>that kid who wavedashed to lunch and shinespiked the lunch lady
That kid who wavedashed to lunch and shinespiked the lunch lady
Ryder Reed
Xavier Stewart
>that kid that telefragged the principal
Right in the middle of the homecoming assembly, too
Anthony Stewart
that kid fucking smelled like shit and he ended up getting lice
his parents never made him bathe i bet
Levi Jackson
>that motherfucker who opened the console and used 'unlock' on your crush
fuck that guy
Andrew Nguyen
>that kid that never stopped crouchjumping on top of trash cans
Jaxon Cruz
>That kid who got caught wallhacking the girls locker room
Joseph Lee
>that kid that literally fucking died just straight up lost his life
wtf Ben
Adrian Edwards
>that kid who ran around squeezing other kids dicks and balls and hitting them in the head
I was that kid
Brandon Baker
>that kid who got stuck in the wall when he tried to glitch out of the classroom
Kayden Butler
>that kid that got fragged right after school
o7 buddy
Jose Phillips
>That kid who used the invincibility cheat and joined the football team
Sonofabitch
Jose Roberts
>that kid who daydreamed about playing a rock song in front of his class
Adam Ramirez
>That poltergeist that posseses children and does a school shooting once a week
Thaaaaats Me
Bentley Robinson
>That kid who used his lag-switch on the timed tests
Austin Flores
>that kid who spawncamped class B
Josiah Murphy
>that kid who hated you for no reason
Adrian Mitchell
>that kid who got caught using an aimbot while playing dodgeball
Easton Scott
>That kid who clipped into the floor and started shaking violently as his limbs elongated
Lucas Rogers
Good
Logan Campbell
thats me
Robert Foster
>that kid who froze himself for a few seconds during football to disconnect himself from the lobby into a new one where there were no other players
Andrew Jenkins
>that down aussie kid who had an indian accent
Joseph Martin
>that kid who fucking blew his brains after missing the bus
>later find him in class early from the resawn point
Fuck you, Charlie, you fucking scarred my kid self with that shit
Anthony Long
>that kid who clipped out of bounds when classes were over
Ethan Wright
>that kid who buffered his inputs for the test and turned it in 40 minutes early
Dominic Martinez
>That kid who says "i don't even know you" really loudly even though he won't stop pestering you in gym class.
Needless to say i decked that kid not a second after.
Somehow to this day, i wonder how i didn't get expelled.
Wyatt Green
>that kid who was standing behind the school shooter but got shot anyway due to lag compensation
Charles White
fucking legend
Dylan Baker
>that one kid who told a blind kid he saw missing textures
Jose Cruz
>that kid who was friends with the girls now hes a tranny
most of you gay cunts desu
Cooper Brown
>be me
>elementary school monday%
>wrong warp using breakfast cutscene to skip bus and first period
>JC killer bee off the kid whose desk is closest to the window to clip myself outside
>spam jump as to not get softlocked in the window
>clip out of bounds above the classroom
>trigger lunch time cutscene early
>spawn in bugged lunchroom, half the assets are missing
>lunch door doesn't spawn
>allows me to by pass lunch and lunch associated events
>make or break it time now
>LBJ up the 2nd floor staircase
>build enough speed to fly outside the school
>devs made the bus ride home (end of mission cutscene) always active after lunch
>ditman glitch from the soccer field to the bus
>WR achieved
Dylan Long
>that one arabe kid who never shut the fuck up about counter-strike
Hunter Clark
>that kid that discovered the character creation menu glitch
>came to school as a girl the next day
Dylan Sanders
>that kid that wrongwarped to the 7th grade when he was 9
he never stood a chance
Tyler Ortiz
>That kid who lagged so bad one day he gave the entire school 3 seconds input lag
This is why nobody liked you Kevin fuck you
Cooper Ward
>that one kid that grenade jumped over the school fence
>the kid that drove his car against the fence so he could get back in
Eli Morris
>kid dribbles basketball, takes 3 steps to the left, pulls out a pencil, picks his nose twice, then walks backwards into the classroom while simultaneously using his binder
>he isnt in there when you follow him in
>never see him again
>fastforward to graduation day
>same kid walks onto the stage in his starter gear
Julian Rodriguez
>That kid who homebrewed reality to kill Marx before he was born in order to cut our economics class's book by 2/3rds.
