User.... don't tell me you brought your switch with you *sigh*

Lavon Affair

remove some flab and it's my sister

>Lavon Affair
Motherfucker

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I kek'd but still checked because someone out there would be vacuous enough to call themselves that

the only girl i ever had sex with was an asian goblin. we always fucked in the park since we didnt have cars and this was back in high school. once she blew me while her brother slept on the blanket next to us. she was crazy but she could suck a mean dick.

Rem Lazar

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kek

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>why yes I did, bitch. now sit back and watch a splatoon god do his work!

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Based

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great feet

i play senran kagura on my switch because I need to get away from your absolutely STICC body.

Where are her shoes, shes gonna step on a bee or something

What is with all this self-debasing I've been seeing recently.

Is it supposed to be extremely hilarious? It's boring and incomprehensible.

Thats okay bro, sometimes you tap the well in your area and you need to expand. No shame in it. Besides, the worlds fucked and girls think youre weird if you dont use dating apps now

Nah, I brought the PS Triple. I need some HD games when I'm rolling in my caddy!

don't use dating apps for longterm relationships, only sex. the only girls you're going to find on dating apps are low self esteem looners with behavioural problems who are going to drag you down in the long term with their insecurity.

join gym, go get other hobbies, visit other places, go out with your friends. the woman will come naturally.

You can just smell that glorious feet.

incels are hitting levels of desperation that shouldn't even be possible

yeah legit this. Dont ever get emotionally attached to tinder thots

>the woman will come naturally

This isn't true at all, you still have to find her somewhere and do something about it.

>The woman will come naturally

she looks like she fucks black men

>the woman will come naturally.

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>that tummy
I'm thinking 3 rolls if she stops sitting up straight

>don't use dating apps for longterm relationships, only sex. the only girls you're going to find on dating apps are low self esteem looners with behavioural problems who are going to drag you down in the long term with their insecurity.
This is true.

>accuse women of being insecure
>being OBVIOUSLY super insecure
Getting a woman to love you is very easy. You just have to be less of an insecure faggot and not come across as a crazy person/lunatic.
If you are able to fill both these requirements you can safely date 70% of women and start a relationship.

how the fuck did i end up outside?

Nah but I brought my livestream BABE so you can watch me grief people here at the park BABE.

*EPically trolls normies at the park*

I'll put my switch away if you promise to smother me in those armpits, dear

Why you brought your phone?

based

Of course I didn't.
Now get those toes in my mouth.

Hella cute

I'm not in the meme sense, a total fucking headcase when I don't take my meds, but I'm great at hiding it and all my gfs have had no idea.

>the woman will come naturally.

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Good advice.

Those monsters aren't getting hunted by themselves, you bimbo

you like dating women that aren't very sharp. Guess that works for you, since you're a self-admitted headcase and obviously suffer from issues of insecurity.

Although you probably underestimate your gfs, most women can tell when their husbando is an effin emotional cripple. they just dont discuss it with the guy but with other friends. They are more tactful than us, and you proooobably didnt know your gf's very well, judging by your comments so far. Or they literally were dense or close-minded and just hid away from the fact you're a secret-retard.

> the woman will come naturally.

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look at that roastie go, isn't she cute lmao

>the woman will come naturally
where do you think we are?

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Dumb girls give the best head, this is a fact you cannot dispute.

>"You didn't let me win at Smash user, so no "special reward" for you..."

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No idea if you're a roastie, trolling, or just overdosed on onions, but holy shit.

That's 100% true. I just get tired of them after a certain period of time, and I dont care that much about head anyway.
MEMES LMAO!