.
I would cum buckets instantly and probably kill her by accident
You wouldnt even reach her troath with your tiny average dick white boi
>tfw wouldn't even be able to reach the back of her mouth
Even she knows the truth
CLAIREKEKS DAMMIT OOOOOOOOH
Can you mod additional costumes or do they have to replace the existing ones?
You fucks better give me the Link, I came here too late
NOOOOOOOOOO CLAIREBROOOOOOS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN
she just can't win
That's literally not her twitter. Just look at her instagram, she's actually good at english
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Who, Claire? She pretty much always has excellent posture. And her shoulder muscles look great. And she's got almost C-cup tits
its literally just porn and people replying because its a christian board. Nothing special.
And I came too soon
It wasn't very advertisement friendly tho
how small are you lad?
Why did they nerf her huge bazongas?
first the nude clair had a tattoo, and now nude leon? geez no way bro, having a tattoo ruins it despite like half (or barely less than half, like 49%) of american zoomers and boomers having one but not baby boomers
>posting with a homoerotic manga picture
Post more sheriff with that cute spy. Asking for a friend.
because huge bazongas dont mix well with cute, she would look like a shortstack bimbo
What's with the stupid tattoo? Claire has one in the same exact spot, does Ada have one too?
after all the blood and sweat from running around trying not to die, can you imagine the SMELL.
cope harder nigger
>stay back sir I got this
Honestly I played 4 after RE2make for the first time, and while aiming in 4 is a little harder and you have to stand still, enemies are way easier and more satisfying to kill, and are way less aggressive. I think 4 actually has way more fun gameplay than 2make, even if its worse in maybe every other aspect.
Claire can pull off huge bazongas while looking cute
Any mods that up the zombie count?
I wish I could achieve a body like that when I reach my 80s
Was it a good Pic?
Looks like elliot rodger
That's what I've been thinking. He even has the same tismo mannerisms
I know Capcom is aware of the Chrisposting so I just hope in the CV remake Chris says please fuck my sister to Steve
>tfw Leon can't score Ada and turns into Elliot Rodger 2.0 but against BOWs and Umbrella
Anybody got updated wrestling power ranking list?
>Steve
Yikes
How do Leon and Ada avoid producing Elliot Rodger tier hapas? Should they just adopt or should Ada take enough hormones to ensure they produce hapa girls?
>to ensure they produce hapa girls?
*hits pipe*
Derpixion on Pornhub, you don't see anything but this webm though
Mod to replace all character models with the original models when?
>no stubble
>or small patch of hair
disappointing
Straight men don't wear speedos in your bizarro world?
RE 8's protagonist will be Ada's son who doesn't know his dad. He suspects Leon and stalks him during an outbreak but is pissed to find a loser drunk. Meanwhile Leon wants to know why he is being stalked by some kid who keeps insulting him.
A slightly asian looking kid, who keeps asking him about bingo.
Fucking kill yourself Steve. If you're lucky enough to have your game even remade, you're either being retconned out of existence or dying a kissless virgin again
And he will work alongside super virus enhanced daughter of Sherry and Jake in black sunglasses and long black coat
>Hunnigan
Bet he spent all night crying about Ada
>Helena
Partners and KEKED for Ada
>Angela
No way fag'd in the end
>That mutt from the raild game
Who?
>Ashley
NO WAY FAG and Leon cucked her for Ada
>Manuela Hidalgo
Who?
>Claire
NO WAY FAG'D, cucked by Angela that was cucked because Leon only fucks Ada in movies
ADA ALWAYS WIN baby
>Implying nu-canon will have any new love interests for Claire this time around
>female Wesker
Because that kid fell in love with Claire Kennedy and wants to hurt her husband and their son, obviously.
And Ada dies in the game
PISS REDFIELD! HERE YOU ARE!
HOW'S PIERS AND YOUR TEAM DOING?
HOW'S JILL AND HER NEW HUSBAND?
Maybe he can just be sort of in the background at first.
