After bioware shuts down where is she going next?

>Get fat so you can hide the adam's apple

Genius play

>first thing americans think about when losing weight is mentioned is liposuction
AHAHAHA

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY TRANNY

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Hopefully the gym.

/thread

This image is legitimately teriffying. Something about those sunken eyes make me feel like its gonna jump out at me.

once you're really fat you lose your gender anyway

dios mio.....

Honk Honk

looks like he took the bogpill. activate it.

cursed image

I don't think artifact flop is ebough to kill Valve

Do you really think someone like that is going to start exercising regularly?

you just have to entice them with technology, user

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This is the end of the line. In 5 years, NOBODY like this will have any place in games because they're an active detriment to any product and companies are starting to realise that.
haha either that or the industry goes full fucking meltdown and just blames the fans all the way into the grave, never facing their mistakes.
Either way, gaming gets good again in a few years, sit tight.

Do you think that maybe the reason AAA developers turned their backs on us and started appealing to Tumblr is because we argued that they were paying for their games to get reviewed well and constantly shit on them regardless of what they were doing showing that we are a bunch of jaded assholes who can't be appeased?

what an ugly sodomite

You give companies too much credit. Blockbuster didn't even move against Netflix until they lost all their market share. Companies don't ever "realize" anything until they're already dead.

Is that Hamburger Helper?

It's a real mystery why their games keep failing

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She left years ago. It's funny, not even the bad Bioware employees are there anymore. Just a bunch of college grads underpaid and overworked to make trash.

I think the only major employee left over from "old" bioware is the CEO.

a-are they all trannies?

When I was a fatass that didn't do shit.
I lost weight by only eating once every 2 days.

Exercise impacts weight loss in a minimal manner. It is mostly guided by what you consume. So stop consuming refined/processed foods and drinks along with sugars and you will shed pounds.

This is more common than Yea Forums ever mentions; celebrating a company who made a good game 20 years ago is like celebrating a football team for their victory 20 years ago.
It's not the same guys, just the same team name.
I worked on gta5 in 2013, at that time there were literally 3 people at the company who worked on the first gta. Kinda an extreme example, but turnover is such that now, 6 years later, of the 40 or so people I interacted with daily and kept in touch with, only 5 of them are still at R*.

Basically unless you really care about the studio founder, there's no reason to expect much at all from a sequel to a game you liked.

fpbp

The new star wars film ;)

>So stop consuming refined/processed foods and drinks
Moron detected, take in fewer calories and you will lose weight. It's literally not more complicated than that.

Liposuction is only for bits of fat in problem areas like hips or the pouch some chicks get after kids.
Its not for when the entire person is a problem area of fat.

LAID OFF ? LEARN TO CODE!

Even back in 2012 you could see a lot of people left.
Just compare the credits of Mass Effect 1 and 3.
The moment EA bought Bioware, a lot of people knew what that meant and slowly all the talent left.

Now the place is full of stupid millennials with dyed hair.

>m-muh thermodynamics :^)))
While that's a good general goal, it's literally not as simple as that.

"you rang, satan?"

>where is she going next?
She's got a place on Tatooine

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Consuming 500 calories in sugars compared to 500 calories in fats and protein will have your body do different things to it, with sugar often storing it as fat.

Unless you are telling people to consume 1,500 calories of cakes, ice cream, cookies, candies, and so on since it puts you on a proper caloric deficit.

Cardio does jack shit for losing weight, that hour you spent running losing 400 calories just means you could have skipped a meal instead. Literally just limit yourself to 1.5 meals a day and you'll lose weight fine. Drink water if you're thirsty, eat celery (w/o dip you fat fuck) if you're hungry. Alternatively, if you need a vice, drink diet coke, that's fine too, but that does not mean you can eat extra if you do.

Number 1: That's terror

Cardio does bit more than that because of afterburner effect.

I generally agree with you, user, but
>that hour you spent running losing 400 calories just means you could have skipped a meal instead.

Do both and it's like you've skipped 1.5 - 2 meals, get it?
I do one meal a day and try to exercise enough to mitigate even half of that. Feels good man.

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>Up next: Cleanprincegaming

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Maybe she'll get Solo and the wookie this time

skipping is the worst way to lose weight, what do you think will happen when you get back on regular diets?
don't skip meals, control your portions instead

Unironically based

>I do one meal a day

hello hungry skeleton

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All you need to do is eat better. Exercising is a meme and is actually not needed. Just eat better and your body adjust itself to ask for less energy
t. 49kg skeleton

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Green haired dykes and trannies, really diverse team they got there

never seen that before

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While exercising isn't needed to lose weight, being active is important with being healthy.

