Valve has confirmed that Based Artifact will rise again!
Are your bodies ready for the glorious new Artifaissance?
Valve has confirmed that Based Artifact will rise again!
Mason Parker
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Charles Hernandez
>valve
>shipping
>quality
>updates
post yfw reading this
Juan Rivera
Repeatedly shipping loot box "updates" while abandoning any and all actual content patches and then finally abandoning the game itself is the only thing Valve knows how to do. - Jeep Barnett
John Bennett
They should just shut down the game and issue a full refund to everyone who bought it. That's the only way they can save face at this point.
Brody Robinson
That wouldn’t be fair to the people who enjoy playing it, though.
Cameron Perez
Those poor people need to be saved from their own shit taste.
Levi Reyes
Or make it free to play and issue a full refund to everyone who bought it. Might not save it but it would give it a real chance at life.
They'd give free packs instead of a refund if they did it though.
Isaac Evans
Right, like how Valve saved Half-Life fans from another mediocre linear SJW FPS.
Alexander Price
all 2 people that still play it? Valve deserves every bit of this failure. Maybe they'll get off their asses now but I doubt it
John Reed
What happened to the game?
Jacob Baker
800.
Jose Wood
Who deserves to be the Queen of Artifact more? Her...
Chase Bennett
Lincoln Howard
...or her?
Christopher Wood
Joseph Stalin had millions of followers.
Jesus had 12.
Jaxson Barnes
Artifact is so based...
>HOW BASED IS IT?
Artifact is so based that if this song
youtube.com
was written to be about Artifact, its title would have to be changed to “Based!”
Hunter Moore
Died a dog's death because Valve was so arrogant they thought they didn't need to obey the rules of the market they themselves built (F2P or die).
Also apparently the game itself isn't even that fun to play. Nobody will ever know though, because to even try it out you have to fork over $20, and $20 might as well be infinite dollars when every single competitor is free.
Levi Collins
Well if Jesus was so great how come he didn't manage to kill all the romans
Can't explain that huh
Adrian Russell
>and if we're quiet it's because we're hard at work.
>>it's because were hard at work.
>>>hard at work
Logan Ward
I not only paid for it, I bought a complete card collection.
It’s fun as FUCK.
Levi Walker
>Christian Goths destroy the Western Roman Empire
>Christianity inspires Islam
>Muslim Ottomans destroy the Eastern half
He did.
William Sullivan
>Died a dog's death because Valve was so arrogant they thought they didn't need to obey the rules of the market they themselves built (F2P or die).
They completely copied the economy of MTGO, but somehow forgot that their game isn't actually MtG so no one was going to put up with that.
Owen Nguyen
Also MTGO was released in, what, 1998 or something? With zero competitors. That shit would never fly today.
Aaron Reyes
Valve should change Artifact’s name to “Basedifact” so consumers know how based it is.
Chase Martinez
Moreover most people rag on MTGO as a client and service. The only people who stick with it are legacy players as they have literally no alternative except physical stores.
Eli Cox
Update alien swarm you cunts.
Jordan Rivera
t. Bryan Cranston
Cameron Young
>they didn't need to obey the rules of the market they themselves built (F2P or die).
shut the fuck up retard
f2p won't fix the game
Jack Lewis
Stalin was based and Jesus was a cuck
Jonathan Morris
>f2p won't fix the game
Probably not, but without going F2P literally no one is ever going to even try it out. It won't be given a chance unless it's free.
Gavin Stewart
several hundred thousand already gave the game a chance
found it unfun and stopped playing
the game is fundamentally shit unless they change the entire fucking combat it will stay dead
Colton Gomez
>if we're quiet it means we're working hard
>somehow this is is an excuse for 2 months radio silence
it takes 30 minutes for some faggot over there to sit down and write a blog post about the development
Evan Walker
this
apex devs are giving DAILY communication
Caleb Cooper
But Apex is Crooked EA.
Asher Roberts
Valve-logic states that this means Apex devs are lazy.
Daniel Mitchell
Artifact is based!
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