Will you buy her game?

>if I can change my height
impossible, they already didnt add TPP why would they add something as demanding as height?

Yes

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I will. I will also bask in the assblast when this game sells so well while Yea Forums screetches about MUH SUN

how does the top stick to her boobs like that that's not how physics work

no
I'll get the review copy most probably

shills on full force itt

This
Witcher 3 was good enough to put some trust into CDPR

The top is made of a synthetic weave, extremely durable and kinda moulds to your form.

For the yuri

>not abusing some form of drugs and/or alcohol
stupid weeaboo

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Absolutely

>western “female” (male)
No thanks

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il goblino de pelo cortó...

die shill

Do you only make characters like yourself when you play a role playing game?

Had I posted a bunch of bananas in that post, would you have called me a grocer?

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male and female bodies are near identical before puberty, you filthy pedophile

Maybe I would if she didn't have that stupid haircut.

I like that they did an Overwatch reference with her hair

Homosexual.

I'll pirate it first, and if the "roleplaying" is as shit as it seemed in the gameplay video then I'll just keep it that way.

>seething
All it took was for him to call you a weeaboo to set you off, it's clear your emotions are unhinged and should stay away from adult games altogether, tranny.

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Yeah I'll probably give it a try, I like The Witcher and cyperpunk is a cool setting.

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Alcohol is an extremely boring vice.
I'm way more fascinated by someone who can't seem to stop bouncing their knee when they're sitting down.
But... "I NEED TO DRINK I WISH I HAD A DRINK. DRINK DRINK DRINK" This is fucking stupid, like a baby wants a cookie and is upset they can't have a cookie.

That’s gay user

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>checks to see if a bottle is empty
>drinking problem

retard

>Hate Loli
>Like this sort of set up especially penis kissing/teasing

May Allah curse your Homeland with a plague of 60 negros for making me feel this ambivilance

Yes I want to see more of her feet.
How do you think they smell Yea Forums?

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>I'm way more fascinated by someone who can't seem to stop bouncing their knee when they're sitting down.
This is me, hyperactive, feels wierd to stop. Also alchohol is a legit addiction and withdrawal can kill you

>Shirt just stuck on skin
Bad game, no buy

Only if I get to play her as a huge whore who is constantly sucking big sweaty dicks and also has a horse dick of her own

Right she just got out of bed and checked a bottle. Everything's standard so far.

She's been in bed getting the hard cock from her bull, so probably a bit musty

>another walking simulator
Nah

She's been augmented to be the bull.

but all the blade runner fags always wanted to walk/drive in their rainy neon cyberpunk cities, whats the matter now?

nah, i'll buy his game though

I mean, its a cyberpunk dystopia. The whole world got bullied hard as a kid and went full rebel.

I hope she is the sidekick if you choose male because I think the Mexican guy (forgot his name) would start to grate fairly quickly.

Have you seen ANY cyberpunk movies, games, books? High tech, low life. Part of low life is drugs and alcohol.

Considering the only other cyberpunk RPG that can scratch my itch is Deus Ex, I don't really have a choice

If you choose male then the female equivalent doesn't exist, just like any other video game ever made.

Pretty much everyone I know who actually knows cholos said that none of them fucking talk like that, yeah. In their defense these are Slavs imagining what Murrica is like

wut ?
If anything the gameplay demo was a bit too much action packed for a RPG

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i could relate more if she walked to the fridge naked and finished off the orange juice right from the carton

what the fuck is that neck

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I'll buy it on PS5 or the new Xbox, whichever one has backwards compatibility.

Believe it or not, not everyone has a quadruple chin like you

Yep, and I'll make her fuck every guy she can

Yes but I'm not gonna play as her.
I'm gonna make a male V and play him as close to JC Denton as possible.

>Part of low life is drugs and alcohol.
... Are you retarded?
Did you just tell me about TROPES as if they take a higher priority than life itself?

Since I am a ass and thong man... probably.

Yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=j5RuCEhHcG4

YOu make your own customer character, Jackie is the same no matter how you design your V

Are you illiterate?

First augment I'm getting is a giant throbbing futa horsecock.