Charles Gonzalez
this thread is fucking gold
Nathan Jones
is....is that a fucking reiinapop reaction image?
jesus christ, man. i nutted to that exact video last week.
Sebastian Walker
>that kid who broke his legs B-hopping in the stairwells between classes
>that kid who enabled console cheats schoolwide one day
>that kid who reported the glitch that let you exploit to the faculty parking lot and use the superintendent's vehicle
Fuck you Benny
Isaac Morris
Kirby super star isn't even that hard man baka
Eli Barnes
>that one kid who kept dying
Joshua Perry
>start game
>don't have any of the credits for the first 6 grades
>wrong warp from the daycare as child user to grade 12 graduation
>become adult user
>acquire textbooks and equipment from grade 10 math, grade 12 english, grade 12 spanish, grade 11 science
>return to grade 1-6 classes as adult user
>completely and utterly stomp every single shitter in those classes with end game items
Christian Scott
>that kid that kept mashing B to skip teacher dialogue and then tried to copy off of you during the test
Fuck you Dylan
Cooper Kelly
>That kid who didn't wait for the classroom to load before entering and fell into the void
Robert Turner
>implying
you forgot to level up charisma DEADASS
Oliver Morales
>that kid who bullied you in elementary school but you accidentally hit him with a ball in gym class and he says he’s sorry after class ends
I win chad!
Nathaniel Gray
>that kid that bruteforced into the principal's account and changed the map from anonmiddle_ctf to deathrun_anonhigh for a month
Jamie you fucking legend
Tyler Nelson
>that kid who walked backwards into a corner for 12 hours before completely disappearing
>he reappeared a minute later on top of the school roof carrying a completed exam stamped "A"
Colton Wood
>that kid with unskippable dialogue that always got chose to read in class
Cameron Harris
>that kid whose parents bought the administrator rank for and then froze your crush for 3 days
Ian Anderson
>that kid who perfect shielded the ambushing, machete wielding, local crackhead hiding behind the playground
You were alright Carlos.
Charles Morris
>dude if you write your locker combo on the whiteboard it gets censored automatically see look: ***
Justin Lopez
>that kid who despawned the math teacher and softlocked the entire fucking class
still waiting for that reset, ben you ultra faggot
Jason Rivera
that one kid who turned on dxlevel 8.1 and still got late to class
Angel Collins
>that kid who discarded his school id and softlocked himself in the cafeteria
What were you thinking Jimmy
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>That kid that managed to solo the superboss behind the school with a single frame-perfect counter
Lincoln Cruz
>that one fucking teacher smelled really fucking bad
Liam Watson
>That girl that kept wearing purple-and-black checkered patterns making something was terribly wrong
Matthew Bell
>That kid who tried to speedrun through school. Fucked up and had to restart but tried to splice and cover it up
Adrian Hall
quality thread lads
Owen Johnson
>that kid that beat the shit out of his bully
retard strength is something amazing to witness
Camden Price
>that kid that built up speed b-hopping in homeroom for 3 hours and then used it to clip through school boundaries and go home early
Samuel King
>wins dodgeball in PE class using this trick
Nobody liked that kid.
Jack Nguyen
>freshman year AP math
>senior player invades
>but we've already beaten the boss
>oh fuck he's a hacker
>everyone's equipment breaks
>he points to teacher
>slides across the floor
>begins circling the teacher
>backstabs him
>teacher falls through the floor
>entire class gets cursed
>hacker points down and drops items for everyone
>banned from high school
i can't believe he got away with it
Lincoln Allen
>that kid who got kickbanned for aimbotting
Levi Diaz
>those kids that always sit in the same table during lunch that think its still 2010
Nicholas Johnson
>MFW I don't know what any of that means
Asher Miller
>that one kid who was kicspamming the pledgeof allegiance
Charles Harris
>that kid that cracked the console and reenabled sprays
>that kid with the porn spray that changed his name and put it in a secret desk when the teachers found out
>that kid that got banned because the teachers thought he was the one with the porn spray
>tfw I got assigned to the porn desk 3rd period
Jason Sullivan
>be me, age 9
>kid in class invites whole class to his b-day party at the local high school swimming pool
>two hours in, kid kicks everybody from his party
>everybody spawns outside
>those who were in the pool at the time are stuck in swimming physics
>fly around the map unbound
Shit was so cash.
