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YA!
HMPH!
YA!
AHH!!!

Do you remember the first time you picked up coyote-a and fucked up some scissor bitches?

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I'm really glad they seemed to have transplanted the gallery tech from RE2 into DMC5. Now we can all jerk off over the weapons and enemy animations.

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youtu.be/mYJK4AOrEDY
youtu.be/tz7UC21mSBE
youtu.be/Fd7rfmBb8yw

This is all I have.

Arab here, I don't have the game at all.

WHERE MY EEEEYYYEAAHHHH BROS AT?

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DMC6 is about Dante's daughter.
She's devil hunter but she specializes on gathering Devil Arms.
She aims to gather all the Devil Arms Dante sold while somebody else is trying to collect them to summon a powerful demon
Trish and Nero are in the game.

Now before any of you report me for shitposting hear me out. First according to the height of Nero (which is 3.5 feet on average) V is 4 Neros tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the trailer, you know there is a scene when Nico sucks at driving and crashes off a ledge at V, he then dodges it. According to the speed of an average Devil May Cry van (1900 mph) and the size of the van according to his foot size, V can perceive and move at such a speed that the cars only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this V stabs a demon with a cane and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine.

That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound Vergil judgement cutting at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

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go back

It's the best feeling. I'm glad Coyote in 5 looks based and has all kinds of stuff to it, but doubt anything is going to beat shooting scissors in 1.

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Not an arab here. I wish I had the game.

>No based sandnigs to save us

LOVE IS THE REEEEEEAAAAL PAIN

Looks like it's that time again

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That's sounds actually pretty cool.
Let's go on tumblr write fanfics about it

If it means there will be more DA than ever to play around, I don't really care.

>deflect scissors
>one shot with a single handgun bullet
>mfw

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>"And when you do come back, give my regards to my son, will ya?"
>has a daughter
What did he mean by this?

"Hm !"
"Hah !"
"Die !"
"Scum !"
"This may be fun"
"Now I'm a little motivated !"
"Cut off !"
"Begone !"
"Blast !"
"You're going down !"
"Don't get so cocky !"
"Rest in peace"
"You will not forget this devil's power !"
"Dante..."
"Where's your motivation ?"
"This is the power of Sparda !"
"You're not worthy as my opponent !"
"You're not worthy as my opponent !"
"This is the power of Sparda !"
"Ridiculous !"
"What's wrong ?"
"Come on !"
"You shall die !"
"How boring"
"Ridiculous !"
"HUHH-AAAARGH !"
'Too easy !"
"Come on !"

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>Imagínate a Trish atrapada contra una pared gris, que es el mismo color de su aburrido y puta perra que impereza a las mamás porque, literalmente, es una infeliz impía sin dignidad alguna, mientras que al mismo tiempo la puta demonio que amamantó a Mundus, la gran roja. Tri-bolas y tenía tanto demonio manchado de orina derrochado por todo su cabello, se tiñó de rubio, está siendo empacado con pizza en su matriz-2000 pantalones fetiches negros desgarrados, tan fuerte que el término infección de levadura adquiere un nuevo significado, y con su último ademán, malhumorado, respira su boca crujiente y infernal con su boca de octágono-ps2, dejando su alma oscura sin llenar, pero su culo lleno hasta el borde

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How much does Lucifer cost on Ebay you think?

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I don't like the cube thingy sticking out at the bottom of 5 shotgun

17 pepperoni and mushroom pizzas

>yf when we hear Dan saying that in 5

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SELECT YOUR FIGHTER

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im gona N U T

I can hear it
youtube.com/watch?v=qXJkge7JAGg

Who are going to buy them? Can normal human even use Devil Arms to their full potential with no side effects?

>velo
>velo means old
oh shit

Until I heard this, I never realized he said "Now I'm a little motivated."

Nofap Interrupted.

so what do you guys think first real leak gonna be about

Hmmmmmmmm?

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Vergil

I haven't played the games past 1 and some of 3. But I am pretty sure the evil villain of 5 will be Sparda.

First time I hear that I giggled, I heard it a lot in the first fight. Probably cuz I was so shit

Nero's DT

In which language?

>the devil arms are essentially toy story toys in the DMC universe
>dante impresses some powerful demon that offers him their soul
>have a blast in some world-ending adventure
>think you finally found a worthy wielder (maybe even a friend)
>he sells you to some weirdo collector for a box of pizza
The idea of dante selling devil arms for a living has always been strange to me, ever since I first heard of it long ago because of that CD drama thing. Like, even if objects that cannot move, they're still kind of aware of their surroundings. Agni and rudra aren't even dead they were just born that way. It's insane to me that they'll all eventually end behind some expository glass.

Humans probably can't use most of them without their soul being sucked out or some other bullshit happening, but you can safely put them behind a glass and brag to everybody about your cool ultra rare collector item that's probably a haunted sword.

That he can't control his sperm? Are you retarded?

Probably, but they would have to have a strong enough will and the Devil Arm would have to accept them. Nothing bad seems to come from V trying to pick up Sparda for instance, so if he had the strength to carry it, he could use it easily.

In fact, that's a little strange in an of itself, Sparda seems rather picky about who can even touch it if leak about demons trying to touch it and just exploding is true. So why would the blade accept V?

>checks if he has his voice modulator on
>IT HAS
>falls asleep mid sentence and wakes up after a nap
>BEGUUUUUUUN
>snorts
>IIIIIIIII WILL
>coughs blood
>SHOOOOW YOOOOUUUU
>smacks lips
>YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES
>tries to get up from his throne
>IIIII WILL GIVE YOU
>lets out a massive fart blasting anything within half a mile from him
>DESPAIR
>starts leaking blood all over in streams
>AND DEATH
>trips over one of his vines and falls
picosong.com/wJjDn/ picosong.com/wjacm/ picosong.com/wJ2an/

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This, at least show us what he looks like.

youtube.com/watch?v=FG4m2XsFWAo
Mom, he's doing it again.

inshallah, brothers I bring to you the spoilers
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Make me chuckle, better than other spoilers at least

YAMEROOO

beliege me or dont but i live in arabia and confirmed that there is early copies. i have ojne of tuem.
in the end of the game _______________________________________________________________NONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHHA OH JO NINONO__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________VERGIL REVEAL NONONONON_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ do not click image if you dont want to be spoiled

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>HERE'S YOUR COSTUME AMIGO

>SERAN QUINIENTOS PESOS AMIGO

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Play 3 and 4 fuckhead

I love metal, but this sucks.
I wish Capcom had gotten Roy Khan of Kamelot/Conception to do a theme, that fucker can sing and do really good lyrics.

