He picks the female character

>he picks the female character

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In some games it's fine to play as the girl.
Monster Hunter is not one of those games.

What games is it okay to play as a girl in?

>MUH MUH BETTER CLOTHING STYLES MUH STARE AT ASSS
>opting out of gundam armor sets and actual armor in general and not bikini skins
Female hunter players are biggest homos of female pickers out of them all

>Not playing as a cat

the only reason to ever pick a female in MH is for the armored dress

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I always play as female characters in MH because all of the male armor sets look the same. There's a lot more variety in female armor sets. Some are big and bulky, some are bikinis, some look like slightly modified versions of the male sets, so on. Most males sets look like maccao armor or gundam

She looks cute and the dudes looks cool. You can have 2 characters. They did a good job with both. It would be boring if they just re sized the male armor and copy pasted it to the females.

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Staying in the closet is not healthy for your mental health.

>Actually self-inserting as your character
Check yourself into a psych ward, you are mentally ill.

Denial will do you harm in the long run. Just admit you're a tranny faggot that wants to pretend to be a girl.

You should really stop projecting so much

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>pretend to be a girl
The same way you pretend to be a virtual equation that models a sweaty, muscly man because your real self is so inadequate you literally have to perform self-induced depersonalization as an escape from reality? Are you aware that thinking you are someone else, especially if that someone is not in any way real, a serious psychiatric disorder? Someone contact the whitecoats, another one got out and into the computer office again.

>the akura armors in MH
What the fuck is this shit

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Left legitimately looks fucking retarded, what kind of absolute bara homo would think that's cool.

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what an absolute cutie

>Not playing as a four-armed suit of armor wielding a sharpened wing

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Please kill yourselves, you blind tasteless faggots.

This is the ideal form

Eliminate all mh thots.

t. ranny

I feel so sorry for you two. It must get lonely in the closet all the time.

every games that lets you play as a girl

Both look cringe

what do you like user

Not lonelier than that padded cell.

Why do people automatically assume everyone makes a character to self insert? Like are you baiting or legit retarded?

just suck a dick already
everyone knows you are a faggot anyway so you can stop these desperate attempts to seem heterosexual

looks like we’ve got a live one

Being a tranny would still be world's better than being somebody who completely ignores objective facts. Both sides have equal amounts of lewd, gundam and regular armour sets.

You would know this unless you've either never played the games or are simply ignoring the truth to shitpost.

Any game where girls are actually attractive and the armor isn't just a copy paste of the male that makes it look like you're playing as a 14 year old boy.
So Monster Hunter qualifies, especially with transmog (clownsuiting always looks bad anyway)

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Designs that don't look like WoW for males and no female warriors at all if possible. Making them look like lolitas or bikini girls is just neckbeard tier.

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>he unironically thinks being a tranny is better than anything
At least you reveal your true intentions but holy shit how pathetic

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t.seething 42%

I usually like to make cute girls when playing a vidya game with character customization but not in MH, MH is so fucking manly it forces me to use a male character and give him a cool as fuck armor to kill monsters with a big fucking weapon while flexing like a motherfucker on the face of danger, and is one of the few games where I self insert.

Monster Hunter is a game where you can fight a gigantic golden praying mantis that pilots its own humongous mecha and you're complaining about lolitas or bikini girls?

youtube.com/watch?v=2Xz_xUI44Io

This is a pretty neckbeard take user.
I largely agree for realistic/dark fantasy games but Monster Hunter just isn't that at all. The aesthetic fits, and the games are good as hell.

go back to your discord

You are a big girl.

based
cringe

Do you people even read what you type, let alone what others post?

>calls the male armor childish
>likes the awful kawaii armor of the females
Damn that's some real shit taste you got there.

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cope

>female version of the armor
>exposed legs and chest
I hope games stop doing this someday.

>male portraits of the strong DPS class who literally drains the health of entire party to boost his own damage is a serious and focused fighter
>female portrait of the same class is some clumsy bimbo who looks like she holds the weapon for the first time in her life

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>close range class
Male.
>long range class
Female.

Find a flaw.

Male armor in pre-MHW entries of the series look edgy and dumb, like a 10 year old designed what he thought would look cool.