>Leon you get a new team even though your old ones all died yay
>some little shit is on it boo
>slowly everyone else dies from zombie
>Ada is hanging around being weirder than usual
>Leon starts to almost maybe get along with shitty kid
>wait it turns out the kid faked all his stuff and he's not really supposed to be there
>he's Ada's kid and she'd like him to come home for a spanking
>Leon never finds out if he is really the dad
Now she looks like a butterface. 0/10
I like it but she still looks a bit funny
POST MORE LEON
We need more BOWs
Leon is an absentee dad!
>Mercenaires No Mercy
Shit's hard. Any tips?
AND YOU...YOU ARE A LOSER!!
This is why I love modding.
Hey Wesker, my big bro is too busy fighting people who aren't dead in a volcano right now. He wanted to let you know that your son is a whiny bitch who didn't have the balls to kill him. Anyway, xoxo, the Redfields.
>girl keeps her pits shaved
and this is a problem why?
why is leon balding here
>Just bought RE HD Remaster
I haven't played RE1 since the original, but I keep hearing about how great the Remake is, and RE2 has got me in the Resident Evil mood. Anyone know of any good Jill or Rebecca mods?
Police is a stressful job
KNOCK KNOCK
REMINDER ADA'S TIME IS OVER
HER EGGS ARE GONE
THEY'RE EXPIRED
LEON CAN'T IMPREGNATE HER ANYMORE
HE'LL NEVER PASS HIS GENES FORWARD IF HE DOESN'T FUCK MY SIS- I MEAN CLAIRE WHO STILL HAS A LITTLE BIT OF TIME LEFT
HE HAS TO HURRY UP
LEON PLEASE
ADA TIED HER TUBES SHE CAN'T HAVE BABIES EVEN IF SHE WASN'T SO OLD YOU KNOW HOW ASIAN WOMEN LOOK 80 A LITTLE BIT AFTER THE MENOPAUSE PLEASE
please, leon can impregnate anyone.
OH POOR CLAR KEKFIELD.
ME? DEAD?
SILLY GIRL I'M JUST RESTING IN MY UNDERVOLCANO SECRET LAB
ANYWAY HOW'S STEVE AND YOUR LITTLE GIRL SAVING SYNDROME?
>hole me back nigguh hole me back!
>muh impregnation
lol also they canonically fucked before that in Damnation so who cares
My sides
>OBJECTIVE:
>To evaluate the effects of chronic alcoholism on the male fertility hormones and quality of semen.
>RESULT(S):
>In alcoholics, FSH, LH, and E2 levels were significantly increased, and T and P levels were significantly decreased. No significant change was noted in PRL levels. Semen volume, sperm count, motility, and number of morphologically normal sperm were significantly decreased.
Sorry Chris it ain't going to work
REPOST
Leon 2-- uhm, I mean, Steve didn't mean anything to me! And what's wrong with saving girls who don't have any kind of maternal figure to shape them into the perfect wife material so that they can get married at a ripe young age and have lots of babies and not get rejected by handsome young rookie cops?!
Go back to taking pictures of teenage medics, creep!
Hello lady.
Have you seen any... hot... girls around here?
FEAR NOT, MY DEAR, SOON, WHEN WE WILL MEET AGAIN YOU WILL FORGET ABOUT THESE BETA MALES LIKE LEON OR STEVE. AND ESPECIALLY YOUR DUMB USELESS BROTHER
I WILL MAKE SURE TO RECORD EVERYTHING AND SEND IT TO HIM
>tfw the uncanny valley meme is real
>tfw scanned faces will always look like trash
Not really
Reon's titties
to be fair he also look ugly irl
>scan face
>fix imperfections
>but keeps humanity
KOJIMA FINDS A WAY
*laugh in David Cage*
scanned faces need a lot of bespoke work put into the mesh and the performance capture to actually look good, capcom isn't going to those lengths
Ugly? Idk but he got solid fanbase of girls fawning over him after TWD role.
Yeah, sure... right this way... down these stairs... Just ignore the cage down there...
Ew, aren't you like 70 years old? Can you even still get it up? Grody.
>10 minutes later
I'm so glad you... CAME around, Leon.