>tfw never ever

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LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

Because it's actually related to DMC and Yea Forums

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NO NO NO NO
I CANNOT ERUPPPPTTT

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Runner main here

I'm doing it bros, I've started to go down the right path.

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Man, this image brings me back.

Post dmc cringe.

Chaser main here, user

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>But I am pretty sure the evil villain of 5 will be Sparda.
Why

Oh yeah?
WELL TAKE THIS

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Nice. Yellow Mode is always the best way to play DMC3.

Sure user

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>I am pretty sure the evil villain of 5 will be Sparda.
he's literally the ultimate demon moralfag

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The magazine ?

I don't get the big fucking deal, 2 has no story. I bet half the people complaining haven't even finished both Dante and Lucia's missions.

Exactly. A twist so great only somebody who knows nothing of the character could predict.

That's just the magazines though. They've been part of the shotgun's design since DMC1 (albeit less pronounced until DMC4)

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Don't you dare

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Too much tall

spurdo when

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What if Urizen turns out to be vorgil

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I see we have to do this the hard way

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That's my point, the magazine stick out too much in 5

Free-sample eat stand, snack hunter's btfo

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applogy for poor english
when were you when Vergil tree
i was sat at devil may cry eating pizza when lady ring
"devil may cry"
"vergil is yourizen"
"no"
and you????????

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They really are going for the third child twist, it's so extremely clear there's a younger child sitting on his Sparda's arm, you can see the left leg dangling, you can clearly make out the knuckles on both of them hands and the fingers and thumb is extremely clear on the child's left hand. Fucking garbage twist in my opinion.

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what the fuck am I reading?

This image was from the DmC era, it was a good time for shitposting on Yea Forums

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Getting kinda tired of the ceaseless copypasta thread after thread

>13 days left
Each day is getting longer to end

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Someone post "DMC5 NEVER NEVER" screencap

>urizen is nero and before that dante cause time travels
>urizen is vergil
>urizen is sparda
>urizen is mundus
>urizen is sparda's/mundus/all demon's dad
>urizen is god of evil/previous king of hell/great judge
>urizen is angelo
>urizen is eva
>urizen is smt character
>urizen is your worst NIGHTMARE
>urizen is arisen/seneschal
>v is urizen
>v___ is vergil
>v is mundus/'s son/trish 2.0/"good" side/reincarnation (Babel II)
>v is nightmare 5.2
>v is phantom
>v is griffon
>v is nelo
>v is agnus's creation/nico's brother/nell's better son
>v is sparda/'s son/creation/best friend
>v is eva
>v is gilver
>v is modeus
>v is abigail
>v is alastor
>v is arius/'s son/creation/lucia 2.0
>v is og satan-green eye's, cripple
>v is nero's brother
>v is nero's son
>v is nero's father =/= v is vergil
>v is proto nero
>v is arkham
>v is "angel" from manga
>v is lady's brother
>v is lady's son
>v is dante's son
>v is dante's and lady/trish/lucia/alice's son
>v is bayo's son
>v is patty's brother
>v is a game journalist, lady invited him
>v is from Vie de Marli's Clan
>v is "dude fron anime that summoned shit"'s brother/dad/son/neighbor
>v is a cane/book/skull-chain
>v is Qliphoth (tree)[/spoiler
>v is Nidhogg (dragon)
>v is cute
>v is demi fiend
>v is valmiro
>v is grigori
>v is a pawn
>v is fuzon/orc/tharmas/blake himself
>v is (v)odin=mundus
> crew cut is REference

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You can't have my arm. Get outta here.

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Yeah, they've been multiplying more and more lately. Every one and their Grandmother is trying to for their copypasta.

I got something better
youtube.com/watch?v=IYbu8HYOoLU

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user.

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It's happening, the hands are so clear, especially the left one, it's straight up a little child hand clearly visible, it's not just "le small detail on Sparda's sleeve don't worry about it bro". How do you guys feel about this honestly? We've had the Dante and Vergil conflict and now suddenly they're jamming in a third fucking child outta nowhere.

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That's just their cat.

NERO, GO
YOU'RE DEAD WEIGHT

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80% of DMChads left because spoilers. We do what we can to keep threads up

>V's real name is Velociraptor

Oh baby.

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That's his sleeve you blind moron.

SPARDAAAAAA

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i need the video

SOMEONE POST SPOILERS RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'LL DO IT MYSELF!

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fuck
it' only the rain

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retard

give it back

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see
Human hands clearly visible. Fuck man, I don't know how to feel about this. Seems like a giant asspull. We can see both his sleeves in the full picture and the right one doesn't have a fucking child hand statue decoration on it. I mean fucking look at pic related, you can see the small little hands extremely clearly right above Sparda's sleeve

Yea Forums, what the hell are you?

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>Retards still think Vergil isn't Urizen after all the obvious clues

its just dmc 4 nero stand you are not fooling anybody

Fake and gay

Goodbye for now Yea Forums

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In order for that to be a child, its proportions would have to be extremely distorted and fucked up beyond belief

>nero is a nephilim
>v is third son of sparda
MUY TERRIBLE

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>V was taken as a baby and raised by Mundus

I guess that explains the similarities.

So the child is sitting on Sparda's arm you retard?

so an uncle? Eva's brother? Sparda's friend from the Clan he was in, in DMC2

I don't see how it would make sense unless Vergil and Dante both have Bayo-tier asspull childhood amnesia, they're literally posing in the picture with the rest of the family and never hint or mention the third kid in past media so it clearly wasn't planned

Explain. Looks like a normal small child hands to me, and besides the painting is clearly distorted from being charred all over the place.