Do you really thing a lower class person is MANDATED to drink, you moron?
>HOW WILL WE GET IT ACROSS THAT THE PERSON IS UNHAPPY IF THEY AREN'T DRINKING?
I dunno. Some better writing, possibly.

retard

>JumpForce.png

why wouldn't they? their only interest is in making the best game possible, while promoting DRM-free, eugh, "lifestyle" among the mainstream consumers.
As long as their team not riddled with pro-SJW propaganda members - there's nothing to worry about.

>not liking long necks
what are you? a cock admirer?

>uhh nu-uh, drinking means I'm na ADULT!
you unironically sound like a teenager
or coping with the fact that you're an alcoholic fuck and lack the willpower to do something about it

what higher priority ? in the demo she just scored a job and celebrated by getting drunk and fucking whoever is that guy who's leaving in the cinematic, it's not shakespearian writing but it's far from idiotic

Unhappy people tend to drink, user. Just because you are a tea totaling moron with a chip on your shoulder doesn't make this a trope. Its a fact of life.

>oh boy, a slut with a drinking problem, such an appreciable MC

You realize you can play a man if you're that interested in cocks, right user?

this game is absolutely haram

>another 100GB game

how will the americucks find a way to get angry over this?

It's unhappiness blackface, at best.
The bare minimum effort.

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Nah I'd say it's pretty idiotic
"IT'S NOT SHAKESPEARE"
Wow it's gotta be one or the other, huh?

She looks like a turboskank, jesus christ..

It's cyberpunk, if the main character wasn't degenerate trash they would be extremely out of place

Nice tranny haircut.

She looks like a fucking bitch. Should have made her asian. It would have been realistic too since no women will be that white in the future.

please post a pic of a tranny with such a haircut, im genuinely curious

I am going to wait until the majority has formed an opinion about this game and then I am going to pick an opposite opinion.

>reading all those comments that are assblasted at female V
>remembering this is a Polynesian throat singing image board and most people didn't play a game in which you can customize a character since Earthbound

Your brain is as smooth as a fucking egg. Too smooth for you to even realize it.
How have you let this happen to yourself?
>We have to write like this!!
>WHEN WE PICKED THE GENRE WE PAINTED OURSELVES INTO A CORNER
Holy fuck, genres are not laws of physics. What the hell is the matter with people?

>Punk haircut makes you tranny
Imagine just confirming you are underage like that.

The irony is that you are probably one of the same people crying that in the game it isn't raining at night all the time.

not an argument

so let me get this straight
>MC scores a good job
>MC get paid
>MC celebrates the paycheck by getting wasted
at this point let it be said that a lot of people IRL including me have celebrated stuff by getting wasted.
>fade to black: we see the MC with a hangover
how is this stupid in any way, what is so wrong with this kind of writing ? Just tell me I want to understand

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... No?
Why would I do that?
Didn't you read what I just said?
WHY would I do that?

Uhmmm, this is too sexual for my tastes. Please censor it or I'm going to complain REALLY HARD on twitter.

seething tranny

>in cyberpunk your character will have a set name
>"wow are you fucking kidding me, nice """RPG""" you got there cd projekt shi-"
>his/her name is Yea Forums

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I dunno how to break this to you user, but..
Cliches are not even adequate for writing.
Cliches are negative.

That thong looks really uncomfortable, like it would cut into her ass and even draw some blood after just a couple hours wearing it.

Don't you mean his game?

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I'm afraid I'm not autistic enough to understand what has made you so mad about this.

Thoughts on Yea Forums's butt?

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I really hope CDPR takes goes the extra mile and let's us pick a voice for our character ala Saints Row. Just something simple like.
>cyber-punk
>cyber-average-joe
>cyber-business-man
At least the voice acting is better than Fallout 4's.

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>not posting the lingerie shot
why?

>mad
Bored user. Bored.

>Yea Forums
dumb shill

>EL GOBLINA
That's a big yikes from me.

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muy bien

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>like saints row

>cyber-punk
>cyber-average-joe
>cyber-business-man
>cockney british man

it's too thin but she is a goblina

I don't know, after reading all your posts here, you seem pretty fucking mad to me.

Would eat/10

Is this supposed to be an unflattering out of context picture that goblina-posters usually post? Because she looks pretty fuckable to me.