But exercise makes it easier to achieve a weight deficit. Diet is still the most important factor in weight loss, but exercise is also important.

Also not eating enough can lead to your body conserving fat.

>what do you think will happen when you get back on regular diets
OH GEE I DON'T KNOW GUESS I'LL STAY SKINNY LIKE WHEN I LIVED THE OPPOSITE WAY
fuck off with that, nobody here is that stupid.
I've done OMAD keto for years and it's perfectly sustainable, literally the only difference between me eating one meal a day and you eating a bunch of little meals a day is that I spend more time fasting between meals.

Hopefully to a less cruel world.

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Bovine University

dunno, go back to QA i guess.

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Hutts are hermaphrodites

As I said, minimal manner. I never said anything about not eating enough, just stop eating crap.

Also you should have a low calorie high protein diet plus lift which is much better than cardio. You won't gain that much muscle on a cut, but you'll maintain what you have while losing the fat.

you are what happens when a country doesn't have a strong culinary tradition
very sad

Explains a lot

im surprised anthem didnt come out worse

>what do you think will happen when you get back on regular diets?
I swear fatties are retarded and all have brain clogs. Don't go back to previous levels, settle for 1500 to 2000 calories if you're not very active

you haven expected this creature to actually be interested in games, dont you? Its twitter is full of virtue signalling and normie shit.

As long as you burn more than those 1500 calories of cakes, ice cream, cookies and candies, yes.

What's difficult to understand about this? Do you think sweets have magical properties that make them exempt from how calories in other foods work? Just because those foods are calorie dense and will fuck with your glycemic index doesnt mean their calories won't be burned by exercising, just as other any other calories.

What a retard.

My country's culinary tradition is fucking fine, mate. Not everybody on this board is from your continent.
It just happens to be based heavily on carbs, like basically every culinary tradition, and I'd rather have a low bodyfat.

Frostbite makes everything looks nice.

i'm not fat, i eat like a normal person that is all
i don't need meme diets to not turn into a blob

Or just fast lol go a week or two without eating , let your body switch to using fat for energy, tons of great stuff on fasting by this Asian doc on YouTube

Krispy Kreme

So you don't think different materials have different interactions and usages with the body? They are all interchangeable since they are burnt off the same way and utilized the same ways so there won't be any variation.

I wanna fuck her throat and abuse her like the fuck piggy she is

This girl should be behind the salad bar.

Am I right, fellas? Haha

WHY ARE THEY ALL FAT

oh I get it cause she's fat haha

>girl
>she

Memes aside, how easy is it to get into QA? I have no skills or degrees at 25 and I need something to do that pays better than Uber Eats.

former QA here, let me cut through the bullshit here.

>Acting as a Gameplay specialist
They took it upon themselves to keep excel docs of stats, perhaps shadowed a designer as part of a buddy program
>Creating a Testing structure and Sessions for Gameplay tasks
They wrote testplans, which are just checklists of things to check
>Completing verification testing against games
Literally just the last step of a bug ticket, checking the fix the dev made actually fixed the issue
>Completing exploratory and ad-hoc testing against games
This literally means "there were days where I had no set assignment and I just had to fuck around in game and see what I could break. Destructive testing, player-psychosis playthroughs, every place calls it something different, but it's generally what you put smooth brained testers on to keep them busy.

>Completed verification testing against recreated assets
They were tasked with playing through an HD remake
>Filed bug reports against project, detailing...
They entered bug tickets with descriptions and steps to reproduce, literally the entire job.
>Acted as primary quality assurance point of contact between BioWare loca and external teams
Her lead let her do the emails

I loved QA, but "QA Analyst" is like being a cashier. If you're stuck there 8 fucking years, it's for a reason.

Returning to the sea, from whence it came.

i got QA certificate at local it courses, did few test assignments, did few interviews and then depression hit, because of women and now i cant do anything. Visiting gym, wasting my time, cant even play vidya.

>EA about to pull a pic related on Bioware any day now
>Big Dic Vic about to sue the everloving shit out of Funimation

Should be an entertaining next few months.