I want to tickle her so bad, and make her laugh
I like that he's been made buffer, if only so slightly but good enough.
Too skinny on REmake 2
I wish I could hang dong like that.
My package is a grower not a shower :(
I want to play as the trucker.
Hopefully they add him as a Ghost Survivor if they decide to release another batch of them.
Then they can mod that into the main game where I can play the entire game as him.
Reminder that Ada is tied up and gagged on a chair, and forced to watch
>has 1 inch of grease on his face all the time
>can't grow a beard
>puffy eyes
>warts on his face
yeah he's ugly
YES I MAY NOT BE YOUNG BUT NEW EXPERIMENTAL MEDICINE DOES WONDERS.
I'LL MAKE SURE YOU WITNESS HOW BIG I CAN GET UP
*hehehe*
AND I DEFINITELY LOOK BETTER THAN YOUR ROIDED GORILLA BROTHER
BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR TONGUE LITTLE GIRL AS I WATCH YOUR EVERY STEP
Leon "My dong longs for Wong" S. Kennedy
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Now, there's no need to thank me. I'm just doing my part in ensuring that the greater image pool on Yea Forums and the Internet is not being degraded!
Leon "If your name is Wong we'll get along" S. Kennedy
>Too skinny on REmake 2
Sometimes I feel like people just look at his face and not his body, RE2R Leon is the bulkiest body wise that he's ever been in the series.
RE4 Leon only looks it because of his outfit, RE6 Leon the face deceives everyone.
This Leon has the largest muscles and body so far.
You mean Leon Sex Kennedy.
Leon "my dong hungers for Wong" S. Kenedy
>Black lingerie under tight red cocktail dress
Absolutely B U E N O
Leon "Bring along the Wong" S. Kennedy
do you think she fucked Martinez for that sample?
Remind me, what was even the explanation for Matrix Wesker? iirc the Tyrant gave him JUST the T virus, and he himself didnt even know he was some tube baby until just before he killed Spencer. So is there some extra underused super serum that I’m forgetting about?
This fucking angry grunting
Is there a way to import the RE5 Chris into RE2 have have him model swapped with Mr. X so he's chasing Leon around?
You mean she's a dumb whore, right?
Leon "If it ain't Wong it's wrong" S. Kennedy
Nope, she knows about clothes and color harmony you fucking plebeian
Leon "Wong loves me long" S. Kennedy
I don't know if you are legimitely seething clairenigger or just a sad shitposter starving for attention - here is your (you).
Don't bother replying back cucкold
I think the original RE2 has him beat.
Chris, this is a sneaking mission
If you were so smart, you'd know you never put black lingerie under that kind of dress...
Like I give a shit about your pathetic "war of the waifus". No need to appreciate Claire to realise Ada is a terrible character.
Experimental drugs, huh? Would this work on anyone else? Like say for instance, completely hypothetically speaking, I had a 40-something alcoholic man who has a bad case of whisky dick... would it work on him? This is totally just a what if scenario, by the way. Totally.
Don't think so, but replacing Mr. X with 7 Chris shouldn't be hard, considering he's in the game
yeah he got a shot of progenitor
That absolute state of this guy.
*stumbles in*
M-MY DICK IS NOT LIMP OKAY YOU BITCH IT'S YOUR FAULT THE WIG FELL OFF HOW CAN I GET HARD LIKE THAT
ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLEASE COME HOME TO DADDY THAT FUCKING GOBLIN CAN'T EVEN DO HER JOB RIGHT
Shaved pits are for pedophiles
Leon it's long over
>this thread
Nude Sherry mod when
Someone just say they're working on it
Please, I'm still upset about Hat in Time not getting any nude mods
Don't move and show me that big dick
DON'T MAKE ME GET MY BROTHER IN HERE TO PUT YOUR DRUNK ASS IN A HEADLOCK AGAIN, KENNEDY. YOUR SLUTTY SPY DOESN'T WANT YOU, SHE'S OFF IN PARIS FUCKING LIKE 10 DUDES, PROBABLY EVEN WESKER. NOW DROP YOUR FUCKING PANTS AND GET READY FOR SOME RUG BURN
MAYBE YES...