Lincoln Collins
>that kid who had linux
Brayden Taylor
>that kid who BLJ'd up the stairs to get to class quicker, only to clip through the wall and end up in a class across the country
Ethan Turner
>that faggot that wallran and bhopped everywhere
>that faggot that started a clique of "fast"
>those faggots that threw trashcans at you and ran before you could tell a teacher
Kevin Edwards
>that kid who screamed SWORDTRICK repeatedly as he flew across the field
Alexander Lee
>Be me
>big tiddie blonde girl challenges me to fight after school because we're both in the school's fighting tournament
>Spam fireballs at her until I win round 1
>Proceed to beat her shit in with unblockables
>Jump canceling and roman canceling into some sick ass combos
>Purposely let her chip my health so I can do the SUPER DUPER ultimate finisher
>"You are already dead."
>Hit her with the Satsui No Hado
>KO
>Walk away, saying some shit about how she doesn't have enough power to beat me in a million years
Parker Young
>that kid whose brother told him the school shooter's pathing and ai and then propkilled the shooter during the mission
>tfw the cops kept shooting the body and softlocked the entire school in the end-level cutscene until the superintendent used the console to skip to the next level
Henry Cox
>those kids who wobbled the school bully for 4 days straight
Grayson Nelson
>those two kids in wrestling class
>one has a max str build
>one has a max dex build
>outside of the ring theyre absolute bros and because they battle eachother so much they cant be beaten by any builds that arent a max luck build
Ryan King
>That kid who got to school with only a half-A press.
Carter Ross
>that other kid with the shades and orange skin complexion who got mad about it and claimed half an a press is still an a press and tried to get him ostracized.
Dominic Sullivan
>That kid who tripped so much he wanted to go back to Melee
Justin Russell
>that kid with the max luck max charisma build that was so smug about passing all the speech checks and force-locks
>tfw he got absolutely destroyed in all the PE missions
Jace Cook
>that one kid who was molested by her dad
>that one kid that was emotionally abused and gaslighted into letting himself get molested daily
>that one kid who dropped out and everyone thought killed himself
Evan Lopez
>that kid that propblocked the english teacher with his own desk and then surfed it out of the roof when the teacher's hitbox clipped through it
Juan Reed
>that kid with a negative kdr
Levi Reyes
>that kid who spawned in a tank
>that one kid who yelled nigger and got perma'd
>that one teacher that crashed mid-lecture
Nolan King
>that kid who would get into arguments and always wait out the timer on his turn
Alexander Ross
>That kid with the edgy backstory about parental molestation and abuse and how he killed one to survive.
>No one cared and thought they whine too much to be any fun
Ryan Nguyen
>That kid that knew just the right angle to slide down the hill to build up speed and flick himself over the fence.
Shame he's homeless now, that's all he knew how to do
Charles Nelson
some of these ideas could easily be made into some weird as fuck game similar to warioware
Aiden Anderson
>that kid who got permabanned from life
Levi Davis
>that one retard that was held back so many times he caused an integer overflow and removed clipping from 2/3rds of the school and indirectly killed everyone on the 3rd floor
>tfw he complained about not getting xp for the kills for a week after the patch before forgetting
Brayden Lopez
>That kid who BLJ’d up the stairs, broke through the school roof, reached the atmosphere, fell down back to earth, but was still fine because he ground pounded at the last second
Landon Morales
>that one kid that learned to BLJ just so he could clip into the girl's locker room but just got stuck between the walls and fell into the void
Evan Walker
>that kid who tried to speedrun school
>somehow glitched the game and ended up as an adult in school
Aiden Parker
>tfw softlocked in unscripted club room while attempting parental abuse skip
John King
>that kid that learned how to b-hop and surf into the rafters in the gym and just camped there until the dodgeball mission ended
Cody you cheating ass
Ayden Cox
>muffled screams from outside
>look out the window
>see a kid jumping down the stairs
>he ragdolls and lands face first
>blood all over the place
>seconds later he gets up
>runs up the stairs and jumps again
Ian Young
15-46-33
Zachary Barnes
>That one kid that wrongwarped from bed to class everyday
You looked like shit, Dan.