NOOOO NOO ASSPULLS

Nero is not a Nephlim, that's retarded.

V is Veronica, she is a girl.

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WE'RE UNGA___ TOGETHERRR

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He is. Just like Dante and Vergil are nephilims.

Eva is not La Zora.

she cute

ME HATE DEMON
ME KILL TREE MAN
HE TAKE NERO ARM

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Ahem

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You can't tell me this doesn't look like a little child hand, it's clearly visible to me.
Expecting a major shit asspull and garbage story now.
Low expectations are good though if it turns out great, but to me, there's no way you can tell me that does not look clearly like a child's hand, the fingers all look very clearly visible to me and I can easily imagine a child sitting there on his arm where the charred part is.

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Nephilim doesn't mean a hybrid demon/angel, only in DmC but i don't believe Itsuno will fuck up the meaning of the word.

Cutesy!

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It's distortion is causing you to see things that aren't there, have you been watching too much clickbait youtubers?

Reminder that genderbent V looks more like Eva than Trish does.

TREE TAKE NERO ARM
FURNITURE MADE FROM TREE
UNGA NERO DESTROY FURNITURE
BUNGA NERO BREAK TREE

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Dante and Vergil are cambions

How would Nero's DT even work now? Overdrive all his arms into oblivion and give him unga bunga moveset for red queen without turning lock-on off?

That part is not distorted though, you can see the fine separation between the fingers. The only distorted parts of the painting are the charred areas where you can't see anything because its burnt away.

These theories are the asspulls. There's no third child.

Dante and Vergil are nephilims

The child's limbs would have to be proportioned like a fucking gremlin and it'd have to be sitting in an absolutely retarded position for it to make sense. Just let it go senpai

Dante and Vergil are cambions

R2 switches to the Devil Bringer which grows out of the socket and breaks your current Devil Breaker.
It functions exactly like the bringer from 4, but doesn't quite as much damage as the buster arm in 5 to balance it out being unbreakable.
Since you don't have a Breaker l1 is now DT instead of break-away.
You press R2 to switch to a breaker again if you don't want the Devil Bringer out.
This seems most likely to me

Sparda was not an incubus. They're not Cambion

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Sparda was also not an angel. They're not Nephilims

>the child's limbs would have to be proportioned like a fucking gremlin
Alright, that made me chuckle. Time for an art prompt. Drawfags, please draw this hypothetical gremin child that would fit into this picture. Maybe some OC will help us stem the tide of shitposting.

In traditional Jewish classification, Dante and Vergil are Nephilim.

Has anybody tweeted this stupid theory to Matt?

Nah man, it looks clear to me and I'm going into the game expecting an asspull outta nowhere and Bingo being a giant hack and DMC3 being a one-hit wonder in terms of story.

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DEMON

+

HUMAN

=

NEPHILIM

IT IS NOT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND

The people unironically theorizing about there being a third brother are just as bad as this guy.

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That's not how it works retard.

Alright, good start.

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MEXICANO

+

HUMANO

=

NEFILIMO
>EL NEFILIMO SUPREMO

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If there was a child Spardas arm should be around his waist, he shouldnt be sitting on his fucking arm like a monkey.

This is so fucking hilarious. Dante looked at his gremlin of a brother and used DTE to wipe it from history and stop anybody else from finding out.

That's not a Nephlim. It's not a Demon + Angel either.

They're hybrids

DANTE SAY ME HEAVY
ME NOT HEAVY
UNGA BUNGA

Imagine getting triggered by Tameem and DmC so hard that you start living in some alternative reality where words lose their meaning.

don't make fun of V like that.

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That is called a half demon

Human + Demon is "Cambion" you fucking idiot.

Nephilim is born from an angel and a human. Cambion is born from a demon and a human. Dante and Vergil are Cambion since angels don't exist in the DMC universe.

No it's not retard. A Cambion is specifically born of a human and an incubus/succubus, not just any demon

But Nephilim is born from an angel and a human you fucking sperg.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nephilim

Please point me there where it says they're Demon Angel hybrids?

You're a fucking idiot too. A Cambion is a Incubus/Succubus Human hybrid. Sparda is not a Incubus.

So Dante and Vergil both forgot their other brother? Stupid theory.

>angels dont exist im the dmc universe

>he doesnt know

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>trauma from mundus attacking and killing eva causes mutually repressed memories of gremlin brother

Imagine being so retarded that both you and Tameem don't know the meaning of Nephilim.

>tfw Deluxe Edition is currently unavailable on Amazon
Who here /DeluxeEdition/?

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He's younger than them, if he's a babby in the picture

thanks bruh

FATHER!

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Not that user, but the it says there that some traditional Jewish explanations interpret it as a child born to a daughter of man and a fallen angel.
Demons are fallen angels in the Bible.

how could they forget about _____v____

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Reminds me of the yuno pasta from Yea Forums

Por nada, amigo

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I bought mine this monday.

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Again
No

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>smacks ass
>i'm taking this back

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Preordered a week ago

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In Jewish tradition a Nephilim was the child of a child of YHVH, AKA angels, and a human woman. You can't be a nephilim without an angel father in the equation.

Right here brother

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Why am I seeing this kawaii Samurai in every thread now

>bought the steelbook
Step it up senpai

14 days until YOU CANNOT KILL ME
what play
what do

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That's my daughter
Don't concern yourself

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Which version has the steelbook?

The thing is, I really do believe it. God..

Deluxe edition for the euros

Can I have her?

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It's not gonna happen. It's so dumb and barely adds to the story.

Give your head a shake and stop being retarded.

Do you guys think Vergil had nightmares about Eva's death like Dante did?

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>Third child
Literally fanfiction tier. Almost as retarded as V or Vergil being Urizen.

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It's as retarded as the theory that V was Dante's tomboy daughter.

>Vergil being Urizen
Well this theory came true, who knows what else they could pull out of their ass.

