I AM JESUS

That's what I'm asking I did not know.

long hair only looks good on guys with masculine facial features.

short hair on anyone is castration only fit for jarheads or baldies.

Noctis was good too. Went from angsty teenager to proper King
>Off my chair, jester.
>The King sits there.
Kino.

Actually he was. Plus he went from Sasuke looking. Motherfucker to Chad Wick

Ardyn was always jesus. The game literally beats you over the head with Christian imagery and symbolism.

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>tfw no true demon ending where you ally with Noctis and take down the Astrals

bad feel

Well Ardyn is pretty masculine user

i didnt say he isnt.

The new DLC is pretty insulting/blasphemous.

How so? Because it came out almost 3 years after the game was released?

If you looking back, most of Square games is full of bible reference

Xenogear for example

3 years of daily FFXV threads. People still say that Yea Forums does not love the game.

That Episode Ignis ending where Iggy goes full retard on Ardyn was absolute kino. Probably the last thing I ever expected out of the game was Ignis saying fuck it, putting on the ring, going super saiyan and doing Nocts job for him. Best bro.

>3 years of XV-kun bait threads
FTFY

He was great until he became generic "bwahaha I'm whispering sweet nothings in your ears about your friends dying".

Ardyn is lucifer and Noctis is Jesus.
Ardyn takes in the plague and becomes immortal, gods reject him for it. Noctis is chosen to be sacrificed.

How so

So why did Bahamut choose Somnus over Ardyn? I mean, it seemed obvious that Ardyn was the better man. Is it just because he had too much Starscourge? Surely Bahamut could have just purged it out of him or something.

Did you see the episode? The crystal originally did chose Ardyn but when he gave in to space AIDS, he was rejected

Yeah, I watched the Prologue, but either I'm retarded or I couldn't figure out who was actually "chosen". The Oracle says Ardyn was chosen, then Somnus says he was chosen, then they fight, then Ardyn gets pushed back by the crystal and goes ham.

I don't get why the gods would pick Somnus. Then again, the gods appear to be assholes, so maybe that just makes sense. Hopefully we'll see some more of Ifrit and his rebellion against the others.

Jesus had a beard dog

Somnus pretty much a cunt and wanted to usurp his brother. But Ardyn was originally the chosen King.

He was never angsty, though.

>saying fuck the world, everybody can die in a fire
>doing Nocts job
That's the opposite of his job. Iggy went full Ardyn instead.

There were two choices: Somnus or Ardyn. Ardyn disqualified himself by curing the lepers and contaminating himself with a bad case of demons, so Somnus did the job.

I don't think they picked Somnus. He just said they did

So it was the gods will that they just slash and burn anyone infected? Fuck that shit. Ifrit did nothing wrong, the Six are cunts. Why were they so goddamn paranoid about the Starscourge?

Did they pick Somnus though?

He also wasn't white

Ifrit originally loved humans until he himself was infected, Titan as indifferent and so was ramuh, Shiva hated them until Ifrit gave her the BIC , leviathan hates them as stated in the gameand Bahamut is just one big asshole who manipulated them

I think Ardyn was like a weird "what if Jesus wanted revenge on the world" kind of situation

Ardyn is Jesus

Imagine if he gets crucified in Episode Ardyn

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