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QA again,
I got into it back in 2012 at 24 as an entry level test pig. Most studios will insist on a degree these days, but apply anyway because there are other steps and most of the leads looking at hires aren't total retards.
Most will ask for a sample bug ticket, just find one online or write one up with the key info:

-------------

Title:
Player mount gets stuck in collision on rocks outside memetown

Class:
B

Summary:
When mounted, if players walk over the rocks (pictured, coords: XYZ)
their mount will become stuck and they'll need to log out and back in to be able to move from that spot

Steps to repro:
1. Spawn your character at memetown with a mount in the inventory
2. activate the mount
3. walk over the rocks at coords XYZ

Result:
The mount becomes stuck and the player cannot move from the rocks, even after dismounting. They need to load a new session to be removed from the collision

(If the studio is gay and their workflow is designed around fucking functioning retards) Expected result:
DUUUUUURRR THE MOUNT DOES NOT GET STUCK

Reproduction frequency:
10/10 this happens every time

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Studios also drop their hiring standards entirely when they're in BIG CRUNCH which is also when you, as a good tester, get a chance to become an acting lead, then use that as supporting evidence for your later promotion

>>Big Dic Vic about to sue the everloving shit out of Funimation
Sounds juicy. Do tell.

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WTF? I love EA now

Get back on it, user. It can be a really fun life if you get to work on some cool games people actually look forward to playing.
I will say though, mention your certificate on your resume, but don't put too much faith in it. Nobody insists upon them because it's rare people ever do certification.

You might get a job because you were a good candidate who was certified, but you will never be denied a job because you didn't have a certificate.

what sea is that?

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>work on some cool games
i live in Siberia, Russia. Local studios develop mobile garbage, i rather go testing web and apps.

>i live in Siberia
What are you punished for?

Reminder that Obama signed a 2 year contract that gave companies massive amounts of money if they hired trannies and buried politics into their games.

Punishment for being russian.

I really wish they'd stop lumping us girls with those hideous mongrels in the video.

Thanks, Obama

>us girls

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>i rather go testing web and apps.
That's what I got into. Pays far, far more, but you need to git good with automation. That's one reason to stay the fuck out of games, game studios will never, ever teach you automation and they will always pay at least 30% less than working on apps.

So when you finally get tired of QA for games, you have no place to go because nobody wants to take on QA who don't automate for web and apps, which is gay as FUCK, but it's how it is.

Dunno, my looks.

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>i live in Siberia
If only some kind of vehicle was invented in current year that you could use to move to Moscow or St Petersburg. Alas, it's literally impossible

Good looking lad. Get back on the horse, user, learn to code a little and you'll be set.

типичный пидapaхeн

to the fridge

are you implying people there developing something worthwhile? Could be true, but only 15 years ago.
tried java as part of testing courses.

Anyway, i need to get rid of depression, i have no motivation to do anything. Only upping stats in the gym and with books right now, getting no perks at the moment.

sure thing, mate.

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To be fair, this is exactly the type of woman who one would expect to play video games.

Man, don't wait until depression goes away to work on this, working on this is what is going to make you forget about this meme illness you've diagnosed yourself with.
If you're posting pictures of your face online you're not depressed, you're caught up in a self pity jerkoff rut, and you can get out of it once you put your mind on higher goals.

also java is a meme unless you're a developer, nobody is gonna run a testing framework on java. Get into js or python, even ruby isn't quite dead yet.
Depression, real or not, won't just go away one day by itself and allow you to get on with your life. It goes away only when you decide to get on with your life regardless. If you do it right, one day you'll just realise you haven't been depressed for a while, because you don't associate it with yourself, there's no space for it in your life.
You're wallowing, man. Get a grip.

Is that some kind of thumb or toad?

>Vic Mignogna is known for hugging fans at conventions, and occasionally kissing them on the cheek
>Never been an issue until now
>Conveniently, right after DBS Broly was a surprising big hit, Vic gets #MeToo'd
>It all started with a hitpiece by Anime News Network, making a bunch of unsubstantiated claims, and showing pictures of Vic "abusing" (hugging) women at cons
>It should be noted that one of the "victims" asked for her picture to be taken down, because she didn't feel harrassed
>He also pissed off the queer gestapo when he didn't sign a piece of yaoi art, because the characters aren't canonically gay, and he doesn't sign unofficial art
>Vic tries to explain himself, and apologizes to anyone who felt hurt, but it does no good at this point, because they smell blood in the water
>Accusations come rolling in, mostly stuff like "He kissed me on the cheek five years ago, which wasn't a problem then, but I'm totally hurt now"
>Monica Rial (Bulma) also raised accusations against him, despite not days before being shown acting like buddies with him at the Broly premiere events, and sending him kissy face emojis on twitter
>Rooster Teeth just says "K", and fires him despite any real evidence
>Funimation conducts an "investigation" (which they haven't shared with anyone), and fire him too
>Around this point, VAs like Sean Schemmel (Goku), Monica, DC Douglas (Wesker, Legion, Kamoshida) and Sonny Strait (Krillin, Usopp) among others start showing their asses on twitter, fighting with fans, and generally kicking Vic while he's down
>Marzgurl, who was involved with Channel Awesome getting fucked up, is also somehow involved in this (works at Funimation maybe, but I'm not too clear on that), I basically just get the impression that she likes causing strife
>Out of nowhere, Vic announces that he's lawyering up, but hasn't said who specifically he's going after yet
>Suddenly, all the VAs start preaching peace and love