Seething Vergiltard. He's Urizen and there's nothing you can do about it.

If you prove yourself worthy

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Who made this holyshit

Vergil being Urizen makes sense. It's probably the most blandest answer but it cuts out all the fluff of a confrontation.

dmc is not exactly known for 2deep4u thought-provoking logical writing

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Probably, but he probably used those nightmares as a motivator for more power.

>Free-Sample Eat Stand

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AS I STARE INTO THE CLIT OF THE CUNNY
APOCALYPSE I SEE HER REACHING FOR MY
POLE

I CANNOT ERECT
I MUST TRICKSWORD
I CANNOT ERECT
I MUST RAINSTOOOOORRRMMM

FUNNY HOW THE LOLI TRIES TO SINK ME DEEPER
AS THE LEGALS TRY TO TURN ME AROUND

I HAVE TO FALTER, CUT OFF THE DAMN PHONE
AS I BAIL YOUR PARTY 6 FOOT UNDERGROUND

SHE TRIES TO TRAP MY DICK IN PAIN
AND LOCK MY POWERS IN CHAINS

THE HARPIES RIDE WITH HAPPY THOTS IN THIS CRUMBLING WORLD

YOU CANNOT FUCK ME, I AM THE WIZARD
YOU CANNOT FUCK ME, I SAY NO WAY FAG

YOU CANNOT FUCK ME, (I CANNOT ERECT)
I AM THE WIZARD
YOU CANNOT FUCK ME, (I MUST RAINSTORM)
I SAY NO WAY FAG

I MUST NOT FORGET
THAT I HAVE CAME
FOR THE PIZZAS AND THE SUNDAES ON MY DESK

SOMETHING SAVE ME
TAKE ME OUT OF HER PARTY
AND DROP ME SAFELY IN THISSSS HUUUUUTT

I HEAR RIGHT PAST ME
THE PHONE IS RINGING
AS I CALL UPON THE DARK MAN TO ESCAPE

WITH THE BANSHEE ON MY PHONE
AND THE EMO RIGHT IN FRONT
I SLIDE THROUGH AND NO WAY FAG MY SELF OOOOOUUUUUUTTTT

YOU CANNOT FUCK ME, (I CANNOT ERECT)
I AM THE WIZARD
YOU CANNOT FUCK ME, (I MUST RAINSTORM)
I SAY NO WAY FAG

(GET ME OUT)
(GET ME OUT)

I HEAR THE CUNNY IN HEEEERRRRRR
IT'S SQUIRTING RIGHT ON MEEEEEEEE
I HEAR THE CUNNY IN HEEEERRRRRR
IT'S SQUIRTING ON MY SUNDAEEEEEEE

YOU CANNOT FUCK ME, (I CANNOT ERECT)
I AM THE WIZARD
YOU CANNOT FUCK ME, (I MUST RAINSTORM)
I SAY NO WAY FAG

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Yea Forums immigrants.

Thank you captain obvious but this third child shit is still retarded.

>fuck one
>marry the other

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*blocks your path*

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See V is more than worthy.

I was gonna say fuck Vergil, marry Dante, but Dante literally needs a child to clean his shop and can't pay his bills

>3rd child
>vergil is urizen
>v is mundus
>time travelling
I mean, i know dmc never had good writing, but these things are too much, what the fuck was itsuno thinking?

Didn't Darksiders start the 'nephilim are angel/demon hybrid' crap?

Father please! THINK OF THE CAMELLIAS!
I need your expertise in gardening! Mistress Yuyuko will reprimand us both greatly if this continues!

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reporting for duty

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BASADO

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>fuck the shit out of Dante in front of Vergil on the morning of our wedding day

that would be weird haha

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>Literally "macho" V
Wtf is the stage play even about?

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What's the time traveling theory?

the virgin woke to justice dante > The Chad Motivated Vergil

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BRING BACK NEVAN
YOU COWARDS

DMC also isn't one of make asspulls in the middle of a story. Most of the "twists" are pretty reasonable.

Ah. Is she a toohoo?

Can Dante and Vergil be turned into weapons?

Is it just me or does V seem a little too easy mode when he's in DT?

The tree btfo the virgin.

Running

>Dante
>Vergil

I have no proof, but here’s a little something to motivate you anons

>Lucia doesn’t appear, but she got a little shout out from Morrison as “currently doing her own things in God knows where”
>There is no Vergil boss fight
>There is a Featuring Vergil
>The “Accept a new job” is the bonus cutscene you got after clearing the final stage’s last session
>2 major characters are missing in the last cutscene

Alright
Mistress Yuyuko shall know this devils power

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Aren't Darksiders' nephilims a separate race of their own? And I pretty sure most DMC fans know about nephilims through DmC

>make Vergil watch you fill his brother's soul with light
y-yeah who would be into that?

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you don't get it. Here's the real reason Mundus attacked Eva and the twins.

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SHADOWW

>Vergil stole Nero's arm and made the end of the world notably more likely
>So he could go fuck around with a bird
Sounds fitting for worst boy.

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Didn't Vorgil become some evil demon king by the end of his DLC? Vorgil becoming Urizen would make sense especially when V seemed to suggest that Urizen could be Vergil. V doesn't know Vergil, so he could've confused Vorgil for Vergil. What if the true Vergil took Yamato from Nero to stop Vorgil? I think it would be kinda cool and grim if Vorgil ended up defeating Donte after DmC and decided to expanded his conquest to the DMC time-space.

Maybe Dan into Reb and Ver into Yam like Spar into Force. Then again they are hapa so who knows

Given how they are part human, I doubt it.

I hope so. Even if they're gone in the future, I would like to believe that they're still there because they became Devil Arms.

According to game lore, the nephilim were created by Lilith. She mingled the dust of angel and demon to create them according to her own words in DS2.

DMC6 will be about the tale of Sparda himself ft. Beowulf losing his eye

Sasuga otosan!

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This post is bad and you should feel bad.

>featuring Vergil
What?