I'm with you on the MH thing but
>being a tranny (almost, if not necessarily, inherently an idiot on top of being a deranged attention seeking faggot) is worlds better than being a regular idiot
slow down buddy
Not what I meant at all. I'm saying having females wear male armor on a smaller frame is just innately worse than playing the male and being a cool dude, with some exceptions.

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>Any game where girls are actually attractive and the armor isn't just a copy paste of the male that makes it look like you're playing as a 14 year old boy.
Correct
>So Monster Hunter qualifies
Fuck no, World is the only game where females look kinda sorta okay.

That male armor is genuinely more ridiculous than the female one, a good 60% of his body is completely unarmored/exposed

dude look at that cutie tho

That don't make any sense, a HBG weights a fuck ton more than SnS, DB, IG, LS and arguably HH.

Do you even read what type you sense motherfucking tranny?
>Both sides have equal amounts of lewd, gundam and regular armour sets
You'd have to be an absolute moron if you actually think this. A majority of fem hunter sets are slut armor while males only get a few.

He's 100% covered. The flesh-tone bits you see are bone plates.

>not picking the girl
NIGGER HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THAT HAT
BIFF MCLARGEHUGE THERE WISHES HE HAD A HAT AS FABULOUS AS IT

Are you retarded? he is an absolute unit in that suit of armor, is absolutely fucking armored, not a single vulnerable spot.

>kinda sorta okay
I disagree, they look amazing as long as you do a decent job in the character creator and there are plenty of semen demon sets. I also thought plenty of sets looked great 3rd and 4th gen but only one of those games had transmog so you could easily get stuck with something ugly unless you gimp yourself.
>clumsy bimbo trying her best, putting the team on her back and overcoming the odds
this is moe. SQ is all about moe.

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based

Anyone wanna play 4U or XX?

Mount & Blade is the best for playing a woman character imo. You get all the same equipment the male characters have, and when you equip them they look pretty much the same. And you don't get any of that boob armor shit unless you're playing with mods.
Also the playstyle is slightly different which is neat. Since the game takes place in a sort of fictional medieval setting, you have to work harder than the men in order to get noticed by nobles and the like.

I hate how hard it is to make anything remotely cute or sexy in mhw.

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I'm saying having females wear male armor on a smaller frame is just innately worse
I disagree. The 3rd generation low/high rathalos armor more closely resembles the male counterpart and it looks far better than the first generation version.

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Whoops forgot to greentext the
>I'm saying having females wear male armor on a smaller frame is just innately worse

wait whats wrong with playing as the cute girl?
as long as i still get to dunk on dinos, right?

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it gibs u the big gay

peak performance

Yet in all the PC lobbies I play in 90% of """"""""people""""""""" (mentally ill repressed faggots) play female characters.

why didnt i think of that before

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Every single time

I always thought it looked very effeminate with the open helm, exposed thigh, boob plate and skirt and hair-ish looking helm that were already there though. I'm a big fan of that armor as well.
When I say that I'm talking more or less 1 to 1 medieval male armor, though I don't really mean to shit on that wholesale, I honestly think it can be cool but I'd generally rather just play a dude.

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Mod it

I feel that they should definitely be more similar, though not necessarily identical, than they are now between genders. Full armor sets should be full armor for both genders, lighter things should be the same, silly costumes from silly birds should be equally silly, and the designated slutwear outfit should be slutwear for both genders.
Kirin has this going for it. Kirin is equal-opportunity slutwear. Most other things do not, and it's a full armor/slutwear divide.

this is why you shouldn't play MH on pc.
Just go take a look at /mhg/ on /vg/ for a second. What you see will shock and disturb you.

What's the point if everyone can't see it.

What a cucked logic

Are you not using transmog user? It's not hard at all.
I think nargacuga exemplifies equal sluttiness for male and female. Can't wait for it in iceborne, one of them better be modeled after the gunner version though.

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>as long as i still get to dunk on dinos, right?
what?

world is ravaged by giant monsters and catastrophe-causing entities and all your concerned about is your appearance. baka, unbelievably superficial.