That's what I've been able to piece together.

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>Employ mental damaged people
Do you believe me if i say to you once, when we were a civilized society, we used to try to cure people with pathologies brain related?

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Imagine waking up to this every morning

i post my face every now and then, but i havent made new pics of me for a while now. I wont pursue any career options right now, i cant accept any more stress after mental breakdown i had.
I have 9/9 major depressive disorder symptoms and you only need 5 of those.
Psychologist was useless (who would have though) and i have no money for psychiatrist right now.

Come on, I just ate.

Xe's so fucking large that I'd be waking up on xer

What ever happened to Hamburger Helper?

dunno, got fired.

Improving fitness and strength has its own benefits other than weightloss

It is that simple. Bigger you are, the more calories your body needs to sustain that size. Cut down on food and you will automatically lose weight. Don't even need any exercise although it's good for your health.

Problably still there. Don't know what people had against her to be honest since she did good work on that dorf origin story in DA. Everything else was meh but no reason to start a witch hunt.

Stuffing themselves with estrogen and anti-depressants, sitting motionless posting on twitter 90% of their time and being incel eunuchs.

Sea of Crises

>"I'm transgender..."

YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY!

she said incredibly stupid shit like games should just have a skip gameplay button. kill yourself.

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Probably to Sizzler.

So? She's a writer, not a designer. She's problably one of those who play games for the story and not necesserily for the gameplay. Still no reason for people to grab pitchforks and torches.

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>Liposuction have a bigger social stigma than transitioning
u fuckin wot?

kill yourself tumblrtard. Go watch a movie.

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Look, never getting a Balder's Gate sequel or a TOR sequel when EA exclusively owns both Bioware and the game license to Star Wars is not fucking nothing.

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>Marzgurl
she's part of ANN and was a part of getting him shitcanned

>even Goku and fucking Wesker are acting like huge pussies now
Twitter was a mistake

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you look a bit like a girl in this one, maybe buy a wig and try to convert the girl that broke your heart into lesbianism,

man why Vic out of all people anyway? I know there were stories about him for almost a decade but there's had to have been at least 1 or 2 other VAs that piss people off right?

No. Keep getting mad.

Don't see how Hepler had anything to do with it. Not quite sure I even want a sequel from Bioware considering their latest track record.

oi bigby where's me damn dilator, mate?

Did that thing get bogged?

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stop eating carbs you fucking retard.

im not mentally ill, i will never act like a girl or something and i never feel like i want to.

BASED
Also, fuck niggers

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Kek

Helper was a symptom of parent company corporate culture not understanding what made it's subsidiaries popular.

They were hiring people to work on games who didn't understand what games are on a base level. It mirrors the same shit with Blizzard.

Notice that none of this affected Crash or Spyro because you had to re-create actual games 1 for 1 and couldn't use movie bullshit as a crutch.

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You don't even need to exercise really, just eat less.

Bitch needs to get hit by a bus. She is just so fucking proud of herself, based on her twitter.

How did this turn into a weight loss thread? Fucking hell Yea Forums make up your mind

Keep getting mad that the cunt left and was rightfully hated.

Bunch of fucking Gymcels

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hating fatties and trannies arren't mutually exclusive

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What is eating right and getting out of your fucking chair for an hour or two. What the fuck is wrong with Americans.

I thought everyone hated Transfats. Even scientists said that they were no good.

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As a transwoman I am sick and tired of seeing these fucking hons, especially the fat ones. They put ZERO effort into passing as cis and expect everyone to respect them. These disgusting freaks give the transgender community a bad name

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Some of these people don't have the metabolism that you do so exercise really is required depending on your body type.

Big Sugar is what is wrong with America. Any time legislation threatens the profit of corn syrup and sugar, either through regulation or education, lobbyists immediately threaten to destroy the organization responsible.

