*KICKS DOOR*
YAHOOOO
*EATS PIZZA*
WOAH DUDE RADICAL!!!
*METAL RIFF PLAYS*
SUPER TUBULAR DUDE!!!
*PLAYS GUITAR*
CUUUUHRAAYZEEEEH!!!!
*RIDES MOTORCYCLE WHILE EATING PIZZA*
JACKPOT!!
You guys don't ACTUALLY like this franchise, right?
*KICKS DOOR*
Kevin Nguyen
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Carter Morris
explain why any of this is bad
Isaiah Bell
Yes? Is there something wrong with that?
Easton Parker
>You guys don't ACTUALLY like this franchise, right?
Easton Gutierrez
>Archer
>funny or relevant
Oh shit it's 2010 again. Can someone tell King Nigger that ISIS is not "the JV"? It will save a lot of headaches
Lincoln Morgan
Adrian Phillips
>Being goofy is not allowed.
You need to fill your dark soul with light, user.
Jordan Jones
I don't like it, I LOVE it!
Joshua Lee
why would i not like teenage demon sons of sparda?
Jason Sanders
No, I don't like. DMC sucks, I have played just 5 minutes, in PS2, I don't remember the year, maybe 2012, and I don't remember the version, I think it's DMC 3... And DMC 5 sucks infinitely ever more, once it's now an old fuck granny Dante.
Lincoln White
and also, old fuck granny Dante on a Motorcycle makes all Motorcycles and riding a Motorcycle suck in real life
Nolan Morris
If anything Dante doesn't do enough pizza eating while riding a motorcycle.
Zachary White
cringe and bluepilled
Julian Butler
>Dante がとてもクールだとしたら、なぜ彼わサンゲラスをかけていないのです
か?
Holy fuck that is just broken enough Japanese to be fucking hilarious.
Isaac Jenkins
I used google translate, some user we're telling me he blocks everyone so I wanted to test it out. He blocked me really fast
David Bailey
Jacob Rivera
Zachary Martinez
Maybe if Dante was a big tiddy babe
Jeremiah Smith
Logan Clark
something something funny if we got pranked like this
Nathaniel Gomez
*FARTS*
FUCK YEAR
David Ward
That game sounds fun. What is it?
Aiden Moore
Please translate it back to English as poorly as you are able.
Ethan Gonzalez
I probably would have enjoyed Devil May Cry alot more if Dante was a girl because crazy bitches are fucking hot
Aiden Ward
dynasty warriors
Aiden Wilson
Here
>pastebin.com
Lets get this party started
Chase Sullivan
Games are alright. Fanbase isn't. Full of elitist spergs.
John Thomas
I think you mean cuh-ray-zy bitches.
Justin Morales
more pls
Jose Torres
>Ywn have a fem-Dante awkwardly hit on you with her late 90's-early 00's slang
Liam Miller
Devil may cry's a rockin' don't come a knockin' baby yeah!
Connor White
Stop drawing me and my brother as women
Asher Rogers
If you don't like cuh-ray-zee you are a boring faggot and responsible for the destruction of fun in modern gaming. Everything has to be edgy and deep and serious now, and it's all your fault.
Grayson Gutierrez
I liked it until Ninja Gaiden and Bayonetta became a thing, because until that time there was nothing better for comparison, but the gameplay really aged like dog shit. Fucking jump on triangle button.
Gavin Martin
Elijah Cooper
jesus, put it down
Christopher Gonzalez
Easton Ward
Of course I do. Who doesn't love Wacky Woohoo Pizzaman Adventures?
Cooper Reyes
Are you telling me she'd kick my door in, eat my pizza, play on my guitar, and then motorcycle ride away without even bothering to give me sexual favours as thanks for my hospitality?
Gavin Morris
¿¿??? how do you jump on the triangle button? anyways that's okay some prefer Bayonetta and other prefer Ninja Gaiden nothing is wrong with that. DMC is still pretty good to me even after playing those game
Gavin Phillips
How would living with a dante gf be like?
Jordan Williams
I think you'd end up being a casualty.