Would you watch this

Only cucks would watch it

t. filthy zoomer

Dear journal: That pesky plumber was putting the moves on Princess Mayonaise again! I bet Quailman could sort him out.

Doug was the worst of the original Nicktoons

There's a bomb in the lasagna

the intro was great at least

Nah, make it a Goof Troop clone.

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What's with all the anti-Doug sentiment in recent years? It was pretty well regarded back in the day. I'm convinced it's just memers who haven't watched it in years parroting what other memers say.

Zoomers basically. There are people here who unironically watch shit like steven universe.

Rugrats was the one I liked as a kid, so Doug must be in the wrong.

I would. I'd prefer a game where Bowser is the protagonist though. Nintendo likes to lean on hard on comedy with this character and I think that could work really well.

Like what? He goes to kidnap Princess Peach, but she was broken into 7 or 8 parts, so he travels the land to collect them, burn/crush everything in the way, and then the final boss is Mario, but you automatically lose?

user I know you just finished Steel Ball Run but that's a terrible quest for mario.

The show was just something you either loved to hate or hate that you loved it
The guy who made the show however is an actual cuckold not even memeing

Nintendo stocks, Douglas
Very expensive

Luckily game designers have better imaginations than you. Bowser could have his own entire ordeal not related to princess peach.

Isn't that just a cliche thing to collect the parts of a broken apart plot thing? Like outside of Mario games, Osiris gets split up into chunks, you do it with Dracula multiple times in Castlevania, and stock JRPG plot is get all the elemental crystals.

But Bowser usually aims for her, even when he is recruited to the good guys.

not when it's a person and you lose

sure but only if luigi and wario somehow become close to him and make part of most of the episodes

Obviously Bowser can't win when the curtains close on the play, he is the bad guy.

YOU BROKE MY SWITCH!?

That would be amazing.

I dunno
I suppose, truth be told, the basic formula of the show has been repeated ad nauseum
Zoomers probably think it's boring because whatever shit they watch gimped off it

In 2018, 27 years after watching its debut, I discovered that Dink was an acronym for Dual Income No Kids. Then suddenly, the Fairly Odd Parent's Dinkleberg gags clicked.
Never have I felt so retarded.

What were the others? Rugrats? Rocko's Modern Life? If mean, sure. Only because those other shows are GOAT.
Just because it's the worst of them, doesn't mean it's a bad show.

Doug, Rugrats, and Ren & Stimpy were the original Nicktoons. Rocko came a few years later.

Nigga, Doug was even worse than Steven Universe at being offensively inoffensive.
Doug isn't a relatable dork, he's an American Psycho esque perfect normalcy obsessed doorknob without the murder.

You've gotta be shitting me.

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what in the absolute fuck, all those fucking jokes make so much more sense now

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I don't know about this anti-Doug nonsense but even as a kid I did not like a Doug. Every plot is Doug overthinking everything and being as autistic and sperg like as possible. In his mind everyone is the bad guy and he does nothing wrong. How he treats Rodger as a bully is insane as Rodger barely does anything antagonistic to Doug other than the nematoads thing. Doug is a beta in every sense of the word as he is based off of the creator who is an actual cuckhold irl. Did I also forget to mention that Doug is Jewish?

why do people want to fuck bowser

barafags have low standards

Big muscular turtle that breathes fire and is the king of powerful nation.

Don't forget it's also a joke on Jews. His last name is BURG and they both have incredibly big noses and they both look alike as they only marry within their own race. Reminder as Hartman irl is a hardcore born again Christian and Timmy's dad is clearly Hartman's self insert which is why he hates them with a passion despite not directly being antagonistic of him. Hartman was redpilled all long.

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He's sexy.

Absolutely not. Watching Doug was like experiencing someones fever dream of a life being displayed in cartoon form.

God he's so cute. I wanna get fucked hard by Bowser. I want his big meaty dragon turtle cock in my fucking mouth and ass. I wanna feel his warm sperm and larger member inside of my belly. OH GOD I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT! I'M SO FUCKING HORNY FOR BOWSER AND ONLY BOWSER NO MAN CAN DO IT FOR ME EXCEPT HIM!

Barafags are top tier homosexuals. Men who are attracted to... Men. Manly men.

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test

HE KNOWS TOO MUCH SHUT IT DOWN

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My mind has been opened

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Better then fapping to traps for sure, fapping to traps and futa is pussy shit tiers of gay, if you're going to be a faggot be a real man and fap to Bowser, Incineroar, or King K Rool, nothing is more manly then fapping to rule 34 of a man fucking a anthropomorphic crocodile, prove me wrong

Only if he whips, nae-naes, and does the stanky leg. True memers will know.