Night club bouncer

S A L T L A K E C I T Y

I'm just telling you, you discord faggots. Nobody will ever treat you like women. Cucks on Twitter might, but irl no. They will be nice to you, yes, but never will they feel deep inside that you're women and you're normal. I was drinking with my ultranormie friends (girls and guys alike) in a clubbing zone when a tranny approached us. I thought that my liberal friends are gonna ignore it. And I was surprised when after hearing him say hi, one of the guys who had a bit to drink immediately said "aren't you a dude? why are you wearing girly clothes?". The tranny started talking to the girls in our group and they just said "leave us alone". We insulted him until one of us started shouting "fuck off faggot". And the tranny was """hot""" by Yea Forums standards. The voice is what gave it away.

You think you're winning because people are forced to keep their thoughts about you disgusting abominations to themselves. The moment shit hits the fan, economic collapse or something, "race war", whatever, there will be loads of people more than happy to hunt you down. And I don't mean /pol/ idiots, just normal people, some of them would probably rape you right before, I don't care.
If you don't kill yourself before you're 30, you should be very cautious where you live, because the moment we're not forced to tolerate your bullshit you're gonna fucking hang you filthy degenerate

You will never

N E V E R

be a woman or even passable

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What studios will remain in EA's grasp after Bioware's gone? I can only think of Respawn right now.

No.
You know what exercises do? They burn you calories, nothing more (let's ignore how you are destroying your muscles to grow new ones).
So you either eat less and lose weight, or eat a bit more but burn this extra calories with physical activity.

Metabolism is a meme and nothing more.

You will never pass for a woman. It is obvious for every men, you are hideous degenerate with mental illness, nothing more.

Here's the link to this video so that you retards can downvote it further
youtube.com/watch?v=8osfAYHPYsg

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Lol.

it also builds muscle.

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On no I'm at 55kg skele, but if your genetically predisposed to gaining weight you have a much harder time burning your daily intake without some exercise.

Kek

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>no carpet on the wall
Weeb

>genetically predisposed
Such thing doesn't exists.
You are skelly because you eat almost nothing but in your crazy mind you think it is a lot. Same as 200lbs obese monsters who think they are getting all that weight from water they drink.

i had it in a flat pre-2005.

xD

Straight. White. Christian.

Thing is. To build muscles you can't be on calorie deficit. You need new calories to build new muscles.
First thing which you will lose on diet - muscles, not your fat. This is why steroids were invented and why every bodybuilder using them while on cut, to save his muscles while be on low body fat percent.

C'mon faggot this is what 250 looks like. 200 pounds is only obese if you're 5 foot and under.

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They must be bad then

>200 pounds is only obese if you're 5 foot and under.
How to spot 'murican.

Wherever it is it better not be uphill and beyond a flight of stairs.

>feeding the algorithm views and engagement pushing up its relevancy.

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No, it's because they got infiltrated by soc-jus activists and non-ironic trannies and commies.

>metabolism meme
No.
It's the food user. It's nothing else.

Something like this is considered obese

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Take your pills, Alice.

This fattie is actually sweet.

my name is Vitaliy, nice to meet you.

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Americans are so in denial about weight lmao

Unless they have a very rare thyroid condition no, there is a slight variance in metabolism but it is negligible in the average person. Even those with the thyroid condition can still loose weight by talking to their doctor and actually following the advice given. Skellies think they're eating a fuck ton when to a normal person it's barely anything, fatties think they're eating so little but to the average person they'd be stuff possibly uncomfortably so. Now as to where fat is more likely to be stored, and therefore the area hardest to get rid of, is a genetic predisposition.

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That's morbidly obese you fucktard.

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Enjoy your thirtieth.

Go big or go home.

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I threw up a bit in my mouth. Thanks user

I've busted so many nutts to momokun, no regrets.

Based!

bass

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>Yea Forums - Fitness and healthcare

This, if you a fatty, you a fatty. Stop making dumb excuses fatties.

Eh, why not.

If you can't jiggle your back fat with your hands, you ain't fat, you ain't nothin'!

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Most american comment of the year

thats probably a bad pic.

got any good momokun, bro?

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Naughty Dog

Here's my fav pic

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I would say kys but the likeliness for you to do it is already high enough

FUGG :DDD

Hy шo ж ты, Bик, мoжeт вcё-тaки эcтpoгeнчикy?

people who wouldn't are liars

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Wew

нe, я ж нaпиcaл ,чтo хoжy в зaл, пытaюcь хopoшo питaтьcя, нo из-зa пoгaнoгo caмoчyвcтвия нe yдepживaюcь oт aлкoгoля.