I'M WILLING TO SHARE IT WITH YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE GONNA BE A GOOD GIRL AND FULLY SUBMIT TO ME
ALSO IF YOU KNOCK OUT YOUR DUMB BROTHER AND BRING HIM TO ME
PUSH IT ROOKIE, PUSH!
Fun fact: Blacks are more likely to have baby dicks
i hate seeing this picture everywhere, it looks like shit. the face is tumblr tier. can someone at least make a version that doesn't look like garbage, or at least actually looks like astolfo is supposed to look?
School just got out in the US, so all the kids are ERPing
WESKER YOU DUMB BLEACHED FAGGOT FIRST YOU STEAL ADA AWAY FROM ME AND NOW YOU WANT MY SHITTY REPLACEMENT TOO FUCK OFF OR I'LL MAKE YOU WEAR THE DRESS YOURSELF
kek
Oh my god, he's actually jealous! OKAY, fine. Let's just get this over with. Don't expect me to bleach my hair blonde for you though, weirdo. And I don't do anal.
Not very fun for memeautists fact: race does not affect your dick size.
And blacks on average have virtually no advantage.
It's Saturday you fucking moron
but it's saturday
>This fag isn't enjoying the /lore/
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More like Ada Wang amirite
We all know who really got there first
>no gaping wounds
>isn't leaking blood from vagina
>isn't crying and shitting herself
Don't worry, no matter how hard they try, leon can't actually turn you gay
In a literal sense he actually doesn't user, original RE2 CG model is still thinner too.
Also I was fucking around with classic RE2 models (specifically Leon and that outfit there) and I can affirm his body isn't really consistent either in RE2 its a mess really.
What he has going for him is the definition is definitely stronger but considering he still keeps a generally larger shape its pretty easy to assume the extra definition on his arms was more of a thing of the time to make it clear he has
>Muh muscles
Just like classic PS1 TR1 Lara had fucking poke your eyes out tits.
RE2R Leon best matches with the original RE2 in all honesty, both being the technically largest (body) wise versions of Leon.
They're also both my favorite versions of the character.
GET OFF MY SIGHT I WILL DEAL WITH YOU LATER
YES YES MY DEAR THAT'S THE SPIRIT
SEE, PISS KEKFIELD? YOUR SISTER IS ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN YOU
NOW MY SWEET LITTLE GIRL BRING ME YOUR BROTHER AND WE HAVE OUR DEAL
is this what straight people are actually attracted to?
Go White Knight somewhere else faggot
Based
FUCK OFF CLAIRE YOU WERE ALREADY A BAD REPLACEMENT BEFORE AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO USED GOODS?
CHRIS GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND PUT ON THAT WIG REAL NICE OR I'LL CALL JILL. I'VE GOT MAKEUP ON THE BATHROOM
only japanese faggots have school on saturdays you dumb fuck
gotta say, this outfit is pretty based
Reminder that Jordan was 16 when they scanned her face for RE2 and you're pretty much fapping to underage porn.
her skin looks so soft, imagine getting to have a sexual intercourse with her
A naked or semi-naked dude isn't actually gay, the image is actually neutral, it's looking at them with lustful intent that makes things gay
He just uncovers the gay that already lay deep inside you
women peak at 16-17 so that's normal
Oh shit I'm sorry
especially mr x
would change the tone completely
It doesn't matter, Leon is a good fap and so is Ada I want to see them fuck lots.
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not re but still
>16 years old
>underage
Americans, everyone.
>16 is underage and it's bad to want to fuck 16 y.o. girl
You know every "chad" or just a non virgin normal male is laughing at your right now.
Because they lost their virginity at 14-16 happily with prime teenage pussy while you were busy playing video games by yourself.
NOT THIS TIME WESKEEEEEEEEEEER
I'M GOING FULL FORCE
Could you stop bringing up my brother? It's like you have a weird crush on him and it's kind of ruining the mood. First, show me the D-virus or whatever it is that you've got so I know you're not trying to trick me into fucking your wrinkled old ass.