>tfw Griffon and Shadow were the Sparda family's household pets

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>just before final urizen battle
>cloaked figure stops you
>"Foolishness."
>the hood slowly comes off
>"...Without strength you cannot protect anything..."
>vergil battle 3 fades in
>"Let alone this world."
>throws his sheathe aside this time
>"Show me you have the power, brother..."
>"To protect my son."

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I'm still in the middle of playing it, so I haven't reach that part yet, but good to know

You could have gave us better fake spoilers dude.

>daughter of man and a fallen angel

Yes, but that's not a Demon/Angel hybrid. Many religions have had nephilim. Nephilim were said to have given into worldly sin and were having children with humans. It pissed off god to he washed away their sins. What was left of them did marry and have children but the traits that made them what they were slowly bred out.

>2 major characters are missing

Do a DMC5 Episode 2 to see where they are.I hope Shadow and Griffy don't die.

Fuck you

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DmC getting a bad ending prevents a DmC2 from happening, and Vorgil did become a demon king by the end of DmC. Vergil took Nero's arm in an act of desperation as if he's trying to stop something.

Implying Vergil gives a shit about Nero

I'm actually retarded and read "Demon Angel hybrids" ad "Demon Human hybrids"
pls to sorry

I also wanted to add that it's supposed to be pronounced "nephiLEEM" not "nephiLUM"

According to Google, yes.

post more

Anybody think Balrog will be the best fist weapon Dante has ever owned?

>open ending
No

>vergil giving a shit about nero
Good joke, user.

Uhh. Excuse me rude!
Who are you supposed to be anyway!?

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>not knowing all the toohoos

Been lurking since the DMC5 announcement and just wanted to say I love the fuck out of this series since I played it late last year. Can't believe my friend told me this series was shit.

Not gonna be able to play DMC5 when it comes out unfortunately. The ride is almost over bros and you all better enjoy it for me!

Let met know if Vergil lives.

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It's not reusing the Ifrit template for the 4th time so it already is

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Certainly the most versatile. I'm still kinda fond of rapidly punching shit with Beowulf's crazy combo, but that's kinda Balrog's whole schtick while it's in punch mode so we'll have to see if I like it more.

>Vergil took Nero's arm in an act of desperation as if he's trying to stop something
He took it because it had Yamato which he needed to power up. DmC's story in 5 isn't going to happen.

>There is a Featuring Vergil
Explain, please...

>remembering DDC or HSIFS toohoos

>here's your credits scene bro

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Son of Vergil!

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Fallen angels, user. Demons are fallen angels. Sons of Sparda are nephilim.

stop

Wait... I have a brother!?

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You can tell most of the DMC fans left from the quality of these threads

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And then why is he so young, even if he was a baby the guy should oldr than Nero and they look both in their 20's

>tfw took me a minute to remember what HSIFS even stood for

but itsuno rikes it

proof

This general isn't here for you faggots to RP in. Go back.

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Just two weeks left until the pain's over
Just two weeks

Oh don't tell me, Dante and Vergil will lock themselves on Hell to fight against the demons?

>he doesnt know

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V is not Mundus, he has a connection to Sparda however. To be explored in future DLC.
Vergil is not Urizen, Urizen is a primordial demon that was sealed inside Yamato (not Yamato itself)
Vergil releases him on the condition that his body is restored.
After being approached by Mundus Nero makes a pact with him to awaken his demon powers quickly and beat Urizen.
Final boss is Nero possessed by Mundus. Angelic form is due to Mundus' influence.
He is beaten and Vergil absorbs Mundus into himself.
Nero and Dante kill Mundus in Vergil's body.
Vergil apologizes to Nero, he hands Yamato over, as his body turns to dust and fades away.

It was just stated to be angels who gave in to worldly temptation. That doesn't necessarily mean they're fallen angels. And demons in DMC aren't fallen angels anyway since angels don't exist in DMC.

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Most, but a couple of us still need to be hear to ensure we have a thread every day until release.

>implying the quality of the threads isn't the same as before
there's literally nothing else to discuss, if you want a thread up all the time it's gonna be shit until new info comes out

itsuno was the fujo all along

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>No vergil boss fight
You better be lying otherwise congrats the game isn't exceeding my expectations

Based Itsuno-san holy shit

>thinking Vergil will die when he's consistently one of the most popular characters in the series and Itsuno has gone out of his way to bring him back

COME WITH ME
ME STAND AND UNGA TOGETHER

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you're liking all these yous aren't you

Dante dies and Vergil dies and Lady dies and Trish dies and Truck Bitch dies and then Nero and V are pulled into an alternate dimension where they lose their powers and memories and become Donte and Veergil

>no Jackpot scene
its shit

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I'm not from Reddit, so I don't really care about the yous

>He took it because it had Yamato which he needed to power up.
For reasons unknown. V suggested that Vergil could be Urizen to which Dante responded negatively. V doesn't know Vergil as well as Dante does, so it's likely that he confused Vorgil for Vergil.
As Itsuno's been trying to keep details of Mission 11 and onwards hidden citing that's when the story will pick-up, the game would want us to believe Urizen is Vergil for the first half of the game given what V told Dante early in the game. Later on, a twist could happen that'll subvert our expectations.
I'm not saying that Vorgil is 100% Urizen, but Vorgil did become the leader of some demons by the end of DmC.
With that said, DMC is nuts so expect anything.

>DmC's story in 5 isn't going to happen.
If Vorgil becomes Urizen and kills Donte, then that means we'll never have to hear of DmC again especially if Urizen dies in 5. We'd even get the bonus of game journos and Jim Sterling going on a meltdown over DmC's chances for a sequel being permenantly killed off.
Also, Itsuno doesn't exactly hate DmC. As long as DmC isn't made by Ninja Theory, it could be redeemed.

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then why post so many fake spoilers?

>to which Dante responded negatively
???

Somehow this manages to be the stupidest theory in the thread, congratulations.

>Vergil being restored only to die again
You had me until there.

Yikes all this delusion just to justify not having vergil be urizen.

you did it, you made an even stupider theory than the third child of sparda. someone make edits of vorgil in the games

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>he thinks it's fake
Look forward to V going ham on Dante in DT and getting his ass handed to him

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You think Balrog's boot pieces are stinky after a heated battle? Haha what a funny thought

Absolutely, they would smell like demon blood and guts.