>Your favorite pic is one that hides here butterface

aahahahahahah

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Here we go

>if you need a vice, drink diet coke

Diet/light drinks cause increased heart attack risk with regular consumption.

Oh fug why not :D

>Dark souls shirt
Your school mates are lucky you can’t own guns in Show Niggeria

Sparking water with a slice of lemon/lemon juice. That's the best refreshment your body can take.

rolling.

>got any good momokun, bro?

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Where are you getting this info from?

AFAIK metabolic rate differs between people.

LMAO benjamin franklin gets me everytime

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:D

Michael Moore works at Bioware?

my father has saiga and hunting shotgun.

I like her tits and ass, I don't care about the rest.

Exactly, I want to plow momokun so fuggin bad

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the western video game industry has already been taken over by sjws. that fatfuck can go wherever she wants

>Cancer blunders through the world, crushing what it does not understand; movies, books, games...the list is endless. We must stem the tide, or be left with nothing more than the cringe. This I know to be true.
Morrigan was right

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i dont get this meme anymore

>After bioware shuts down where is she going next?
McDonalds

I've been with a girl with these kinda proportions and honestly, it was pretty mediocre. It was like fucking a bag full of water because she had no amount of muscle whatsoever. I'd go in to grab ass or titty and the whole thing just sunk like a bean bag

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based and honkpilled

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What do you eat and how ar you not hungry

You know what to do comrade

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:DDDD

It's a silly clown and our world is a clown world.

Clowns are straight forward

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what? Im 27 and fucked plenty of women. Only ones i want to see dead is corrupted government officials and im not desperate enough to do something about it.

To each their own user

Who that girl tho?

Got any recommendations?

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momokun isn't as bad as people say. She is a massive meme lord but i'd bust her down.

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a мoг бы c чyлoчкoгocпoжaми тycить, aзaзaз.
Being serious for a moment there, substance abuse is much more "degenerate" than roleplaying as a tranny on the internet. So you should probably find a healthier vehicle for escapism if you care about that нeбocь cвeтoвa eбyчeгo cмoтpишь и зa """тpaдициoнныe цeннocти""" c инceльcкoй интoнaциeй пoяcняeшь, пpocти гocпoди. Or if you care about your body in general. Going to the gym is all good and well, but it's all for naught if you fall for the pidorashka meme and proceed to ruin it with vodka, user.

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I hate these abominations.
What is THAT THING? It's so fucking ugly you can't genuinely tell the gender

This is based

>Imagine if you're working in the same company as her, and she had a crash on you
>Her retarded friends group were also aware of that, and they starts spreading rumors about she likes you and try to schedule events and place you two conveniently together
>Your male coworkers now make jokes about you everyday
>Normal female coworkers now avoids you because you're "booked" by this whale
>Later your boss caught wind and also try to assign you two onto the same project "for fun"

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Wouldn't surprise me if that was the plan behind getting so fat. He wasn't nowhere near as fat before the mental breakdown that made him a tranny. Someone posted his facebook recently but I don't have the link anymore

wasn't homosexuality a crime in russia?

you're fooling yourself pal. The vast, VAST majority of game sales isn't to autistic Yea Forumsirgins like us, it's to casual faggots and normies.
They don'r give any amount of shit about a games quality or it's blatant propaganda. They just want something to kill a few hours with.

These companies have already discarded you, and you're fucking dumb if you think you're a majority of their target audience.

No idea, user. Just posting much more attractive woman to break your curse

There was that whole harassment thing that she embarrassed herself horribly with and then issued a non apology. Oh, also that time she wasnt getting enough attention at Twitchcon and started being mean to Sodapoppin

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cвeтoв cлишкoм coeвый для мeня. Я cмoтpю Murdoch Murdoch.

dunno, some of government officials children are fags, but they living abroad. Propaganda of heterosexuality among children is a crime, as far as i know.
Im not gay thou. Slave of a womens beauty forever and ever.

it would 11/10 if some bush was poking out.

research ketosis and intermittent fasting.

>Big budget Iron Man like loot shooter

>It manages to be below average and eventually boring

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR, WHERE THE FUCK IS BORDERLANDS 3 AT LEAST?

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fuck off, Randy.

There are different types of calories, my dude. Eat broteins as your main source of calories to keep your muscles while cutting.