Joke's on you, Leon! My brother is straight, idiot. Everyone knows that.
why was Leon's uniform a different color than the rest of the RPD anyway
>H-hey, wouldn't it be funny if Claire and Wesker fucked... haha, like really funny, what a joke, guys. I would laugh a lot. How silly.
Riot gear is usually a darker color?
>several hours later
>character obviously wearing pantyhose
>fanart has them wearing thigh highs
This angers my penis autism.
They probably just reused Chris' body model from RE1 for Leon's alt outfit, especially since Extreme Battle Mode has Chris in it.
That would make tons of sense to be honest.
I was confused as to why the body literally changes, his shoulders seem to be what matches up the most however you get what I mean.
>LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.gif
OH IF IT ISN'T PISS-FOR-BRAIN KEKFIELD HIMSELF.
REPLYING TO ME BUT STILL ANGRY AT LEON
DEAL IS A DEAL MY DEAR. WE HAVE SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS WITH YOUR BROTHER AND I REALLY WANT TO SEE HIS PATHETIC USELESS RAGE *hehe*
*ahem*
SO REGARDING THE D-VIRUS. THIS IS A TOP SECRET FORMULA AND I CAN'T LET YOU SEE IT. FIRST YOU COME TO MY PLACE WITH YOUR BROTHER AND WE SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME. THEN - THE VIRUS.
SHE'S LYING CLAIRE DON'T BELIEVE HIM I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO DO THIS CLAIRE LEON IS TOO BIG GOD DAMMIT I'M NOT THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE FUCKED HERE
Male pregnancy probably is possible in RE. Go for it, Chris.
CHRIS, DO YOU WANT A NEPHEW OR NOT? I AM LITERALLY OVULATING AS WE SPEAK AND I NEEDED LEON'S SPERM YESTERDAY AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT SO GET OVER HERE SO WESKER CAN SUCK YOUR DICK OR WHATEVER HE'S GONNA DO
woman are only made to do some sexo and get out, romance is dead.
AAAAARRRGH YOU IMBECILES
HERE. COORIDANTES OF MY LAB
COME. ONLY TWO OF YOU AND UNARMED OF COURSE
Leon is attractive and I would let him do things to me. I would cuddle and touch his body in very gay ways.
Nobody will ever know I dream of this. I'll remain straight
Why did you give him the body of a 50 year old
Dream your dreams.
You know ive never seen peoples hatred of phoneposters actually explained before
FUCK OFF CLAIRE THE ONLY ONE WHO SHALL CUM INSIDE YOUR WOMB IS LEON, WESKER IS A GHOSTING FAGGOT WHO WOULDN'T REPLY TO MY DMs FOR YEARS, I'M NOT GOING AND YOU SHOULD COME FUCK LEON RIGHT NOW, HE'S TIED UP IN YOUR ROOM AS WE SPEAK
What's the best way to play the original Resident Evil? I'm not asking for the REmake version. I'm talking classic RE.
LEON'S DICK IS BROKEN, CHRIS
HE'S SHOOTING BLANKS. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GROW A CHILD IN MY WARM, SQUISHY WOMB WITHOUT HIS SEED BEING STRONG??
The absolute state of waifu fags. At least the ERPers are original.
>I'll show you who's boss of this police department
*ahem*
FUCK RPD
Do we know for sure ghost is Martinez? Kind of cool to play as the dumbfuck who started it all
no
OKAY CUNTS I'M TIRED OF PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU
HE'S NOT SHOOTING BLANKS YOU DUMB BITCH I'VE TASTED IT AND I KNOW HIS SPERM IS HEALTHY NOW GO SIT ON HIS DICK ALREADY
I tried looking for 'ugly tumblr style' of astolfo but I found literally nothing.
Though I too hate that pseudo western anime style, you should be thankful for what you have because it could be much worse.
Oh no Leon!
