Highest selling game of all time

>highest selling game of all time
>unique moveset potential
>popular worldwide
>relevant
>sakurai loves minecraft
>would break the internet
I'm thinking he's in boys

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>unique moveset potential
Like?

mii costume

He could use a shovel and an axe and a fishing rod and -wait we have all of that already

>Minecraft popularized a genre
>Banjo just hung off the coat tails of Mario 64

>outdated and retarded looking
Hell no, no way he is in

Hes in user..."" in Playstation All Stars 2!""

yeah banjo can't get in

>He thinks Minecraft will get in

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literally just villager, dumb ass kids want this shit default skin in the game. It'll never happen.

He IS in though

youtube.com/watch?v=qLXBfEa2GCI

Seriously, where does this creepy/disgusting render of Steve come from
I've asked this question in maybe a dozen threads and I've never gotten an answer

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Stop shilling your videos, fucking retard.

Oh Stevie...
Which game is ACTUALLY the best selling game of all time, instead of Minecraft's mere 2nd place?
Which game is still widely considered to be "the perfect game" by many?
Which game absolutely revolutionized the genre?
Which game is also incredibly relevant, due to its newest NINTENDO SWITCH EXCLUSIVE release that has been taking the world by storm?
They're in.

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Jab can be a series of punches (like punching a tree). Maybe up tilt can be swinging a tree branch or sword above your head, and his down smash can be using a pick to dig in front and behind him. Forward smash can be dropping a heavy block on your opponent. Neutral B can pocket an enemy item to throw back and them or use in crafting; Down+B can plant a tree, or, if you already planted it, swing an axe that can chop down the tree

> Implying i'm American

discord furfag. All stevekiddies are from discord.

It's his Smash Ultimate render.

Pretty sure the OP is making them. It really is fucking hideous.

still thinking this even though he's been deconfirmed.

just accept that banjo a microsoft owned character born on nintendo will make his rare return in smash.

BASED

after we got Joker, I'm expecting at least Sora. I wouldn't be surprised if we got steve.
I would shit my pants if we got Master Chief

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FOCK OFFHUBEXITZHRktslydkhkchgxkfkhixgxigigxixgxigixgitx

On the bright side there wont be much need to modify them when hes not in.

Some fag made that creepy model months ago as a joke and uploaded it so anyone could use it. Some other faggots downloaded it and made their own pics.

Here's the download link if you want the model: mediafire.com/file/j17bfrcj1bdizzp/Steve.rar/file#

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>highest selling

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Oh christ, there's even a KYM page on Steveposting

knowyourmeme.com/memes/grotesque-steve-steveposting

That's all the versions of Tetris retard, not just one game.

Did you even watch the video?

tick tock tick tock

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Wait, what?

Tetris is tetris. It doesn't matter what the package is, as long as the game is the same. By your logic, every time Minecraft updates to a new version, it's a different game. Tetris is still Tetris. It's the same game with the same rules and possibly a new coat of paint, but it's still the same game.

Things like Welltris, Hatris, Super Tetris, etc are not the same thing and don't fall under that count.

>he's actually video game history
>he's among the most PG of MK characters
>he's now on Switch
I think you need to cool off Steve

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Oh boy, I wanna rig it in VRchat and terrify people

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i never realized how much ive wanted to see that until now

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>Smash has become a hallmark for video game history in general
>No Minecraft content in the base game despite being one of the most influential video games ever
Yea, I'm thinking he's in

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And to answer your question from before, no I did not watch your retarded video.

defend this banjofags

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I haven't played smash since Brawl nor do I care about the roster.

The simple fact is that Inciniroar is a furbait design and Banjo is not.

>existed for decades more
>countless more pornographique images of Incineroar
checkmate atheist

>he's in
>yeah i'm thinking he's in
>tick tock
>gooood morning Yea Forums
>x-fags eternally btfo
>how will x-fags ever recover
>cope

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>legacy vs shilling

Are you implying threads about shit characters like this are bait?

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>I-It's literally OKAY when it's MY furry!

Wrong

yes that's how it works, are you okay in the head user

fuck no
i'm emphasizing the pure monotony and annoyance of rosterfag threads

Based and Tetrapilled

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it just reflects rosterfag's personalities IRL
boring, actually autistic, and monotonous

Sounds like a Villager/Isabelle echo to me

there is a youtuber who want raid Yea Forums with steve

couldn't have said it myself
rosterfags need to fucking rot, no matter who they're supporting

*blocks your path*

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Ok
>Banjo fans: hey look Banjo Kazooie. Favorite levels/soundtrack?
>Incineroar fans: I want to fuck that cat

he's discord server is full of people who want raid Yea Forums

No one is making their fursona a goofy retard, plenty are edgy and aggressive

>well stage where you have to avoid falling tetrimos
>intense music
>absolute classic of videogames that deserves a fucking throne of gold

The only question is, how would they make a 'Tetromino-Man' that didn't look fucking stupid? I'm sure it could look cool, or funny, or both, but the risk of looking too stupid to take seriously is real.

Why is he so ugly?

>reply chain hijack
Ah so this is why you make these threads
A false flag

Lmao imagine being in college and already having a receding hairline plus no chin.

what if u unironically wanna fuck banjo too

>unique moveset

Unless the inevitable down-b building mechanic actually does something besides single blocks, he'll just be another Link. Which is a fucking shame really.

lol

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how autistic do you have to be to still be spamming this shit?