That female outfit looks comfy as fuck

People who call out others for chosing female characters in games are just insecure about their sexuality

You are not a fag for picking a chick on a videogame (another thing maybe, but not a fag) Cant say the same about those who are constantly throwing the gay word around, tho

This is Hank Hill tier ass

>world is ravaged by giant monsters and catastrophe-causing entities
>implying that the people living there give a single fuck about that
Is like if you don't actually play the games, the people of MH are extremely used to be surrounded by giant violent monsters coming directly to fuck their town/city/roads up and they they can't care less, all they have to do is stay away send a single guy to get the job done in less than a single fucking hour, that's how broken hunters are.

It DOES. 10/10 would hunt mammoths into extinction to craft.

See, if the artist had any taste, the female variant would have just been the left version with bigger T&A.

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If they made her look like the guy on the left, you'd be shitting yourselves with apoplectic misogynistic buttrage like for Gridlock.
Prove me wrong.

No, if the artist had any taste, the male variant would have been like the right, still comfy but manlier. Good looking cold-weather gear.

monster hunter has some pretty cool designs senpaitachi thanks for exposing them to me

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>Find fully armored women hot as hell, as in they're fully covered from head to toe but they still have an obvious feminine physique
>Monster Hunter always goes out of its way to give the men cool fantasy looking armor and then just strip everything away for the females so skin is exposed everywhere - besides a few exceptions
Why do the Japs cuck me so?

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Weebs, natch.

Because the majority of nips hate strong women

Are you serious? The girl looks comfy as fuck. The guy looks like his pauldrons and greaves desperately need fillings or something. Sorry to break it to you OP, looking at too much overdesigned MH garbage has fucked up your taste.

mh4u had probably the widest selection of female armor in style. All the way from bikinis to fem gundam. They distinctly higher effort than most of the Male armors for sure.

>In MH4U G-Rank male Teo chest gives you a sweet ass cape
>female version doesn't

Fucking defend this

>wear cape
>easy vestigial thing to get caught up on a monster
>die

in monster hunter, you hunt monsters, right?
youtube.com/watch?v=SIhBc0cl3r4

Yeah, shame about MHW though. About 95% of all female armor sets literally do one of the following

>Give it an armored skirt
>Remove the full face helm
>Exposed the midriff

There's about two armor sets in MHW that are on par with the male set. Lavasioth Beta and Baan.

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are you kidding me. if not for me, the greatest hunter in the world, xenovagnia would have killed everything. talk about a close call

>implying that hunters give a fuck about that
style > efficiency

All of which you completely ignored with your honed blade clownsuit

Xenofaggot is nothing compared to big boss monsters like Dalamadur or Fatalis, both of those could go in a rampage and pretty much no one but "legendary" hunters could put them down, fortunately Dalamadur minds it's own stuff and Fatalis is a lazy faggot so he prefers to just rant in silence.

Left looks so much better than right. God damn I love knight armor.

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Play world then, all of the armor in that game is boring as fuck.

should've ended at the second panel

I feel the same
Also
>fucking love scorpions
>Akura armor looks like a fucking joke and the alternate one barely resembles anything scorpion-like with only the Male one not looking like shit
This fucking blows

Yeah, literally the armor I always end up using in World is the Baan armor seen here I never deviate from it because I hate the look of every other female suit.=

wtf i like female armor now

>the absolute state of picking a female character
why have armored skirts when you can be a fucking guyver unit

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what a terrible example. brach armor looks like shit in any form.

No THIS is some shit taste

enjoy your glowing neon dildo armor

Fuck this armor and fuck this monster. CLACK CLACK CLACK How about fuck you.

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I like cute girls
I like the aesthetics of cute girl armor a bit more than full suits of cool men armor, but both are nice
I like the idea of a cute girl using big weapons and doing magic and shit.
I like cute girls. I dunno why this is hard to understand.

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Agnaktor is based you faggot. Cant believe they gave its gimmick to that shitty ass lavasioth in world

:^)

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clack is fucking adorable fuck you nigger word

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>be me
>pick male
>suck dick every day
tru story

>maximum comfy
>MASSIVE
Genuinely a tough choice, OP.

hmm...

