I’m going to name my first child Sonic if it’s a boy, or Tails if it’s a girl

I’m going to name my first child Sonic if it’s a boy, or Tails if it’s a girl.

=^) welcome home sonic!!

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LOL wish that was my dad... SO JEALOUS!

holy crap! only gamers will understand this

>Nintendies don't have se-

Weird as hell to stage it with his kid like that but that's actually a cool little collection

Reminder that your ancestors wanted to fuck mermaids

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Bruh

>hope they named him Lincoln at least and call him Link as a nickname
I really don't like any franchise enough to condemn my son or daughter to a lifetime with a characters name. I think it's beyond stupid. Just give them a normal name so they don't have to explain that their parents are stupid dipshits and gave them a video game name everytime someone meets them.

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Should be classified as child abuse.

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>assuming your kids gender
fuck off, cis scum

If you were going to name a kid after a videogame character, why not one with a normal name? Nobody's gonna bat an eye at a kid named Leon, Harry, or Gordon or some shit

Gamer feels....

>its a hapa

I thought Link was the girl?

okay this is epic

that's the only redeeming quality of this mess.

epic find Yea Forumsro! roflmao so kringe amritie ? xD leddit is a cringe

t. named Ganondorf

ITT: incels posting funny pictures to try and mock a man that fathered his own offspring

Did a kara boga poster make this image? I didnt know I had to be a subhuman to like monstergirls.

If you don't like it, you can always go back.

i really fucking hate reddit

You wish your dad was a literal baby?

you say that as if it's an accomplishment

Being hapa is redeeming? What are yoy smoking? I only know hapas that would say that.

>fathered his own offspring
I think you're making some pretty big assumptions

If you don't like my post, you can go to another thread, incel.
It shouldn't be, but with he unfuckable dorks on this board, figured it would be nice to remind them of their own misery.
Everyone loves mocking the "dumb" normalfags and nincels, yet they're the ones getting laid and fulfilling their biological purpose while you post cartoon memes

>surrounded by Wolfenstein cartridges the first thing you hear in your young life
>Welcome home Adolf

this kid is gonna get bullied 100%

>kid named Skyrim is now 7 years old
>90% of kids named Sephiroth are now past 20s

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this looks like prep for a human sacrifice

That kid is really going to hate Zelda when he grows up

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You're never gonna mate.

I guarantee you anybody with a video game legally changed it at adulthood and probably doesnt speak to their dweeb parents any longer.

Does anyone have that screencap of the reddit post where someone was like
"i played botw and im reely sad so i didnt fight ganon until im not sad now im not sad pls gib upvotes :))))"

out of the memes
DO NOT NAME YOUR CHILD TAILS
YOU ARE RUINING HIS LIFE COMPLETELY

How long have you been here that you can’t even detect the most obvious irony?

seething

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Wouldn't you name him "Miles" as that's Miles "Tails" Prower's name?

he's going to hate Zelda when he's a kid as well, 100% guaranteed that his furry autistic dad is going to make him play through all of them in order, when he'll want to play fortnite on mobile or something else new and dynamic

If you don't like it, you can always go back.

is he dead????

I had a coworker who did this. I think we convince him to have his name legally be Lincoln but he calls him Link.

Because those games all suck. Really how fucking stupid are you to think "He named his kid after Link just because he wanted to name his kid after any fucking random videogame" goddamn some of you niggers really fucking cause me pain with your fucking stupidity.

>Welcome home, my boy Zelda*

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