>write best girl
>don't make her a romance option
Dragon Age
John Cooper
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Luis Martinez
>incestfags
Incel confirmed.
Charles Smith
Your sister can't be your wife!
John Collins
>the only companion with even a hint of charisma, plot relevance, and somewhat substantial dialogue options
>can't marry her despite being given the option to ask
Liam Jones
DA2 is unplayable, fuck off, brainlet.
Brayden Roberts
>DA2 is unplayable
Demonstrably untrue, retard.
John Scott
>wanting to marry damaged goods
Nathaniel Long
its playable. just has some dumb, gay and lazy shit in it.
Brayden Jackson
Just mod her lines
Michael Price
>not wanting a demigod's leftovers
Parker Ramirez
Who said anything about marriage?
Nolan Rodriguez
How else are you supposed to maintain a pure bloodline?
Blake Carter
She’s only best girl because your other options, if you weren’t a fag, were stds in human skin and a literal brain dead retard
Colton Myers
>stds in human skin
Totally worth it
Thomas Murphy
will we ever get fug our new wives in da4 or is bioware probably being disbanded by ea because of anthem?
Chase Rivera
It’s over bro, but it’s probably for the best. It would’ve sucked anyway
Easton Smith
>or is bioware probably being disbanded by ea because of anthem?
God I hope so. That rotten, shambling corpse stopped being Bioware a long time ago. The only thing left to do is put it out of its misery. Then everyone can move on.
Carter Foster
> It would’ve sucked anyway
yeah. i couldnt even finish inquisition. i kept getting bored and starting a new campaign and eventually just dropped it. i want to play a new dragon age game but i want to play a good one not a shitty one and biowares last few games have been bad.
Adrian Wilson
what game developer do you think could make a good game set in the dragon age universe?
Cooper Nelson
You already know the answer to that user.
CD Projekt Red
Colton Smith
cdpr
ubisoft
nintendo
Ian Nguyen
Square Enix
Gavin Myers
my dick is ready for a new dragon age game by a competent developer.
Lincoln Jackson
Surely it will happen.
Jose Stewart
there is a fair amount of lore set up already and there is a lot of potential for future games.
Mason Sanders
>mfw changing her prologue model with the one in actual game
Robert Carter
God I want to _BE_ Morrigan so bad
Isaiah Hall
who has worse b.o. morrigan, merril or sera?
Gabriel Ward
Morrigan always smells like wildberries. Sera always stinks even after showering. Merrill smells like blood, you have to decide if that is good or bad.
Isaac Wright
morrigan smells like ass and shit
merril smells like blood
sera smells like love and cookies
Juan Peterson
t. Sera
Not fooling anyone, you can't even type properly.
Wyatt Allen
>Merrill smells like blood, you have to decide if that is good or bad.
How would that ever be a bad thing?
Angel Rivera
>Merrill smells like blood
i wonder if blood mages can use period blood to cast a spell. i need to write in to a feminist bioware trany and demand that blood mages use period blood in da4. that will show the patriarchy.
Matthew Phillips
Merril cute
Elijah Cox
Lincoln Cook
How about you stop pretending to he human you droll corpo slut
Hunter Davis
The cutest!
Parker Butler
>sera smells like love and cookies
i always imagined sera smells like a mix of asshole and stinky vagina.
Eli Wilson
You take that back!
Logan Diaz
>sera smells like love and cookies
tfw ywn know what love smells like.
Connor Edwards
OH GOD HER FINGER
Noah Smith
It's an old Elven trick.
Asher Nguyen
is this a modded version? she doesnt look as hideous as usual.
Kevin Gray
Developers were too cowards to make her romanceble.
Brayden Robinson
If I literally made this as an SFM poster just for myself I would not be satisfied and start over
This triple A company thought it would be alright to make this an animation that occurs 5 million times per playthrough
Thomas Jones
why are you being so homophobic?
Luke Nelson
nah it's not their wheel house. Dark fantasy isn't their thing really
Gabriel Anderson
Neither is it BioWare's
Jose Ortiz
You will, user, I believe in you.
Grayson Roberts
i think we all need to face the grim reality that
LOVE HAS NO SMELL
Ryan Scott
what is biowares thing?
Joshua Russell
No!
Shitty looter shooters with a vapid plot and boring characters.
Liam Williams
Ruining every serious scenario with too many misplaced jokes because the people making the games now are all trannies that think marvel movies are good
Xavier Evans
Never really was, they pulled it off well enough once though
Easton Sanders
It's better than Inquisition.
Colton White
>a literal brain dead retard
My god did she make some terrible decisions, I gave her the benefit of the doubt because I thought elves were just being dicks (as they often are) but it quickly became clear how in the wrong she was. Almost everything involving demons ends up being the result of people being idiots. Except stuff involving mages and abominations, theyre a special kind of stupid.
Brody Ramirez
Was she wrong though? I mean, she never does actually fall for the demon at all and seems to have no struggling in that regard unless you bring her to that dream sidequest where literally everyone backstabs you anyways.
Only reason the demon breaks free at all is because her fucknut teacher goes all like "THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU MAYBE, SO I AM UNLEASHING THE DEMON TO TEACH YOU NOT TO UNLEASH DEMONS", which seems to be the standard of the game's narrative for some reason.
Adam Howard
I had more FUN in DAI
Luis Bailey
maybe...just maybe...the fact that you cant have is what actually makes you want her
Joshua Young
> what is Avelline?
Gabriel Fisher
Someone who freindzones you because she wants to fuck someone else. The most you can do is get a kiss
Anthony Roberts