None of you seem to understand
I'm not caught up on the monster, the monster is caught up on me

>MH x JoJo

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>sleep finally triggers
>bombs out
youtube.com/watch?v=D2L4r0Aelvg

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it's quite simple really if you're some kind of weeb that can't share the things he enjoy in public, aka, loli, harem anime, and other shit like that, you'll pick the girl

if you're someone that isn't socially inept you pick the guy,

>inb4 i can't take my eyes off the man ass,
fun fact that argument came from a guy that loves to get pegged by his wife

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Not just gave it clackclack's gimmick, but gave it a shittier version of the gimmick. BROKE THE PART? ENJOY YOUR SHITZONE. May not bounce but it's still shit.
And yet I bet they had no idea why people didn't hunt the fucker.

BrachyBITCH

youtube.com/watch?v=STE_ugj7s2M

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that's because you're gay, you don't want to be a women, you're happy with being a man and sucking dick, but men that roleplay as the girl, wish they were one, aka trans, very different

>mfw i use the baki armor in mhx

nothing is more manly that hunt monster without any and only you boxers

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do you guys actually believe this shit or is it all just shitposting?

I use the Baki Combat Jutsu with the Jho gauntlets because it's fun punching shit, plus they have +40% Affinity and that can be boosted. If there were brass knuckle hand armor in the game I'd transmog that to the Baki Combat Jutsu and use that instead.

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the
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I fucking love getting it to 100 affinity with repeat offender and crit eye+3. All those crit effects on the screen

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woah she tall

>mfw the left is a joke

you will be to heavy and to slow in mountain where every monster is fast and maybe you will fall because some breathing disease

I'm using Repeat Offender and Crit Boost, I figure the slight affinity loss is made up by the boost in damage, and it's much easier to just repeatedly hit the monster instead of try to exploit weak points when they can one or twoshot me at any point too. Especially for monsters that don't have weak points at all.

Have you seen the shit hunters carry user I don't think they understand what too heavy means
Even the dual blades are like swinging fucking barbells around

Hunters are not regular humans, they are literally super soldiers, biologically enhanced to do all kinds of super human feats, that heavy ass suit of armor is nothing but fancy clothes for them.

I really wish they would put Baki Combat Jutsu in World. Why the fuck would Capcom put in Ryu and Sakura (layered) armor and not make a fist db weapon? I really hope this gets remedied in Iceborn.

>transmog
Either own up to your crutch clownsuit or get good enough to wear something else you WoW simpleton
People like you are why there are no gunner helms or sets in world, too

Transmog is in XX/GU, you know.

Ruined

I will now buy your game

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Yes, I know, and it's just as bad. World is more egregious with its armor/skill system though.

I don't see anything wrong with being able to make my own fashion outfit and still be strong enough to handle endgame content. Vanity systems like this are indicative of a good game.

>Why do you pick female characters?

Smaller model interferes with the camera less, smaller hitbox in some games, sometimes superior shorter animations, general gameplay advantages, taking advantage of the pathetic white knights / core nature of men to not attack women on some instinctual and or sub-conscious level.

Everything else is secondary and tertiary bonuses.

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>Left is pimp Catarina knight
>Right is a metal fursuit
Male armor > female armor

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Every class has a predetermined gender that cannot be changed. Female witches and mages, male knights and fighters...anything else is not real. It all depends on what I feel like playing at the moment.

a little bit of both, im obviously shitposting but on the other hand, all of my guy friend that play as a female are socially akward as fuck and 9/10 times virgin, it's like when you say black people don't commit crimes more often than other races but then look at the statistics,kek

with very very minor exceptions there are no armor skills that are 100% essential to handle endgame content, and defense values only matter if you're getting hit a lot. Finding a good looking mixed set that works with a personal charm, or swapping out a blade helm for a gunner with slightly different stats and slots is a fulfilling element of gameplay to me; you might as well just mod the game and replace every slot with only your preferred set's model if you're set on vanity.
Becoming proficient enough to ditch crutches/training wheels via practice is a good thing, as is replacing them with stuff like AuX instead

that's completely understandable, but MH doesn't have classes and the male armors are clearly superior

everyone who plays female wants to ride a huge throbbing cock

>THIS ICONIC FRANCHISE
>THAT IS USUALLY REPRESENTED WITH A GIRL
>NOT SUITABLE

This is gangsta

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This is wack

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Sometimes there are certain monster attacks that I get hit by regardless of what I do because they're so wide-reaching and sudden or I just get unlucky, and so I want the defense to survive that. Also, for monsters that have ~20000 HP and take the full 50 minutes, like EX Deviants, I do want to optimize on my armor skills to be able to finish the quest in time. The last time I solo'd an EX Deviant, I won with literally 26 seconds to spare.

