>400 ping BR guy joins server
>mic constantly on
>hear unspeakable violence behind the scene
400 ping BR guy joins server
dutch and swedes are the same except it's even worse because you know full well they can speak English. Or just play on their own servers but of course they choose not to because they think their presence and gorillaspeak is God's gift to the world
>dog barking
>Mom in the background screaming
>TV going
>Heavy breathing
>shitty rap blasting
>kids running and screaming
>Loud as fuck cars
>russian kids voice probably spouting insults
>squelching sounds
>a deep man voice suddenly speaking and the squelching goes faster
>Forget you have your mic on and say something that gets everyone to start laughing at you.
>hear a kid's mother and father divorcing each other in the backround
>dont realise the mic is always active
>fart
>everyone starts laughing and calling me Fart-boy for the rest of the match
>Friend wants to show me a game
>He switches audio to the speakers
>He joins a game with five or so people
>10 minutes later someone else joins and asks why we have our mic on
>Realize we’ve been ear raping the sever with banter and game audio
>Apologize and quit the game
This was ages ago and I still feel bad about it.
>Playing overwatch as mercy
>Forget mic is on when I start gagging on my dildo
>Whole team hears me being gay
>absolute unit joins the server
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
is this Apex Legends?
Fucking healslut
This wasn't in voice chat but I made fun of a juggalo while playing poker in red dead 1
You did in on purpose, healslut
Good
>THE PHANTOM EXTERIOR LIKE FISH EGGS
>American joins server
>Sounds of some someone getting shot in the background through their mic
>brit joins server
>gets acid thrown in face and screams
OBESE'ED
>start up match of cs:go
>have zero ping
>everything runs just fine
>don't even notice
>nobody else notices until team mate points it out
>one of them asks if I'm a wizard
>can't be because not a virgin
>mfw
That's the funniest thing I've read all day