>Incineroar fans: OWLFAGS BTFO
fixed

People are going to keep getting excited over characters until the last DLC character is revealed, that must really suck for you
How dare they
How dare they do this to you

I would unironically love a Tetris rep

just waiting for the inevitable 404

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they could use one of the tetris characters from puyo puyo tetris. either that or a tetris mascot could be made

i want characters too im just not gonna extrapolate bullshit to go "THEY ARE IN"
i'll only do it when they're actually confirmed with a splash screen or official trailer or something

I'll have you know the average Incineroar fan has a larger dictionary than that.
>Keep seething.
>Will they ever stop seething at the greatness?
>Based 'Roar.
>Incineroar is not a shillmon, Sakurai chose him because he likes him.
>Decidueye is a shillmon, how could the least popular of the Alolas get in Pokken while Primarina got nothing?
>Owlcuck.
>Decidueye is a fursuit.
>DecidJeweye.
>Based 'Roar and Primarina against the cringe owl.
>Why do you guys keep saying Barafags? Are you obsessed with furry porn or something?

That's cool but people are still going to do that regardless of your shit threads

>excited
99% of these threads are people pushing a character they don't actually give a shit about either to piss people off or to say they were right about something if they get in. Unless you actually think all those people steveposting are ACTUALLY excited for Steve.

FUCK SMASH

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oh wait you thought i was op
thas funny, im just here to watch autists shove potted plants in each other's faces for standing funny or talking funny

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Of course they aren't but they're seething at the people excited for other characters because their autism has been set off by those characters not being confirmed at all
That bumpain pleases me

welp, he said it, Steve never ever in smash

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I like that shitpost steve always has the dreamworks face

>never played any modern Tetris games
>never played any ARIKA game
oh, user, you're so naive

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What modeling software? I keep finding unique ones of this fucker. Is it just SFM?

Y'all dumb, I may be anti-steve but that doesn't mean I can't give him a good moveset.
>Neutral Special is placing down blocks. Blocks consist of Dirt, Wooden Planks, Cobblestone, Stone Brick and Obsidian.
>Side Special is Splash Potion. Effects range from Harming, Poison, Weakness and Slowness.
>Up Special is the Enderpearl, throws out an enderpearl that can be aimed, downside is it's heavily affected by gravity and counts as a projectile
>Down Special, either TNT Block or Crafting Table if a gimmick is included involving upgrading tools used in regular attacks
Final Smash is either
>Summoning Wither to blow up opponents
>Dropping opponents caught in Smash into the End, where they get attacked by the dragon
>A Olimar-esque FS with Steve running into a spawned house while hostile mobs spawn to attack opponents.

Kind of wondering why you would even be thinking about his hairline, that's kind of specific

youtube.com/watch?v=2vjbR2-3xuo
youtube.com/watch?v=VovRp99O5ig
Just make the block itself the goddamn character
Literally the ultimate surprise character to top Piranha Plant

Riddle me this, refusteves.

If Steve isn't a default skin that nobody cares about, and is in fact a liked character that could move DLC sales, why isn't his face used to promote Minecraft's side games?
He's in neither Minecraft Story Mode or Minecraft Dungeons in any capacity, let alone as a main character. SURELY, if Steve was the series mascot, or worth anything to the franchise, he would have a presence in order to promote sales of the side games, right?

Right?

Right.

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I remember a couple of years ago when Minecraft was in early access and it wasn't even popular yet, a couple of kids on the bus were talking about it and I was like "gee, that sure sounds like a fun game" and then I played it and it was the gayest game on Earth. How do people even like this shit?

there is a way

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Who enjoys trolling so much they created this image? I admire the dedication, the touches to make the character look as unlikable as possible.

>No character to speak
>no personality, something Sakurai has stated specifically in regards to picking third parties.
>awkward animations to convert into Smash.
>Is only liked by proxy of the game he exists in
>In a vacuum Steve is absolute garbage.

Man. Vergeben STILL hasn't said anything since getting BTFO'd by the direct, huh?

I want someone to do a giga drill break with Inklings. have the Anti Spiral be a dark goopy inkling or octoling.

What did he say about the direct?

That the Zelda game absolutely wouldn't have anything to do with Link's Awakening. This was also supposedly from his main source.

he looks like a fucking degenerate

retard you won't get a sans tattoo AND he won't get in AND I won't subscribe

And then said it was absolutely confirmed it wasn't a remake.

Based

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I'm impressed. Not even in a mocking way just impressed how close and how far he missed the mark.

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A fucking dirt block has more merchandise than steve.

Verge "Minecraft will be a boss in the base Smash Game" Ben
Verge "It'll be DLC Patch 1." Ben
Verge "New Zelda will have nothing to do with Links Awakening" Ben
Verge "I wasn't wrong, my sources were." Ben

Don't forget:
Verge "Defending my own leaks on Yea Forums" Ben

He's not wrong though, his sources were.

He knows he's fucked up royally this time, there's no way he can backpedal and make excuses this time, it honestly wouldn't surprise me if he stopped leaking alltogether.

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Sorry Blockhead and Pedobear's Hillbilly cousin. Leave Smash two us.

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But that user was talking about steve, yes I am talking about THE minecraft steve that was deconfirmed by virginben and mojang.