Why do gamers do this?

Playing games is normie as fuck user. If anything your kid will be a loser because hes not playing whatever flavour of the month games are popular at school

Keep them away from Warhammer, Trading Cards, DnD etc if you really want to try to stop them from being a nerd, but I think you'll find that they'll end up much more happy if you just let them do the things they enjoy.

Because from those options gamers are the most fat and ugly.

>no cdi games

I count a grand total of five good games in that image

I want my son to be a chad

Amazing:
Ocarina of Time
Majora's Mask

Great:
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Oracle of Ages
Oracle of Seasons

Good:
The Wind Waker
The Minish Cap
Four Swords Adventures
A Link Between Worlds

Ok:
Twilight Princess
Breath of the Wild
The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

Bad:
Phantom Hourglass
Spirit Tracks
Skyward Sword

>projecting

Pathetic levels of confidence, work on your self esteem.
Depends on the animals imo. I love my cat but I wouldn't let that asshole near a child ever.
Nice thought, but he is going to lack the raw materials.

>implying you're ever going to have a child.

If you failed at raising a cat, you’ll fail at raising a child.

Obsessed

>the most fat
>>niggers surround their kids with junk food bought with EBT and take pictures

sounds like that would be the most fat

The most reddit image I've seen for a while

"Nerd couples" are the most cringe thing in the planet, parents like that is how Lactatias happen

That kid is going to be shitposting here in 7 years, guaranteed,

because nintendo fanboys are pedophiles

hold up is the kid lying next to a DS filled with bacteria!? not good

>He bought Triforce Heroes
How embarrassing

Gamer is synonymous with casuals and "people" who don't care about video games.

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this is why zelda is a stigma

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You can't really keep anyone away from that shit if they're a dork, they're going to have dorky friends or no friends. The best you can hope for is that you teach them about lame ass disgusting people and they avoid the fandom. A little social consciousness goes a long way.

But where’s the baby

Don't care about thread. Whenever I see any remotely Zelda related thread I post my list.

This

I didn't know this was a Zelda game.

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When you feel like you have a meaningless life, you collect shit to give you some semblance of identity.

>dovakiin is 8 years old now

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They want their kid to grow up liking the things they think are good. For example, when I have upwards of 7 kids, I will not allow them to play past PS2 until they've completed every pre-7th gen RE game in release order.

Haha what is this plushie there
So cute
Where did you buy it?

I remember when I'd say stupid shit like this and actually mean it.

It's always fucking Zeldafags too.

This is the mindset of every person who is already failing at life.
It's even more baffling when /pol/ posters say this, when their endgoal should be flooding what we can call the human market with their genes

t. married at 20 and won't get to experience adult life child-free

Easy
Sign your kid up for those programs at the YMCA like swimming lessons, there are some weekly training and interaction programs, as well as summer camps.
John Cena, a guy who is arguably a chad, used to enjoy/still enjoys playing C&C by the way

Why is that baby next to all that dangerous shit

t. will never get married and justifies his pointless existence with "at least I don't have kids" which is the ultimate concession to having failed at life

Ok now, why?
Why do people do this?
What's the point?

>ultimate concession to having failed at life
>surrendering to your instincts and the bullshit fed to you since you were born
Yeah hokay kiddo

The point of life is to carry on your legacy past your expiration date. Again, you're just justifying an unfulfilled existence by saying at least you have free time.
What do you even do with this free time? Just shitpost on Yea Forums? Do you even go out for any reason other than to do drugs like a degenerate from Hamilton? Do you just sit around and play games?
And don't feed me any bullshit about how you "plan to do X" or "are in the process of doing X". Those are just excuses.

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No, I actually don't have kids because it's narcissistic and selfish to bring a child into this world when you can't nurture them, provide for them, and when this world is shit to live in. I am probably better off than most people financially, but I still don't think it'd be smart to bring a child into this world when I still have to watch my spending.

>No, I actually don't have kids because it's narcissistic and selfish to bring a child into this world when you can't nurture them, provide for them, and when this world is shit to live in.
That's from your POV, probably as an American living in an overpopulated part of the count, or you live in Europe, Southern Ontario, or are a South/Central American who actually realizes how bad things are.
It's not smart to have a kid while under financial duress, you're right on that, but it was omitted from prior posts, so forgive me for assuming you were like one of many people here who justify having no kids with "being able to do drugs all the time".
Even then, there are many well paying jobs just waiting to be taken, respectable jobs at that. Policing is slowly losing people and they are more open to new hires, my hometown actually said that less than 1% of teens actively want to become police officers. Emergency services in general are dying outside of the medical field. And before you say "I don't want to be shot," that'll only happen if you live somewhere like Detroit.
If you are actively working towards something good, and not just saying you're working towards it, that's also good.