>he doesn't play the wizard class

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>>THAT IS USUALLY REPRESENTED WITH A GIRL
Rathalos is male, the hunter fighting it is usually a guy in Rathalos armor

youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ

what else am i to pick?
i'm a straight male and I want to look at females, not males

Bitch, its usually kirin armor. And I don't see a male monster hunter in Infinite. The series is represented by a fucking lady.

based

kirin armor is only the poster(girl) in whatever porn you're looking up

Don't mind me, just posting the best female armor in MH

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I don't want to fight that fuckin thing any more than I have to

I play whatever looks good. I'd rather play as a female in japanese stuff, since the men tend to look like women anyway and I'm not into traps.
Sometimes it depends on the role. A tank will be a man, a healer a woman, closet sexist that I am. Sometimes it depends on what it changes in the game, or what's canon. Sometimes the voice actor makes the difference.
I don't really put myself in the character's shoes, more I think of them like an author would with the characters they write.
Ultimately there's no single reason, I just look at both and go with whatever suits the game/idea best.

And the MHxSF content has Ken in Rathalos armor snd Rainbow Mika in Zinogre EX

pic related is the best way to go
nothing makes me harder than girls with masked faces + bikini armor.

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dude its okay you can just say theyre cute

>this meme again
Your entire argument falls apart when you realize not everyone self inserts into characters even when they're meant to.
Choosing interfaces/companions/etc. to be feminine is something man's been doing forever. Why is Navi a girl? Why is Siri's voice female? Why is Alexa's voice female? Cortana? Glados? Woman can relate to something being female and men are chimps who are happy to be around anything feminine.

>it's usually kirin armor
you're just proving you never played a single monster hunter, you just played Marvel vs Capcom infinite, and ONE of 3 skins in SFV was kirin
the kirin armor was NEVER used to represent monster hunter, it's always a guy except in the opening for Tri, ther'es a guy AND a girl there
now fuck off

I'd be down for some GU if you're still here and have that version.

|Ibuki has Kirin Armor.

I'm okay with picking the girl because she reminds me of this.

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You don't play as Siri or any of that shit you mong.

People who can't create or experience a story without inserting themselves into it are a blight on narratives everywhere

They're the same sort of people who immediately shit on a game because the protag is white and they're not.

Same principle, what purpose is there in picking a male character/avatar if you're not bent on self inserting

MH: Rathalos and male hunter
MHFU: Narga and several hunters
MH3U: Rathalos and male hunter
MH4U: Gore and several hunters
MHXX: Valstrax and several hunters
MHW: Rathalos and several hunters
None of the the hunters in any box art are wearing Kirin armor.

>smaller model
in MHW the camera is adjusted for that rekt
>smaller hitbox
name 3 games
>shorter animations
name any game that does this and matters in the gameplay
>general gameplay advantages
you jerking off while playing is a gameplay advantage???
>white knights
kek really
you didn't make a SINGLE point there buddy, you can just say you find them cute, we won't judge you, just don't make things up kek

I want to be a lesbian anime girl.

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with the exception of alien people or whatever this is usually true though, writers spend more time on the main character being an "other" than they do utilizing that otherness to make the story compelling. It's like they think they're all set just by sprinkling in some magic diversity.

I always create 2 character in MH one male and one female
I do this in most games where this is an option and there's character creation and some degree of customization
To me it just feels like you're missing out on part of the game if you don't

i will now play you are game

Not that the original was any good either.

thats gay, dude

are you idiots really telling me that you look up and compare all the armor sets in a game before rolling your first character

>he supports opinions with comics

Cuteness transcends all logic.

She does? Well I'll be damned. The Zinogre looks amazing on Mika though, as does Rath on Ken. Zinogre EZ in MH looks like ass on females. GX is good though.