Where is The Therapist when you need him? Do you people not see how psychologically unstable Wesker, Leon, and the Redfields currently are?
fuck
this pic makes me chuckle every time i see it
I thought Leon and Claire were happy as friends now and Chris was trying to control his urge for hatefucking Ada. What went wrong? Claire seems less autistic too, and kinda creepy
How does is ruin it for you, are you being held at gunpoint and forced to install it? If so pull the trigger
no, people are just completely guessing that because the only other USS squad names we've been given are Hunk and Kirkpatrick, and Kirkpatrick died in the sewers at the beginning while Hunk got away
It's already a free DLC
I hate the new Resident Evil fagbase.
>cant fix the neck seam
sux
>All characters
>DLC replaces two
Really makes you think, huh?
I've been doing this for nineteen years. Wanna fight me? Fight these tears.
>new
lmao
Claire is for Wesker!
Honestly he's 6/10 at best
>new
Not at all zoomer. I remember trying to discuss RE7 when it came out, talking about the molded and all its OC characters etc, and half the faggots are just ignoring that entirely and gossiping about Chris and Jill and Sheva and Claire
So I just beat Leon A, going through Claire B right now. Am I supposed to just run away from everything? This isn't fun. Also I don't have any health right now and no way to heal, so I'm dying a lot.
Also what purpose does Tyrant serve other being an annoying fucking tedious thing? He's not scary, he's just annoying because I'm looking for shit, but have to spend 2 minutes trying to get around him.
>new
It's the same it's been for 20 years you dumb zoomer. It's a japanese game.
"4babies" are the reason why this series still gets games made, you should be kissing the fucking ground we walk on, bitch
gee thanks
Leon, I'm FBI
Chew on that... You overgrown son of a bitch
underage detected
zombie chan won
>Released: 1996-07-14
Hey uh
Can someone post pics of the nude mods? spoilered of course
Hey girl wanna fuck?
>Call me zoomer (I'm nearing 29)
>Remembers the old days of 2017
Classic RE didn't have this much degeneracy around it.
>shoot off thong
I'm 30 and played RE2 when it came out. RE7 was just when I first realized how the RE Fanbase really was, since everyone was talking about the lives of characters that werent even in the game
how far are you into the game, and what difficulty? the game throws at least a R+B+G and two first aid sprays at you in the first 5 to 10 minutes in the B route (Hardcore), maybe just restart if you're not far in.
Do you promise to ejaculate mass amounts of sperm into my fertile womb? Because that's literally my only requirement at this point. I'm so tired. I just want more children to protect.
I mean, character background speculation is one thing, but I think the decadent fanbase really went into overdrive in the last years with the nude mods, model swaps, rule34, etc.
If someone could mod this lingerie in the game it would be all I nees
Of course
>1998 claire
>tired
she probably still thinks Leon will marry her
These mods are pure cringe and make me embarrassed to be a Resident Evil fan.
t. mad consolebab
t. male feminist
Damn, Leon "Plowing the Redfield" Kennedy is dating that?
>PC user
>male feminist upset about cringe sex mods for both genders and a BOW.
Ok
haha what a CUTE family we have, right guys? there's NO WAY this could POSSIBLY go wrong, SURELY he didn't meet another girl during all that? i'm sure he's gonna ask me on a second date soon!
>Damn, Leon "Plowing the Redfield" Kennedy is dating that?
No, sweetie. In Claire's wildest of wildest of dreams.
He is, but they only do handholding and kisses on the cheek until marriage!
SHUT UP ME AND THIS WHITE HAIRED LEON GUY ARE GONNA HAVE WILD SEX AND I'M GOING TO GET SO PREGNANT I'M GOING TO BE THE NEXT KATE PLUS EIGHT AND LEON'S GOING TO BE SUPER JEALOUS OF ALL MY CHILDREN THAT I WILL BE A GREAT MOTHER TO
_ _ _ _ !
wish they would use better bodies or something for these fucking reskins dude
claire is a seriously overrated waifu
They must fight to the death
>introduce new und unexpectedly likeable character
>kill him
Thanks Capcom.
Maybe he'll be back!
He wasn't alone
>Think about the idea of a sexy beach party mod that makes it so everyone is wearing swimsuits
>Then remember that Sherry and Irons are in the game
Yeah, haha, I know what you mean... sucks, right?