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Which special edition came with a baby?

holy shit youre so mad
just accept that you fucked up and threw away all of your happiness, you idiot retard, enjoy

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I don't get this at all.
Like no one gives a shit about other peoples' babies, but when it's the one that's actually yours or immediate family, you know how innocent and precious they are. In the first few months, even with all the spit-up and shitty diapers, they're one of the purest creatures in the entire world.
How absolutely fukken bugman do you have to be to take something like that and then pose it next to a bunch of video games that someone else made as if it's an accomplishment on the same level or as if that baby is enriched just by being in a household with them.

no that isnt, who decided that was the point of life, you or the television, your school, and your parents? instead of being a delusional egotist who made a retarded mistake try wondering if maybe ENJOYING life is a reason to live it? what if maybe we make our own fucking goals and reasons to live?

based, 1 hour a day of videogame, 2 on weekends

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What do you do that you define as "happiness"
Biologically it is the reason to live. And again, what goals do you have? What goals are you making? Are you actually committing to these goals or are you using them as a coping mechanism to feel better?

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>>sports bros surround their kids in memorabilia and take pictures constantly
>>gun nuts surround their kids in firearms and take pictures constantly
>>animal lovers surround their kids with animals and take pictures constantly
>>niggers surround their kids with junk food bought with EBT and take pictures constantly
>>WHY DO ONLY GAMERS DO CRINGEWORTHY SHIT???
All awful, the black one is buy far the least worst one because it involves actually spending time with your CHILDREN instead of things

>Phantom Hourglass
>No Spirit Tracks
trainfags on suicide watch

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gunners, hunters, and sportsfags have been the fattest and ugliest people I've known, I have 1 friend that weighs less than 200 lbs and hes still homely, most everyone else is fat, im over 250 too and hunt, have guns and play games

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>shit world
Classic blue pilled nihilist. The world isn't shit, some part of it are, because the world is complicated. Also the world isn't limited to earth, we are bound to propagate through all of the space very soon.

autism

Everything here except the get drunk part. I’ll teach him weed is far superior and doesn’t ruin your body.

And americans wonder why white and hapa kids are over represented in school shootings

>Missing Ocarina 64
In the trash it goes.

weird how we all looked like that at one point of time, completely dependent on our parents, just sleeping, mere months after we were pushed out of a slimy

Seething roastie

Social media did this. Everyone needs to show what group they belong to, what defines them. Before all of this horseshit people just played games and talked about them with others who liked to play games. Now it's who you are.

>there are anons ITT who never want children
>anons who will live into their old age with no family or legacy and sell themselves the idea that they are redpilled for doing so
bizarre

No, gamers did this. Stop blaming everything else for your moral bankruptcy.

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t. Person who struggles with "depression"

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The older you get, the better you understand what to keep yourself. If you aren't bros with someone to the point that they come over to your place to chill (and not as a tag-along of someone else), then you shouldn't tell them about your manchild habits are anime fetishes. At least, don't give details and definitely don't brag. Shit's embarrassing.

user the world is filling up with numales,
"Normies" are now the new niche group

if you were a decent human being you can do sport. You're just using vidya as an excuse to blame your shitty life compared to normal people who can do both.

>your legacy
>you literally spend hours on a phillipines site, shitposting
Yep someone needs to carry this up

>if you were a decent human being you can do sport.
meant to say you can do sports, go to parties while doing vidya on the side if you want to.

To infuse the baby with mental illness before it stands a chance at being a decent human being.

>>gun nuts surround their kids in firearms and take pictures constantly
do they?

>t.city dwelling manchild

They do.

>I’ll teach him weed is far superior and doesn’t ruin your body.

He doesn't know....

I hope that kid grows up to hate Zelda

I bet that the Dovahkiin baby will equally hate the Elder Scrolls.

Robin Williams name his daughter Zelda somehow it's okay fuck off

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>Breath of the Wild
>ok

that's a real name tho

Zelda was a real name long before video games ever existed.

Also Robin Williams killed himself so I'm not sure he's the best example of what's okay and what isn't.

I bet if I named myself Ganon I could kick this faggots ass.

there are parents in Italy that name their kids Mario, therefore, they are huge fans of Super Mario because they used a common name that existed for ages, amirite?

I mean he definitely named his kid Zelda because he liked Zelda but that's not the point. Just saying it's not the same as naming your kid fucking Dovakiin

>Kids that are named Skyrim are 7 years old now

If only more gamers made the initiative to fulfill their only biological purpose instead of becoming obese bitter goblins that hate everything

>have two brothers and a sister
>our parents names us John, Paul, Georgette and Ringo

Only one of us grew up to hate The Beatles.

You have to be decent to play sports as an adult. Even "just for fun" community leagues have tryouts and will cut you for sucking. If you're not on a community league you're SOOL for team sports.

>hapa kids are over represented in school shootings

elliot and...? there's a new white school shooter every week.

I'm betting Ringo

>my sister's best friend since high school named her baby Auron
>he just got his first car a few days ago

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>Georgette
what the fuck

lol how did you guess?

>(((white)))

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>Zelda is a nickname for the feminine name Griselda, which may originally have meant "dark battle".