Fuck Skyrim and fuck the Nords

What exactly is even left of the Empire by the time of TESV?

Ulfric was a Thalmor agent/puppet. Disgusting.

Based and mer pilled

>chose stormcloak because I like blue guard outfits better than red
I'm a simple man

Okay, fair enough. You get a free pass.

Tullius respects nords despite not understanding them though

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>Imperials are Jews
>Nords are WE WUZers
>Redguards are black
Why are the men races so shit in elder scrolls Yea Forums?
>inb4 "B-But Bretons!"
Literal mutts.

Well done goyim

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>Its either jewed imperium or wild savages without discipline or anykind of talent
Fk me

Khajits are n-words.

He's an asset afaik. He's just so dumb that the Thalmor consider him a useful idiot, he's not actually in cahoots with them though.

Independent New Vegas is better anyways.

>Nords are WE WUZers
But that's the dungmer by the time of skyrim.

Based, a civilization needs laws and regulation or they will stop being a civilization and turn into snow niggers.

FUCK Bethesda and FUCK Bioware

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I always liked the falkreath guard armor more tbqhwy, so whenever I play as stormcloak i use that instead

RAVEN ROCK IS THE BEST HOME AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A FAGGOT

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>We're just going to chop your head off because why not
>COME WITH ME PRISONER!

"Yeah, those are the people I want to serve!"

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>lets help these fucking retards because the one guy i shared a wagon with wanted to rape this 13 year old from this village 3 years ago
imperials know the thalmor are trying to fuck them over and they know that a united empire is the only way to beat the elf scum, ulfcuck thinks that his snow hillbillies inbred racist retards can beat the strongest army in the continent

He's only an asset insofar as he keeps the civil war going. If you actually read the full Thalmor dossier, it clearly states they consider a victory by either side to be undesirable and that their goal is to prolong the conflict as long as they can.

From the player character's perspective, as long as you pick a side and help that side win as quickly and decisively as possible, you've fucked the Thalmor's plans.

>being a m*n
>not being ALMSIVI chosen dunmer

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based

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you got trapped alongside a bunch of rebels during a civil war, the idea that you might be working with them isn't that far fetched

Possible Fallout 3 Remake
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>be dungmer
>get shit kicked in by scalies

the dunmer will rise again, scalefag

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That image is kind of true.

>That image is kind of true.

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>thinks that his snow hillbillies inbred racist retards can beat the strongest army in the continent
yeah of course if they can if they have the mary sue Dragonborn with them

>tfw I sided with Imperial and at the end of the quest chain General Tullius hands me "Vampiric Dagger of Blood Draining."

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>if they have the mary sue Dragonborn with them
The DragonBorn can literally just assume the mantle of Emperor if they so chose to

>snow hillbillies want to leave
>"no don't leave you racis sexis backwards folk we need to stay together!"

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oblivion argonians where such utter trash

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yeah because they need every able bodied soldier to fight against the elfnazis
nords being retarded like they are isnt helping against an army that already defeated the empire

>he doesnt know that ulfric is a thalmor sleeper agent

Childhood is choosing the Stormcloaks because rebels=good guys, Empire bad because they tried to kill me and muh Talos.

Adulthood is choosing the Empire because 3 provinces united against the Thalmor have the best chance of opposing them and they're only biding their time to get ready to strike back at them when they're at their full strength.

REAL adulthood is choosing the Stormcloaks because the Empire are globalists who slowly steal each province's sovereignty, culture and identity, steal from the poor and give to the rich and would make the whole of Tamriel go to hell the moment it got a corrupt/incompetent leader.

And actual, REALLY REAL adulthood is choosing the Thalmor because they want the mortal races to reunite with the gods by destroying the world, thus ascending everyone to a higher plane of existence and making the Aedra as powerful as the Daedra once again.

we wuz chimer n shiet

>nearly every age culminates in the elves enslaving/cucking the humans before the humans get a single stupidly overpowered god unit that single-handedly ass-shatters most of the elves but not all, thus giving them the chance to recover and try it again and continuing the cycle
>implying we aren't going to be the new elf-slaying thalmor destroyer in Todd Scrolls 6

Having the protagonist follow the steps of ancient heroes is a big trope in this series, we do it all the time. We'll probably do it again.

based. Elves are always right.

Cyrodill, high rock, half of Skyrim, black marsh kinda since it such a weird province

Nah senpai, Black Marsh seceded entirely I'm pretty sure. It's pretty much impossible to invade that murky hellhole with a standing army so there isn't much reason for them to keep letting bureaucrats keep telling them what to do.

>empire is in shambles, completely worthless
>nords are white nigger retards
i'd say mankind is doomed but the thalmor are just as stupid and they'll implode on themselves before they obtain their goal.

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>start falling into the rabbit hole that is 5 Things You Probably Didn't know in Skyrim
>learn that you can become friendly with the Thalmor at the embassy
let's take this to its logical conclusion: What does Thalmor pussy taste like?

Every fucking time, every fucking thread.

Ulfric does not work with the Thalmor, he has no ties to them. He's considered an "asset" because he's distracting the Empire. The Thalmor consider him a possible advantage because the Empire are throwing bodies at the Skyrim problem instead of recouping their losses after the war against the elves.

The whole thing becomes fucking meaningless and the elves are fucked because the Dragonborn exists. Him choosing either side means the Thalmor no longer have a cute little distraction to use while they rebuild their army.