ITT: We pretend it’s 1998 Yea Forums

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Preschool sure is fun

I'm still a fetus then, what's happening on the outside world?

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RE2 sucks dick man, RE1 was waaaay better

You have 10 seconds to name a better game than Half Life, gamefaq

Man i hate 2nd grade, my teacher is a sociopathic cunt

Any of you guys play that new Metal Gear? Metal Gear solid like my dick lmao

I'm banging your mum lol

>itt: we larp as a bunch of virgins

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wanna-macca
twoa-macca
threea-maccarena
eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy maccarina
aiiiiight

Has anybody played FF7?
Why is cloud such a faggot?

Thx, dad.

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Hey guys just got a new job as a police officer in Raccoon City! First day on the job tomorrow, wish me luck!

>larp
Heheh yeah

Like 5 games released this year better than that shitty game.

>ITT: We pretend it’s 1998 Yea Forums

The great debate:

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Name them, faggot

High school sure is fun. I heard a rumor Britney Spears is going to be moving to our town and enrolling here. LAN party at Tim's place Saturday night, Half Life this time. Bring Mountain Dew and Cooler Ranch Doritos. Dude I heard they're gonna make a Lord of the Rings movie. I'll give you this printed topless photo of Jenny McCarthy for a burned Blink 182 CD. Come on dude, you're the only one at school with a CD burner. Hey can I get a ride to Warped Tour?

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Most people on this site weren’t born yet

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Starcraft. Brood war. Baldur's Gate. OOT. MGS. RE2. Thief. Banjo. Xenogears. Parasite Eve. Panzer Dragoon Saga. Crash Bandicoot. Spyro. Tenchu. Suikoden 2. Medievil. Brave Fencer Musashi. Star Ocean 2. MVC2.

Possibly more but I'm confident with these. Only 2001 can hope to rival 1998.

>downloading grim fandango off limewire
>it over 5gb
WHY DO FUCKING GAMES HAVE SO MUCH BLOAT TODAY WHY CANT IT BE LIKE 30MB LIKE GREAT GAMES LIKE DOOM WAS
I CANT LEAVE MY COMPUTER ON FOR A WHOLE WEEK WTF

>OOT
Overrated Nintendie shit. Stopped reading there.

In response to all the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the
Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony
Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation.

Were you a pc only dork? Sucks for you. Every platform had great shit.

The N64 is right wing garbage!!

>He likes fad game #85717238
>Implying Pokemon won't fade away in a few years
Fad games like these never stick.

>all these console kiddie shit
lol shouldnt you go to bed, kiddo? This is a PC site

Should I get a Dreamcast or wait for the PS2?

>February
Just a little over a month and I'll be born!

>Dreamcast
AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Yeah, just wait for the PS2. Sega is currently eating both Nintendo's and Sony's dick

Hey I am from the future.
Never visit the site Yea Forums.
Thanks me for saving future me.

I had it all. Were you poor? The benefit of the PC is that you can also emulate the great games from other platforms so you can make up for your youth spent in poverty friend.

I just had my first sex

The Dreamcast is the console of the future and will make SEGA rise again.
It's already more powerful than the PS2 will ever be, can't wait until all 4rd party developers bend over to SEGA and ditch sony and their PS

>go dl some blink 182 songs off limewire
>wait three whole days without my mom using the phone and cutting the internet
>open the file up
>just dolphin and underaged porn
WHY

Damn, I don't get laid until 2002

>being proud of kiddle shit
lol, yeah, go to bed, adults aka pc users are talking here

>MGS (1998)

Sucks being a Eurofag and having to wait until 1999.

Will you assholes stop uploading images? My 56k connection takes forever

You likely didn't play a single game I listed, especially if you think HL was anything but trash. Unreal came out that year and was way better.

tfw no more (56k Warning) tags on pages anymore

>Just enjoyed my 30 minutes ff7 ending fmv cutscene.

How does it feel, nintentoddlers, to never ever be able to witness an fmv?

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PlayStation just won. Sorry, but this is the most amazing video game ever made.

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One day people will pay us for playing videogames on our living room, just you wait.

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lmao some kid telling me what I didnt play.