Michael Taylor
>tfw went to a shitty school in some backwoods shithole
>that kid that false reported you for RDM and then had his cousin with the vice-principle rank move all our items to his inventory
Matthew Sanchez
>football glitched during flag football
>dogpile and the football prop soared off into the air and landed on top of the gym
>propsurfed to get it down
>got banned from PE for a week
I thought I was helping.
Jose Hughes
07-45-22
Jonathan Parker
not working
Jace Robinson
because it didn't happen
Oliver Cooper
>that one kid who got stuck in a T-pose and started crying
Everyone told you to alt+tab Jacob, it wasn't that bad.
Zachary Hughes
>graduation day
>things are going normal, everyone except one kid gets his diploma
>what a fukin loser
>attendant then calls his name and comes up
>"I now award you user, the highest honor of all."
>he gets a FOXHOUND medal
>mfw
How do I get that, boys?
Lucas Watson
>that kid that told you he could use impulse 101 in 2nd grade and you said he was lying
>tfw he cycled through his inventory stupid fast and showed you all the items in the school before shooting you in the head with the pitching machine
I still have no idea how he got that, the pitching machine can't even be acquired by students
Ethan Martin
>build enough speed to fly outside the school
Makes me think of that one kid who built up speed for 21 hours instead of 20 and flew to fuck knows where because his QPUs weren't aligned
Kayden Hall
>that girl you had a crush on who moved away because her brother died by being ran over by a truck
Evan Bell
>that kid who double jump during penis inspection day
Kayden Wilson
>that girl you had a crush on who got impounded for running over someone's brother
David Russell
>That one kid who spammed voice lines
Elijah Evans
22-32-4
I'm almost tearing up. Take me back.
Evan Harris
>that kid who found the pizza dupe glitch and flooded the cafeteria with it
>that kid who skipped teacher dialogue by repeatedly slamming a prop on their head
>that kid who kept building momentum by walking at an angle into the swing set until he flew 4000 feet into the air
rip robbie you crazy bastard
Connor Nelson
>that kid with maxed stats who kept ban-evading in PE
Alexander Davis
>That kid who got bullied and hit the bully with c.mk into Super
Dude got expelled. Everyone was in shock.
David Torres
>that kid that purposely got held back so he could powergrind to max stats in 1st grade
Brandon Reyes
>that kid who was never found during a game of prophunt even when the time ran out and was never seen again
Thomas Morgan
>that kid tried to do a genocide run of his senior year on ironman mode
David Ortiz
>that kid that ran behind all of my towers and converted all of my mines AND my fucking base, including the one I need to build my workers!
FUCKING KYLE! ONLY FAGS PLAY FEY!
Landon Garcia
>that kid who extended the match time by an hour during the exam
Joshua Thompson
>that kid who tried to jump off a building but ended up edgebugging the last meter off of a trash can
Jackson Harris
>that kid who activated sudden death mode during the pacer test
Hudson Foster
I feel like everyone has done this once in their lives.
Ryder Lee
>that kid who wrong warped to the graduation cutscene
Cooper Wright
Perfect Game. You have to go through the entire game without taking any damage from bossfights, getting perfect scores in all missions, and collecting all artifacts in all levels.
I'm not sure if you can use the console to do this one. I've tried it with mixed results, but I can tell you that there is some code that forces you to collect the Golden Compass the normal way (must complete all challenges, unlock all doors, no shortcuts), but I don't know specifically where the trigger lies. On the flipside, you can use the wrong warp glitch from the lunchroom cutscene in grade 9 to acquire the Pyrite Egg without having to complete the rest of the level beforehand.
It's pretty tough to do, but it's not impossible. I have the medal, and I maybe know one other person that does, but it's not a cakewalk by any means.
