Only fat manbabies play ninten-

So invisible ghosts play it too?

You know he could beat the shit out of you if he existed, right?

>bingtendies like mandrama
makes all the sense in the world

oh shit

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He's a turbo MGTOW so take that as you will

Being this insecure.

guy on the left is playing with his fat retarded cousin who doesn't have friends (guy on the right, typical nintendo fan)

Look at those jeans what the fuck are those
They look like they're from 2005

Most tards could beat the shit out of me but I'm not gonna stop making fun of them on the internet.

>Yea Forumsies living vicariously through their fake tough guys
Makes you glad they ran them out of Yea Forums

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>grease marks all over it
disgusting
>seth smiling because no great value version of himself

Cena is also a legit weeb

I don't like this commercial...

>grease marks all over it
yeah imagine actually using your stuff YIKES
like wear gloves cringelord

This but unironically, always use gloves while gaming.

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Cena is a PC gamer.
RTS, as a matter of fact.

i dont believe you. post your hand right now wearing one. timestamp it.

>John Cena doesn't exist

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This

>imagine washing your hands and not picking up your switch after finishing a bucket of kfc
i've had mine for over a year and no nasty grease marks. I bet you are an italian, aren't you? guido fuck.

I think he likes fist of the North star a lot.

this but unironically

john cena is a gigantic nerd though, he legit loves pro wrestling and talks about kpop groups and shit. a lot of the WWE guys are manbabies that play videogames all day.

Isn't Cena trying to get into movies? How's that going for him, is he good at it?

what's his favorite wrestling game
mine's Raw 2

Many wrestlers go into movies, Andre the Giant is the only one who was ever good at it.

Based Cena.

Bumblebee was cool

here you go user

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Where was Luigi in the summer of 92?

Awful taste man. I mean truly what the fuck tier taste.

Don't forget the Rock

yikes!

>Literal manchildren playing nintendo
>Meanwhile turbo chad builds a PC for his son
How can betas ever compete?

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always thought this was a shop

can't beat SOUL
but I'll humor your gripes with the game

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>turbo chad
lmao reminder that he was raped by a man in front of his own wife and tried to #metoo the guy that did it embarrassingly.

He has completed more Make a Wish fulfillment than anyone in history. He loves finding fans and surprising them to make their day. The guy is just genuinely wholesome and cares about people.
I hate his character and what its done to the WWE, but John Cena the person is awesome.

>had to shave his beard to avoid looking s0i in the picture

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Not him but sauce on that?

i guess the real chads were the friends we made along the way

the game looked and played like shit and had atrocious animations
raw was TRULY the janetty to the playstation's smackdown games.

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I bet he doesn't even know the name of whatever trash he's playing.

try shinning some light on your switch (for example take it outside of your mancave), unless you're fucking dead or clean your shit every day there will be grease marks

he cucked Kenny from the spirit squad

boi he stupid thicc :o

try googling it you dumb redditor
first fucking result for terry crews me too theguardian.com/film/2017/oct/11/actor-terry-crews-sexually-assaulted-by-hollywood-executive

Mines Def Jam Vendetta

It's hard to believe in something you can't see

A brave man would have actually jacked off. That is clearly lotion.

mine is clean

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what's the issue zoomy, not enough holes for your girly legs?

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How in god's name do you rape someone as huge as him?

His movies are as awful as Hulk Hogans.

It took me too long to find actually usable paper

Its almost like you think everyone here is too retarded to use google image search.

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>googling anything when fags like (You) will just link it anyway if asked
lmao

well this is Yea Forums

Jumanji was great. His early movies (Mummy 2, Scorpion King, and other action shit) were really bad. They played up the action star role too much. The appeal was literally "This is a wrestler in a movie." His more recent stuff has really let him play up his charisma, which is what made him such a presence in wrestling in the first place.

Just like black little bitch.

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Good question, maybe he was held at gunpoint.

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>Mummy 2 really bad
You are so wrong. It is great action flick and he played a role in it for like 2 second and in the very end with shitty CGI.

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That image is probably the greatest gift you could have ever given me, thanks bro

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>how the whole thing would appear
This is indeed true. People would say he chimped out or other such nonsense

wrestling games always look like shit and play worse than actual fighting games though

I had the chance to meet him (well not really, there were a bunch of people too surrounding him) but so far, he looks like a nice guy and took his time to take some pics with a lot of people

I don't think that counts

Based

This is one of those comments that makes me wish I could leave this place already but I can't.

Its inferior to the first movie in every way. But besides that, I was specifically talking about his contribution to the movie which was playing a terrible CGI video game style boss fight at the end in which he doesn't even speak a single line of dialogue in his own voice.

WWE video games have a better animated Rock than that movie had.

that's not rape, that's molestation

for a nigger, he's kind of smart

>if he existed,

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>Its inferior to the first movie in every way.
It isn't. It was way entertaining. And I saw it on release day in cinema. Even CGI looked great.

