ITT: Awful remasters

We copied theirs. According to Google, they switched over in 1996.

The new $5 and $10 feel like shit compared to the old notes

Anyone else seen a hundred dollar note recently? I was talking with my friends about this a while ago and none of us have seen one for over a decade. ATMs just spit out 50s.

They feel like shit but what is wrong with it? Shit look alright

The hell? How in the fuck is one side clear but the other side fully colored in?

Canadians are equally as good but I find with polymer sometimes the notes get stuck together, so you have to be extra careful

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Wait is American money not made of plastic/polymer

user, the first pic is the old note and the second is the new one.

Now THIS look like fucking shit
>A FUCKING LEAF

The top bill is the old Australian $20 bill made of paper

The bottom is one of the new ones made with polymer, that part is seethrough on both sides

no it's a cotton fibre paper or something
it's awful

No, it's made out of a sort of cotton/paper hybrid material.

Why does it not say Dollery Doo on it?

Oh that's clever. I can see counterfeiters messing up with that.

What the fuck

Its made of paper

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who hired that amateur for the new notes, jesus christ

It's always surprising to me when I remember that there are still people in the world who use cash.

Leafs make Australian notes. Same in with NZ.
>burgers still make money out of nigger pickings

The top is the old polymer, bottom is the new one. We've been using polymer notes for almost 30 years now.

its fantastic you nigger

AUSTRALIAN STATE POWER RANKINGS

1. Melbourne
2. Queensland
3. Victoria
4. Tasmania
5. Perth
6. South Australia
7. Canberra
8. NSW
9. NT
10. Shitney

Took all the soul out of our money

Can't even fold the queen into making funny faces anymore

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paper is made of paper

>using botnet payment methods

shut the fuck up, faggots
it's based

>wypipo
>soul

why is none american money so stupid and gay looking? full green is money kino, i wish they'd stop shitting it up with the new designs

ITS WRITTEN AUSTRALIA THERE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT, HOW DO YOU THINK THATS AMERICAN MONEY?

Fuck off Kiwi, L&P is shit.

They're actually 75% cotton and 25% linen fibers

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the 50 has a nog on it

>QLD number 2
Fuck off mate, this state fucking sucks and is fucking horrible. NUKE THIS PLACE PLEASE.

even funnier, yanks regularly iron out their banknotes because they get all crinkled
youtube.com/watch?v=4YQ_NWj1sIY

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Did we also copy this "strip of clear plastic" design or is that leaf OC that aussies copied back?

Why do non-american nations try to be uber flamboyant with their money just to try and seem different

US Dollar is kino

>hey that's my PAPER, man. that's MONEY.

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t. Labor voter.

It's your fault cunt. QLD is heading to be SA tier shit now

Chill out bud, its just a symbol. We don't get worked up over propaganda as much like you guys do, maybe its the years of way underfunded education/healthcare for most of your population.

Not everyones credit limits are high enough in some cases. Cash can be accumulated much faster.

I want to say Canada switched over in the earlier 2010's.

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Silent hill is the only answer that no one would dare object to

and paper is made of wood
tress
chemicals

>Plastic Money
>Fabric money
>Digital Money(Bit-Coin/debit)
Jesus fuck just go back to precious medals.

Is ol' Lizzie on every Commonwealth $20 note?

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GIMME THEM DUCKETS

Canada must have done it first since while Australia is only just adopting plastic window notes the leafs are moving away from them into vertical oriented meme shit

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>transparent money

Fucking retarded.

Jesus Christ. Can they even handle getting wet?

shit list. all of australia sucks, especially brisbane. i resent being born here.

Worst looking bill I have ever seen, hope it's not real.

>vertical money
Disgusting

My friends and I call this the creepy face 10. It's unsettling how she stares at you.

>Nintendo remakes

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>vertical oriented money
That lady's expression exemplifies my reaction.

>If Hilary won, she would have been on the five dollar bill in 100 years
It's not fair bros!!! It was her turn!!!

... wait what video game is this?

implying west end is bad

>work in retail
>see so many new notes i forget what the old ones look like
fucking sucks

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>vertical paper
What the fuck is this degeneracy?

Modern polymer banknotes were first developed by the Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA), Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) and The University of Melbourne. They were first issued as currency in Australia during 1988 (coinciding with Australia's bicentennial year).

STRAYAH CUNT!

Funny enough as a Canadian ive never actually seen any of these and its been months. I laugh every time I read that charter quote on it, the law is a joke to the two big parties here much like in the US, corruption galore.

>the new portrait looks like a shitty photoshop airbrushing painted by a talentless mongaloid with a shit filter on it
>the entire note is a worse design, cheap and nasty, literally looks like it was taped together
Good to see that our money has been updated to better represent modern Australia

No we don't, only if the soda machine won't take it will I go through the trouble, and even then that's only like maybe 4 times a month.

>Australian state
>Melbourne
Victoria education, everyone.

>this is only worth 40 caps
KEK

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USD is made out of Denim.

Someone post the new Canadian $10 bill

yes it does. i've lived in brisbane, ipswich and now gold coast. gold coast beats brisbane by a tiny margin but it's all shit. A SHIT.

The strip is for authentication and if you shine a laser through it it should something if it is legit.

...

These smell like maple syrup. Not a joke.

I want to go back Yea Forumsros

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>ironing your bills
>4 times a month

Holy fuck thats hilarious

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>Not everyones credit limits are high enough in some cases. Cash can be accumulated much faster.
What?

>direct deposit into bank
>pay all bills online directly from bank account
>use credit card for all other purchases
>pay off at end of month so no interest accumulates
>if credit limit is reached, pay it off and continue using credit card

I don't see how a low credit limit would force someone to use cash. You shouldn't be spending more on your credit card than you have in the first place, so having a tiny credit limit just means maybe you have to pay the card off more than once per month. Anything you need to spend more than a thousand dollars on at a single time can usually be paid by bank transfer or check. I haven't carried cash in over 10 years.