Ian Williams
>that mid-20s loser who still daydreams about doing it
Ethan Smith
Underrated poast
Isaiah Wilson
>that kid who got raped
Carson Bell
hey that happened here too
Chase Campbell
>that kid who prestiged back into first grade after graduation
Blake Perez
>the kid that passed the geometry quiz with only 1/2 B press
>he weapon launched 2 dodgeballs to himself on the Bleachers map in PE
>frame perfect deskshine into hand raise whenever the teacher asks a question
>hfw
I think he might be a Buddhist smurf
Jason Ramirez
>that kid who killed the school bully
>"sorry bro just wanted the achievement"
fucking 100% fags
Jaxson Cruz
>that god at dodgeball who would say "soz for bodyshot" every game
Isaiah Perry
>that kid that ledgestalled so his parents couldn’t end the play date
Dylan Nelson
>that one kid who's still haunted by all of the misdeeds he's done in the past and won't let go even those everyone else already moved on
I just wanna apologize to everyone...
Luke Cook
>That kid that got gibbed by the (shuttle) bus
Easton Cruz
I did do this, and my band is now signed to a decent label. Feels good man.
Benjamin Robinson
>that girl that liked you
Michael King
Bless you. Going to finally have a group together soon and I hope we can make something good too.
Colton Morgan
This is the best thread Yea Forums has had in months. That's really fucking sad if you think about it but but have the W anyway
Isaiah Garcia
Had a full on retarded kid sing Devil Went Down to Georgia with the instrumentals playing on a youtube video in front of the whole class.
Austin Ramirez
I couldn't tell you exactly what my code was but I still have that lock and I can open it from muscle memory. Fucking A.
Daniel Rogers
>that kid that micspammed in the hallways
Thomas Phillips
>those kids who camped the water fountains and pked the skillers
Jeremiah Wilson
Nah, the best threads get pruned, like the Karl Pilkington thread
Benjamin Gomez
Im in my late 20s and one of my friends still wants to do this. He keeps buying instruments, cant play them, and then buys another one. The sad thing is he said his music is good, because he "feels its good". I love you bro but you are a pretentious cunt, holy fuck. He does that thing where he plays a note, fucks it up and says "wait no" does another doot and then says "wait, hold on" and consistently cant carry a tune.
Evan Garcia
>That kid that never helped you when you got bullied despite him being a higher level than you
Joseph Kelly
Audible lol
Justin Cooper
>she now has 3 kids, no partner and looks like someone that ran a 100 yard dash in a 50 yard gym.
Brody Jones
>That kids who added obnoxious mods to his Four Square server
Christian Rodriguez
>LBJ
Lyndon B. Johnson?
Leo Jackson
>kid noclip'd through the gymnasium on the playground while dropping a T-pose while tagging his enemy
Sebastian Cooper
Holy shit my stomach hurts from laughing so hard
Jacob Bailey
>that kid who came to school tomorrow and parried my ultimate
Matthew Sullivan
>that girl who had the default texture on her clothing every day
Joshua Stewart
>that one kid who just kept trying to speed run school but took up the frames so everything is in eternal lag
Lucas Reed
>that kid who didn't disable shivering during cold weather
Luke Gonzalez
Honestly it took nine years to get where we are. Though it's not about how far you get, it's the good times that you will truly remember even if the band splits up one day.
Jose Cook
>That kid who TASed all his exams
Fucker never even got caught.
Aiden Morris
>reading marx in economics
did u live in seattle or something? sociology maybe.
Zachary Lopez
>That kid who convinced the new student to type ”unbindall” in the console
Poor Cody
Jace Wood
>that kid who took the route that skipped all the checkpoints
>mfw he lost all of his progress since third grade when he flunked his calculus final
Wyatt Wood
>that one wimpy kid that hadn't leveled right for track team but won all the hurdle races by savescumming
Anthony Miller
>That kid who said WOLOLO all the time
I used to fucking hate his guts, but I really like him now.
Nolan Morales
>that kid who intentionally got demerits until he underflowed into top of the class
Juan Adams
>that kid who hadn't saved since 1st grade and got sent all the way back when the power went out
Jackson Miller
>that kid who glitched through the floor and kept falling forever
Sometimes you can still hear his screams echoing in the distance.
Hudson Evans
>that kid who had sex with the teacher
Connor Cooper
>that kid who opened the console and typed "impulse 101"
Caleb Rivera
>that one kid who put his points into AGI, REA, and WIL, but forgot to save some for CHA and STR
To this day I'm still trying to make up those lost points.
Henry Gonzalez
...REA?