>Micker
>no friends
literal cringe

the xbox games looked terrible. the PS2 and gamecube games actually had competent graphics for the time, and the later games (svr-svr07) actually looked really good for the PS2. raw and raw 2 and to a lesser extent wm21 looked like greasy doughy shit.

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Averagely intelligent I'd say. But it could also still be seen as cowardice. Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise no matter what he's doing, and even if that caused a fall out and for people to call him crazy, he's still Tom Cruise.

>Raw 2
I don't believe you

wtf user

Cenas actually a big dork for nintendo though. its kinda cute desu

then post a image of a better looking wrestling game from 6th gen.
because that's a really good looking Undertaker from what many other games were able to accomplish in terms of photorealism.

PS2 era WWE games were the best. Shut Your Mouth, Here Comes the Pain, etc. Great time to be into wrestling and video games.

it has loads of content
most of the fun comes from create a character; dunno how satisfying it is to play with actual wrestlers because I never did it because that sounded stupid and lame to do

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> I was going to kick his ass
hahaha no

raw 2's creation system was puny baby shit compared to the PS2 games and what would be carried over from them into the ps360 era. Though the new games 2k18/19 shit on all of them for that kind of thing

He couldn't. He's all mass and no skill.
I actually have 20 years of martial arts experience (I'm 21).
With one little shift of my body I could use his entire weight against him and win easily.

youtube.com/watch?v=OPc0oXeEaI4

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nice

>That era of WWE games where they gave everyone permanent puffy duck lips to prevent clipping from the teeth
I hated that shit.

>wwe-smackdown-vs-raw-2006
does look better, definite improvement in 3 years
but idk about this gameplay man
youtube.com/watch?v=Ga6ZS87JUMI

>Sara

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At least he doesn't like shit, am I right Snoyfag?

>"Yeah, the Switch is the only console I own."

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GOAT tag team

>dunno how satisfying it is to play with actual wrestlers because I never did it
well okay then

06 was a departure from the gameplay of SYM, HCTP and SVR. they made the gay stick flicking optional in 07 but i used 06 because it was the last exclusive to 6th gen

>steroid users play kids games

yikes!

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How deep does the whole Hollywood rape thing go?

About 6 inches

-do.
Yes, correct

most honest post I've seen in weeks.

FUUUUCK I almost forgot about this guy.

Gonna say based just because of hoe honest you are lil nigga

So about smaller than average?

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What does a paid actor have to do with the Nintendo fanbase?

he still posts, he just nukes his channel every other week
youtube.com/watch?v=xxB0Erd23Bk

mmmmmmmm

They're much too wide at the bottom, not at all /fa/

It could be just good PR, but he seems nice. He speaks Mandarin too so he's clearly not stupid.

>I'd like to preorder Pikmin 4, please

youtube.com/watch?v=0MdK8hBkR3s
This is what I think of when I hear "John Cena". He might be a cool, nice outgoing guy, I don't know anything about him.
But...

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>and a fake fighting superstar sells it

>between 24% and 90%

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John Cena is kind of a mystery to me.
I'm not american so I don't watch wrestling like you all do, but I always saw him as a big and stupid muscle man.

But when you see stuff he does, like interviews and some things, he sounds actually pretty smart. He dresses and expresses himself very well, sounds surprisingly litterate.

Anyway, would probably suck his dick if he asked, no homo.

During the time he was single pre 2009, he used to specifically target his fat fangirls and bang them because he knew they would never have a chance like that normally.

Seems pretty nice to me, or he's a chubby chaser. Either or.

>This american is dumb but he actually seems nice, i'd suck him off

Very european post

Let's be honest for a second, everyone likes nintendo right? Like the console war shit posts are just shit posts because there's a small amount of truth to a good joke, what makes nintendo look like shit is that their consoles themselves are bad, but their games are good. Anyone that's intelligent enough to know how to use a computer doesn't actually hate nintendo right?

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Most people who have been here any decent amount of time knows console wars are sock puppetting

>20 years of martial arts experience
>on Yea Forums

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>one copy of Pokemon: Let's Go, Eevee please

>people who take care of their body and exercise are supposed to be stupid
what a braindead retarded meme

Definitely based. Questin is, is he redpilled?

this makes him any less of a man baby how?

his job is literally to be muscly and perform gymnastics with other muscly men. of course the image he projects is of a big retard.

I know, but sometimes I can't help but want to break the 4th wall of Yea Forums, because I want to leave, but can't.

>posts a fat manbaby

Can't see who's playing, so I don't really get the point of that thread

*grabs you by the collar and shakes violently*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?
*readies the double flying elbow*
Don't make me use it, user.

>implying paid actors actually play games off-duty
you´re so fucking stupid its painful

Look a nigger.

deeper than you can imagine.
satanic pedo elites are running the world its sounds crazy but if you actually look into it you realize how scary and true it is.

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One Nintendo Switch- Splatoon 2 bundle, please.

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>if he existed

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That part I already knew about.

Who has the biggest tits in Yea Forums?

viscera

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someone link the video

Why is the controller floating?

Nice bait

>pedo elites are running the world
Is that why every country has a sex offender registry?

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