This is more stupid than the fake "leak" spoiler for DmC that Mundus ate babies and that the game ended with Dante from the DMC dimension crossing a portal and fighting Mundus along with Donte in the final battle

Wew fucking lad

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>contradicting yourself

oh no..

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>bait turns out to be bait
what a revelation!

>editing out the yous
sure

And if Vorgil ends up being Urizen, what'll be your reaction?

Dante and Vergil tienen pilín

It won't happen so we don't need to worry.

>remember what we used to say?

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This is fucking amazing.

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YEETPOT

Skinny boy needs to eat.

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This image won't stop showing up in my nightmares someone help.

So you wouldn't want Vorgil to kill Donte, become Urizen, and die in DMC5? You cucks must love DmC.

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Comfy end where V gets invited to dinner at Nero's and Kyrie forces him to eat seconds when

BUT IT'S JUST A THEORY

Is Patty's long game the video game equivalent of Usagi Drop?

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A NINJA THEORY

Yeah but it wont work because dante is a wizard. You cannot fuck me.

Put me in the screencap

Dante is a manwhore and has probably fucked every humanoid woman that has been on screen with the exception of Kyrie and Nevan.

Taste the love.

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So Virgil has to be Urizen in some capacity if they have Dan voicing him

>implying dante has any luck with women
handsomeness doesn't make up for being poor and dirty in the dmc world

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He's not always poor, just happens to be poor at the start of each game.

kek

La puta madre que español del orto que tenes y mira que onions argentino.

V needs to take a nap

But we don't actually know that "It has begun" line says Urizen

Hot.

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Does anyone know if there's a guide somewhere maybe about how to mod 4SE?

>Part of Shadow's body momentarily turns into a frost during one attack
What in the goddamn?

I would be honored if my (ninja) theory ended up being a part of a collage about Vergilfags denying that Vergil is Urizen. But it should be made after Mohammed Bin Awad Al Hassan leaks DMC5. I can never be mad or salty at DMCbros. I love you guys.

>DMC 5 end with a big family dinner between Dante, Vergil,Trish, Lady, Nico, Kyrie, Nero and V
>Somehow Kyrie still made too much food

Shill me up Yea Forums, should I get the normal version or the deluxe edition? I don't mind the price but I don't want the 100,000 free orbs. Do you think starting a new game right after beginning the game will erase them, or is it a DLC thing I can just deactivate or something?

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Normal ver

That's it, i'm not touching any hacknslash game, especially DMC games. I wanna be pure when i play DMC5. I might suck a thousand cocks in the beginning, but holy shit it will be good to improve my skills in the new game.

This looks so fanfic material ... I would read it, lulz!

oh god my sides...

Is that fucking Dead Souls?

Obviamente está traducido con Google traductor, puto argento despistado

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V needs moisturizer and posture training.

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I don't even know why I'm still here. I don't think I want to be spoiled but these last 13 days or so are so fucking hard. I almost want a little taste

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>NO NO NO NO NO
>SPAR *WHEEZE*
>*SNORT* *SMACKS LIPS*
>S- SPARDAAAAA

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how do i get a hairstyle like this

no, git gud fucknuts
You only get to play blind if you're a boomer veteran like the rest of us. You need to fuck off and start practicing so you won't bring shame to Vergil's name and get owned by mobs.

BASED

Am I good guys?

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Have you gotten a SSS rating in the demo without using any breakers of taking damage? Gotten S ranks for all the difficulties for DMC1, 3 and 4? You still have ways to kill time, brother.

Matt said you should be able to just not activate them, but even if that isn't the case we know that they are tied to the save file, so just start the game, delete the save and start properly from there
100k is also practically nothing. I've already gotten over 500k just from the demo

>Having any ending where V isn't dead
kek

Was Sparda a manwhore too?

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You can get the Deluxe ver. for 55 on GOG
use coupons if u got any.
100k orbs is optional

>without using breaker or taking damage

I'm pretty sure when you can summon demons to do your bidding you can have as big a nose as you want.

Wait, does it or is this just a meme?

V needs a punch in the face

>You only get to play blind if you're a boomer veteran like the rest of us.
>boomer veteran like the rest of us.
>us.

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>KYRIEE
>GET BACK INSIDE NOW

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This is good imo. You can enter the genre fresh. You wouldn't steamroll through the game and have a lesser experience.

Probably not. Fuck knows why he settled down though.

What's your GPU?

My fucking job had given me March 8th off. I requested 3 months in advance and it was on my calendar. We could always request days off as long as there is coverage, no questions asked. They pick 2 weeks before DMC5 is released to change that whole policy. Now we can only request a certain number of hours in a 90 day period. They started by taking this months requests into consideration. So earlier this month I had requested to leave early a few times for Doctors appointments. They decided to revoke my March 8th request. No grandfathering in requests already made even though this is a brand new policy. My manager said if it's important we can talk to our boss about it Monday. What am I supposed to tell him? I wanted that day off so I can play my video game? He wont give a shit.

I'm just going to quit the day before March 8th. I was planning on quitting soon anyway.

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>I'M
>NOT
>FUCKING
>JOKING

Good times

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v needs anal

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>ridiculous
>not scum
pure shit

Matt confirmed that the timeline is 31245 now.

God, I seriously hope DMC5 has selectable difficulties because having to play 11 missions of Nero to get to Dante on a new difficulty fucking sucks.

i just realised, ive never actually played a DMC game blind. ive always watched an LP or something beforehand
i did play the DMC1 demo blind though.
fuck now im really excited

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Oh right it was baby tears, still, i loved how many people fell for that

what the fuggg

Even Matier?

I really want Nero to settle down with Kyrie after this game and getting DT. Let him become the Rodin of the series. Somebody overpowered but choose to stay in the sidelines.

>quitting your job to play dmc5
based

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go back

Tell them your family is in town and you haven't seen them in 10 years.