Listen, kiddie, I was born in 1979 and you were prolly born like 1995 (lol) and I have expensive and great taste. I recently upgrade my computer (if you even know that that is) to hold 2gb of ddr2 ram and 100gb hdd.
I play games based on a real platform, so I dont care about kids like pretendo or C(s)orny games.

>said fucking no one in 1998

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>dude how does link make the items float in his hands when he takes them out of a chest?
>that's kokiri magic
>oh right!

I'm looking to buy a 3D accelerator for my PC. Any recommendations?

>complaining about image uploads on an imageboard

>RE3
Are you from the future or something?

>waiting for a literal port machine

Goo-goo ga-ga!
>me at one years old

>especially if you think HL was anything but trash. Unreal came out that year and was way better.
Found the grafix kiddie. Every magazine was creaming their dics over how good Unreal looked. But Half-Life blew that game out of the water after people saw how HL played.

'89. Half life sucked end of story. Every game I listed was better than it.

Why aren't you faggots playing the best fighting game ever?

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Lain is cute!

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This guy comes up at the cathedral and slaps your gf's ass.
What do?

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Oddworld Abes Exoddus is fucking great. You can possess Scrabs and Paramite now, like what the fuck??

but that's not Killer Instinct

>trying to be political by putting blackies in my game

jesus christ what is gaming becoming

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What if we were to develop a system of distributing video games through an online service? We could even put WIP games on there for full price and hope they don't become abandonware. And we could sell mini expansions, or what I like to call "downloadable content" for a few dollars a piece that basically add nothing to the game except for a nice new texture here or there or an overpowered weapon that makes the game too easy.

Hl was terrible story shit for people who want games to be movies. The gunplay sucked dick. I never understood the fuss.

Utena > Lain

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Unga Bunga Rockstop!

Yeah, nah, kiddo. Stick to your kiddie games. You need a big brain and a capable comptuer (lmao I bet you dont even have 1gb of ram nor a soundcard)to play the greatest game of all time

Paramonia and Scrabania had more soul though

Guys I think I made a mistake.

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Wouldn't know good gunplay if it fucked your mother.

goo goo gaa gaa~

how do people still remember 98? I can barely remember life 10 years ago. I'm 33 btw

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Need for Speed babies will never know the beauty of a good racing game ;)

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N64 has no games

I know great games, just like your mom aka my wife lolz

this is literally all of us on this shithole of a board, what a waste of life

You drink too much. I'm 34 and I don't have this problem

>He didn't upgrade to Windows 98
What's your excuse?

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>He fell for the Saturn meme
Enjoy your choppy framerate fag

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>unzips dick

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>'what do you mean only rich kids can have a ps1 or an n64 ?'
>one console cost as much as a used car?
¡Ay, caramba!

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Tifa > Aerith

Prove me wrong.

>wanting bloatware
>not staying with window 95 till the end of time

>The gunplay sucked dick
Is that why HL forced a transition to semi realistic weapons with actual magazines instead of infinitely long mags. HL is a part stop in the evolution of why you even use the words "gun play"

when is the new sonic game coming
i'm hyped to see the blue blur in 3D.

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Who's your main Yea Forums? Are you excited for 3rd Strike?

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I was 5 years old, and in a year where OOT, MGS1 and Banjo Kazooie came out I wanted nothing more than Yoshi's Story

Unga bunga Rockstop!

HOLY SHIT FINAL FANTASY 7 SO COOL .

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Fuck off Bill, there's absolutely no reason to upgrade from 95 you greedy cunt.

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furries are gross.

Aeris is best girl! I hope she and Cloud end up together!

1998 sucks the early 90s were so much better

FUCK globalization

What the fuck is Yea Forums and what the fuck is a Yea Forums?

Ocarina of Time is a masterpiece.

>no chun-li

gay and dropped.

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Yeah semi realistic was a huge step down from shit like quake doom and unreal. It was the first stop on the train to CODsville. I never liked realism in games.

newsgroup about video games

I've done worse. Fucking games are expensive.

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Fuck you. Being able to buy sushi an jap games is worth your shitty car factory closing down. American vehicles are trash anyway.

HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO SONIC DESIGN.
It looks bad they are trying appeal to the guys who want to fuck disney animals (i think they are called furries).
WHY SEGA WHY

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I heard that she'll be in 3rd Strike

Look at this shit! Who thought this was a good idea?
The monochrome graphics of the original looked great and helped give the game a sureal dreamlike quality, these colors just look obnoxious and childish.

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What the hell is a third strike?

>HL forced a transition to semi realistic weapons with actual magazines instead of infinitely long mags
Goldeneye did it over a year before HL

You can marry her if you beat all of the WEAPONs and ride your gold chocobo to the ancient city. If you have your Ultima weapon equipped there's a secret boss fight against Sephiroth and if you beat him you force him to revive her and she's so grateful that she marries you.

Warning, this makes the last boss fight even harder because Sephiroth is super angry at your party and he has triple the HP he normally does.

It's the next version of Street Fighter III! Coming out in 1999. Have you not kept up with the news?

They gonna revive her right ?

RIGHT ?

Why the fuck are stealth kills so satisfying.
Especially that fucking thigh throw.

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Man, Bioware is so great. I can't imagine them ever not being based. If they ever stop being the best I would probablt kill myself haha

Thoughts?
I heard this new company is making expansion packs for it! I hope it continues the story!

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I BOUGHT A VOODOO 1 FOR $300 ONLY A YEAR AGO AND IT'S ALREADY OUTDATED, SLOW, AND WORTHLESS

FUCK 3DFX

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Insider here. My sources at Sony Computer Entertainment tell me they're heavily gearing up massively for the release of the next generation of PlayStation.

UOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS HAS TO KNOW THE NUDE CODE FOR THIS GAME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME I'M DYING AHHHH

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Lmao tard
There's no reason anyone could ever need.more than 500mb vram

souless

i wish i can play gameboy games on this.
a man can dream

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being born sure is cool :DDDDD

I dont get laid until like 2020

Behold, I have bought you a terrifying vision of the future.

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Can anyone stop Sega?

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My dad works at Nintendo and he said there will be a game next year with Mario, Link, Pikachu and Samus in it.

> Nintendo has Ocarina of Time, GoldenEye, Mario 64, Pokemon & Banjo
> Sega has NiGHTS, Panzer Dragoon Saga, Virtua Fighter 2, Sakura Wars & Panzer Dragoon Zwei
What the fuck does Sony even have of value?

goo goo da da

guarantee he's a pirate now

Sony worker here
i'm give you an image and some details of the fabled playstation 2
it's gonna have 32 MB of RDRAM (system RAM) 4 MB of eDRAM (video RAM)
and 40 Gigs of hard drive and 8 MB PlayStation 2 memory card

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Blocks your path

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castlevania

Crash, Spyro, Symphony of the Night and Tomb Raider. I'm going to enjoy these series for years to come, faggot.

Sony... LOL just joking! We know it will never happen

Hi, I'm your average 2019 Yea Forums user, I wasn't born yet!

>this is an asian design of a female

must not be able to see through their slanty eyes lol

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He hasn't played MediEvil.

>40 Gigs of hard drive
That's just fucking excessive

Here you go son , I brought it from Japan .
How about you pop in I want to see what game it is .

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Nobody is going to pay $1000 for a console you lying faggot

These, Sony literally already won & they just entered the console war 2 years ago. How did we do it SonyChads?

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Today my gf is born.

Hey guys! My dad bought me Spyro the Dragon on the Playstation. It's so freaking cool, all the flying and fire breathing and I love this one level called Lofty Caste; youtube.com/watch?v=Vvy2gFWx5os

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Hello, i came from the future.
Here is the roster for the 2018 game Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Gaming sucks now btw bye

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>1999

GTA was a decent game

Only think for a moment

GTA with Half Life graphics
:O

Also one more detail it's gonna have a dvd drive.
so you can watch disney's mulan without spending a pretty penny on a dvd player.

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What's Smash Bros?

My pops also bought this game called Parasite Eve, but he wont let me playing cause mom said it would give me nightmares; youtube.com/watch?v=FNL8b6Sm3SE

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Hey guys, lets pretend it's 1991!

I'M HAVING A BROTHER!!?

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Have you heard of Driver? I hear it's coming out soon and it's basically 3D GTA. So fucking hyped.

