Imagine not being an idort

99% of PC games are console ports so why not just say gaming is childish? Also why are you here?

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>post 2 systems
>i-idort
until I see a 3ds, vita, xbone and wii-u added, you ain't an idort.

>99% of PC games are console ports

Actually, 100% of console games are PC ports. They are all made and tested on PCs.
They all end up on PCs in the end thanks to emulation, despite marketers' best efforts.
PC exclusives are everywhere. All of the best, deepest, most timeless and unique video games are PC exclusives.
Games like Dwarf Fortress can never exist in a console environment because, as I said, consoles are quite literally made for small, dumb children with developing brains. If you enjoy console games as an adult you are on the lower end of the IQ spectrum.

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There aren't nearly enough console exclusives worth that purchase.

How about this you cocksuck? Taken before I got my Switch

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>no vita
Good to know even idort has had it's meaning forgotten now.

i can talk to my friends and invite them to game lobbies so that we can play together. cant do that on the switch unfortunately

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Imagine owning a Wii U and then rebuying a redesigned one and all of the same games again like a fucking moron

What is the definition of "idort"?

Yep.

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I thought it was just someone who owned more than one console from a generation. Apparently it means buying every single console
Maybe OP didn't buy a Wii U?

I dont know what the PS4 has anything to do with the Wii U but alright

Poor xbots...

Let me just boot up Mario Odyssey on my Wii U. Oh wait.

>no vita
Idort was originally about the PSP and DS, not the Vita, but good job pretending to be an ebin oldfag and still getting it wrong.

>using windows store
They basically may as well be exclusive if playing them on PC means intentionally infecting your battlestation.

I love my Nintendo Switch and all...
But what were they fucking thinking with this shit. God damn

W E W L A D
downvoted >:(

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I can smell your fedora from here

That's your own stench, my retail working 90 IQ friend. I understand it's hard for people with your level of cognitive function to conceive of the difference.

1. That's not what a port is you flaming retard
2. You just shot yourself in the foot with your retarded argument that 100% of console games are pc ports.
Making you a baby game connoisseur you fucking pedophile.
3. Implying Dwarf Fortress isn't on Consoles because "consoles are quite literally made for small, dumb children with developing brains" instead of because of the lack of a keyboard and mouse seems really ironic when I know 5 year olds with better reasoning skills then you.
You spastic twonk.

I see no point in getting a PS4. The only exclusive I'm interested in is Bloodborne, but otherwise I'm really not interested in the really formulaic and honestly quite boring "slow-paced cinematic third-person mish-mash of genres, not executing anything specifically particularly well" template that PS4 exclusives seem to follow.

This has to be a joke, you couldn't be an any more stereotypically stupid fedorafag.

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am I the only actual idort here with all 3 consoles? Sadly I got the Xbone when it first came out. Then they announced all their titles are on PC, so it just ended up sitting there. Sometimes I start it up if they add a new game to gamepass.

is this a collecshun thread? cause I'm pretty sure I beat everyone else here.

Consoles for physical copies, PC for piracy

I know, right?

PC is functionally identical to an Xbox this gen.
The only things the Xbone has going for it is the Rare replay and xbox classic and 360 backwards compatibility which is all older games. I still kind of want one, though

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Yep. Though as mentioned above, the Xbone is borderline useless now. Mine’s just a Netflix machine in the guest room.

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I skipped all of this whole shitty gen until switch came out. Just been chilling with a ds and a shitty pc. Might finally get a ps4 eventually.

There are literally 0 reasons to own an Xbox.
Sony is gutting the PS4 release schedule to have exclusive launch titles for the PS5
Switch has very few major games coming down the pipe any time soon, and even a majority of those don't have real gameplay footage yet
PC continues to be PC

this is a strange time to be a console owner

Going by that logic, they may as well not exist at all if your only options are either using the Windows Store or buying an Xbone

Switch has more coming this year than ever, the backlog is great if you don’t already have one. It’s still not too hot at this moment or for the past couple months. Good time to also own something else or have a life.

I was close to buying one since it’s the only one with TV tuner but I just ended up buying a TV

I have two gaming PCs, a Switch, PS4, 3DS and two VR headsets and I see no reason to own a Xbox One.

i have:
>wii red
>wii black
>wii u
>wii switch
>xbox one s
>nes classic
>snes classic
>sega genesis 2017
>nintendo ds xl
>nintendo 3ds
>nintendo 3ds xl

did i reach idort status?

Imagine owning a switch

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I can imagine since I still only play 1 game autistically and never use any of my consoles except for netflix. I don't even pay for the subs anymore.

Idorts are the centrists of gaming. Fuck off

>2 gaming desktops (one is literally just an old 970 build)
>that $800 walmart gaming laptop you all wanted but were too late for
>Switch
>WiiU (Hacked)
>Gamecube
>N3dsXL (Hacked)
>DS
>PS4Pro
>PS3 (jailbroken)
>PS2
>PSVita
>PSP
>360 (JTag)
Imagine not having a setup that allows you to play every single game you could ever want to play in any room at any given time.

>imagine being a sonybro

Thanks doc

>anyone owning a wii u
Good one.