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I respect your conviction but I feel like you could just lie to your boss about why you were gonna take the day off

Y'know, as retarded as having a 3rd Son of Sparda would be, I'd be down for the wild ride that would arise from it, as long as they find a damn good justification for him not being in the story until now / Dante having no memory of him, or refusing to mention him.

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That is retarded
Play 3 and 4 at the least

Tell him a relative you haven't seen in decades is coming over just for that day.

You wouldn't be lying.

dude, 8th march is friday, just play the game the whole weekend and you're good

I laughed so hard at this.

>nero
>overpowered
It would make more sense for Dante to become the Rodin of the series.

>quitting your job to play DMC
Ascended

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What?

ARABS WHERE ARE MY SPOILERS

??

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i cant beat mission 14 on DMD (DMC3), pls halp

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I've played all dmcs, bayonetta and MGR, so i'm kinda tired of the genre, i wanna have a little fresh taste when i touch the game. Guess i'l spend the weeks playing some fps.

this. im probably going to do this too, since i work in sales and only have thursday and friday off.
You could also try and bullshit it and pretend your sick, but only do that if your doctor is cool.

>1050
i have a 1060 am i good to go for 60fps

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This is the future. Dante is going to die of old age. Dante would never quit the demon hunting business. It's not like Nero is completely weak with DT. He's shown he can be really strong at the end of DMC4.

>work Fridays and weekends due to full-time college Monday through Thursday all day
>work the release of the game and the weekend
>but spring break starts the same day as release
Gonna see if I can get off with the justification of "it's spring break" to see if that works. If not, it's still spring break, so at least I'll have no college after the weekend's over, and I can do nothing but crank out DMC.

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Going over some footage again and I noticed that Artemis has her own tree. So it looks like Nero and V are going around taking down the smaller ones before heading into Urizen's big dick trunk

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user please, it's a Friday!

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Oh I though you had never touched DMC before
This is fair

Totally

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He believes V is dying instead of Vergil

when are the poormans's stores going to release the keys for this shit?

I'm anxious to shit on my 560GTX not being able to run it

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>not posting the superior non-watermarked version
SCUM

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looks horrible.

if you do this please mention a uncle dante and cousin nero, that would be so fucking funny

RE7 was optimized for 60fps on consoles. So is DMC5. That game ran well on toasters, despite looking good. I'd say you're fine as long as you lower graphics.

I have an i7 with a GTX980 so I expect good performance, since I can run RE2 and RE7 at max 60fps.

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what artist

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you will play as nero fighting the final boss

urizen revealed to be vergil and nero, with tears in his eyes, has to kill his own father for good

GOG is two days beforehand, for preload reasons

go download the re2 demo or pirate it to check
they should work similarly since they're on the same engine

yes

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Me

Wonder how Sparda presented himself to Eva, maybe he right up front said to her that he is a powerful demon knight

Yeah, just like there being a third son of Sparda is the future :^)
Nero is young and nowhere near hitting his peak.
Dante settling down would make a lot more sense, considering his age and skill level.

>I'm just going to quit the day before March 8th.
I love you.

cant, i also work with my brother who is also a manager, so he's going to ask who they are.
im probably going to do it anyway, just for keks

Based and ricardopilled

>not posting the superior superior audio version
DISMAL
files.catbox.moe/uikkfj.webm

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Demo, the cracks are fucked

based do you have a twitter or something

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came true? how?

Just download the RE2 demo. There isn't any significant difference between it and the final build of the game internally

except they aren't, there's even a crackfix out there
anyway, works on my machine

>"Look boss, my uncle Dante and nephew Nero are in town for like two days, I want to spend time with them. I want the time off."
>"I see a devil inside you has awakened as well."

Eva was a witch, so she probably lucked out and somehow managed to form a contract with him.
Then the celeb status did the rest of the work.

kinda, he really took after his dad

Dante would never settle down. Do you even understand why he hunts demons? Nero has more chance of settling down because of Kyrie. Nero has barely a reason for demon hunting other than it being a business.

I like this excuse. Or just tell them it's an old friend. Sadly one of my relatives works there and she's fucking nosey. She one of the many reasons I wanna quit.

You don't know my boss. I'm a top performer so they're strict about letting me do anything. They blow up my phone if I call in. They will ask me for a doctors note. Especially since it would be the day I asked for off.

Honestly I think they're doing this because they're paranoid that I'm looking for a job. They've asked me to my face if I'm leaving for a job interview.

So? I had a 3 day weekend planned out. I'm well aware I still get Saturday and Sunday.

crinjeado y azulpilulado

He's retarded Vertizenfag
Don't concern yourself

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I'm the one asking, I don't know.

So the RE2 demo would be a good check? But I heard there was something about RE2 being unoptimized for PC? I wasn't sure, it was a while ago.

I'm asking because when I recently played Nier it ran in literal slow motion until I set everything to the absolute minimum, and I'm still not sure how to actually check it's FPS.

48 hours of dmc5 ain't enough for you? The game will probably take 10 hours to beat anyway.

Based!

Wew lad. Imagine having taste this shit.
We get it, you still don't like Nero.

>I heard there was something about RE2 being unoptimized for PC
you heard very wrong

Can the next person to post "leaks" at least take the time to shit out a fake screenshot please? Stop (you) farming with low quality garbage

is the re2 demo on steam or?

i got your vergil leak right here NONONONO HAHAA

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Pensaste que no me di cuenta? Basura

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You can always just say that you want the time off and you are not taking a no for an answer.

If you wanna quit anyway just tell them straight up that you wanna play videogames for a long weekend and if they have a problem with that you'll just quit.
A man that gives no fucks and just does what he wants is untouchable

okay, i was worried that this could be possible,it would be utterly stupid to be honest.

I appreciate this one, because I always know what it's gonna be.

... I'm starting to like this image...

autism

6:29 in that vid, it turns partially into a frost or at least looks like it

looks like a manlet with that jawline.

I'm at college away from my ps4 so I'm dying right now

Fair enough but it would be a pretty sick power play to take advantage of your superiority over the other workers and do what said in the back half

This can't be possible.
Stay motivated and remember: Vergil is not Urizen.