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What the fuck is a Wii Fit Trainer? Is that actually Cloud?

currently playing my first Gameboy Pocket game

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it's the japanese nintendo fighting game we might not get in the west

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>oddworld 2 took only 9 months to make
Holy shit. Look out mario, you're fucked.

WAAAAH

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>Insomniac Games
Disruptor was awful. How can anyone justify wasting sixty dollars on another shitty, mascot platformer?

WHAT ARE THOSE NEW POKEMON!? HOLY CRAP, ARE THEY FROM THE NEW GAMES COMING OUT SOON?

BUT NOW, AFTER YEARS WAITING

THERE'S LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

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But mister, you have to try the game, I like it lots.

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I don't have time sitting on the web,games or girls.
I have a boxing career to think about (15 years old)

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As if they would put sonic in a Nintendo game! Fake and Gay

I'm 10 and being beaten by my father.

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Guys, I'm moving to New York. I found a room around here, and I think I'll be staying for a couple of years.
What games do you recommend to play?

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Tick Tock, Pretendos. Ape Escape will bury the plumber next year.

see yes, pokemon sucks now btw
if you don't believe me, then here is how a game looks like in 2019

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nice try EGM

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>one more year until PCfags get BTFO by Y2K

>I found a room around here
you didn't even try

Bro where'd you get a hard drive that can fit 5 GB? Must have been a thousand dollars.

MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO USE THE NINTENDO 64!

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grim fandango was like 1 gig. diablo 2 was the one of the first games getting close to 2 gigs.

probably just a chinese bootleg

this is better than street fighter you guys

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Anyone else think the dualshock looks like shit? I don't understand the need for another joystick.

haha guys I'm really happy

this, but unironically. only edgy 2deep4u fags like lain

I just pooped my pants lol

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>fighting game

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Is your PC a match for Chandler's rig?

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SPOILERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Dreamcast soon.

This is 1998 not 1993

I'm 18 years old, i'm the happiest guy in the world, i have friends and a girlfriend and i'm playing resident evil 2 on my second PS1, the first i sold it for haschich.
It all comes tumbling down from there.

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What a zoomer. I was born in 1994.

i wish i was dead, sure hope i dont have to deal with ten more years of this

>yes, pokemon sucks now btw
Really? Does my favorite pokemon, Snorlax, get an evolution?

Hey, guys. Spike dies! I'm gonna go post it on Yea Forums, they're gonna be mad lol

Sequel when?

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My dad works for the Illuminati.

sup guys just got home and fired up the AOL
anyone got any dexdrive saves for FF8

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Sonic looks like a skateboard decal now. Which is fine I guess, but it's not for me.

>can't even play starcraft
yeah nah

Man I can't wait until 2016 so we can act like Doom was fun again.

Hey guys, check out what I got to play at school today.

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>500 mb hard drive

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Nope, it gets a pre evolution

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Jedi Knight 2 fucking when

Just a baby .
But I think my brother sold his n64+games for a ps1 that year(He was 7 and wanted a ps1)

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Is that one of those "baby" pokemon my friend has been talking about? I don't believe him.

This is what games will look like fifteen years from now.

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No saves. Wanna join me in these stupid anime RP AOL chats to fuck with people? Got methodustoolz so we can IM/email bomb and flood chats lol.

I've got a 40 MB hard drive right here

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How did you record a .webm in '98?

For now we'll have to make do with the awesome expansion pack.

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>frogposters are in their late 30s

Hey guys, let me finish this episode of Power Rangers in Space, then we can play some more games.

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An insider from Nintendo sent me this
It's the full roster for the upcoming fighting game Super Smash Bros on N64

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I can't ever imagine Luke with another woman that isn't Mara.

holy shit it looks worse than DOOM
what the fuck is happening

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>jigglypuff instead of any starter

time travel

>needs to buy a whole new controller with analog sticks
dead on arrival

I got a new console every year for Christmas. It was fuckin awesome. Well getting the GameCube was great. Then getting an Xbox and finally playing Halo was fuckin awesome too, could've lived without the ps2 but I liked having the option to play anything

Who the heck is Captain Falcon?

I want a goddamn basketball shoes so much even I didn't play any sport .

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>Ness
Literally who?

