Let's make zelda the leader of the champions even though she has zero powers and acts like a spoiled child over any of...

>let's make zelda the leader of the champions even though she has zero powers and acts like a spoiled child over any of the much more qualified members just because

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That's royalty for ya.
But seriously BotW Zelda is such a wreck.

>that ending
WOW, I GRINDED THROUGH A BORING, EMPTY AS FUCK MAP, WITH ONLY THE GHOST OF WELL WRITTEN CHARACTERS TO GUIDE ME THROUGH, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS WET FART OF AN ENDING THAT'S < 30 SECONDS LONG

Real talk, I'm not sure where BotW falls in terms of timeline but Zelda really was really weak compared to her others. Are the multiple reincarnations taking it's toll on her soul?

I just think the characters suffered from having almost no story at all. That's what they were going for though so I don't totally mind it.

> BotW Zelda could barely put up a fight against her piss poor self-esteem so Sakurai said no dice in her fighting in smash

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Xerox of a xerox of a xerox. She can barely tie her shoes.

Reminder that BOTW is a sentai plot.

A group of individuals are brought together to fight an ancient evil with giant robots.

>After ten thousand years I’m free! Time to conquer Hyrule!

There are lots of inexperienced Red Rangers. I think Zelda is supposed to ape after those kinds of characters. Link himself is, of course, the sixth Ranger.

The retarded baby childish story is what brings this game to a 7/10

>In the distant past Hylia planned everything that would happen and made preparations.
>She knew Link would need the shrines to hone his skill.
>She knew Link would need the Master Sword.
>She knew the exact moment that Zelda's powers would manifest.
>She knew Link would be injured and would need the recovery chamber to survive.
>She knew Link would let some dude dress him as a girl.
>She knew Link would need to absorb the abilities of 4 individuals that would have to die to give their abilities to him.

who cares? I just want them to fuck

>Needs them to die to get their abilities

That's pleb tier. It worked without deaths in other games.

she had to switch up, being an immortal deity is boring

Hylia put her lover (the first link) in a fucking prison just to test his skills and that only brought him near death. so she isn't the brightest.

That's what it took this time.

>even though she has zero powers
She literally has Light magic

Hylia was the worst idea they’ve had

Hylia needed Link to save Zelda instead of staying to protect his fish wife.

>she has zero powers
Did you actually play it?

I actually love that about Zelda. In every other game Zelda's powers come as naturally as Link's heroism. And now we're faced with a Zelda who is WAY in over her head. Everyone has such high expectations for her and she cannot reach them. It doesn't matter how much she studies, how much she practices how much she prays, she just fucking sucks. And then at the critical moment when all hope is lost, her powers awaken when she needs them most and she uses them to protect Link and all of Hyrule from Ganondorf's armies.
I care so much more about Zelda managing to keep ganondorf sealed knowing how much she sucked at her magic beforehand than just getting some bookend "oh and then Zelda came by and sealed him"

The Battle For The Shield

In the castle, Link grabbed his shield. He had been busy with the shield for hours and now wanted nothing more than a sexy cuddle or a wise massage from his lover Ganondorf.

He said this last thought out loud and all of a sudden his brave Ganondorf appeared at the door, grinning angrily.

"Put down the shield," Ganondorf said sexily. "Unless you want me to grab that shield on your arm."

Link put down the shield. He was steamy. He had never seen Ganondorf so buff before and it made him swift.

Ganondorf picked up the shield, then withdrew a Triforce from his back. "Don't be so steamy," Ganondorf said with a buff grimace. "A cucco bit my manhood this morning, and everything became sultry. Now with this shield and this Triforce I can sexily rule the world!"

Link clutched his gay manhood coolly. This was his lover, his brave Ganondorf, now staring at him with a buff back.

"Fight it!" Link shouted. "The cucco just wants the shield for his own brave devices! He doesn't love you, not the sexy way I do!"

Link could see Ganondorf trembling coolly. Link reached out his arm and touched Ganondorf's back sexily. He was brave, so brave, but he knew only his gay love for Ganondorf would break the cucco's spell.

Sure enough, Ganondorf dropped the shield with a thunk. "Oh, Link," he squealed. "I'm so sexy, can you ever forgive me?"

But Link had already moved in the castle. Like a hero that slays the evil in our hearts, he pressed his arm into Ganondorf's back. And as they fell together in a sultry fit of love, the shield lay on the floor, swift and forgotten.

i want to wreck her butt

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You never will, because you don't exist.

>born with the power to wield the triforce of wisdom
>just because
You retarded or some shit?

Why is Zelda's ass so fucking delicious in this game?

Is there a triforce in the breath of the wild? I don't think they ever bring it up.

get in line

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Tight leather pants.

She had a basic ass, you just fell for Nintendo's corporate waifu design.

Yeah, I feel that Hyrule lacking a genuine mortal leader really undermines the whole land and the character of each Zelda. It also kind of reeks of "ship sailed 20 years ago" Japanese pandering by trying to mimic a godly royal bloodline even though Hyrule at most just made Zelda a Sage with the gods totally separate for the entire series. Plus, what does that make King Daphnes? Furthermore, it's even worse now when/if two Zeldas exist at the same time.

Zelda is shown using it, but it isn't part of the quest and they don't discuss it at any time.

The map is a Triforce, vaguely.
Ganon is stuck in the Power section.

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>Are the multiple reincarnations taking it's toll on her soul?
She doesn't reincarnate, so no.

SEETHING

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Could they have done a better job against Calamity Ganon?

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>bbut it's supposed to be like that!

It's nylon

Sakurai getting rid of the Twilight Princess designs for Smash was one of the better things about Ultimate.

wrong except for ganon

Honestly Zelda and Dorf can go, TP Link getting switched with BotW Twink and missing out on meeting his grandad Child Link is gay.

and zelda

Why was she so young after 100 years
Would it really have been that hard to have her turn into a midna milf

hylians age slower than humans

>why is zelda in charge
she's literally destined to defeat ganon.

>months... no wait
>weeks... never mind
>days... fuck
>hours... wew
>minutes... almost
>seconds since vee has cried over botw.jpg

unironically based and redpilled

fags with shit taste

>And now we're faced with a Zelda who is WAY in over her head.
OoT Zelda and Midna did this better.

I don't mind the ending but it feels weird that after everything you did Link's just sorta following Zelda around now. It'd be kinda interesting to see Link taking more of a leading role showing her around. After all his adventure has taken him all over hyrule, allowing him to meet and form relationships with most of the people. He has a better lay of the land than she does.
Especially at how much the game pushes the freedom Link has. Having him on Zelda's short leesh again seems like a waste. Dude used to climb mountains and sled on his shield and shit.

>Having him on Zelda's short leesh again seems like a waste.
I doubt he really cares given the implications of their relationship.

>I doubt he really cares given the implications of their relationship.
Fujibayashi pushing them was a fucking mistake.

I dunno, Link and Zelda always feels weird. I mean I could definitely understand attraction but they just don't ever seem close enough to really have a romance.