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Well, I'm not sure that's what it was. Rather I think it was something about being optimized for a locked or unlocked framerate.

Anyway, where can I find the demo?

>He still thinks Vergil is anyone but Urizen
Imagine being this deep in denial, yikes.

Yeah-yeah

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Nope, doesn't look like one at all.

>cant, i also work with my brother who is also a manager, so he's going to ask who they are
surely you can get your brother to side with you and lie so you can play video games for 1 day

what kind of job do you work?

It's just on steam. The only thing I can sorta think of that might be what you heard about is that the game can be stuttery on DX12 mode so you should keep it to DX11

>sounds like vergil
>special job, urizen is your reason for fighting
>guess i get to see with my own eyes, if it really is you
>i can sense him nearby
>jackpot

BUT VERGIL IS NOT URIZEN

If you want to quit anyway, use that as an opportunity instead of a burden.
You can always ask for a raise, better conditions or other terms and flat out say
>"Give me more money, these days off or I'll quit. I've been wanting to for a while."
The worst thing that'll happen is you get a raise or your conditions improve ontop of the days off, or you will quit.
This can always be combined with

i just got my new pc. it has a gtx NO NO NO NO NO CAPCOM CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. pic related. will it be enough to play?

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I'll be here to laugh at you all.

I actually like Nero. I just think he's better fits in the sideline. I will miss his gameplay. I want a new protagonist. Preferably Dante's spawn.

Urizen's voice doesn't match the one in the trailer, but Vergil's voice in the garage does

Actually, yeah that could work. we arent even blood related so i could just say that Uncle dante is on my dads side.
im italian too, so dante and nero work
oh fuck this plan sounds better than i thought

>sounds like vergil

Show me actual footage when Urizen talks with Dan's voice

But V is a fag

Seriously how fucking autistic are you? You've been posting this in every thread non stop and no one finds it funny. Give it a rest, sperg

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do it user, also dont forget to pick up a pizza on launch day

I'm not saying it's not enough for me to be the game. I wanted Friday to play the game. I don't want to sit at my desk only thinking about all the DMC I could be playing.

I don't think they need to know what I wanted to do that day. I don't owe them an explanation. I'm probably going to talk to him on Monday and tell him that he shouldn't get to change policies last minute like that. If he still says no. I'll give my 2 weeks. "Okay, my last day will be March 7th."

I work at a call center as a sales rep. I wont say the company. I'm only doing it to pay for my schooling.

Wew lad jumping through all these hoops to deny something so obvious

See ya

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>checks if he has his voice modulator on
>IT HAS
>falls asleep mid sentence and wakes up after a nap
>BEGUUUUUUUN
>snorts
>IIIIIIIII WILL
>coughs blood
>SHOOOOW YOOOOUUUU
>smacks lips
>YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES
>tries to get up from his throne
>IIIII WILL GIVE YOU
>lets out a massive fart blasting anything within half a mile from him
>DESPAIR
>starts leaking blood all over in streams
>AND DEATH
>trips over one of his vines and falls
picosong.com/wJjDn/ picosong.com/wjacm/ picosong.com/wJ2an/

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V isn't Dante's child though. I also think he doesn't fit. His mysterious nature doesn't fit.

>It's just on steam.
I can't find it under the demo search or on the game's store page itself, is it somewhere specific?

Just saying senpai. Not denying or agreeing that he is Vergil, but the voices don't match

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>literally no footage

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Fair enough. My bad for assuming you were one of those bitter spergs.
If Dante's spawn did take over as a protag in the next game, what weapons would you want them to use?

They do match listen to the voice clips.

That is quite an improvement...

youtu.be/VWoZxQIE648
original clip from the trailer: youtu.be/U9jyQSsB6vc

>THIS DEEP IN DENIAL
B
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Qué hacen Ñs en mi hilo de Diablo Llora

gog? you mean gog.com?

I don't know.what to think.
cinematic experience?
files.catbox.moe/r2x737.webm

But this video never shows Urizen actually speaking. We hear the voiceover by Dan that might belong to Urizen, but there is no actual visual evidence of the line coming from him

That honestly sounds exactly like him desu
I'd be fine with Urizen being Vergil as long as we get a boss fight against human Vergil since human Vergil fights are the best fights in the series

VERGILFAGS BTFO

We've seen videos of the Urizen fight with Urizen dialogue mid-fight like how Goliath talks and it's the same voice

what if the voice in the trailer isn't actually the tree guy but instead its vergil and this is one huge false flag to trick us into thinking they're connected. Do we have any confirmation that the voice in the trailer and the urizen bosses is the same?

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In my head, Main weapon is somebody that uses an armor with huge fists but can switch Devil arms like Dante. Give the devil arms more moves to compensate for the lack of styles. These ideas suck but you get the point. I really like Nero. I'm envisioning him retiring from demon hunting and being an owner of a restaurant for demon hunters. You can even show him being cool by using his demon stand to deal with obnoxious patrons.

yikes
try unlocking the fps to 60 too

again
>literally no footage

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>yfw he's directing this statement at Vdust

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That's not Urizen speaking it's just Vergil on the sidelines providing commentary.

This guy gets it.

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>jackpot
Chinese trailer is translated to Sure enough it's you

>I'd be fine with Urizen being Vergil as long as we get a boss fight against human Vergil
urizen is just the chrysalis

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Quick, somebody I need the shit boy I die vergil picture!

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"El Diablo Puede Llorar" ...

neh, on English sound better

Check the previews with the Urizen bossfight, you can hear the same voice a bit when he talks.

youtu.be/FByEq8GSeoo?t=190
>urizen talks in the prologue fight
>same voice
>B-BUT NO ACTUAL PROOF
>I WANT TH-THE RECORDINGS OF DAN IN THE S-STUDIO
AY AYE MUY DENEGADO

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Why would people be mad if Vergil is Urizen? I don't have any issue with that

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youtube.com/watch?v=AXJRnqFzR7s

What about this?

All weebs need to be bullied.

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