>Game

You're actually autistic.

Cliches have their flaws but there is a reason for why they exist in the first place: they're effective ground for other shit to be written on top. Getting drunk isn't that much stupid or out of place for the character, and it's an effective way to justify an ellipsis in the narration.
As I said before this is not prize-worthy material, but I can certainly roll with it

And you seem like an irish merchant.
Are you one?

her name is Yea Forums user, dunno what's so hard to understand about that. I know it's human nature to fit in but you're trying a tad too hard.

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shes just dressed up as an edgy punk. you're doing the meme wrong. goblinas are non-whites

Yes. I'll make a hardwired chaotic neutral and buy her the most expensive hookers available.

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>and it's an effective way to justify an ellipsis in the narration.
>and it's ...
Lazy and eye-glazing on a number of levels.

>CDPR always makes the best girls
>now i get to make and play as one
best fucking timeline bros

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indeed.

imagine the smell.

Dumb question, we're all buying this game. Some of will pirate of course.

Cliches are like tracing for story telling, people are just too stupid to notice

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I can't think of a single story in any medium that lacks any cliches.

she probably smells like alcohol and cheap shampoo

I'll pirate first, see what the game is like.

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>I-Im not mad! I'm just bored!
You aren't fooling anyone, user.

That red light district tho.

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If you have to insist that I'm lying, you've lost.

>Hey guys, lets just remove all cliches and see what happens to the story !

Imagine being this fucking stupid. Do NOT reply to this post, you won't get a (you) back.

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>walking simulator
Don't just use word

>I won because I say I did!
Yup, definitely seething

It's DRM free so the dev is pretty much asking me to pirate it. So I guess I will do that.

>Will you buy her game?
no

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You have low standards

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>first
You're just going to keep the pirated copy and not pay for something you already, let's not lie to each other.

No. I'll pirate it though.

>It's cyberpunk
Doesn't really look the part though.

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1989

>tfw I get to play as a slutty assassin that collects penises

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This.
different personalities would be nice.

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yep. stay mad.

>liking long dick necks
what are you? a cock admirer?

>that muttface
>white

Yes, pre-order.

shit, m8 it's been everywhere in books, films and even videogames.
and this one will likely be hundreds of hours long, sure it's lazy but sometimes there is no need to be inventive or groundbreaking, if anything most people can relate to a hangover and it gives a bit of a backstory on what she/he's been doing during said ellipsis
>she/he's hangover, So i know she/he was drinking: great a bit of backstory without breaking the relationship between the player and the character he is playing as.
people don't notice/don't react to cliches when said cliches aren't out of place and used with parsimony and in this case I wasn't shocked

Drinking is the token of false badass.
It never works, but people always include it.
It's the bathtub in Mouse Trap. IT NEVER WORKS.

Nah, I pirate pretty much everything that seems interesting and then if I like it, I buy it. I live in an almost third world country, where a single new game amounts to about 1/5th of an average monthly paycheck. I can't afford to buy things without knowing whether I'd like them.

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Pity 2077 females are nowhere near as good looking as Ciri.

How does it not? And try not to start whining about the sun.

I only would've been upset if you hadn't been honest with me.

Nah, at least not full price, looks like a game I won't finish.

>getting a job and celebrating it is cliche
I'll keep that in mind the next time I'm going out

>Change .ini file to be night only
that was easy.

Tiny buildings. Outskirts look like straight outta Saints Row.

I didn't say I won. I said you lost.

Maybe for people who are effeminate like you, alcohol has been portrayed as manly for as long as it's been around, I'm sorry you can't grasp that with all that estrogen flowing through your supposed male body.

>drm free
>buy

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Just out of curiosity is it possible to make Witcher 3 night only?

>Doesn't understand what a tan is
Yeah, that is about what I expect from Yea Forums

>alcohol has been portrayed as manly for as long as it's been around
Yeah. People are retards, huh?

not him, but this is the same what i did with witcher 3, pirate and then buy, but this time i will buy it without pirating, cuz i trust CDPR

Will probably try to build my old shadowrun character when it's half price.

Probably, but not really requested as much since it's not a cyberpunk game and you can make it night with a click of a button anyway.

