What's your favorite sidekick from an adventure game?

Not mine, another user has been working on this for a while now.

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I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA

Meme slave

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If you were ever wondering how tall Midna actually is then I have some autistic science for you today.

Her exact size was never officially stated, but Hyrule Historia tells us something worthwhile: that TP Ganondorf sports an impressive height of 230cm or 7'6''.
This one fact gives us everything, since we can just compare T-pose models of anyone from the game and use proportions to get the exact measurements. Incidentally, this comparison puts TP Link at 160cm or 5'3''.
But we're more interested in our little semen demon, so here's some facts. Standing upright with her ridiculous towering hat Midna is 113cm tall. That headpiece is even bigger than it seems at first glance though.
Her hatless height is tricky to pinpoint because of overabundant hair, but with some fairly accurate estimation it'd be 76cm +/- 1, so around 2'4''. That's pretty damn tiny, but there's more.
Upon closer inspection, you'll notice that her head is actually quite large compared to the rest of the body. This means that 76cm doesn't tell us the whole story, after all we can't just assume normal human proportions.
As it turns out, this imp is only 19cm wide at her thickest point around hips, 10.5cm wide at waist and 12cm wide at bust level. Vertically, from her nether regions all the way to the neck there's only 29cm.
Now you too can take a measuring tape and see just how small Midna would be in real life.

Autism out.

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Kek, no not Maya she's kinda too stupid and kind for me to sexualize tbqh

>2ft4in
>29cm
Pic related

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tfw my dick could impale through her waiste entirely, what a slut

Isn't True Midna like a foot taller than Link? So she's like 6ft3in fucking tall.

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i want to sidestick my sidedick into this sidekick and sidecuddle afterwards

We are reaching levels of IMAGINE that shouldnt be possible

the IMAGINE meme is fucking reddit cringe

You are reddit cringe

Don't spend it all in one place, user

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Yep, true Midna is supposed to be very tall.

based anti-reddit poster, i'm sick of the shit too

BIRTHIN

HIPS

How tall are True Midna and Zelda?

>Link is 160
>Still looks tall in-game
Is everyone in Hyrule a midget?

SEVEN AND A HALF INCHES

>TP Link at 160cm or 5'3'

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CONCEPTUALIZE

Link is a youngster designed in Japan, so 160cm sounds about right. Hyrule has plenty of people with normal height though.

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In medieval times, due to a daily caloric intake of about 1kcal, people didn't have enough energy to actually grow very large.
Link is actually only a little bit short.
Rather than being an absolute manlet, he's within the average height bounds.

>over half a foot taller than me
Fug

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>19cm
>literally shorter than my hand-span thumb to pinky

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>her entire torso fits on an A4 sheet of paper

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I hope you know that I'm saving this info for later.

Imagine sticking your dick in something that small

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>Always wanted to pick up Midna and fuck her.
>Turns out you can do the same to Link as well.
MY FUCKING DICK

TP Link is based and not a twink like some of the others.

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So?

I want to FUCK, MIDNA

>tfw even a humble six incher is still practically 1/4 the size of her entire body

It's a good situation for all

Zelda would be 168 and true Midna 186.

You got me there.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK MIDNA

FAT WOLF ROPES

>jealous manlet who gets upset at the protagonist because a chick magnet

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more reddit cringe from a tumblr game

Are there any unbearably bad sidekicks. Pic unrelated.

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what is this game?
it looks cute

I will fucking fuck Midna.

Gimme some tips once you've figured out how to do that.

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Thats great, we need more cute midna stuff

instructables.com/id/Make-a-Custom-Stuffed-Animal/

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Tail Concerto
3D platformer that nobody has heard of
Would recommend
youtube.com/watch?v=-cVWMQCDifA
jealus manlet is at 1:11:32

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Did you fall for some kind of meme?
6 inches is what almost everybody packs

manlet is fucking cute though

That's kinda creepy though

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Midna is cuter when she is creepy

Yeah which is weird when there's 3 perfectly good models to copy from

>this entire post

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Also make sure to check out Solatorobo.

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I wish I had more creepy imps.

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By "humble" i didnt mean "absolute dicklet", i know that

yeah but he needs to get the fuck over it and learn his place

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Nah she's gotta be like 3'6 or something 2'4 is tiny as fuck

I need a real Midna desu

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I like her better without the helmet but almost nobody draws her not wearing it, youd think her neck would be strained carrying a stone bigger than her on her head

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What the hell she's basically the size of ganon's dick

obligatory
vocaroo.com/i/s1a1bfSt3IWi

IMAGINE

Well, she can use a wolf like a couch with room to spareand wolves aren't terribly big animals.

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>TP Link is 5'3"

It's weird to think this guy is wrestling gorons, fighting giants and dragons and shoving heavy stone doors aside in the daily but that i could, despite this probably manhandle him irl

>Link would have to be standing on his feet to give Ganon a blowjob

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>2'4"

So Midna and Pikachu are the same height.

