'Tis cold in my Dragon Age thread, all alone

>that first playthrough of da2 where all you family fucking dies, isabella runs off and you've only got fenris, merril and varrick in your team

>>Be a goodie two-shoes moralfag
Your first mistake right there.

DA is shit for the sole fact they push her on you and don't give you the option to turn her over to the Templars immediately

Yes!

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>GOD TIER
>Dwarf Noble
>City Elf
Based and cousinfuckingpilled

I think Dragon Age sucks!.fred.jpeg

>OK TIER
>Dwarf Commoner
All Dwarf is best tier you unnecessarily tall nughumper.

This guy gets it. Also dwarf noble needs to get the Alistair as her tentwarming human pet.

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>SHIT TIER
>Dalish Elf
While I agree it wasn't as good as the Dwarven noble origin, I have s oft spot for the Dalish origin. More so than the Dwarven characters, it has your warden be a fish out of water in the human world.

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>no dwarf gf
GAIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

i agree that playing as a dalish character can add a unique layer to situations, but taken on its own the origin sequence is lame as fuck

Aeducan prince or princess?

BIG
COUSLAND
DICK

>first playthrough with one
>second playthrough with the other

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More like
>GOD TIER
Dwarf Noble
Human Noble
>GREAT TIER
Mage
>OK TIER
Dwarf Commoner
>ELF TIER
Dalish Elf
>RAPE TIER
City Elf

TIGHT
COUSLAND
PUSSY

you can hand her over to the Templars after the Mage tower quest has been resolved, she curses you and turns into a wolf or something and escapes.

You need the Morrigan Restoration Patch for that. It's not in the vanilla game.

>Human Noble so high
>City Elf so low
opinion discarded

Human noble is literally the generic Bioware intro

ACTUALLY PLAY A FUN CLASS TIER
>Mage

ACTUALLY PLAY A FUN CLASS BUT OTHERWISE SUCKS ASS
>Dalish (Mage)

PLAY A SHIT CLASS
>The Rest

b&r

>then get a thicker blanket
the chad response

flat ear detected

FUCK SHEMS AND FUCK THE MAKER

NOOOO OUR CHANTRY SPONSORS

>kino farewell scene
>lame

it's dead just like this thread. sage

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Approve THIS

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>Mage
>great
>Dwarf Commoner
>only ok

it didn't leave much of an impression on me, but to be fair it's been years since ive played dao

kinda makes me want to though

user, NO!

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All elven women thirst for big human penis.

I've played through all origins, except dwarf commoner. What am I missing out on?

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based

dwarf commoner is really good
it has a very rags to riches vibe because you're literally less than nothing in Orzammar
i can't really say too much without spoiling it but it's definitely worth a playthrough
also there's a cute scene with Morrigan regarding your mothers when you return

>What am I missing out on?
Good shit.

>mfw cucking the fag forest elf
>mfw murdering random people
>mfw being a total jew
>mfw swindling both the dwarf and the mage out of the lyrium shipment and making tons of money
>mfw sparing loghain and telling alistair to deal with it
>mfw fucking morrigan and slaying the dragon
playing as an evil shithead was great

It ended up being my favorite. And it's the only origin which gives you an actual reason to join based Bhelen.
And your sister is cute.

>keeping your family on the throne, even if it's your shitty brother
>not an actual reason
what did you mean by this

I just finished DA2 and it gets too bad of a rep around here. Combat not as good as origins ofc but its really fun playing a hack and slash on casual mode. Characters are great and it was genius having 3 companion quests for each character throughout the game. Story was interesting even if unsubtle and fell apart a bit in the 3rd act. Arishok was a great villain. Re-used assets were meh but I got used to them quickly.

I'm a few hours into Inquisition however and it's honestly the worst game I've played in my life, pure style over substance garbage.

Looks like I'm installing this game for another playthrough, then.

Working as a errant boy/girl for the dwarven mafia.

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Even dwarf noble gives you an impression that Bhelen is a huge faggot, and then the ending proves it wrong. Choosing him is basically a pure metagaming for anyone.
While dwarf commoner is the only one who gets to see his good side, and joining Bhelen is objectively the only logical choice.