Ooo, what’s in the parcel Yea Forums

Probably some gay shit, or gay Nintendo shit.

weebshit
its always weebshit

I'm gonna guess either anime figures or some weeb game.

99% of these threads don't deliver or are lackluster

It ain't anime figures, they come in much better packaging

Resident Evil 2 Remake

Disapointment.

This. Buyfag shit comes in sturdy boxes. This is a deidentified package so it's prob gay shit.

Just show it already niglord

usually they try to tease for way to long
last one i remember someone hijacked the thread with better shit

Do people who show off their dragon dildoes even use them?

Post it nigger or I'll delete your parents

WHAT DOES PARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE? DOES HE LOOK LIKE A KEK?

Im never going to show you what it is

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Wow, a Smash thread or a Twitter screencap thread died for this. Are you happy OP?

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anons weren't sucking OPs dick to show his package so he abandoned thread

Nice reused image asshole

POST YOUR COCK AND ASS ALREADY FUCK

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>he never opened it in that thread
Ok Im mad now.

Out of all the 160 active threads we have on this board right now, only two of them are Smash threads.

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That is two too many

ugleh

best delivery in my life
what a legend

based

is this some new epic meme or something?

I can't believe they won't allow DMC threads on Yea Forums anymore.
What have they done to our board, bros?

>new

lmao, been here since the 2016 election, im far from new you cunt.

>new
Lurk more.

see
retard

Shut the fuck up faggot. You're still new.

Good bait, have a (you)

>being on a website for years means you're new
Okay retard

Honestly here, (you) deserve this my man.

Newfag

seething discord tranny

Newfag

Gotta make room for e-celebs shilling their own channels, Smash roster autism, Anthem shitposting and Wojak threads.

>parcel
muslim rape

samefag

>replying to it

Absolute retards

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Hijacking his thread

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finally some good fucking content

Dildo

what's in the package, Yea Forums?

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African gf

So Yea Forums my tax return money came in the mail today. What should I spend it on?

That’s not me. Ignore him. Opening it up btw

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Your mother

sexy arm, can I suck your cock? :3c

Pics or it didnt happen

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I don't think my mother can fit in there
yes

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It’s in this weird wad of paper. Hope it’s not damaged

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A smaller version of your mother

still, why would my mother be packaged

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I'm a guy, you don't have a problem with that right? And I'm not feminine either.

nintendo and a frog

are you at least cute

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Because she got lost in the mail.

I smell weeb shit

Sonydronies on suicide watch

Is this achievable natty?

I'm more cute than I am handsome or masculine, yes.
I want your big strong arms around me, and I want you to give me good feedback while I'm pleasuring you, I love being called a good boy.

Thread is getting pretty gay. Saving it with this piece of plastic.

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epic
but what was doing in the mail
alright teasing done
it is settled then

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Looking for your mother

and you gotta hack it as well
fin

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Wow, it's fucking nothing.

>it is settled then
discord? I want a photo of your cock.

She reminds of that spooky black doll that's sitting on the bed.

Can I post now?

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When it was even the last time we had a proper dragon dildos thread?

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