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I'm really surprised nobody posted it yet.

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Look up.

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its because its autistic cringe akin to minecraft song parodies

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>2'4''
> this imp is only 19cm wide at her thickest point around hips, 10.5cm wide at waist and 12cm wide at bust level. Vertically, from her nether regions all the way to the neck there's only 29cm.

FUCKING CHRIST

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>ass eating height
Visualize...

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I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA SO BAD

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Saved

>This entire thread

PRECONCEIVE OF THE NOTION

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Pearl however, a sex symbol.

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Lmao this bitch 10head

More room for kisses and cum

brb gotta go print some stuff.

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Damn you analytical bastards.

I wanna cum on pearls forehead

Even tho ppl bitch about him all the time, I think issun from okami is a good buddy. He's pretty funny and not super unhelpful, I have yet to be annoyed by him I guess. I just got to the part where I have to find all the dog warriors so idk how far into everything I am.. but yeah better than Navi or whatever

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What is the best version of Okami? I don't know if I should just play the original on dolphin or buy the switch version, do the ports have extra content?

>Tfw u spend 5 hours a day producing original midna pov orgy, pov futa, and pov snuggling sfm porn but will never share it with Yea Forums because they aren't worthy of it

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>pov futa
Keep it

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99.99% chance they are shit, lack animated subtleties and have clipping out the ass, no loss here

If you dont have a subsribestar you are literally burning money

>actually believing this is her canon height
Fucking plebs. THIS is a real Midna.

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>do the ports have extra content?
No, it's the same game on every console. If you want to try it, emulate the PS2 version (the Wii version doesn't have the rice paper filter and it loses part of its charm without it, there's also some issues with the controls).
I played originally the PS2 version, then I bought the PS3 port, and now I'm evaluating if I should buy it again for the Switch.
I love that game so much.

hi
Yes I'm working on the head shape, pls no bulli.

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That also looks weird where the torso joins the pelvis like the curves are in the wrong place
Ass and thighs looking good though

i like that you can see her pussy glow through her panties

So unless I play the PS2 version the HD games are the best?

>glowing pussy

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giantess is a shit fetish.
anything larger than 10 feet tall is just retarded.

>huge hips
>no gigantic ass and thighs
>huge thigh gap
come on user add some more meat to those bones
otherwise, looking really good

>no balls

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Yes. I guess that the Switch version is the best one because of the touch screen that will help to make the drawings. But then again, if you are not sure yet, just emulate it.

She's slightly smug/coy can definitely dick her with a raging hard-on

i like big women but yeah giants are just retarded

true form midna is more of a womanlet than i remember

>futa
lol, end yourself

Well she's kinda taller than your average woman already.

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god that pic of her turns me on so fucking much she's so sexy bros
I can't look at minda anymore without triggering sex responses

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It's the hips

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what is this and why is it getting posted a lot?

Giant Midna is glorious.

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Stop watching anime and maybe you'll get a shred of sexuality back

>not wanting to be inserted between her sweaty ass cheeks
>not wanting to be dipped in a bowl of sauce and be licked clean by her salivating tongue
>not wanting to be just generally toyed with by her gigantic form
my taste is superior and you fucks know it

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The guy that's sitting there later killed his parents, it was all over the news

Why would he kill them if they're letting him be a based NEET, were they NEETshaming him?

i want all this but not to a retarded gigantic degree
your tastes are on the autistic side
its like hypershit

What?

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What the hell are you talking about? is the perfect size for this sort of thing when you compare her to Wolfie down there. Any smaller than that and you'd hardly be able to be stuffed into her mouth and be toyed with like a piece of hard candy.

thats also autistic and nobody talked about vore you autistic fag
they said something about being licked
giantfags are literally retarded

god dont you just want to climb up in there

They probably didn't gave him his tendies one day and he snapped.

Does Midna take the knot?

I didn't say anything about vore either. Vore would imply that I would want to be swallowed, and I don't exactly have a death fetish.

In the most technical and autistic terms possible, my fetish is macro/micro giantess mouthplay with some smothering from either the chest or the rear with a hint of insertion.

her big fat bum is custom built for taking the knot

Why are normies so hateful and intolerant of NEET culture? baka my head

In Twilight Bitch

All that stuff is great, especially happening one after another.

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Could I have that official Midna butt from Hyrule Warriors?

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I wish she would sit on me.

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Sounds like a risky thing to want. If she was giant too you could be at risk of being squished, smothered or even inserted by accident.

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Midna

Giant retard.

now kiss

IMAGINE
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I thought TP link was taller then his zelda, how old is he?

Not safe for work, user

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cringe

>cringe
stopped reading there

Does Midna count as a Loli

No, she's a tiny woman

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