My dick doesn't care.

desu in MH3U grills had some of the cutest armor in the game but males had access to the coolest looking armor, Wroggi Armor. (Females can use it too but doesn't look as good)

Friendly reminder that a large amount of guys actually enjoy the entire dress-up aspect of games which will play into their choice of picking male or female in games. I'm sure plenty of you older guys will have memories of playing dress-up games that was catered to girls back in the 90's and even early 2000's.

Lesbian here.

Just a reminder that we are taking over. The fact is women have NEVER been attracted to men: we needed them for protection, economic support and procreation, and sex is what we traded for those things (or they just raped us).
But now? First-world men have been totally domesticated, so no need to worry about violence. We're taking over the work force too, so we can provide for ourselves. And medical science has made procreative sex totally unnecessary; we can just buy the sperm (with our superior earnings) and have it cleanly injected without getting within ten feet of a penis.
Women are naturally more attracted to other women. Who wouldn't be? We're beautiful, soft and smooth and curvy, basically the opposite of hairy oafish ape-like men. And we know how to please each other like no man ever could. Lesbian sex can last for hours.
Every day more and more "straight" girls are being turned. The world of the future is where a small number of strong men act as our designated studs and the rest of you losers are eunuchs designated for manual labor exclusively. Deal with it.

incredibly homosexual

friendly reminder that the only people who actually care about this are cringe neckbeards who self-insert and assume everyone else does the same.

just replying to this now so people know it's pasta
there are no girls on Yea Forums

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>pasta
Not an argument

Because despite all the bitching online, woman love dressing up their characters with sexy/cutesy shit and rarely in full-body armor.

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Only cucks use secondary reasons to justify playing female characters, they want to know why and now they know.

>the camera is adjusted

So now it's pulled back further than I want, fantastic, thank you for helping my point.

>3 games
Tera, Dragon's Dogma, Soul'sBorne, many online shooters

>Shorter animations
Tera, most new games take lazier routes and just slap identical animations on everything so it's less prevalent. It matters every single time it's present so I'm not sure why you tacked that idiocy on.

>General gameplay advantages

I mean all of the above combine into general advantages. Smaller weapons / armor models aid with the camera and is a general advantage if you really need something, especially if said weapons retain the same reach or have superior size - reach ratios.

>white knights

Nigger there's a million stories of women taking advantage of dumbass men in online vidya, why do you think those twitch thot's even exist?

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Because I've been working in a stupid Armoury museum for 8 years now, I have come to hate anything that covers the entire body in metal.

This is not usually the case with female characters, also, because they're cute.

Give her the hat and the mask at the same time and then we'll talk

>Western box art switches out the game's actual flagship monster for Rathalos
God I fucking hate that shit

Okay fags, what are some non-MMO games that give me the option to play as a cute girl and has good outfits/customization.

Animal Crossing

dragon's dogma

Style Savvy games, jew simulator + waifu customization you can dress her any way you want.

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modded Skyrim

shitty tasty

Not him but male swordmaster Brachy armor has a dildo on the head, just like Brachy.

Man I love it when people who have literally zero experience with a subject talk big. It always makes me smile.

having played the demo for this out of boredom I'm not convinced it's worth my time

Is it because chamcham is the most adorable of all monsters and it is painful to see it harmed?

This will always be the dumbest fucking comic.

So, anyone want to play some MH?

I would like, but I'm beyond rusty and my internet is shit, I haven't played for like two years.

>thinking you are a girl and getting hormone injections and surgeries and breaking down when someone says "he" instead of "her" is mental illness
>not doing the above but playing as a female character in a video game is also mental illness
Stop equating perfectly functional normal people to literal diseased attention whores

I’m busy with god eater

Wait, is the reason why people think its gay to play a girl character is because of projection? Huh. I always kinda just see blank slates as some fictional character. Not me.

Fair enough, good luck on your hunts in any game.

I always make old men/ugly characters because what kind of faggot still tries to make overly attractive self inserts/waifus as an adult?

the funny ugly character phase is a underageb& thing to do

>not picking a female character and decking her out in the most girly stuff to humiliate the losers you beat even more

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>nobody has posted the best female armor of the series yet
Disappointing Yea Forums

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You are such a tryhard faggot holy shit. I gimped myself and used full/visually compatible in lieu of optimized sets in 3 and 4, I still vastly prefer being able to freely put together a set of good, fun skills and use all the aesthetically pleasing but shit armor via transmog (it's the name of the mod and common vernacular for this kind of mechanic, I've never played WoW, get over yourself) I want in World instead of being stuck with a smaller pool of both.