I did the same for Witcher 3, pirate, play and then bought it later on, but I won't be skipping this practice just because I liked one of their past games. Again, this isn't something I can fuck around all that much.

I'm sorry you don't agree with most of the world, but, you'll find nobody actually care about some effeminate little boys opinion on alcohol.

>drinking is for false badasses
how do i break it to you that absolute fags and also women drink ?
getting drunk isn't an only alpha male activity for fuck sake, I mean i'm one proof among others that impotent beta fucks can drink.
you've just assumed that a cliche was the actual standard for the rest of the world and for writing: go fucking neck yourself or go get drunk you fucking idiot

Is that all you've got?
I'm going to ask that again, in case it slipped by you.
Is that all you've got?

You ended up proving my point by the end of your post.
I've never seen someone so proud to kick their ball into their own net before.

Okay, now you're just being cringe. I don't have to say anymore after this, thanks for outing yourself.

zoomerpunk 2077

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>Okay, now you're just being cringe.
You just typed this.
I don't know where to start.
You should not have typed this. It wouldn't matter what the situation was.

Probably when it's on sale or in a humble bundle

No, she is a disgusting slob of a person.

You know, it kind of bothers me how sexualised those scenes are considering there will be a character creator with choice of sex. If you play as a guy, will you have exact same cutscenes, except with fat, hairy legs and some pair of loose boxer shorts?

CRINGE IS NOT A NOUN, FUCKWAD

Yes from Steam

She looks like a complete cunt

>white
Fucking americans, you make me laugh

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It's probably the sidecut mostly.
I have never seen a sidecut that could quell the feeling of hatred and disgust.

It's such a bad look, I can't believe it ever took off past the most radical SJWs.

>"You see, I was only pretending to be retarded, so that, by responding to me, you would sound retarded as well, look at me i'm so fucking smart"
fucking end youself, your point was:
>"if a character is drinking that mean the writter is trying to get THIS point across to the player about said character"
and somehow by responding that you were talking shit and that drinking didn't mean anything like that in this context I'm the retard ?
go fucking end yourself, you scum

Yes. My plan is to pick the whitest skin color possible, blonde hair, blue eyes, thicc body type and make my character BBC exclusive. FemV, obviously.

No no, none of that accusing a person of the pretending to be retarded shit.
That's a wail of the defeated. Don't debase yourself, you absolute fuck.

sure

fag

based pirate bro

>That's a wail of the defeated
lmao, sure, you've won, congrat, here is your fucking medal you fucking idiot:
in honor of user, who proved nothing, and said nothing of value but claimed victory in a pointless debate after being rightfully called a moron on a mongolian throat singing BBS"
enjoy, you absolute cunt

or you could refute what I said in the previous post, but, hey, that would require some kind of effort on your part

seething trannies

>anime poster
>doesn't drink
makes sense, your mother did enough of that when she was pregnant

What poor anatomy that is.

>necks (length and width)
>underdeveloped musculature – plausibly a character that's supposedly self-sufficient, authoritative (especially in posing and movement), and
>minimalistic indentions and similar, realistically decorative features

>"The benefits of having fitness are much greater than "vague definitions" … Authority and controllability in moving and posing; confidence; mood … even sensation, libido, and orgasm … are associated with female testosterone and musculature. More intense fitness levels are correlative with much more defined aspects ("challenging-ness"; stability; fantasy fulfillment via interesting behavior and capability) of attractiveness."
>"Genetic expression is basing on nutriments." … "Attractiveness is correlative to attainable fantasy – greatness from productivity, and of perfection."

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>absolutely btfo by being outed as girly boys

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>using cringe as an adjective

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>he resorts to not making an argument and caring about words on a basket weaving thailand site

:^ )

It depends on the taste of her asshole, clean but now washed, just 4-6h after bath without shiting

She's literally /ourgirl/. I'm preordering it

Argument to what? In case you haven't noticed I'm not in this faggy slapfight. Your erroneous use of the word "cringe" was simply too stupid for me to keep scrolling without calling you a fucking retard. Kill yourself you fucking maggot.

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I enjoyed Witcher III, so probably.

The absolute cucklord himself.

Not with that ugly dyke haircut