Stop playing God of War

The GOTYs were so fucking kino, lads.

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>>Alex flipping out on the newest Beastcast at Dan wanting to bury RDR2 again
Begging ya to give me a timestamp.

is that mussolini?

I absolutely love how people always keep trying to throw "BUT DAN, YOU LOVE MGS! AHA! I CAUGHT YOU!" like it's anything meaningful. MGS is at least fun to play, compared to RDR2 which is a chore and a slug.

She’s right you know, but for the wrong reason. It’s boring movie game trash and doesn’t deserve half the praise it gets.

Jew loving incel faggot bitch.

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no, it god father.

oy vey..

On the other hand, he did like MGS 4 and think it was a fitting finale for the series... That "game" barely has any gameplay.

But it was a fun first-time experience could be challenging without being entirely frustrating.
Good luck trying to suffer through NG+ but an initial playthrough was fun.

Now if only there were more bosses than different coloured troll.

Why does she remind me so much of Doritos Pope Geoff Keighley?

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It did nothing for me except appreciate the other games more. I somehow hated ascension less than this game and ascension is utter trash.

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tfw no qt jewish tomboy gf to convert with my uncut dick

Won't argue the other games aren't better but I'll maintain that GoW 2018 was at least a fun if heavily flawed game.

Is this Sam Roberts?

its been so long since ive cared about these guys that I only recognize the face in the top left

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Fair enough. Agree to disagree.

The gameplay is top notch though. The hardest difficulty is the hardest stealth game I've ever played.

Does abby even like video games?

I feel like she's using giant bomb to kick off a career in comedy, but the truth is that she's painfully unfunny

Why do they still keep her around? She has nothing interesting or informative to say about anything. Not even talking about video games, but is one of the most vacuous stereotypes of a zoomer out there with no genuine field of interest or knowledge in anything.

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I would fug her

Her constant
>who's that
>what's this

Is fucking insane. Like, she didnt know greg kasavin, meaning she knows jack shit about video game history, and she's just painfully ignorant about games in general.

Like, why did she even get hired. She knew jack shit about production or video games

user, the jewish rule is that if you fuck their women they win

she never really said to not play god of war, she just said she was tired of some of the overused family and woman cliches in it

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Not knowing Greg Kasavin is understandable, but she thought Konami was a person.

>she just said she was tired of some of the overused family and woman cliches in it

I can bet you she can't name 3 games she's played through at least halfway through where she encountered this.

>Vice

It lasts for all of 2 hours, ya pinhead.
Act 4 is easily bumrushed with chaff grenades. Act 5 is 10 minutes at most. And don't even get me started on Act 3's "Stealth"

What in the goddamn hell are you even trying to say user. I'm being real, did you even proofread that sentence?

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What do the Giantbomb crew do all day?

t.reading comprehension

You could always ask her on twitter and not smugly sit back and assume things about people.

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Would fuck her tbqFUCKINGh

Not him. Its a pretty simple statement. Are you retarded?

ogay

Can you read? You said Abby claimed she was tired of all these female stereotypes in games. I said that Abby has played so few games that there would be no way she could be tired of them.

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A simple statement should please the eye to read. That "sentence" is like a stroke in text

Youre being picky about sentence structure on Yea Forums?

How many video games even have mothers be central to the plot? I don't believe the average person who plays video games could encounter this enough that it would be grating. Let alone Abby who can barely finish 5 games a year.

Jan knew who Greg was, and he had no reason to.

Speaking of which. Jan is by far the best new hire
>voice isn't insanely grating like ben's
>not constantly shrieking unfunny bullshit while he flails ariund (like ben)
>actually knowledgable, unlike Abby
>plays games that the rest of the bunch don't, and brings in a unique point of view

I have been known to be picky about many things.

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>What in the goddamn hell are you even trying to say user
>A simple statement should please the eye to read
goalposts?

Give it up ESL, everyone got what he meant but you. Don't make me call underage on your ass too.

RIP Danposters

Alex has been around forever too

I stopped playing GoW after Ascension. I liked the series for the mind numbing hacknslash gameplay, the tits and the gore. All of that is gone now whats left is just movie-tier garbage.

Since when did Vinny look so jewish?

Since you've been on Yea Forums too long.

Context, user. Context.

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So you didnt play it?

fucking kek goalposts it is then

I actually like her

No, I don't have to eat shit to know it's shit.

No.

cringe

get out abby

Well, ok then.

Can that mumbling faggot Jason shut up and let Jeff shit on Anthem already FUCKING CHRIST

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idk who this but shes cute

They're still settling into the new offices. Not to mention GOTY literally just wrapped up and they're already preparing for E3!

She is cute, BUT:

>looks like a feminist
>looks jewish
>works at the cumdumpster that is Vice, so the first two are probably right

Wouldn't bang.

What's the point of posts like this? You're contributing to the topic in any fucking way nor do I give a shit about likes/upvotes/good goy points.

FUCK YOU AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
throw the snake

>asking stuff to gaming journalists on twitter
Nice way to be blocked, and have your name added on a database of "toxic people", to wich almost all gaming journalists add on the blocking scripts.

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DREW THROW THE SNAKE

Jeff, Dan, and Rorie are the only based Giant Bomb people left

Ben
>Retard faggot that can't stop talking about fighting games and DotA

Vinny
>Busy dad that can barely even play games anymore.

Brad
>always high on Ambien, falling asleep

Abby
>no explanation needed

Jason
>Only plays Monster Hunter and other shitty anime games

what's drew doing now?

Because the post I'm replying to is so boring and unimaginative that "well, OK then" is the only type of reply it deserves. I'm only replying to you because your anger at us should be directed at an unthinking parrot like the original poster.

She works at giant bomb dude.

Alex

>self-hating white man

>looks jewish
>bad
awful taste

Right then, I hated Vlad

>navarro
>white

It was her #2 game of the year, this stupid thread every day makes no sense

she literally looks like a female patrick

I am afraid to ask, but what was her game of the year?

Cuphead

Red Dead 2
I was wrong god of war is 4, obra din is 2

GOOD TASTE

that unironically is excellent taste.

Yeah but let's keep posting "Stop Playing god of war" every fucking day because someone saw a 2 second clip

Imagine saying something was in the top 5 games of the year and somehow the retards here spin that to
>must mean games bad

Don't tell me what to do, kike.

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They’re planning for E3, it’s tough to get the same people every year in the guest couch

This place is awful. I think more and more about blocking myself from coming here.

you should, i've been gone for a few months since KH3 leaked so i could avoid spoilers and it's felt so great, Yea Forums fucks with your mind after you've been here too long

But how will you see everyone complain about how there was a black person in a video game, instead of posts about games people actually are playing