QA Analyst is not a meme, at least in enterprise circles. There's a massive shift now to something called test-driven development. In longterm it aims to completely remove "testers". You don't need a monkey that can just go through a checklist. And you don't need few of them. You want everyone to write automated tests and have one-two people who think about what tests are actually needed (and not needed). These guys are QA Analysts in enterprise world.

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o-olga machslochov?

I think she's hot but honestly i lost all the interest after that livestream where she farted.

disgusting
the giant ass giant thigh thing is fucking hideous i blame rap black people and the american media for making this obesity so trendy morons think its hot instead of hideous and unhealthy

>tranny
>girl
yeah, uh.. about that...

the unofficial art thing isnt true..i bought a broli poster from a artist and he signed it....so

I am currently a Software QA grad, and I want out.
Test Automation is fun if developing your own framework but most of the work I had been assigned was mundane manual testing.
I only get to tinker with test automation tools(Selenium, Tosca, etc...) in my free time off my own initiative.
I want to move into development regardless whether it is Software, Mechanical, or Electrical in nature preferably a combination of all three but I haven't had any success and needed to make a living by any available means.

fuck this comment cracked me up
was it just a normal fart or did she really braphog it up

>t. 49kg skeleton
This site is for adults only.

rollin
rollin rollin

sorry for missing your post, thats why i know a bit of java, i certainly like automation more than physically repeating shit. Feels good to see auto-test working too.

Probably should have worded that as "non-canon".

im 27yo, 180cm, 58kg.

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Ive been eating junk food for 10 years, my ass on a chair, you could not imagine. I never went over 57kg for 1m80. Im on low carb since september, and on ultra protein since 1 month. I'm hovering at 53kg but I slowly can digest more fat to regain weight without the carbs that I never tolerated and brang me to a spiral of death.

Pagliacci

Baste

forgot to mention, i worked in vidya store at that time.

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this is about 150lb ago and very shopped. her ass is flat like some dead flesh

>You have to eat the whole cake user

She could have came out with this at any time but only does it after he secures a decent role
Women, nothing but blood sucking whores.

Not even the fat girl angle shot could save her.

Fucking nothing, as it turns out. I went on a diet where I ate 1 meal per day recently, lost 10kg, and have been stuffing my face with food ever since, and my weight stayed the same.

There is absolutely no way that toad is a woman. Jack Black is more feminine than that

Basic research and doctors from when I was a fatass and decide to try and loose weight for good. Have a family history of thyroid issues so got tested and asked questions about how much metabolism can vary. In the general population it is negligible outside of rare cases which normally are due to another condition, such as a thyroid condition. Yes it is 100% correct people have varying metabolic rates, hell they can change slightly from day to day, however it is not common to fall outside what a normal diet and exercise can handle so long as you are 100% being truthful and honest in measurements and not eyeballing it.

junk food doesn't inherently make you fat, it just makes you unhealthy because its typically rather un-nutritious
getting fat off junk food requires eating it in excess. eating one large big mcfuckoff meal and then nothing else throughout the rest of the day because you feel full will not make you fat

have you seen an actual doctor about your weight?

Is double-taking transphobic?
I'd probably triple-take if I saw that on the street.

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:DDDDDD

What ever happened to the helper?

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Same, I really hope those fucking faggots get shut down.

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>being a tranny

why not just settle for girly fuccboi and be done with it?

why do we remember her?

Let's play a game: Girl or guy?

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rollarino

to a weight loss clinic.

girl

get

She's been meme'd into my mind since 2011.
Also r'ing that photoshop of her that makes her look hot.

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Searched up just to see what happened to her an found this

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>UNGHH

dont remember it.

post her penis then we know

are you sure?

Maybe he doesn't want to sign smut like fucking faggotry.

What the fuck are you talking about?

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is that really the same guy?
nose is a bit different

>this is the face of the "person" who calls you le incel on Yea Forums

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Well it can't hurt.

Gib thirdeen

based sir!

post feet

Why don't these ugly weirdos at least try to cover up their disgusting features with bangs or something? Or trim their eyebrows? This fucker has a giant potato head and he puts red lipstick on and he just looks like a cow.

>:D

mcdonalds

>stand for 12 hours
Do these things just assume you don't have a job?

I have been in very good shape 2 years ago when I was working out at the gym. Gained a little weight though. There's no bigger motivation going to the gym again than looking at that abomination.

Based

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Some workplaces have adjustable desks, so you can work while standing.

There's almost as many men pretending to be women in game design as actual women in game design.