You're misunderstanding me

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Its more fun to put effort into making a cool character that isn't just a conventionally attractive waifu/self insert.

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Rajang in general is awesome. Jho is good too.

Of course I'm going to pick the more attractive one. that's how attraction works.

>Discord Trannies ITT pick female despite themselves being male

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>game has a jojo reference

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Quick reminder that this is my wife

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Your wife is a fucking slut!

She's also my girlfriend, sorry dude

Well that's ok because I'm an intellectual

Whatever helps you sleep at night

>tfw no mh gf

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Not with you fag HAHAHAHA

I remember a first tume i read it. It's sounds much more sillier now

I've got a spare if you want
Completely shellless

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Thats how you end up in a gay relationship with Daffy Duck

You're not gaining any notable advantage from playing as a woman in a game unless you're swindling people out of money and items. The chances are practically nonexistent that you're good enough for these unquantifiable advantages to do you any good.

Just admit you're a fag and want to be a woman. You've made at least two posts where all you do is grasp as hard as you can at a handful of straws.

>Not me.

Yeah it's not you, it's only controlled by your inputs, decisions, and says what you want it to say. It's totally removed from you.

>core nature of men not to attack women
Hell no, if you play human female or undead female I'm ganking you because you're a try-hard discord tranny, but if you're a tauren male or troll male I know you're a bro.

t. vanilla wow autist

my MHW character is a girl

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

You've gone from "Lol there is no advantage!" to "The advantages are too small to matter!".

There is no reason to pursue this conversation further, you've already admitted the advantages exist proving my original point for choosing female characters over male. All you're doing now is desperately clutching at air to downplay the advantages as hard as possible to keep your brainlet viewpoint that "All men who play female characters are the big gay!".

So I guess this is your last (you).

Lots of normies play WoW, that was directed towards them explicitly.

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Why not? My hunter is cute. I want to marry her.

I'd argue character gender mattere even less in retail (where the normies are) because there's basically no world pvp and loot is way less competitive. Almost every single alliance raider is a female human anyways.

Just admit you like playing as a girl.

but it's kawaii user, I like it that way

Dumb faggot

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>posts "preferred pronouns" the character

My preferred pronouns are "hunter" and "here's your quest"

>tfw male+female characters are made so different that you literally HAVE to pick female if you want to go for a certain playstile

Thankfully as long as you weren't playing FO, there was no reason not to go male and play HUcast/RAmar. FOmar was fucking cucked compared to FOmarl.

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I wish male armors had open helmets like the female armors. That's basically it. I spent time on making a cool looking dude, so why can't I ever get anything more than a helmet?

youtube.com/watch?v=vFyk5NKnWJA

based fated four

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>Gammoth
>Not Gammoth X

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It's a shame that MH armor design has gotten way worse after 4U. GU looks like a shitty chinese MMO in that aspect.

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GU has 4U's armor

I'm not the guy you were arguing with you dumb shit.

>armor style
Gammoth > Glavenus > Astalos > gay fox
>Monster battle
Glavenus > Astalos > Gammoth > gay fox
>battle theme
Gammoth > Glavenus > Astalos > gay fox

I'm not the guy who was originally arguing with that guy either.

It's like we're all anonymous or something.

I wish GU's online wasn't dead

CHOOSE YOUR [WAIFU] ARMOR

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for me male armor always look better

>Still haven't bought it
I hope by the time i get it the game isn't completely dead

CHOOSE YOUR [GANGSTA!] ARMOR

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>MHGen
>Look up Zinogre EX on Ping's Dex
>Male helmet partially reveals the face
>Look at it in-game
>It's a full-faced helm like usual
>Think it was a MHX thing but it's the same case while playing MHXX

Always found that strange.

I'm in an English MHF guild and I can attest to this. Heard one remark about the boob physics being over-exaggerated from one of them so they turn that off, but otherwise they're more than happy to play dress up with their characters.

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Is there a fucking point to a game without Cera Cymmetry? It bothers the fuck out of me that it's not in GU or World.

absolute unit