This is what games will look like in 9 years from now

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consoles play games in 60fps! in the future, 120 fps will sure be standard, as hardware gets faster.

look out for a japanese pc gamiu that is coming in the year 2000 called tsukihime.
it will have the best anime babes of all time.

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That looks amazing... but mom says I can't play games that have real looking guns, unless it's a laser.

See we both created false opposite expectatives kek

The best year in existence, also the year I was born.

This is an overlooked gem. They have it at my Hollywood Video so you should rent it

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Oh look its doombabbies hating half life again.Fuck your kind.

who the fuck are ness capt falcon?
Why would they gaypuff instead of something cool lile blastord?
Fake anyway

>friend comes over
>sees me playing pokemon red
>steals my gameboy
>says dont worry theres a gameboy colour coming out and he will get me it. his dad works for nintendo

what do I do guys

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Tell him you want the pocket version, dont fall for the color jew

This some fake screenshot for a Blade Runner sequel? Everyone knows the original flopped

>Im retro fps gamer i i swear fuck half life. LONG LIVE DOOM

tell your parents, make them call his parents, then drive over with your parents and take your gameboy back.

hi-kick him in the jaw .

G-guys... is this real? I've always wanted an Elephant pokemon. I hope we get a Dolphin one as well!.

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ADMIT YOU WATCH THIS SHOW

youtube.com/watch?v=Si7vbsqw4L8

...Yes, dad says it's weird but it gets me to spend time with my sisters.

Oh hey it’s ness! My dad got me earthbound for my birthday, it was ok.

I HOPE WE GET A POKEMON THAT'S JUST A SET OF FUCKING KEYS!

I keep getting this weird dreams about a man with a giant nose.

It sucked.

whatever you say larping zoomer.

Come on dude, even as a kid I that would be a silly idea. Why would Nintendo ever do that?

nah that's girl cartoon I don't like Venus at all .

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this is how memes will look like in 2019
don't ask for context, i don't want to cause a time paradox

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I'm 30. Realism sucks.

no you arent

Sure am. Just turned this month and you didn't even wish me happy birthday you fucking cunt.

Someday they'll run out of good ideas, and just look around the office for ideas. Like a Lamp Pokemon, Refrigerator Pokemon, or Garbage Bag Pokemon

you didnt deserve it with your shit taste in games.

IT ALL BEGAN IN 94

my dad works at Capcom

We could still save the West. Wait, wrong board.

Now your speaking silly stuff again, did you drink the storm drain water again?

Meme? You mean like that dancing baby?

jesus why are u still here you virgin

Half life is just nothing special. My dirty 30 was.

Woah man, I don't have all evening to download your video.

>watching my friend's older brother playing ff7
>see the rundown church, hear the music
>blurt out "does she die?"
>friend's brother tells me to fuck off
>hear mr. softee outside
>run out to grab an ice cream sandwich
>walk home since I didn't feel like staying
>friend comes with me
>play hotseat worms 2 at my place until his mom comes to pick him up
angry scots best voice

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ok retard. keep pretending you ever played the game.

How does KC work?

Oh my god, videogames are so much fun! Can't wait to see how awesome they'll be in 11 years! Games are going to be great forever!

I already fuck your mom, no need to be mad. My son

Imagine in 20 years the stuff they could do with the horror genre, I sure ain't going to be ready.

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not long now till Y2K!
what are you gonna miss most guys?

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>that ad that literally takes up 1/5 of the screen
I remember the days before adblockers and they were hell.

>PS1 games cost $40
>N64 games cost $60

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that's not real

Wow look how far graphics have advanced in the past 4 years! The future of games is going to be incredible.

What games have you guys imported so far this year?

>Friday night
>New episodes of cartoons
>Stay up late playing Saturn and Playstation
>Wake up early on Saturday
>Watch more cartoons and Power Rangers
It was a wonderful time.

Thief The Dark Project.

change my diaper, anons

lmao

I skipped the meme consoles and was playing Starcraft like all of the actual gamers back then were.

The original broke even but not much more than that.

My poor ass family got me a Sega genesis model 3 for my birthday this year. I hear dynamite heady is good so might save up for it.

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I bet these faggots cant even run 1024x768