>finally got a proper wig
i'm ready to fuck now

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You don't go back, you're supposed to maintain the diet.

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anywhere but black

So, what studio will EA buy out and destroy next? Most studios that produce anything of quality are Japanese owned. Western studios are already plagued with loony troons and Nintendo Switch owners.

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rolling!

Jokes on them, I have a boyfriend and would probably get along fine with Hepler in a professional setting.

ROLOOROROROROROROROR

Rolling for USA

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Welcome to apex slavland bro. We're all gonna make it

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gross

USA is a joke these days. I don't even know what is the basedest country out there now.

texas get
i'm already texan, I don't want to be born anywhere else

led's do dis :DDDD

same

Thanks for the info, it's hard to get a complete view of the subject like this.

how the fuck are these 'people' game designers???
seriously who the fuck would ever hire them???
they havent played one fucking videogame in their lives
all they do is use videogames to try and shove down players throats their political bullshit agenda

Activate it

Eskettit

>Argentina not being black
Whoever did this pic fucked up.

That sounds like ED alright. I like to go through the older articles every now and then to get a dose of old Yea Forums

im finna find my destiny senpai

Food stuffed with refined sugars are high in calories and don't fill you up. If you stop drinking sugary drinks like soda and juice that is a significant reduction in calories and a great first step.
If you eat 500 calories of sugar you will get hungry and eat more. If you eat 500 calories of steak it will keep you full and happy and you won't be tempted to eat more.

Anything but a jew or a nigger please.

>you will live to see EA collapse under the weight of its own Marxism in under one decade
boy that was fast. wonder if any those male feminists they hired will get Me Too'd soon also?

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Fixed

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Now leds see

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Based keep on honking

oh i thought that was the poor fags way of getting cheap tranny tiddies instead of implants.

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It's fucking brilliant
Just get so goddamned fat that your neck fat swallows the adam's apple

very based post

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All trannies should breathe some Zyklon-B

McDonalds

>that hideous satanic tranny on the left desperately trying not to JUST

Don't underestimate mens degenerate sexual desires. There's probably a 6 pack chad out there who wants to fuck an ugly bbw tranny.

>implying he's ever been laid

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laughed so hard I nearly cried. You have to give this guy props, most trannies neck themselves when they start experiencing male pattern baldness.

Sean Schemel was always a jealous cuck and so is his ass buddy Chris Sabbat
and look at DC Douglas's twitter and youtube, thats all you need to know

BASED

What is this app?

based yannie

instagram.com/ziennasonne/?hl=en

Zienna Sonne Williams

HOLY FUCKING BASED

Dr. Jan Itor going nuclear

>body comes into frame

well that's not so bad, seems normal so f-

>head comes into frame

OH MY GOD

>Check her pics
>The blacked meme is true for once
Oof

>instagram.com/ziennasonne/?hl=en
goddammit, she is a coalburner. Face is ugly too.

Roller derby babeh

Real tranny, there's a comparison photo of "her" from ten years ago

>That sounds like ED alright
Tell me more

damn, styx really let himself go.

Bioware died with DA2

damn right

I would argue ME3 but yeah DA2 was the sign for anyone paying attention

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Star on becomingfemme

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Why can't some people just be fucking normal? It isn't that hard for fucks sake.

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rollin :DDDD

First you have to define "normal".

Remove :DDDDD

Wagecuck and laborcuck jobs have you standing all day.

rolling.

roll :D

:DDDDDDD

Please not USA. Please not 04.

>Iran
Nothing's further from USA than exercise.

rolassoooooooooo

>somalia
fugg D:

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The nearest all you can eat buffet

I have been eating nearly 3k calorie(30/40/30) a day for a month while working out 3-4 days a week doing big compound exercises in the 8-10 reps range and I have barely gotten any weight(from 165 to 166 maybe). Metabolism do change a lot of things.

Alright let's roll

>video game market is growing
>use that to push your narrative and hire who knows what into your company since the growth still occurs
>popularity of video games peaked, but now you have those people in the company that are more interested in their own politics than in making a good product that sells

Who would've thought that growth can not be infinite and that those diversity hires will one day drag companies down?

Why is Reddit such a fucking weird site? I thought it was full of normies? But it's almost always fucking weirdos like this. Don't millions of people use that site daily? How many freaks can there be?

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Encyclopedia Drammatica. Imagine wikipedia but articles are written by Yea Forums. Really encompasses the spirit of old Yea Forums that nobody is safe and the only side we take is the one that will bring the most lulz.