>Steve
>likeable
Fuck off, Cuckside. Capcom will NOT bring you back, you virgin
doesn't everyone hate this lad though?
Is it me or her ass is too small for that dress?
WOOHOO WERE GONNA EAT PIZZA AND HAVE SMOKIN SEXY STYLE SEX
>piers returns in re8 with a missing arn and a cool scar
How happy?
I want Jill to fart in my face!
THANK GOD, YEE HAW, FUCK YOU LEON, I'M GONNA HAVE GREASY PIZZA SEX WITH THIS HOMELESS MAN NOW AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED
that would be totally retarded but i'd mark out
just give him a robot arm
haha POOOOOOOOOOOO :)
But Dante, you've never had sex.
post alyson court lewds
>remember that time i actually found fan fiction about piers surviving and having powers kind of like sherry and helping the BSAA and chris and how it was pretty good for like 10 chapters until it turned into a weird story about wesker wanting to fuck chris and then i noped the fuck out
It still hurts, bros.
/re/sident evil /vg/ general WHEN?
her ass looked so fucking fat and edible in that costume
claire is a kissless virgin, i doubt she will notice
>turned into a weird story about wesker wanting to fuck chris
isn't that like 3/4ths of all re fics
user if you think the shipfags and demake faggots are bad now, a general will contain all that autism into one thread. Do you want that?
never hopefully, i don't want any discord trannys around here
>literally no fucks were given by Leon
Bye, Claire.
>turned into a weird story about wesker wanting to fuck chris
>isn't that like 3/4ths of all re fics
Isn't that like canon
that's sexist
ADA YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS, EITHER I FUCK YOU OR LEON FUCKS MY SISTER, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
>Im Kennedy
>implying Ada isn't fucking some scientist for one of her missions meanwhile leon gets drunk somwhere else
discord fucked /vg/ up big time. most of the threads are for gachashit now
I hope she sends Leon pictures.
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The police station is two blocks down.
get away from her!
>Son, you are going to come sit in the living room with mommy and play my game - the original Resident Evil 2 for the PSX - right? If you're a good boy and beat the B scenario with Claire, I'll let you have some milk while I recite my lines from DSC.
he used to be attractive when younger but i believe he got into a car accident that fucked his face up. i think he's said he has a metal eye socket now?
>Haha, did... did Wesker fuck Claire guys? I uhhh missed it... but if it happened, wow, that would be hilarious... I should uhhh see it... where it was posted? For laughs... of course.....
maybe
the sexual tension is PALPABLE
NO MOMMY DO IT IN LYDIAS VOICE
>kills his balls
>fucks his sister
based
>YOU WILL PLAY MY GAME SON!
>IT WASNT THE DAMN UNION'S FAULT!!
what do I get if I get an A rank on NIGHTMARE mode on the Dreamcast port?
no way fag
YOU GET THESE.
>tattoo
fucking dropped
Same. Thanks for this post user. Now I get it.
god bless this wonderful woman.
consider it done
I'll try
OH NO! IT BACKFIRED HORRIBLY
NANI
This is a weird thread and all you guys are weird.
I'm ashamed to have ever considered myself a 4channer and am discontinuing my gold pass premium account.
they are together in heaven
Imagine complaining about phone posting in 2019. Jesus Christ it's not 2010 any more. Anons are probably posting from their fridges now. There is nothing left worth saving anyway, especially Yea Forums, let it go bro. Delete your copypastas txt file and go play some vidya.
All I see these days is leon twinking for the tyrant
I want to lick every inch of his body
whats with these images
Is this better?
damn look at those milky thighs
this is an imageboard.
BASED
Unironically best campaign.
Chris>Jake>Leon>Ada
who started this meme
Subjectively wrong,
Leon>Chris>Jake>Ada
some drawfag who frequented re2 threads, I dont thing he's around anymore.
Alyson Court is a goddess, true queen of Yea Forums.
Leon's campaign trying to be horror was one of the worst parts of 6 imho
Leon was so shit i almost threw myself from a fifth floor out of pure boredom
>GOD DAMMIT PIERCE, I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE, GET YOU HEALED AND THEN YOU CAN FUCK MY SISTER
the way chris is constantly covered in sweat and blood and grime in the latter parts of 6 is kino desu
Leon's campaign that doesnt have stupid gears of war shooting enemies everywhere is one of the best parts of re6 man. I actually couldn't stand all the gun fighting in chris's campaign, and at least jake had kung fu fun times.
>But Chris...there's only one redifled I want..and I'm looking right at him.
Chris is truly a genius
Never got why people like Leon's the most. It has the most annoying QTE's, is the only one with stupid walking and talking sections. Should have been pure action like Chris instead of trying to be horror-ish. It doesn't really fit. I do actually like the Flyman fight though. Not T-rex.
Only if you post a link to the rest
Hell it makes more sense than Leon at this point.
Close but switch Ada with Leon. Leon's campaign was the most boring qte filled piece of shit ever. Helena was also the worst companion in the game.
Leon is also insufferable in this game. He has absolutely zero personality in 6. Fucking horrible, even Chris has more character in that game.
Leon is probably the most inconsistent character in the series and I hate it, they should have just kept his personality from 4.
6 embracing the fact that it's an action shooter is much better than 6 trying desperately to convince you it's horror, not to mention how it starts with the most shameless raccoon city pastiche possible
4's translation was off and that's the reason for the inconsistency. Leon actually has a very dry and serious personality much like Jill.
Leon is probably just sick and tired of getting told "I will tell you later" by Helena and getting led on by Ada.
Not really, no "translation" shit can make up for the fact that he had a cocky dry sense of humor in the game which is also displayed through actions, not just dialogue.
6 he's a non-character.
tbf chris has some of the most character of the playable characters in 6, the whole chris/piers campaign is centered around his characterization and his emotional state really
I mean he still has his stupid one liners in 6.
it kinda felt like they didn't really know what to do with him, but knew that he had to be there since ada was important to the plot. he's not really full on burnout leon crawling into a bottle, he's just kinda there
>has to shoot the cock-eye to bring him down faster
post sauce to the rest you homo
I would have even liked depressed drunk Leon over the one we got.
Also to go on a different tangent, if 6 dedicated all the resources they spent on making 4 disparate campaigns and just made one really good one that game could have actually been good (and potentially amazing). Same with 5 and being a forced co-op game (even though that game is superior to 6 it's still a shadow of what it could have been).
ohh user, these threads are.....dangerous
there are......terrible demons......OUCH
Claire S Kennedy
its important to also note that splitting the story across 4 campaigns meant you had no idea what the fuck was really going on until you had exhausted everything, that feeling of confusion and disjointed storytelling is one of its biggest sticking points imo
to be honest, looking at that pre-coop draft for 5, i think we may have largely gotten the same game regardless as moving into production would necessitate ideas being pared down and streamlined. its compelling to look at concept drawings and imagine but even in very successful and ambitious games those ideas are rarely translated to a real product in their fullest potential extent
The Sheriff outfit is top tier
There any way to chop together Chris clips to make him say "Fuck my sister" or "Leon, please" and add that to the Mr. X Mod?
>top ten haunting photos taken moments before disaster
I kinda disagree about 5, I think it would have been a far better paced game and it was looking to emphasize less on just action set-pieces and would have been more inspired by 4 in its pacing (a good balance of atmospheric slow paced combat and more actiony sections with the occasional light puzzle). Instead it's mostly just one action set-piece after another.
Gears just had to come along though and ruin everything though, guarantee Capcom executives mandated co-op right when development was starting to go full steam ahead and the rest is history. I think 6 was doomed from the start though, Capcom was at the height of shit when that game started development.
those storyboards are all action setpieces, including even more turret sequences than we got in the final game
I actually saw a fic with a licker tongue rimjob mentioned in the description. I thought better of sharing it though. Wanted to spare your imaginations that image.
I shouldn't have worried. This place is degenerate as fuck
man what a fag
why is he not blushing.
i don't think you'd be blushing when eminent death is looming
imagine being Ada